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Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Hedenius posted:

How is Roman? I've been told it's quite similar to May. Which sounds very interesting since it's directed by Angela Bettis and Lucky McKee plays the title role (in May it was the other way around for those who don't know).

Roman's really cool. It's ultra low-budget and not quite as well-acted or visually impressive as May, but it's pretty well-executed for a first-time director and McKee's screenplay is really strong.

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RightClickSaveAs
Mar 1, 2001

Tiny animals under glass... Smaller than sand...


LtKenFrankenstein posted:

The Woods is honestly the least-"Lucky Mckee" of all of Lucky Mckee's movies (also, the only one where he didn't have a hand in the screenplay). Roman and the Masters of Horror episode "Sick Girl" are much closer in tone and, to my mind, much better.
Red from 2008 also didn't feel very much like his tone, although I'm basing that completely off of May (loved it) and Sick Girl (found it entertaining). Also Red had a weird co-director situation that I don't think was ever fully explained, McKee directed most of the movie then quit for some reason, and another director took over.

Roman I just couldn't finish watching, the low budget DV feel turned me off completely, and I wasn't thrilled with the acting. Although Kristen Bell shows up briefly and does a great job.

Industrial
May 31, 2001

Everyone here wishes I would ragequit my life

RightClickSaveAs posted:

Red from 2008 also didn't feel very much like his tone, although I'm basing that completely off of May (loved it) and Sick Girl (found it entertaining). Also Red had a weird co-director situation that I don't think was ever fully explained, McKee directed most of the movie then quit for some reason, and another director took over.

Roman I just couldn't finish watching, the low budget DV feel turned me off completely, and I wasn't thrilled with the acting. Although Kristen Bell shows up briefly and does a great job.

Red was based on a book though so he probably didn't have much say in the story.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
If any of you guys like the Hostel films and live near LA, this year Universal is doing a Hostel haunted house as part of their Halloween Horror Nights. I think that's...interesting. Probably turn out better than their Saw house.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

If any of you guys like the Hostel films and live near LA, this year Universal is doing a Hostel haunted house as part of their Halloween Horror Nights. I think that's...interesting. Probably turn out better than their Saw house.
How was the Saw house? The videos I saw of it on youtube made it look really great but I didn't get to visit it in-person.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Huh... Found out there is a sequel to Quarantine (the shot for shot remake of Rec) coming out.

Weirdly enough, it's a new premise. Instead of going the Rec2 route of entering the hotel right after the events in Rec1, we get :

quote:

Earlier tonight, a bizarre disease was unleashed in a run-down Los Angeles tenement... and no one got out alive. Yet something escaped. Now, aboard Flight 318, the first symptoms begin to show. As the infection begins to takes root, innocent passengers suddenly transform into terrifying, bloodthirsty killers. Forced to land at an isolated terminal, and surrounded by armed government agents, the crew and passengers grow increasingly desperate. The only question now is how far they will go to survive.

Which... seems pretty god damned weird.

Kinda wondering how exactly the virus that pops up in a hotel gets from there to airborne.

Might have to check it out.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Huh... Found out there is a sequel to Quarantine (the shot for shot remake of Rec) coming out.

Weirdly enough, it's a new premise. Instead of going the Rec2 route of entering the hotel right after the events in Rec1, we get :


Which... seems pretty god damned weird.

Kinda wondering how exactly the virus that pops up in a hotel gets from there to airborne.

Might have to check it out.


Dont bother. It's loving wretched. It ditches the first person view and looks like it was made for whatever was in the director's wallet. It does link to Quarantine in a decent way but then completely squanders that idea.

Terrible.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Xenomrph posted:

How was the Saw house? The videos I saw of it on youtube made it look really great but I didn't get to visit it in-person.

I personally didn't get to go, but everything I watched made it seem pretty not-scary. It's a hard concept to throw guests walking through a maze into. Mostly it was just scenes of torture that don't include the guests, so it's a very passive haunted house. You mostly just watched. They did have "Jigsaw in a Pig Mask" running around though.

Hopefully they do more with Hostel than just "scenes of torture you walk past."

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Huh... Found out there is a sequel to Quarantine (the shot for shot remake of Rec) coming out.

Weirdly enough, it's a new premise. Instead of going the Rec2 route of entering the hotel right after the events in Rec1, we get :


Which... seems pretty god damned weird.

