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Scaly Haylie

cda posted:

thats bull poo poo

ok ok, don't drink three beers in an hour often

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Zeroisanumber

Lizard Wizard posted:

hey guys, i'm here to tell you all don't drink three beers in an hour like i did

You should eat something so you don't feel sick later.

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Scaly Haylie

Zeroisanumber posted:

You should eat something so you don't feel sick later.

Splatmaster posted:

Yikes, drink a glass of water and eat sumpin' greasy like a burger

I've had half a Subway sammy and I've got water on hand. Probably gonna have some popcorn in a bit!

Zeroisanumber

Lizard Wizard posted:

I've had half a Subway sammy and I've got water on hand. Probably gonna have some popcorn in a bit!

I ate some carmelcorn yesterday for the first time in years and it was pretty good. It was from a specialty shop that made the carmelcorn fresh that morning so it was fresh and kind of squishy still.

Also, you should try cooking bacon and chopping it up and putting it in the popcorn because that is also excellent.

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Manifisto


Zeroisanumber posted:

I ate some carmelcorn yesterday for the first time in years and it was pretty good. It was from a specialty shop that made the carmelcorn fresh that morning so it was fresh and kind of squishy still.

Also, you should try cooking bacon and chopping it up and putting it in the popcorn because that is also excellent.

due to this somewhat amusing cooking show i have been introduced to the concept of flavacol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoztKuXEYnQ

(the shows are usually more ambitious than this one)

relevant part starts at 2:36

I sort of suspect it is the crack of popcorn additives, I'm a little scared to buy some and try it

e: although in australia I had "chicken salt" on chips (i.e. french fries), that was pretty good too

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
hello excellent yob

im brewing some mead. orange blossom honey, rosebuds, and calendula flower petals. i felt the need for mead u might say

(also killed the rest of a bottle of the old batch and fell asleep)


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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Can you post threads on the awful app on Android i can't find the button

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Lizard Wizard posted:

ok ok, don't drink three beers in an hour often

what were they?

also there was a Miles sighting in town but by the time we got there our efforts yielded no success.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Putty posted:

Can you post threads on the awful app on Android i can't find the button

also this





e:oh wait for android follow these instructions

buy an iphone :v:

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Putty

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Starman Super DX posted:

e:oh wait for android follow these instructions

buy an iphone :v:

Scaly Haylie

Starman Super DX posted:

what were they?

also there was a Miles sighting in town but by the time we got there our efforts yielded no success.

Two Redd's Apple Ales and a grapefruit shandy of some persuasion.

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
try having three tripels in an hour. it's not too dissimilar from drinking a loaf of bread.


heh, sounds like a struck a droid drone nerve :smug:

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Zeroisanumber

Starman Super DX posted:

try having three tripels in an hour. it's not too dissimilar from drinking a loaf of bread.


heh, sounds like a struck a droid drone nerve :smug:

I have an s8 and it's real good

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Starman Super DX

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Zeroisanumber posted:

I have an s8 and it's real good

I've thought about trying out a samsung phone but it seems to me that iPhones become more useful the more people you know who own them or other apple products you or them own since it has a lot of it's own proprietary stuff built into it. Plus I've just gotten used to the interface and don't really feel like learning something new :shrug:

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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


I got a nokia motorola razor qualcomm

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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


it hasa color screen and i can play QB-GORILLA on it

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Zeroisanumber

Doctor Dogballs posted:

I got a nokia motorola razor qualcomm

I had a razor in 2006. I was pretty cool for a little while

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chimi changa
I love the S8, aside from Samsung's pushy rear end baked in bloatware. All my friends use iMessage though, so I'm kind of hosed when they send group messages, I don't quite understand what happens but poo poo gets hosed up.

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
eating camarones a la diabla, on my second negra modelo :cheers:


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POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

eating camarones a la diabla, on my second negra modelo :cheers:

sounds delicious!


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Manifisto


Olive Garden tonight! posted:

eating camarones a la diabla, on my second negra modelo :cheers:

:ohdear: you should not be eating the devil's sportscars, and the models do not appreciate being pigeonholed


ty nesamdoom!

