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poemdexter posted:I hope to god that every corporation just ignores NFTs and it disappears as yet another scam. https://twitter.com/Charmin/status/1372157127280766981 WARNING: flashing lights at the other end of the Rarible link but at least it's the opposite of a shitcoin
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have you seen my baby posted:lol this just sold for like $50k I have made the first NFT of this picture and when they tell me it isn't as valuable it's value will only skyrocket as the disrupters become the disrupted.
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Mar 18, 2021 14:21
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Mar 18, 2021 14:34
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have you seen my baby posted:lol this just sold for like $50k "Back in the early 20s, you had to grift. It was either that or work."
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It's horrifying, but the idea of a repo'd car simply driving itself back to the lender makes me giggle, I must admit.
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PT6A posted:It's horrifying, but the idea of a repo'd car simply driving itself back to the lender makes me giggle, I must admit. CIA asking Tesla to drive a whistleblower into a lake/off a bridge/into a semi-truck after accelerating to 150.
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Mar 18, 2021 20:22
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I hate the future https://twitter.com/pringles/status/1372242606902673409?s=21
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Mar 18, 2021 20:23
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Well, they definitely know their market.
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Mar 18, 2021 20:35
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I left my kids in the Tesla and they got repossessed too. They're Elon's kids now.
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Libra posted:I left my kids in the Tesla and they got repossessed too. Mars, elon's little st james island.
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MickeyFinn posted:"Back in the early 20s, you had to grift. It was either that or work." Move over Information Age, it's the Age of Grift E: Griformation? America Inc. fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Mar 19, 2021 |
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Mar 18, 2021 23:01
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Oh I’m sure this will go swimmingly https://twitter.com/buzzfeednews/status/1372664814250598400?s=21
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aware of dog posted:Oh I’m sure this will go swimmingly I'm reminded of that episode of Silicon Valley where Dinesh accidentally incurs billions of potential liability due to not sufficiently age gating his app
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aware of dog posted:Oh I’m sure this will go swimmingly This is absolutely wretched, what the gently caress? They know exactly how toxic this poo poo is for adults and they want to do it anyway.
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Mister Facetious posted:CIA asking Tesla to drive a whistleblower into a lake/off a bridge/into a semi-truck after accelerating to 150. I thought we had instances of that at already though not with Tesla adoration for none posted:Move over Information Age, it's the Age of Grift Gilded Age 2.021 E: How are u posted:This is absolutely wretched, what the gently caress? They know exactly how toxic this poo poo is for adults and they want to do it anyway. ... yes? Volmarias fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Mar 19, 2021 |
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e: even though that Zuck stuff was the first thing I was going to post about. I know the children's privacy act is super toothless, but jesus christ. Also we're literally just leting Google Classroms (and there whole google panopticon), Amazon Twitch, and Zuck datamine children for their entire life time and make junk science from their stupid white techbro brains. fwiw, I remember a NPR piece about how abunch of 3rd party dealers already have gps and similar features on the cars they sell, nothing as extreme as Tesla but it is funny that the platonic idea of a shady used car salesman being less ____ than Tesla . PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Mar 19, 2021 |
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How are u posted:This is absolutely wretched, what the gently caress? They know exactly how toxic this poo poo is for adults and they want to do it anyway. yeah but have you considered that advertisers will pay you money if you let them target kids so those kids can annoy their parents into buying stupid poo poo and/or just steal their parents' credit card.
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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quote:Smiley isn’t just about pushing more product. Its host of sensors also collect data on shopper interactions, including how they move about the store. Imagine it as an alternative to someone with a clipboard walking around the store all day taking notes on how people move about I mean, they're probably already doing that with the CCTV feeds, but ugh.
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Lead out in cuffs posted:I mean, they're probably already doing that with the CCTV feeds, but ugh. they also do it by polling your phones don't they
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mediaphage posted:they also do it by polling your phones don't they I don't think phone GPS is accurate enough to be tracking your movements around a supermarket in any useful way.
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Lead out in cuffs posted:I don't think phone GPS is accurate enough to be tracking your movements around a supermarket in any useful way. A supermarket is probably big enough you could triangulate proximity to wireless access points or some poo poo.
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Don't they already just track you through the loyalty programs? A convenient list of everything you buy whenever you swipe the card or enter your phone number at checkout.
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ponzicar posted:Don't they already just track you through the loyalty programs? A convenient list of everything you buy whenever you swipe the card or enter your phone number at checkout. Yes, but the modern surveillance advertising state demands ever more ~~granularity~*. It's not enough to know you were on a webpage, we MUST know every single action you took on that webpage including eye tracking which I believe you will find I happen to have a handy dandy software patent for...
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Strawberry Pyramid posted:A supermarket is probably big enough you could triangulate proximity to wireless access points or some poo poo. That's exactly what they do, except it's usually Bluetooth. Here's an intro-level NYT article on how it works; it's not perfect but it's accurate in all the broad strokes and most of the details. ponzicar posted:Don't they already just track you through the loyalty programs? A convenient list of everything you buy whenever you swipe the card or enter your phone number at checkout. Location tracking can pick up the things you chose not to buy, and even correlate things like "what percentage of people who walked by our display ended up buying the product?"
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Strawberry Pyramid posted:A supermarket is probably big enough you could triangulate proximity to wireless access points or some poo poo. You could but it seems redundant when you have video of everyone and everything they do in the store.
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Lead out in cuffs posted:I don't think phone GPS is accurate enough to be tracking your movements around a supermarket in any useful way. nah inside the stores they use bluetooth and wifi.
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Small boy: MOMMMM HELP IM BEING CHASED BY THE CANDY! IT WANTS TO EAT ME!
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Mar 20, 2021 15:11
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These are basically real-life pop up ads that you can't close.
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There Bias Two posted:These are basically real-life pop up ads that you can't close. That is exactly what I was thinking. I will topple one over if this ever happens to me. Consequences be damned.
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Nah, just be passive-aggressive about it: take a bag of M&Ms to make it go away, and just drop it on the floor.
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There's no way this survives a week between kids and old people.
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Mister Facetious posted:Nah, just be passive-aggressive about it: take a bag of M&Ms to make it go away, and just drop it on the floor. I will not let the robot think it belongs.
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Detective No. 27 posted:I will not let the robot think it belongs. My plan is to make life difficult for the workers so they complain about having to pick up after the drat thing.
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Mister Facetious posted:Nah, just be passive-aggressive about it: take a bag of M&Ms to make it go away, and just drop it on the floor. Gonna just knock all the candy off if it gets within like three feet of me and then complain that the robot bumped into me and spilled candy everywhere, get that thing fired. Humans First.
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People walking in without a cell phone so the supermarket can't rack them and graffitiing the robot with profanity
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Mar 20, 2021 16:55
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Neo Rasa posted:Humans First.
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Mister Facetious posted:My plan is to make life difficult for the workers so they complain about having to pick up after the drat thing. Make it fun for the workers though. Cheeky bag of M&Ms under the chickens in the frozen section. What's that between the dog and cat food? And is that a small Snickers pyramid behind the bleach bottles?
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I feel putting it on the floor sends a much clearer message. v v
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