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Soothing Vapors posted:at what point do you become such a mouldering ruin of a human being that non-carbonated water simply cannot slake your grotesque thirst I like the bubbles. Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Why do you drink seltzer. I don't even really know what that is besides carbonated water. Is there liquor in it? AR are you drinking and driving? There's also artificial flavors. I am partial to cranberry lime or pomegranate. quote:Re Texas: we don't know how to drive. You're right.
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:I go through two a month  quote:I was raised on this: You come from circus clown lineage?
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Soothing Vapors posted:
For a half inch? What tropic paradise do you live in?
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ActusRhesus posted:For a half inch? What tropic paradise do you live in? Look Sir Droids posted:You come from circus clown lineage?
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Soothing Vapors posted:Look, Demi, it's a guide aimed at the hill folk and desert tribes of the south. You have to account for their general slowness and lack of cipherin' and book larnin' and make it easy for them I am now picturing all of the South as hill tribes from the Vale of Arryn.
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Look Sir Droids posted:
you could get those delivered in NYC once upon a time although I did go to clown college for summer camp once
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Feb 27, 2015 22:35
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Yo seltzer is disgusting and I'm really glad I had no idea it even existed until I moved to NYC
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Feb 27, 2015 22:47
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mikeraskol posted:seltzer is disgusting
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Feb 27, 2015 22:49
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you are a pretty broken human being if you can't even enjoy your water without sodifying it
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Driving in snow? Step one: get rid of your dumb loving summer tires and put on at least all-seasons. Also, what the gently caress is seltzer? Is that the Le Croix poo poo I see girls who wear yoga pants all the time drinking?
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People at my firm loving mainline seltzer though which is crazy to me
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evilweasel posted:you are a pretty broken human being if you can't even enjoy your water without sodifying it what's to enjoy about boring non bubble water?
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mikeraskol posted:People at my firm loving mainline seltzer though which is crazy to me what kind of lawyer mainlines seltzer if you're mainlining anything but coffee or scotch you're not a real lawyer
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ActusRhesus posted:what's to enjoy about boring non bubble water? the crisp refreshing taste of oh thank god i'm not thirsty anymore
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evilweasel posted:the crisp refreshing taste of oh thank god i'm not thirsty anymore wow. live dangerously.
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I saw a lawyer drink 11 diet cokes while defending a deposition one time. Highlight of my legal career so far.
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ActusRhesus posted:wow. live dangerously. Lawyers are well known risk takers. We live on the edge.
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mikeraskol posted:I saw a lawyer drink 11 diet cokes while defending a deposition one time. Highlight of my legal career so far. Were there, like, 5 bathroom breaks for him alone?
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Green Crayons posted:Were there, like, 5 bathroom breaks for him alone? Dude was a soldier
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That really is a career highlight.
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ActusRhesus posted:what's to enjoy about boring non bubble water? I dont know, maybe the knowledge that you're not a spoiled princess turning her nose up at the liquid your spindly body was designed by loving evolution to drink?
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Soothing Vapors posted:spoiled princess you say that like it's a bad thing.
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"27 posts in an hour? Maybe Toona reconsid- nope, just seltzer chat."
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I've pocketed firm cookies and soda at a depo before. Is that receiving impermissible benefits?
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Feb 27, 2015 23:22
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What kind of cookies are we talking about here?
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mikeraskol posted:What kind of cookies are we talking about here? White shoe cookies.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:I've pocketed firm cookies and soda at a depo before. There are certain lovely mediators I'll use just because I know their pantries are well-stocked. I've also posted in this thread about laughing hysterically with a partner on a case 10 hours into mediation where we broke into the mediator's pantry and as junior associate, he made me taste everything to what was stale. I know I'm a solo but I associate on cases sometimes if poo poo gets big enough
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CaptainScraps posted:There are certain lovely mediators I'll use just because I know their pantries are well-stocked. Didn't you also build Lego dicks?
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 This is why we can't have iced things.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:White shoe cookies. The best kind. This partner I work with, the first thing he says to me anytime I go to organize a meeting is "make sure they have those plates of cookies in there."
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Feb 27, 2015 23:50
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mikeraskol posted:The best kind. I always insist on soda, so I can carry some out with me.
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CaptainScraps posted:There are certain lovely mediators I'll use just because I know their pantries are well-stocked. Truth. I got a guy I use when I want to settle cases (lovely rear end snacks) and folks I use when I want to eat junk food all day.
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I sent up a request for a referral in the Legal Question thread, and would just like to echo it here. I have a friend in California, LA County, who needs to talk to an attorney. Family law and bankruptcy. If anyone has names of people who'd do right by her, I'd appreciate it. Feel free to PM me on it as needed. Alaemon fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Feb 28, 2015 |
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Roger_Mudd posted:Truth. I got a guy I use when I want to settle cases (lovely rear end snacks) and folks I use when I want to eat junk food all day. That lady we were talking about the other day I use solely because: 1) Discount half-days; and 2) She puts out the BEST spread of food. Oh my god. And she orders in from a fancy restaurant for lunch. Shiiitty mediator though. Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Didn't you also build Lego dicks? drat straight.
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CaptainScraps posted:That lady we were talking about the other day I use solely because: What restaurants? Also, Scraps and I went to high school with a guy whose mother was a mediator. Her name was Gay Cox. At an all guys school this was the pinacle of humor. Lote fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Feb 28, 2015 |
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CaptainScraps posted:That lady we were talking about the other day I use solely because: If this is Dallas proper, I think I know exactly who you're talking about...
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Lote posted:What restaurants? It's still the pinnacle of humor.
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Lote posted:What restaurants? Hehheheheh Gay Cox.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:"27 posts in an hour? Maybe Toona reconsid- nope, just seltzer chat." I just got emailed the agenda for admitted students day. I'm partly stoked and partly curious to see if there are any other 30-somethings starting this fall.
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