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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Chinatown posted:

Still gone guys.

nope, I have it here, it's in my driveway, but its tiny and all the people are running around being eaten by mockingbirds and cats

I keep trying to tell them to get back in the plane but they just won't listen

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Try spraying it with a mix of vinegar and cayenne pepper. Seems to do the trick.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

No. 6 posted:

Try spraying it with a mix of vinegar and cayenne pepper. Seems to do the trick.

well poo poo, now most of them are unconscious, I'm going to have to put them in plastic bags or something

gently caress

thanks a lot, jerk

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


gnarlyhotep posted:

well poo poo, now most of them are unconscious, I'm going to have to put them in plastic bags or something

gently caress

thanks a lot, jerk

That's it! You've got all the ingredients to make jerky.

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN

Chinatown posted:

Still gone guys.

thanks for the report

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Has anyone found it since the last Chinatown update?

I had a look in my shed at the weekend but no joy.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

biglads posted:

Has anyone found it since the last Chinatown update?

I had a look in my shed at the weekend but no joy.

they're all dead, as far as I can tell

I've moved it all to a sand pit in my backyard, the hard part is keeping the dogs away from the smell

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN
Just flew over my house i poo poo you not. Chinatown was flying the plane so i dont really know where to proceed from here :iiam:

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
forget about it, it's Chinatown

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Plane still gone.

Many posts in this thread still bad.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Chinatown posted:

Many posts in this thread still bad.
Chinatown speaks plain truth

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN

Chinatown posted:

Many posts in this thread still bad.

many of the poo poo posts in this thread are sourced by you hth

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Guys, has the plane been found?

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


brylcreem posted:

Guys, has the plane been found?
Reply hazy. Ask again later.

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?




A: It's gone.

Slap Happy
Apr 14, 2006

brylcreem posted:

Guys, has the plane been found?

It's always in the last place you look.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Slap Happy posted:

It's always in the last place you look.

But I stopped looking a while ago, so shouldn't it have been found? :confuoot:

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

D1Sergo posted:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?




A: It's gone.


You know this is a joke about suicide right? Took me over 30 year but I finally clicked that when someone died we used to say "he's passed over to the other side" which makes the other joke, "why did the rabbit cross the road" "because he wanted to join the chicken on the other side" a rather tragic interspecies love story.

psyman
Nov 1, 2008
Gonna have to defer to Chinatowns on this one.

Chinatown, what are your thoughts?

Slap Happy
Apr 14, 2006

psyman posted:

Gonna have to defer to Chinatowns on this one.

Chinatown, what are your thoughts?

Chinatown is loving gone, man.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Been at the beach all weekend. Also went in the ocean for a bit (which is also where the plane is).

Still gone guys.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Chinatown posted:

Been at the beach all weekend. Also went in the ocean for a bit (which is also where the plane is).

Still gone guys.

Did you try holding a shell to your ear for a hint from the wise, old hermit crab inside?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

crab have you heard anything from your buddies in the indian ocean

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

the us government knows where it is - some russian dude i talked to last week

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
"it is most certainly at a location we as a global coalition cannot locate" -some science guy in a hazmat suit

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
"it's gone guys" - Chinatown

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I'll be flying in a 777 over the Pacific in a couple days.



I don't want to be a mystery, but if I have to die I wouldn't mind to go out in an overabundance of worthless CNN coverage.:911:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Shinjobi posted:

I'll be flying in a 777 over the Pacific in a couple days.



I don't want to be a mystery, but if I have to die I wouldn't mind to go out in an overabundance of worthless CNN coverage.:911:

regardless of what CNN does you can be assured of an overabundance of worthless posts here

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
did they find it yet??

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

gnarlyhotep posted:

regardless of what CNN does you can be assured of an overabundance of worthless posts here

If I die, just know I'll die remembering your words, friend.:unsmith:

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Darkman Fanpage posted:

did they find it yet??
How can you expect to find a plane when you have not even found yourself?
Come to think of it, you don't find yourself by sending search teams and renting out CNN for the rest of the year either.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
The plane died on Everest

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

UPDATE: I moved about half a cord of brush and scrub left over from the power company clearing the power lines two years ago. I thought for sure the plane would be buried under all that poo poo, but, no luck. Sorry!

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
:siren: whoa :siren:

http://gizmodo.com/mh370-satellite-data-is-now-available-for-anyone-to-inv-1581928292

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
and yet still gone

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Yeah, so, turns out that there was nothing in that search area and they have no idea where the plane is now. Chinatown was right all along!

http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/29/world/asia/malaysia-missing-plane/index.html?hpt=wo_c1

Slap Happy
Apr 14, 2006

Darkman Fanpage posted:

did they find it yet??

yes but it got away, slippery fucker

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
That wascally wabbit of a plane. Its probably crossdressing as another plane.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
Only one man can find it now.... James Cameron.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

FlamingLiberal posted:

Yeah, so, turns out that there was nothing in that search area and they have no idea where the plane is now. Chinatown was right all along!

http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/29/world/asia/malaysia-missing-plane/index.html?hpt=wo_c1

Ya its loving gone guys.

:rip: in peace.

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