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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lol

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cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



https://twitter.com/ciccmaher/status/1067523716169510912

no clickthough:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

no sirrus, don't touch that linking book!!!!!! you'll get trapped forever and worse of all they'll get released!!!!!!!!

double negative
Jul 7, 2003



what can political satirists like iannucci even do at this point

just become documentarians or what

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Al! posted:

no sirrus, don't touch that linking book!!!!!! you'll get trapped forever and worse of all they'll get released!!!!!!!!

tucker, to his viewers: red pages always the red pages never the blue never

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

https://mobile.twitter.com/thesarahkelly/status/1067479527704666113

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


cheer up department it'll be ok

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




so this was to trick people into going "well im not poor" and not apply for welfare services i assume?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/824989398001410049

ulex minor
Apr 30, 2018

boris is fine with cultivating this perception of himself as some funny bumbling cartoon, it's absolutely deliberate. just like hermann göring was happy about people making fat jokes about him, our ol' uncle hermann

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Krankenstyle posted:

so this was to trick people into going "well im not poor" and not apply for welfare services i assume?

not quite as insidious as Kansas Gov Brownback renaming the Dept. of Social Services to the Dept. of Children and Families

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...


Ah, we have found Zizek's favourite internet café

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Everybody loves Diogenes.

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPRhOjAWKJo

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:magemage:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




no

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1067748817552982016?s=19

:itwaspoo:

https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1067752506783162368?s=19

:itwaspoo:

https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1067752515406577666?s=19

:itwaspoo:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
how much feces is in the food itself

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


staph lives on your god drat skin, of course they found it on the touch screens

THS
Sep 15, 2017

woah there are germs everywhere hosed up

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


THS posted:

woah there are germs everywhere hosed up

turn on your monitor

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

THS posted:

woah there are germs everywhere hosed up

McDonald's scheme to get rid of human employees has changed the chance that you will touch poo poo before getting your food from moderate to guaranteed.

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Gripweed posted:

McDonald's scheme to get rid of human employees has changed the chance that you will touch poo poo before getting your food from moderate to guaranteed.

do you think the pin pad on the credit card reader or your money didnt have poo poo on it

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

THS posted:

do you think the pin pad on the credit card reader or your money didnt have poo poo on it

my money has less poo poo on it that a touchpad in a busy fast food restaurant.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



someone's been making GBS threads on the lettuce AND the touchscreens???

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

i agree with dan and it's been true in my experience so far

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Gripweed posted:

my money has less poo poo on it that a touchpad in a busy fast food restaurant.

does it tho. germaphobia is dumb imo. like theres no more poo poo on that touchpad than every doorhandle you touch. thats life. accept the poo poo

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
Get this

U have poo poo INSIDE you

oh my gosh

THS
Sep 15, 2017

i never go outside without fasting for 48 hours and douching

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Eating rear end makes you stronger and more healthy

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Prav
Oct 29, 2011

touchpads feel grosser than buttons

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