Kinda wondering how exactly the virus that pops up in a hotel gets from there to airborne.

Might have to check it out.

It's definitely not as good as I'd hoped for based on the premise, but it's not as terrible that I figured any sequel to Quarantine would be. It's okay but it squanders the premise and there's nothing original in it. If you want a quick zombie/infected fix you could do a whole hell of a lot worse.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

I personally didn't get to go, but everything I watched made it seem pretty not-scary. It's a hard concept to throw guests walking through a maze into. Mostly it was just scenes of torture that don't include the guests, so it's a very passive haunted house. You mostly just watched. They did have "Jigsaw in a Pig Mask" running around though.

Hopefully they do more with Hostel than just "scenes of torture you walk past."

If I ever move to a neighborhood with trick-or-treaters, I plan on building an interactive saw-style candy dispensing device. In order to get the Holy Grail of halloween candy, the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, you have to stick your hand through a rusted steel pipe and hold down a button for 30 seconds to activate a cam that slowly releases the candy. But pushing the button also fires up a table saw blade, protected behind plexiglass and chicken wire, but right next to the steel pipe, making that horrible table saw noise and appearing as if it's intended to cut through your arm. Of course it doesn't, and if you can tough it out you get the peanut butter cup. If you fail the test, you get honey licorice.

foodfight
Feb 10, 2009

justlikedunkirk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqkqF--v1tg

Full Kill List trailer, looks excellent.

I know this is from a ways back but holy crap that looks good. I don't want to know anything more about it, I just want to see it right now.

Mr.Graves
Jul 23, 2007

by T. Finn
Say what you will, but I found Flight of the Living dead to be cheese-tastic. Can't see Quarantine 2 really being worth it.

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins

weekly font posted:

(RE: Grave Encounters)I'm not sure what I laughed harder at; the terrible CGI on the ghost face or "A Film by the Vicious Brothers"

That scene is basically a carbon copy of the last shot of Blair Witch, minus all subtlety. A character standing in a corner all creepy-like? Let's do the exact same thing, only have her turn around and make a SPOOKY SCREAMY GHOST FACE. Plus the guy being thrown toward the camera (Paranormal Activity) and the requisite night vision (everything), it looks like "The Vicious Brothers" have created the particleboard of found footage movies, with only a slightly different coat of paint for the premise (which is also cribbed from an existing TV series).

I think I'm looking for something new from Found Footage as a genre. I rather enjoyed Troll Hunter so it still manages to entertain, but I'm surprised it hasn't extended much beyond horror/supernatural yet. I'd actually really like to see it branch out into crime thriller more frequently.

rxcowboy
Sep 13, 2008

I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth; fucked both a chick and her mom

I will get anal. Oh yes.
Watched a movie called Stake Land tonight. Premises is the world has been ruined by a plague of that turns people into vampires, but they aren't smart vampires, more like zombie vampires running on animal instinct. I like how most of the movie wasn't focused on the vampires themselves, more on human interaction and how people would turn into selfish power grabbing bastards in the wake of the USA collapsing.

It's low budget but certainly entertaining, I'd give it a 7/10 at least.

Le0
Mar 18, 2009

Rotten investigator!

Bonk posted:

That scene is basically a carbon copy of the last shot of Blair Witch, minus all subtlety. A character standing in a corner all creepy-like? Let's do the exact same thing, only have her turn around and make a SPOOKY SCREAMY GHOST FACE. Plus the guy being thrown toward the camera (Paranormal Activity) and the requisite night vision (everything), it looks like "The Vicious Brothers" have created the particleboard of found footage movies, with only a slightly different coat of paint for the premise (which is also cribbed from an existing TV series).

I think I'm looking for something new from Found Footage as a genre. I rather enjoyed Troll Hunter so it still manages to entertain, but I'm surprised it hasn't extended much beyond horror/supernatural yet. I'd actually really like to see it branch out into crime thriller more frequently.

Troll Hunter is an awesome movie :colbert:
Must be watched in VO for the awesome Norwegian

EgillSkallagrimsson
May 6, 2007

rxcowboy posted:

Watched a movie called Stake Land tonight. Premises is the world has been ruined by a plague of that turns people into vampires, but they aren't smart vampires, more like zombie vampires running on animal instinct. I like how most of the movie wasn't focused on the vampires themselves, more on human interaction and how people would turn into selfish power grabbing bastards in the wake of the USA collapsing.

