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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

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Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

I mean, why wipe my rear end? Poop outside, poop inside. Same difference! Eat food off a dog's rear end!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


were going to advance enough that no one will have to touch anything ever and a generation after that humanity will be wiped out by a cold after we lose all immunities

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
life is gross

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

THS posted:

does it tho. germaphobia is dumb imo. like theres no more poo poo on that touchpad than every doorhandle you touch. thats life. accept the poo poo

Nah, gently caress those touchscreen. Really don't give a poo poo what gets rid of them.

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Aren't we all just eating poo poo under capitalism?

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


As a Finnish person who never wants to interact with anyone at all in public if possible, those touch screens sound like a great idea

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Andrast posted:

As a Finnish person who never wants to interact with anyone at all in public if possible, those touch screens sound like a great idea

i see why its bad to eliminate these jobs when unemployment is a serious issue but ideally once mcdonalds is nationalized under communism, then the automation would be good because that job sucks

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Andrast posted:

As a Finnish person who never wants to interact with anyone at all in public if possible, those touch screens sound like a great idea

don't touch the poop!!!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
im an absolutely filthy person and im gonna survive while the rest of u choke down ineffective antibiotics hoping to cure ur global warming superbugs

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003




https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1067507024303452161

Mr. Schumer sir, let me be the first to say: welcome to the #resistance :patriot:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Our position is clear, and we can not state it in strong enough terms: We won't give the GOP a dollar more, unless they ask for it

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

steinrokkan posted:

Our position is clear, and we can not state it in strong enough terms: We won't give the GOP a dollar more, unless they ask for it

And they better offer something in exchange! Not something useful like spending. But useful things like promises to negotiate later.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1067507024303452161

Mr. Schumer sir, let me be the first to say: welcome to the #resistance :patriot:

what is even the benefit to this particular hilarious capiulation? are his big corporate donors... construction companies located in Texas?

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos

i remember in saint petersburg there is a building right on the neva with a massive relief dedicated to the sailors of the revolution on it. right about it were billboards for megafon and audi

lest you think that amerikkka and western europe were as hellscapy as it gets

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
its a benefit to schumer because hes a feckless shithead whose entire self identity is being the most moderate liberal

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Gunshow Poophole posted:

what is even the benefit to this particular hilarious capiulation? are his big corporate donors... construction companies located in Texas?

If Schumer caves in and I mean really caves in then maybe just maybe they will let him sit at the cool kid's table on pizza Friday. He's going to start at 1.6 billion and slowly slide up until it happens. Fingers crossed everyone! :pray:

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
https://www.facebook.com/Corporatebytes/videos/294363704499036/

True story

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
schumer never met a craven, gutless surrender to the detriment of his constituents he didn't like.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

schumer never met a craven, gutless surrender to the detriment of his constituents he didn't like.

well his constituents are an imaginary family so they'll always be pleased

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

accidentally describing the zeitgeist with an absurd joke is one of my fav twitter blowups

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

too real

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

this might be the dumbest thing on facebook ive ever seen

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

DiggityDoink posted:

this might be the dumbest thing on facebook ive ever seen

it's incredible, a stdh email forward story about bootstrapping yourself and outsmarting a computer is basically distilled boomer mindset

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
In addition to being dumb as gently caress, those stdh videos with text scrolls are a lesson in just how infuriatingly slow people who like them read.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

the bitcoin of weed posted:

it's incredible, a stdh email forward story about bootstrapping yourself and outsmarting a computer is basically distilled boomer mindset

What, you don't believe a bunch of people bought tomatoes from a guy knocking on their door?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

still one of the greatest political cartoons

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

the eternal austro

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

https://youtu.be/-Ak6sRi7ia4

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdM-_6Xv_Oc&t=82s

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1067464159049207809
:tif:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

I found another tarp man that wants to take over a bird sanctuary like Robert "LaVoy" Finicum.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/OhPoorPup/status/1068018191853658117

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Grimes pretending to have leftist sympathies was a great troll

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1068026790734483456

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HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos

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