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Gorilla Salad posted:How many seats do the nazis have? 0 still. They only had 1 to start with though so while they lost 100% of their seats they lost a lot less then the Tory's.
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You lose your deposit if you win less than 5% of the vote. It is only be £500, but the significance is that you are a massive failure and everyone knows it.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Bet the yanks wish they were this lucky. Not really. Would have to fire like 15 people before we got to someone who isn't secretly from the Lizard Planet.
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Gorilla Salad posted:How many seats do the nazis have? I thought they only had one left, and then that one guy basically said "gently caress this, I'm out" and defected from the party.
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Jun 9, 2017 06:38
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Aw man, I'm wanting to find the saltiest takes on the U.K. results now...
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Samovar posted:Aw man, I'm wanting to find the saltiest takes on the U.K. results now... Means having to read the Sun and Daily Mail though.
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Celebrating too early. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUGneBoCJzs
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Insurance scammers. Some of them actually get hurt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq_7FpYymzA BovineFury has a new favorite as of 07:39 on Jun 9, 2017 |
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Jun 9, 2017 07:27
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More like hurr
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Gorilla Salad posted:How many seats do the nazis have? The Nazi's have 0 seats. Nigel Farage said he might be returning to politics, er ist wieder da.
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BovineFury posted:Insurance scammers. Some of them actually get hurt. I'd really like to see how some of these work out in court.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSS1FIkGOX8 mmm
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This is an absolutely pro click
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dumb. posted:The schad will be on all of you chicken counters when Theresa May wins.
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So what kind of cancer does he have?
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At the very minimum he's calling himself a motherfucker as some sort of comeback?
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He's trying to says he's a vaginafucker but is an idiot and just labeled himself a motherfucker.
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Also "from whence" lol
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Is he trying to imply he fucks his own rear end in a top hat, or his mother?  Rough Lobster posted:He's trying to says he's a vaginafucker but is an idiot and just labeled himself a motherfucker. Not just any mother, his own mother. That's like a billion times worse.
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BovineFury posted:Insurance scammers. Some of them actually get hurt. I don't know what it is about these people, but it strikes at something very primal in me when they jump in front of cars and get hit.
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Title doesn't disappoint. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utSJJj3pgr4
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Zaphod42 posted:Not just any mother, his own mother. That's like a billion times worse. Well, yeah. That's what it always means, that's why it's an insult.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzuKaTuk_lw Mmmmm I dont know much about british politics. But i do know when i should give a hearty belly laugh because people thought they were always going to win but they didnt.
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Could a kind British person please fill me in on who this Clegg guy is?
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Grem posted:I'd really like to see how some of these work out in court. One of the US dashcammers had one of these happen to him in a parking garage. Dude pretends to get hit by the cammer, police are called. quote:There were five witnesses in total (including a driver just turning the corner behind me) and all said that I had hit the pedestrian. When the police came, I was pretty much the last person they interviewed (probably because I was all hot-headed and it looked like I was at fault). I showed them my footage straight from my camera, which at this point, the pedestrian already had lied if he had been hit. After they saw what was going on, they asked my if I would cooperate by providing them this footage so they can file charges, which I agreed to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waOsZGuxn5E No idea if this ended up going to court but still.
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walrusman posted:Could a kind British person please fill me in on who this Clegg guy is? Former leader of the Liberal Democrats, who formed the lesser partner in the 2010-2015 coalition government. In the 2010 election he gained unprecedented popularity for himself and his party, especially among young people, largely based on a pledge to eliminate university tuition fees. Then as soon as the election was over he immediately abandoned that in favour of tripling fees instead, which among other things gained him a well-deserved reputation as a huge liar and backstabber. He went from being massively popular to being near universally reviled among students and the young (who form a major part of the Lib Dem's core voting base) nearly overnight.
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walrusman posted:Could a kind British person please fill me in on who this Clegg guy is? He led the Lib Dems (a once good left of center party) into a coalition with the Tories (right of centre) which pursued austerity like a wet dream, eventually paving the way for Brexit (lol). Now he is irrelevant
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Enos Cabell posted:Well, yeah. That's what it always means, that's why it's an insult. Is it? I always figured it just implied you were an adulterer.
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No, it's implying that you're loving your own mother. By your interpretation of the insult it could be applied to any father. (which has come up as a dad-joke more than once, mind)
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walrusman posted:Could a kind British person please fill me in on who this Clegg guy is? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcUDkjvssaQ nws lyrics
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Zaphod42 posted:Is it? I always figured it just implied you were an adulterer. I'm baffled as to what part of "motherfucker" is unclear here.
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gschmidl posted:I'm baffled as to what part of "motherfucker" is unclear here. they are trying to figure out whether it means "a person who fucks a mother, in general" (which could be applied to millions of men without it being an insult) or "a person who fucks their own mother" (which is universally offensive). goons.txt
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Saint Freak posted:
the dude in the white suit with the immense yellow flower belongs to the Monster Raving Loony party iirc http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/...94a0-1497027354 Here's Tim Farron running against Mr. Fish Finger(because an internet poll indicated that a fish finger would make a better PM) 
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Elizabethan Error posted:The barrier to politics isn't as high in the UK, just 500£ and some paperwork You lose the £500 if you get under 5% of the vote, however, to prevent any numpty on a lark from getting in.
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