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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Platystemon posted:

We need some statues of Order of Lenin recipient Ettore Boiardi.

I was going to make a joke about him being the ravioli guy, but I see it would be redundant.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/LetItMelo/status/1447608524570304517

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Memento posted:

I was going to make a joke about him being the ravioli guy, but I see it would be redundant.

I’m not even the first person to come up with this particular substitution.



The Order of Lenin thing is sadly apocryphal.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

flavor.flv posted:

There is a German saying that goes "Hunde mögen nicht Frucht, Hunde mögen bumsen und schlafen," which translates to "Do not make monuments to the living, for they can still disgrace the stone."

You learned this from Achewood, didn't you

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




How dare you











...yes. I've been using it for years, and nobody ever tries to verify the translation

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Imagine the moment you figure out the gimmick and realise you've been assigned to play as Scrappy-Doo. :smith:

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

flavor.flv posted:

How dare you











...yes. I've been using it for years, and nobody ever tries to verify the translation

Normally I just say the english version because there's always going to be one guy who just has to be johnny german understander

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Tiggum posted:

Imagine the moment you figure out the gimmick and realise you've been assigned to play as Scrappy-Doo. :smith:

Scrappy‐Doo is the evil character who’s working with the DM to undermine the party from within.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Tiggum posted:

Imagine the moment you figure out the gimmick and realise you've been assigned to play as Scrappy-Doo. :smith:

lol, my friend did a similar gimmick and yes I was Scrappy-Doo (an annoying little goblin). They almost killed me when I betrayed the party after being possessed. The gimmick was also caught on almost immediately

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

The very best Aunt May

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!


I absolutely do not get the reference here

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Flint_Paper posted:

I absolutely do not get the reference here
It's a thread* ripper

*seam

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


That’s a sewing tool called a “thread ripper”. AMD’s high end workstation CPUs are named “Threadripper.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Ahhh, gotcha. I was very much on a hiding to nothing with my "what does a quick unpick have to with a keyboard?", so thanks!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Khizan posted:

That’s a sewing tool called a “thread ripper”. AMD’s high end workstation CPUs are named “Threadripper.

I will die on the hill that is calling these a Quick Unpick and you absolutely cannot stop me

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Frank Frank posted:

The very best Aunt May

Ninja edit: Not the RLM thread lol

Galewolf has a new favorite as of 09:51 on Oct 12, 2021

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/JoannaMang/status/1447919350221000708

Well, they got us back in the tweet mines fighting over a high school kid with 15 followers who posted "Hawaiian pizza is cultural appropriation"

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/whale_defense/status/1447939681417633805?s=21

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/JoannaMang/status/1447919350221000708

Well, they got us back in the tweet mines fighting over a high school kid with 15 followers who posted "Hawaiian pizza is cultural appropriation"



Now you got me mad that Hawaii is claimed by the USA again

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/sunshinechi1/status/1447595536635289606

Never try and pet a wild animal, that goes triple if you're in Africa.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Lmao thats great. The 'no no don't touch him'. "Help me, someone help. Help." Not even in actual distress, just incapable of taking care of himself or dealing with his own bad decisions

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/sunshinechi1/status/1447595536635289606

Never try and pet a wild animal, that goes triple if you're in Africa.

They call me Mister Pig

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/sunshinechi1/status/1447595536635289606

Never try and pet a wild animal, that goes triple if you're in Africa.
LMAO, I definitely talk to wild animals but I would have been backing up as soon as that guy beelined for me like nope nope I want to watch you at a respectful distance.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/JoannaMang/status/1447919350221000708

Well, they got us back in the tweet mines fighting over a high school kid with 15 followers who posted "Hawaiian pizza is cultural appropriation"

It’s supposed to be spam and pineapple.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/LeftAtLondon/status/1447778617673469963
I like Phoebe Bridgers but this is kind of on point.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005




Huh. A meme that originated in SA, getting reposted on a meme account, getting reposted on SA. Time really is a flat circle.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

my absolute favourite* is sitting there with a face like a Ken Doll for 59 minutes, or even 89 minutes, and then going "nothing from me, thanks everyone" and leaving.

*no

generic one
Oct 2, 2004

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala


Nap Ghost

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/sunshinechi1/status/1447595536635289606

Never try and pet a wild animal, that goes triple if you're in Africa.

https://twitter.com/vinn_ayy/status/1448011928689807360?s=21

https://twitter.com/vinn_ayy/status/1448034551612071937?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/InkMasterbator/status/1446600709437202433

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Eleven seconds.

https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1447946134261993473?s=20

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

drat that's a lot better

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Milo and POTUS posted:

drat that's a lot better

That's both real good and a low rear end bar. Wow'd by the margin on display.


Unrelated..?

https://twitter.com/AnarchistMemeCo/status/1447786967798894595?t=lyTiV7swCpznllriaEN8Ag&s=19

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Pfft, as if just anyone has what it takes to be an officer of the law.

Jordan v. New London established that cops have to be stupid.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/lanyardigan/status/1448106893499518977?t=gx4UQ9j0EXWcFi4SDr1pHg&s=19

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Cocaine Bear posted:

That's both real good and a low rear end bar. Wow'd by the margin on display.

https://twitter.com/InkMasterbator/status/1448042483850620930

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

Badger of Basra posted:

https://twitter.com/_restaurant_bot/status/1444284809921105923?s=20

This account is a good follow for occasional stuff like this, even if a lot of the time it’s just Pizza Huts in Kuwait or whatever

"No Results for Kuwait" I actually work adjacent to the restaurant industry in Kuwait and was excited to see some lol

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Hmmm how come embedded tweets load slower than HD video?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Mescal posted:

Hmmm how come embedded tweets load slower than HD video?

if you are mobile, I think its SSL negotiation

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

if you are mobile, I think its SSL negotiation

I get the same thing on mobile, but I'm on PC.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Mescal posted:

I get the same thing on mobile, but I'm on PC.

It's a safe bet that any twitter fuckery is a decision made by someone at the top to 'encourage' people to use the site and get them a bonus for having improved engagement metrics.

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