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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

who's the new space lesbian

Without going back to look it up, she's the one who the crew were investigating because they thought she was using a thing to mind control men into marrying her and killing them for their fortunes, right?

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Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

who's the new space lesbian

Me, the dementia specialist working hard to restore your cognition: turn on your monitor

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

who's the new space lesbian

It is with a heavy heart that I report that there is a chance that this lady is straight

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

Garrand posted:

Without going back to look it up, she's the one who the crew were investigating because they thought she was using a thing to mind control men into marrying her and killing them for their fortunes, right?

Correct.

And she was doing that(to like CEOs and such without the mind control) but not what they were investigating so they left on good terms after she shot mind control guy with them. She's pretty good friends with Isaac now. Also she may be the single woman in the comic who has been exclusively interested in men.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Zore posted:

Correct.

Sweet. I forgot the water I put on boil like an hour ago and burnt the poo poo out of my pan, but I remembered the blue space lady so I'm happy

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
I specifically remember Isaac asks her if she did it, and she said 'if you could get away murdering a rich fucko and then getting his money wouldn't you'.

I splurged and read the rest of Hitmen for Destiny and Trixie for President. Idk if ornsby is queer but I honestly I just like the woman ones way more. Although https://brainchip.thecomicseries.com/ is also good.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

Me, the dementia specialist working hard to restore your cognition: turn on your monitor

Dementia, what an interesting name.

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

I specifically remember Isaac asks her if she did it, and she said 'if you could get away murdering a rich fucko and then getting his money wouldn't you'.

I splurged and read the rest of Hitmen for Destiny and Trixie for President. Idk if ornsby is queer but I honestly I just like the woman ones way more. Although https://brainchip.thecomicseries.com/ is also good.

Right, she's been black widowing rich fucks but she wasn't using the mind control ray stuff they were investigating. The crew is completely okay with this.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Zore posted:

Right, she's been black widowing rich fucks but she wasn't using the mind control ray stuff they were investigating. The crew is completely okay with this.

Only Isaac knows, and, as its not related to magic, Isaac doesn't care.

Occultatio
Aug 4, 2005

a massive toolclown who cannot stop causing problems
it's an incredible meta-joke that the only heterosexual attraction in the entire comic is used exclusively as a tool to do more crimes.

like we don't even know if she likes men herself at all, she's literally just weaponizing her attractiveness to them.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
We still don't know what coffee-bot is into! Possibly just loving life. As coffee bots do

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

I specifically remember Isaac asks her if she did it, and she said 'if you could get away murdering a rich fucko and then getting his money wouldn't you'.

I know it’s not meaningfully different from what Space Dread does but boy that level of psychopathy made me not like the character

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Occultatio posted:

it's an incredible meta-joke that the only heterosexual attraction in the entire comic is used exclusively as a tool to do more crimes.

like we don't even know if she likes men herself at all, she's literally just weaponizing her attractiveness to them.

I thought her whole deal was that she was some kind of super femme fatale who could seduce almost literally anything (except Isaac.)

thetoughestbean posted:

I know it’s not meaningfully different from what Space Dread does but boy that level of psychopathy made me not like the character

maybe I'm reading too much into it but I read a distinct implication that they were rich and genuinely bad people.

Occultatio
Aug 4, 2005

a massive toolclown who cannot stop causing problems

the holy poopacy posted:

I thought her whole deal was that she was some kind of super femme fatale who could seduce almost literally anything (except Isaac.)

yeah probably, but to my memory we've only seen her use the Super Seduction on men

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

Occultatio posted:

it's an incredible meta-joke that the only heterosexual attraction in the entire comic is used exclusively as a tool to do more crimes.

like we don't even know if she likes men herself at all, she's literally just weaponizing her attractiveness to them.

Eh, both Minnow and minotaur lady have both had relationships with men and seem to be at least bi. And of course Val's parents.

I think that's literally it though.

Occultatio posted:

yeah probably, but to my memory we've only seen her use the Super Seduction on men

She also tried to use it on a computer lock! Her mentor had to bail her out there.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

oh yeah the new space lesbian was in earlier comics

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

who's the new space lesbian

You.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

the holy poopacy posted:

maybe I'm reading too much into it but I read a distinct implication that they were rich and genuinely bad people.

Same thing.

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
It's just one of those things where Tred doesn't really think too hard about what it's doing so literal murder gets passed off with a hifive if it's acknowledged at all.

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I'm back from the border, three men are dead but I got away with today's clementine




Don't let your children grow up to be holden caulfield

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
My new favorite Clementine

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges



Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short




haha, sportsball, am I right

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Ziv Zulander posted:

haha, sportsball, am I right

tbf the comic also says art is worthless

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Ziv Zulander posted:



haha, sportsball, am I right
I see your confusion, you assume they're saying sports, specifically, is garbage.

womb with a view
Sep 8, 2007

How far away are we from the uh, event?

I will say, as much as I hate regular PFSC I really admire the different uses of medium that have been coming up in the last while.

Bogmonster
Oct 17, 2007

The Bogey is a philosopher who knows

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
I remember going to see a house I was thinking of renting and it was like that, but with flies. Like I got out of the car and noticed all these weird dots on it, which on closer inspection were hundreds of flies that had landed in the time between me stopping the car and getting out of the car. Then I noticed they were all on me too. Then I saw they were inside the house I was thinking of renting as well.

The landlord was like, "Oh yeah, it's just like that near rivers" but gently caress no it isn't. I didn't end up renting Beelzebub's Armpit, in case you were wondering

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

Boba Pearl posted:



https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3966449

also just between you and me every time I post or show one of these to you guys I die a little inside of cringe, sharing your art on the internet is hard.

Marie and The Adventurer's League

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/idaho-family-abandons-snake-infested-house/

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

We used to catch garter snakes and keep them as pets for a couple weeks until we'd get bored and let them go. One time one of them bit me and it just kinda dangled from my finger as I stared in surprise. Every one of them was named Skippy. Anyway

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/thousands-of-venomous-spiders-force-family-from-upscale-missouri-home/

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

lmao.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011


Excited to see the next few weeks of baritone chipmunk-related gags

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

loving lol, this is an instant classic

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Hitmen for Destiny #122: The stupidity of ghosts



============================

Hitmen for Destiny #123: The passing of days



Everything going perfectly so far :discourse:

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bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Ziv Zulander posted:



haha, sportsball, am I right

I didn't know we were all goalies

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