It's low budget but certainly entertaining, I'd give it a 7/10 at least.

Yeah, I really enjoyed this movie a fair bit. Of course, it could just be that I was expecting ultra low budget and was pleasantly surprised. Plus I'm a sucker for non-cgi special effects/makeup and their was a lot of that in this movie.

Jenkin
Jan 21, 2003

Piracy is our only option.

RightClickSaveAs posted:

Roman I just couldn't finish watching, the low budget DV feel turned me off completely, and I wasn't thrilled with the acting. Although Kristen Bell shows up briefly and does a great job.

I thought Roman was okay but May and Sick Girl are much better. Angela Bettis is such an interesting actress; I tend to watch her movies just because she ends up in such weird stuff.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Bonk posted:


I think I'm looking for something new from Found Footage as a genre. I rather enjoyed Troll Hunter so it still manages to entertain, but I'm surprised it hasn't extended much beyond horror/supernatural yet. I'd actually really like to see it branch out into crime thriller more frequently.

Suddenly I'm reminded of the COPS episode of X Files.

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins

weekly font posted:

Suddenly I'm reminded of the COPS episode of X Files.

I was thinking more along the lines of stuff like Zero Day, an interesting little Columbine-inspired indie flick made by a couple friends of mine. Man Bites Dog is another good example.

foodfight
Feb 10, 2009
I can't say that I recommend it, but S&MAN sortof fits the found footage genre (still def. horror).

Crackerman
Jun 23, 2005

With regards to the found footage thing, there's an amateur film on youtube called Louise Paxton is Missing. I found it ages ago and I always pimp it in the ghost story threads in GBS, I thought some of the other found footage fans in this thread might enjoy it:

You can either start watching here with is the "proper" beginning and is followed by a lot of background to set her up as a real person:
http://www.youtube.com/user/LouisePaxton#p/u/35/sz4EHZJbKqg

Or you can skip all that and start where all the spooky poo poo starts happening:
http://www.youtube.com/user/LouisePaxton#p/u/27/9NT3slMhpj8

Sorry if it's not appropriate for the thread, but I love found footage so I really enjoyed it. Nothing major happens in it so don't expect too much, but there's some decent creepy moments and I really like how it ends.

Also I've just watched The Last Exorcism and Cloverfield finally thanks to this thread. The former was okay until the last five minutes which pretty much ruined the film for me, the latter I enjoy much more than I was expecting.

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Crackerman posted:

With regards to the found footage thing, there's an amateur film on youtube called Louise Paxton is Missing. I found it ages ago and I always pimp it in the ghost story threads in GBS, I thought some of the other found footage fans in this thread might enjoy it:

You can either start watching here with is the "proper" beginning and is followed by a lot of background to set her up as a real person:
http://www.youtube.com/user/LouisePaxton#p/u/35/sz4EHZJbKqg

Or you can skip all that and start where all the spooky poo poo starts happening:
http://www.youtube.com/user/LouisePaxton#p/u/27/9NT3slMhpj8

This looks cool, how can I know that I'm watching them in order? I'd rather not have to look through all the videos and have things spoiled.

edit- nevermind, I figured out that I just needed to look at the date added ;)

Juanito fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Jul 29, 2011

Craig Spradlin
Apr 6, 2009

Right in the babymaker.

foodfight posted:

I can't say that I recommend it, but S&MAN sortof fits the found footage genre (still def. horror).

I thought that S&MAN worked better as a commentary on a specific segment of horror fandom and its uncomfortable proximity to fetish porn than as an actual horror film. The most uncomfortable parts of that movie were, to me, the nonfictional ones.

User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)

foodfight posted:

I can't say that I recommend it, but S&MAN sortof fits the found footage genre (still def. horror).

The non-Eric parts were legit, right? The interviews with that woman and the August Underground people were really interesting, I hope those were real.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

If I ever move to a neighborhood with trick-or-treaters, I plan on building an interactive saw-style candy dispensing device. In order to get the Holy Grail of halloween candy, the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, you have to stick your hand through a rusted steel pipe and hold down a button for 30 seconds to activate a cam that slowly releases the candy. But pushing the button also fires up a table saw blade, protected behind plexiglass and chicken wire, but right next to the steel pipe, making that horrible table saw noise and appearing as if it's intended to cut through your arm. Of course it doesn't, and if you can tough it out you get the peanut butter cup. If you fail the test, you get honey licorice.

