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Willie Tomg posted:That dude's just a schmo. He was even kinda good in flashes before the fickle gestsalt consciousness that comprises the kitchen's id decided to smash his soul to flinders rather than, y'know, discipline/fire. He grinds my gears, but he's not too awful really on, like, an interpersonal level or anything, I can deal with that. Everyone ITT deals with that. Everyone ITT deals with petty annoyances every day, its the nature of the beast. So while I could talk about the nonworking schlubs, or the coworkers who are really great until they do this ----> and then make me trash gallons of chocolate mousse because for the duration of my days off they store delis of it uncovered in a fridge running five degrees too hot with two plastic spoons apiece jutting out the top, or coming back after time off to see attempts at dicing tomatoes or filling out the stock of celery sticks instead of cleaning the detritus from breakfast service off the line lest we be in peril of passing our next inspection, but these are ultimately petty things. Everyone deals with this. You just drink a few extra slugs of coffee, maybe some grey market under-the-counter allergy meds if the cedar pollen is getting ya down, and come in each day swinging, gently caress it. I love your posts.
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Willie Tomg posted:I show up to work on time for the same reason I watch HBO's Girls; because in hating every loathsome and unsympathetic minute of it I feel more alive than I ever do normally, and I can't wait to see what happens next week. Jesus Christ dude.
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The Maestro posted:Burn yourself on it and collect workers comp this is the correct answer. i chopped part of my finger off on a hobart slicer once on "accident" because of a particularly dickish coworker who hosed us over who deserved to do a shift on his own and also because gently caress yeah pain pills all in all i'm glad i dont work in kitchens anymore though. nothing like walking in on your coworker shooting up in the bathroom while simultaneously hitting a crack pipe. that was actually funny though
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Jeez Wheez
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 00:49 |
that dude was a trainwreck but as long as he was high he was a good coworker. it was only awful when he was broke and going through withdrawals because then he was a total loving rear end in a top hat who'd go into a rage at the drop of a hat. it got bad enough that like 4 of us in the kitchen kept a suboxone strip on hand at any given moment to be able to break up and give to him so he wouldn't be pissing and moaning all day
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Willie Tomg posted:That dude's just a schmo. He was even kinda good in flashes before the fickle gestsalt consciousness that comprises the kitchen's id decided to smash his soul to flinders rather than, y'know, discipline/fire. He grinds my gears, but he's not too awful really on, like, an interpersonal level or anything, I can deal with that. Everyone ITT deals with that. Everyone ITT deals with petty annoyances every day, its the nature of the beast. So while I could talk about the nonworking schlubs, or the coworkers who are really great until they do this ----> and then make me trash gallons of chocolate mousse because for the duration of my days off they store delis of it uncovered in a fridge running five degrees too hot with two plastic spoons apiece jutting out the top, or coming back after time off to see attempts at dicing tomatoes or filling out the stock of celery sticks instead of cleaning the detritus from breakfast service off the line lest we be in peril of passing our next inspection, but these are ultimately petty things. Everyone deals with this. You just drink a few extra slugs of coffee, maybe some grey market under-the-counter allergy meds if the cedar pollen is getting ya down, and come in each day swinging, gently caress it. Willie Tomg posted:I show up to work on time for the same reason I watch HBO's Girls; because in hating every loathsome and unsympathetic minute of it I feel more alive than I ever do normally, and I can't wait to see what happens next week. The Maestro posted:Burn yourself on it and collect workers comp wheez the roux posted:this is the correct answer. i chopped part of my finger off on a hobart slicer once on "accident" because of a particularly dickish coworker who hosed us over who deserved to do a shift on his own and also because gently caress yeah pain pills wheez the roux posted:that dude was a trainwreck but as long as he was high he was a good coworker. it was only awful when he was broke and going through withdrawals because then he was a total loving rear end in a top hat who'd go into a rage at the drop of a hat. it got bad enough that like 4 of us in the kitchen kept a suboxone strip on hand at any given moment to be able to break up and give to him so he wouldn't be pissing and moaning all day The Restaurant Industry Folks!
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poo poo sous is blaming me for him going down on Saturday, because I worked his station on Thursday (the day I came in and the station was loving barren, when I spent all day including service rolling pasta, turning carrots, etc.) I don't care that nobody believes him, it still positively infuriates me because this is the second person that is using me as a scapegoat in the past few months. I'm tired of there being one person that doesn't treat me like a human being/is incapable of being responsible for their station.
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Know what I tell my guys when they say their station/prep/whatever isn't done? Take a picture. You can tell me all about how hard you work, or how you couldn't make it to this or that or these or those, but I don't give a poo poo. You show me how things looked the second you walked in the door, I care. You tell me that AM or PM crew didn't do this or that, but give no evidence, I just. Don't. Care. Not wanting to come across as a dick, but I've dealt with plenty of "woe is me" cooks to give no shits anymore.
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:Know what I tell my guys when they say their station/prep/whatever isn't done? Take a picture. You can tell me all about how hard you work, or how you couldn't make it to this or that or these or those, but I don't give a poo poo. You show me how things looked the second you walked in the door, I care. You tell me that AM or PM crew didn't do this or that, but give no evidence, I just. Don't. Care.
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The Maestro posted:Burn yourself on it and collect workers comp I think this will be the natural result of attempting to consummate their blessed union. Pretty sure it's already legal in Massachusetts.
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Yeah I'm considering just breaking my hand or something so I can not do this until school. e: my non jacking hand. Simoom fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Mar 3, 2015 |
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Simoom posted:Yeah I'm considering just breaking my hand or something so I can not do this until school. But you could treat yourself to a few months of nothing but The Stranger.
