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BOOTY-ADE posted:Tell me you wipe the wrong direction without telling me you wipe the wrong direction I wipe across, then diagonally down, then across the other way. A Z like Zorro.
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Lobok posted:I wipe across, then diagonally down, then across the other way. A Z like Zorro. No señor, that is the number 2.
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Spanish Manlove posted:like a lot of dumb reregs, likely someone evading probation No, it's a re-reg of Incel'shok Na, who is banned.
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Baron von Eevl posted:I used to date a girl who thought that. She also though anal could lead to pregnancy since "it's all connected in there" and "that's how animals get pregnant." That was just her way of telling you “no”
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 Break this loving phone, please  0mega Pixel posted:ok here is the deal, this guy was susposed to be a friend of mine but ripped me off for an untold ammount of cash, I would be very grateful if you folks gave this number hell, gra-bua-lsa!!!!!!
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I had a patient once with dextrocardia. Weirdest drat thing, but she was nice. Definitely qualifies, but is not very funny.
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Not sure if this is the right place for this request, but I'm looking for the old banner that was a fake ad back when fake ads were mixed in with the real ones. It said "individually wrapped oats... for when u just want a oat"
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Milo and POTUS posted:Wasnt there another one in pyf who thought you could get pregnant for swallowing And it led to this incredible content:
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poisonpill posted:That was just her way of telling you “no” No she had plenty of other ways to say that, she was just also very ignorant about anatomy and was so uncomfortable about the idea of sex in general that she completely blocked out any knowledge even vaguely related. I'm pretty sure it was because was still figuring out her own sexuality.
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Potato Salad posted:what you're familiar with is a tiiiiny bit of hydrogen peroxide in water, and even then it can damage tissue and oxidize the gently caress out of stuff Captain von Trapp posted:Blessed are you, Lord, all-powerful God,
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Baron von Eevl posted:No she had plenty of other ways to say that, she was just also very ignorant about anatomy and was so uncomfortable about the idea of sex in general that she completely blocked out any knowledge even vaguely related. I'm pretty sure it was because was still figuring out her own sexuality. That's a very hard no Alternatively, why would you want to to gently caress someone with the mental capacity of a child?
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Outrail posted:That's a very hard no Abstinence only sex Ed is a hell of a thing op
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Outrail posted:That's a very hard no That's a pretty hosed up take, my guy
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Milo and POTUS posted:Wasnt there another one in pyf who thought you could get pregnant for swallowing A co-worker got some of his own sperm in his own ear while having sex with his girlfriend. But he didn't get eargnant, he just got a really nasty ear infection because he was too ashamed to to go the doctor and say "hey I shot some sperm up my ear and now it feels funny" until it got extremely painful.
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well yeah, only trained professionals are qualified to deal with cockear implants
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No, I said ORAL
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3D Megadoodoo posted:A co-worker got some of his own sperm in his own ear while having sex with his girlfriend. https://journals.lww.com/stdjournal/fulltext/2020/05000/otosyphilis__a_review_of_the_literature.3.aspx 
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Zetsubou-san posted:well yeah, only trained professionals are qualified to deal with cockear implants Milo and POTUS posted:No, I said ORAL drat shame there isn't a thread to quote these in as they're great.
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Zetsubou-san posted:well yeah, only trained professionals are qualified to deal with cockear implants I don't think I like the direction the new upgrades are going
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I don't think I like the direction the new upgrades are going
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3D Megadoodoo posted:A co-worker got some of his own sperm in his own ear while having sex with his girlfriend. He should be more careful, that's how you get hearing AIDS
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Milo and POTUS posted:Wasnt there another one in pyf who thought you could get pregnant for swallowing It was ADTRW, or whatever the anime board is.
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Milo and POTUS posted:No, I said ORAL Aural sex without protection can lead to hearing AIDS
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Chamale posted:And it led to this incredible content: This is a pro click, god drat
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Milo and POTUS posted:Wasnt there another one in pyf who thought you could get pregnant for swallowing Samovar posted:It was ADTRW, or whatever the anime board is. Starts here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3977331&pagenumber=145#post519503653
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Starts here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3977331&pagenumber=145#post519503653 ohhhh it's gitmo/el penis. ok yeah lmao go figure that's the source
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Starts here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3977331&pagenumber=145#post519503653 NO This is a cartoon character
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I don't think I like the direction the new upgrades are going I just wanted to say that I appreciated this.
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BobTheCrazyMonkey posted:So I found a check that was filled out for a sports team, the check is dated 5 months ago, they are clean checks. I'm wondering what legal problems I would encounter if I cashed them. Would it be safer to deposit these checks under my own bank account or would it be safer to cash them? If the persons whos bank account gets charged wonders why they have a ding in their account, can they press to see who it was? Sigma-X posted:God helps those who help themselves commit check fraud. BobTheCrazyMonkey posted:The check is for 115 dollars however... if I do go through with it, there is the possibility of having maybe 600 dollars because there was mulitable checks laying around. Can someone give me an estimate on how tight the bank is about this, and a for sure answer if the person who gets billed can figure out if it was me and if so do anything about it? Im considering if everything checks out a bit more to deposit it in my account through a ATM machine to avoid face on face confrontation with a clerk, Is this completely stupid? HAIL SATAN posted:Regarding your original predicament:
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Pug Rodeo posted:Holy poo poo what have I done?!
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Buttchocks posted:That's not how cat5 ethernet works.
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Context: the person in the first strip is a lovely dude who has been lovely for years and everyone hates him.Murdstone posted:I had to bring this to you all as soon as I saw it.
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I don’t know what going on there but it’s very confusing that Mary Worfh apparently still exists
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It's basically been The Wilbur Show for a few years now. Maybe the writer has decided enough is enough.
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Most newspaper comics have apparently either been phoning it in for decades given their target audience is senile, or have gone completely off the rails.
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Splicer posted:Trying to identify your forever penis like picking Harry Potter's wand Malcolm Excellent posted:The Dong chooses the Wizard, and the Wizard, the Dong Splicer posted:"Give it a wave!"
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