Sounds like a poor man's Jom Gabbar.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

I personally didn't get to go, but everything I watched made it seem pretty not-scary. It's a hard concept to throw guests walking through a maze into. Mostly it was just scenes of torture that don't include the guests, so it's a very passive haunted house. You mostly just watched. They did have "Jigsaw in a Pig Mask" running around though.

Hopefully they do more with Hostel than just "scenes of torture you walk past."

They had a Saw house in Las Vegas Fright Dome and it was really well done, but it was so crowded you got ran through it. You did get to participate in some of the scenes. The first one was put your hand in the box and don't move or the trap would snap closed on your hand. The scenes were great and movie quality. They even implemented some smells into it which were foul enough to make you turn your head. But yeah, I was a bit bummed that the guides were forced to rush everyone through at a basic jog because I'd like to have checked out some of the scenes more. Also, they changed some of the scenes each week.

There was a My Bloody Valentine house that used some direct scenes from the remake but it honestly was not scary whatsoever. It just looked sets from the film and occasionally you'd see a miner.

Hostel seems like a good premise for a fright house really.

wormil
Sep 12, 2002

Hulk will smoke you!

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

Sounds like a poor man's Jom Gabbar.

Do you mean Gom jabbar?

JessJezzz
Jul 20, 2005

Pinchin' on the Ritz
I finally watched Trick R Treat because of this thread and drat, you guys weren't kidding, it was really good (I didn't think I was going to enjoy it very much). I'm currently watching Isolation and I'm pretty surprised by it (imagine Black Sheep but with no comedy elements whatsoever). However, don't be like me and watch this movie while eating eggs for breakfast ugh.

Also seconding that Troll Hunter was pretty awesome, though I wouldn't call it a horror movie per say.

Awesome Andy
Feb 18, 2007

All the spoils of a wasted life

wormil posted:

Do you mean Gom jabbar?

Use this only if you have an old lady dress up like a nun and intone about how "fear is the mind killer, young dracula."

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Watched 'The Last Exorcism', I liked it quite a bit up until the last 5 minutes when it felt like the filmmakers just didn't know how to end the movie. I mean it had all kinds of creepy stuff and I don't regret watching it, but that ending just felt... lazy to me.

Craig Spradlin
Apr 6, 2009

Right in the babymaker.

Xenomrph posted:

Watched 'The Last Exorcism', I liked it quite a bit up until the last 5 minutes when it felt like the filmmakers just didn't know how to end the movie. I mean it had all kinds of creepy stuff and I don't regret watching it, but that ending just felt... lazy to me.

I actually kind of liked it. I thought it tied in nicely with what I saw as a larger theme about doing what you were born (and raised) to do.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I feel a post coming on about how excellent the ending of the Last Exorcism is.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Craig Spradlin posted:

I actually kind of liked it. I thought it tied in nicely with what I saw as a larger theme about doing what you were born (and raised) to do.
I guess it was his complete disregard for the safety of the other people with him (and lack of forethought for his family, which he apparently completely forgot as he marched out into the inferno) that rubbed me the wrong way.

That and the ending is literally that Cotton goes out into the clearing and then 30 seconds later the other 2 characters get murdered, roll credits. It wasn't scary or shocking. Compare it to the ending to the Blair Witch Project, which was creepy as gently caress and left your imagination wondering what really happened, which made it even scarier. With the ending to 'the Last Exorcism' it doesn't have that ambiguity, you know what happened and it wasn't all that scary.

Xenomrph fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Aug 3, 2011

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


You don't find the idea that everything that your rational mind and experience has told you is outlandish and crazy and stupid and nothing more than folklore and hearsay from uneducated people turning out to be 100% true isn't absolutely terrifying?

Cotton's basically seeing the actual battle for humanity tipping in one direction in those last minutes. It seems a bit late to regroup and warn the family when a baby has been tossed into a fire and is increasing the size of said fire twentyfold while a Satanic cult is calling on the return of the Antichrist.

This is one of those cases where ambiguity will leave you slightly creeped out, sure, but seeing the curtain being pulled back is much more effective.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



The Cameo posted:

You don't find the idea that everything that your rational mind and experience has told you is outlandish and crazy and stupid and nothing more than folklore and hearsay from uneducated people turning out to be 100% true isn't absolutely terrifying?