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This is my industry right here (the lovely competition): http://pagesix.com/2015/03/02/booze-salesman-sent-exec-revenge-photos-of-wasted-champagne-strippers/
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Turkeybone posted:This is my industry right here (the lovely competition): I don't think I would buy anything from those guys.
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Willie Tomg posted:
Thanks for writing. This is wonderful. Errant Gin Monks posted:I don't think I would buy anything from those guys. I can't even figure out what that's intended to accomplish. "You won't let me distribute your booze anymore so I'm going to tear up one thousand of my dollar bills and send you pictures of me doing it." Step 2....? Phanatic fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Mar 3, 2015 |
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Phanatic posted:I can't even figure out what that's intended to accomplish. "You won't let me distribute your booze anymore so I'm going to tear up one thousand of my dollar bills and send you pictures of me doing it." Step 2....? Yeah that's what has me so annoyed. What the gently caress did they accomplish aside from alienating female clients, wasting 1000 dollars and getting some skank stripper to grab your crotch? Decision making skills like this don't make me rate them high on a "want to do business with" list.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:35 |
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Step 2 is raise middle finger. When we took high-end bourbons from Southern, the GAVE AWAY their remaining supply to their customers. Again the Step 2 is "raise middle finger."
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Turkeybone posted:Step 2 is raise middle finger. I just don't understand how that's a middle finger. "HAHAHA WE LOST MONEY ON YOUR PRODUCT!! What now?!?!"
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:51 |
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Southern is in general, pretty loving incompetent and bad with money, but they have it to burn.
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I don't know the guy personally but everyone I know who does have a fairly broad consensus of "gently caress him". The comical part is that when I ran a jam my Southern guy was the poo poo, I actually ignored the rep in my area to order through him. Southern in NY is made up of three smaller companies with different portfolios and priorities and I was running a cocktail bar whose owners also import specialty wine: do you think I want to try whatever bullshit Grigio you have sales incentives to move this quarter?
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Yeah, all of these companies have more money than they know what to do with (sometimes quite literally) so it's like "gently caress you we dont need you anyway"
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Vegetable Melange posted:I don't know the guy personally but everyone I know who does have a fairly broad consensus of "gently caress him". Yeah, if I didn't think my boss was awesome, I wouldve taken a job in Boulder, CO instead of this gig. In general it comes down to the specific person as to whether they are the poo poo or just poo poo. My company is growing now that I think you could have up to five different sales reps come to your place, but there's plenty of "I only want to deal with this guy" that happens.
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Turkeybone posted:Yeah, if I didn't think my boss was awesome, I wouldve taken a job in Boulder, CO instead of this gig. In general it comes down to the specific person as to whether they are the poo poo or just poo poo. Which one do you work for if you don't mind saying.
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Turkeybone posted:Step 2 is raise middle finger. When I was still in the business, our wine rep got fired from the distributor and promptly showed up at my restaurant and trashed them as hard as he could. Then immediately segued into why we should move our portfolio to his new employer because the quality is much higher. I don't understand how anyone thinks that's a smart way to win an account, even if they were an existing customer.
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Errant Gin Monks posted:Which one do you work for if you don't mind saying. The other big one that isn't Southern
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Shooting Blanks posted:When I was still in the business, our wine rep got fired from the distributor and promptly showed up at my restaurant and trashed them as hard as he could. Then immediately segued into why we should move our portfolio to his new employer because the quality is much higher. I don't understand how anyone thinks that's a smart way to win an account, even if they were an existing customer. In my experience, sales people in general aren't in their field for their smarts.
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Willie Tomg posted:Thanks for reading. Beautiful. Reminds me a little of a wetvac named "spoogie" that would shock the poo poo out of you if you touched it. Replace spoogie? Never! The Maestro posted:Burn yourself on it and collect workers comp Workman's comp? For a burn? In a kitchen?
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The Midniter posted:In my experience, sales people in general aren't in their field for their smarts. I'm in sales now
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 05:52 |
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Holy poo poo! I'm off today! Summer can't come quick enough. Also I've been making dog poo poo money on my lunch shifts. Also I guess I'm good with the new owners now considering they gave me a thank you card and $20 just for working a busy Friday???
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Shooting Blanks posted:I'm in sales now Perhaps you're the one-eyed man in the land of the blind.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 15:57 |
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Peak Brodo
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quote:The event will also feature live DJs and local designers selling non-brodo goods. Who the gently caress would want non-brodo goods? Get the gently caress out of here.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 17:18 |
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I loving hate foodies. Also, lol at $33 to taste broth.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 17:44 |
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If gluten wasn't so reviled we could be having Gravyfest instead.
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You guys should come try my Parmesan brodo that we use in a wild mushroom ravioli dish. Hell, I'll even sell you a cup of it for 5bux! When my cost per cup is like, 15 cents.
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:You guys should come try my Parmesan brodo that we use in a wild mushroom ravioli dish. Hell, I'll even sell you a cup of it for 5bux! There was a (very good) offal restaurant here that during a month-long winter festival sold ~bone broth~ for $5/thermos as a "hey take this and go skating" deal. Good for them, I guess?
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:44 |
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Is there more to this "bone broth" bullshit than fleecing hipsters for all they can to sell them broth/stock?
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nuru posted:Is there more to this "bone broth" bullshit than fleecing hipsters for all they can to sell them broth/stock? I don't know but 9 bucks for a cup of broth? I need to change my loving concept.
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Rockzilla posted:If gluten wasn't so reviled we could be having Gravyfest instead. The time has come. Coconut Monkey can now release the long awaited Gravy Trader. Also yay hipsters that cant boil a rotissery chook.
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