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Manifisto posted:

:ohdear: you should not be eating the devil's sportscars, and the models do not appreciate being pigeonholed

well it's not like the devil's gonna catch up with me any more

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

well it's not like the devil's gonna catch up with me any more

this sounds like a line in a bluegrass song

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Manifisto


Olive Garden tonight! posted:

well it's not like the devil's gonna catch up with me any more

good point

and if those sportscars were sauteed in a fuckload of garlic it may keep away vampires, that's something

sb hermit





chimi changa posted:

I love the S8, aside from Samsung's pushy rear end baked in bloatware. All my friends use iMessage though, so I'm kind of hosed when they send group messages, I don't quite understand what happens but poo poo gets hosed up.

I have an iPhone (everyone in my family uses one) but I have an affection for android phones. But yeah, the main issue I have with android phones is carrier bloatware (cityid, visual voicemail) and sometimes vendor bloatware (bixby, s voice). Also, if you have a small amount of device space (I have a kitkat phone with 4G storage) you end up dedicating all your storage to updating the stock apps.

sb hermit





Manifisto posted:

good point

and if those sportscars were sauteed in a fuckload of garlic it may keep away vampires, that's something

I just heard of a unit of measurement for butter, called a “knob”. Apparently it’s about 1.5 to 2 tbsp.

I’m trying to think of a more humorous measurement and I’m drawing a blank

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

el dorito posted:

I just heard of a unit of measurement for butter, called a “knob”. Apparently it’s about 1.5 to 2 tbsp.

I’m trying to think of a more humorous measurement and I’m drawing a blank
wow this is a real wikipedia page :prepop:

Manifisto


el dorito posted:

I just heard of a unit of measurement for butter, called a “knob”. Apparently it’s about 1.5 to 2 tbsp.

I’m trying to think of a more humorous measurement and I’m drawing a blank

in a large nonstick pan melt one scrote of butter

City of Glompton

hello byob I was checking out the byob goldmine tonight and it reminded me: I :love: you guys :glomp:

I hope you're all having a nice night


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

sb hermit





City of Glompton posted:

hello byob I was checking out the byob goldmine tonight and it reminded me: I :love: you guys :glomp:

I hope you're all having a nice night

:beerpal:

sb hermit





I made tahini and it tastes like peanut butter. It’s blowing my mind.

punchymcpunch



cda posted:

Get permabanned/post about [UNINTELLIGIBLE]

what we cant post about sylvester stallone?


punchymcpunch



el dorito posted:

I just heard of a unit of measurement for butter, called a “knob”. Apparently it’s about 1.5 to 2 tbsp.

I’m trying to think of a more humorous measurement and I’m drawing a blank

a wank (also 1.5 tbsp)


Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
some kind of joke about a recipe calling for knobs, wanks and scrotes while working at an erotic bakery

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

deep dish peat moss

The phoenix humane society is pretty cool, they don't make volunteers clean up dog poop and also you can sign up for volunteer shifts of bottle-feeding 85 newborn kittens or just roll on the floor and play with dogs for 4 hours at a time.

Slush Garbo

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FluffieDuckie posted:

Please don't import other subforum drama to the island.

Drama can always be traced from the lepers colony. Just wipe your feet on your way back in.

Yeah I didn't want to start a big discussion, but we are on the forums and the forums are us. I was hoping for a link, a pm, or a quick rundown of what ik is being an ik in fyad or whatever

Sorry mom (srs)(red face)

Slush Garbo

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Lizard Wizard posted:

hey guys, i'm here to tell you all don't drink three beers in an hour like i did

Why qualify it with an amount and a time frame? Just say alcohol is bad, because alcohol is bad, friend

cda

by Hand Knit

Starman Super DX posted:

some kind of joke about a recipe calling for knobs, wanks and scrotes while working at an erotic bakery

I get it,. Like instead of the cake being in the shape of a dick, it's just a normal cake, made of dick.

Twenty Four


Lizard Wizard posted:

ok ok, don't drink three beers in an hour often

True, for some people! Everyones body is different! :shrug:

Hugh Malone posted:

Why qualify it with an amount and a time frame? Just say alcohol is bad, because alcohol is bad, friend

Also can be true, but also, only for some people! Things can be good!

City of Glompton posted:

hello byob I was checking out the byob goldmine tonight and it reminded me: I :love: you guys :glomp:

I hope you're all having a nice night

:love: :hfive:

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Robot Made of Meat

deep dish peat moss posted:

roll on the floor and play with dogs for 4 hours at a time.

This would be the best job in the universe, if only it paid money.


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