Cotton's basically seeing the actual battle for humanity tipping in one direction in those last minutes. It seems a bit late to regroup and warn the family when a baby has been tossed into a fire and is increasing the size of said fire twentyfold while a Satanic cult is calling on the return of the Antichrist.

This is one of those cases where ambiguity will leave you slightly creeped out, sure, but seeing the curtain being pulled back is much more effective.
Well it wasn't so much that as the heavy-handed foreshadowing that all 3 of them die anyway. I'd have rather had ambiguity as to their fate, rather than had it spelled out that all 3 die and fail to beat the satanic evil. That's what made the ending feel lazy for me. I think a good middleground would have been to include Nell's drawing of Cotton in front of the flames, but to omit the drawing of all 3 characters dying, and then have the movie ending with Cotton going towards the flames (like the drawing) but then maybe the flames explode bigger and the camera is knocked to the ground and breaks, so you're left wondering exactly what happened and if any of them lived. Instead the movie ends with "yeah they all died, sorry folks, roll credits". That isn't scary.

Not to mention 'Fallen' played the successful demonic posession, with evil winning and the hero dying ending already and was much more successful with it because the foreshadowing wasn't so heavy-handed so the actual end came as much more of a surprise.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

The Cameo posted:

You don't find the idea that everything that your rational mind and experience has told you is outlandish and crazy and stupid and nothing more than folklore and hearsay from uneducated people turning out to be 100% true isn't absolutely terrifying?
I turn those thoughts off when I'm watching a movie about Satan. The Last Exorcism told me to turn them on, and then doubled back on it.

This is a cheap comparison, but Rosemary's Baby used a similar device to much better effect. The horror comes from confirming our fears, but unless I missed something, The Last Exorcism was very careful about not allowing me any to harbor.
They "foreshadowed" a lot, but every foreshadowing had a rational explanation laid out flat. It spent the entire movie demonstrating no matter how serious things seemed, it was all smoke and mirrors and psychological tricks, and then it showed me Satan.. :confused:

I don't know, it just seemed clownish.

When they went back to the house and found it defaced, my first thought was honestly that a completely unrelated satanic cult had shown up and kidnapped the incestuous pedophile rapist father.

Mouser..
Apr 1, 2010

Xenomrph posted:

Well it wasn't so much that as the heavy-handed foreshadowing that all 3 of them die anyway. I'd have rather had ambiguity as to their fate, rather than had it spelled out that all 3 die and fail to beat the satanic evil. That's what made the ending feel lazy for me. I think a good middleground would have been to include Nell's drawing of Cotton in front of the flames, but to omit the drawing of all 3 characters dying, and then have the movie ending with Cotton going towards the flames (like the drawing) but then maybe the flames explode bigger and the camera is knocked to the ground and breaks, so you're left wondering exactly what happened and if any of them lived. Instead the movie ends with "yeah they all died, sorry folks, roll credits". That isn't scary.

Not to mention 'Fallen' played the successful demonic posession, with evil winning and the hero dying ending already and was much more successful with it because the foreshadowing wasn't so heavy-handed so the actual end came as much more of a surprise.

You do realize you ruined the ending to The Last Exorcism in the post before this right? Because its strange that now you feel the need to use spoiler tags.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Mouser.. posted:

You do realize you ruined the ending to The Last Exorcism in the post before this right? Because its strange that now you feel the need to use spoiler tags.
I did it because the guy who responded to me did it. It's sort of a habit I do, when someone breaks out the spoiler tags, I respond in kind.

I can always go back and edit my post anyway. :v:

Edit-- just did! :)

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

Watched Insidious last night and really didn't enjoy it that much. As other folks in this thread have said, the first 30 minutes or so of the movie is really pretty decent, the jump scares were weak but the tone was great. Pretty much after the home invasion scene it starts getting a bit poo poo when they over explain what is happening and the terrible haunted house effects at the end certainly didn't help. I actually kind of liked Dead Silence but this was not good.

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Cubone posted:

When they went back to the house and found it defaced, my first thought was honestly that a completely unrelated satanic cult had shown up and kidnapped the incestuous pedophile rapist father.

See, the thing that I liked was that the twist was that the father was not an incestous pedophile rapist.

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