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Molothecat posted:Right now. Great! VODs are always huge, it will take awhile.
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I'm about 40 minutes into Thor. Man, this sucks. Was it made in the 80s by any chance? E: "We are looking for Sarah Connor." Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Oct 5, 2011 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:I'm about 40 minutes into Thor. That's exactly why I loved Thor. It's a cheesy 80's movie with modern special effects. Thor rules. 
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Oct 5, 2011 03:12
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Laser Mission is GREAT. That McBain joke killed me because I was thinking that exact thing before the joke was made.
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Oct 6, 2011 05:28
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bobservo posted:Laser Mission is GREAT. That McBain joke killed me because I was thinking that exact thing before the joke was made. I love how the movie's soundtrack was recorded inside a 55 gallon drum in the back of an abandoned warehouse.
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Laser Mission, much like Abraxas, is a movie where the basic description makes it sound like one of the most awesomely bad movies of all time, but the movie itself doesn't match up to how great it should be. Not only is Borgnine only in the movie for like 10 minutes total, but there's not a single laser in it at all. None. What exists of the plot is hard to even understand because half of the time, you can't even hear the actors. The best part is how much the movie loves and is dependent on the Mercenary Man theme song.
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Watched Thor with the riff tonight. God, I didn't enjoy that movie much the first time, but I really didn't enjoy it at all the second time. And the riff wasn't that great either. A few of the jokes had me laughing pretty hard, but most of it seemed to fall flat 
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Gavok posted:Laser Mission, much like Abraxas, is a movie where the basic description makes it sound like one of the most awesomely bad movies of all time, but the movie itself doesn't match up to how great it should be. Not only is Borgnine only in the movie for like 10 minutes total, but there's not a single laser in it at all. None. What exists of the plot is hard to even understand because half of the time, you can't even hear the actors. They did make a lot of jokes about the lack of lasers. A lot of the movie was the two leads wondering aimlessly in the desert.
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Oct 7, 2011 19:19
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All those Borgnine masturbation jokes. I don't know whether I should be falling over laughing or vomiting. Probably both.
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Oct 9, 2011 16:02
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Just so you guys know, it's a reference to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_PeLNzxNQ
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Oct 9, 2011 18:19
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Robert Denby posted:Just so you guys know, it's a reference to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_PeLNzxNQ Well poo poo, apparently I'm going to live to 120.
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Oct 9, 2011 21:09
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New Rifftrax coming next week, "Half Blood Prince": http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/harry-potter-and-half-blood-prince Sample: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEl_XzBhHVk
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Oct 11, 2011 21:53
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Robert Denby posted:New Rifftrax coming next week, "Half Blood Prince":  Does anyone else miss the posters with Mike, Bill, and Kevin photoshopped in?
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All of this Laser Mission talk made me finally realize I have the movie already. It's in a 50 sci-fi movie bundle. Cost me like $5 and it is full of so many MST3K and RiffTrax movies.
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Well the latest short is another absolute nightmare from the eldritch depths of 1970s educational theories. It's like Donald in Mathmagic Land except about grammar and in live action and created by Satan himself. With an extra helping of frightening balding fish-lipped men with no indoor voice and a strangely effeminate manner.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Well the latest short is another absolute nightmare from the eldritch depths of 1970s educational theories. It's like Donald in Mathmagic Land except about grammar and in live action and created by Satan himself. With an extra helping of frightening balding fish-lipped men with no indoor voice and a strangely effeminate manner. And a complete waste of a monkey.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Does anyone else miss the posters with Mike, Bill, and Kevin photoshopped in?
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Ensign_Ricky posted:
Is that supposed to be the Brave Little Toaster?
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Golbez posted:Is that supposed to be the Brave Little Toaster? http://www.rifftrax.com/riffers/audio-syncer/disembaudio
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Golbez posted:Is that supposed to be the Brave Little Toaster? Have you never been to Rifftrax.com? He's on every page.
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I'm okay with Disembaudio, but the recent running joke of him singing horribly has really got to go.
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Payndz posted:I suppose it's possible that a studio decided to be an arse about their messing with copyrighted artwork. Sometimes publicity material (especially for major movies) comes with long lists of restrictions on how it can/must be used - I remember WB being a particular pain about Harry Potter stuff in my magazine days. I thought parody laws allowed them to do it
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Has anyone tried the Rifftrax for the Star Wars movies with the new blurays? I just wondering if the lengths of the movies changed or if the scenes changed enough that the Rifftrax don't work.
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bobservo posted:I'm okay with Disembaudio, but the recent running joke of him singing horribly has really got to go. I'm okay with it over the credits, but not during the movie.
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Oct 19, 2011 19:26
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The end of Titanic is goddamned hilarious
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Oct 19, 2011 19:26
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Vicissitude posted:I'm okay with it over the credits, but not during the movie. At least they got rid of the deafening guitar chord that used to be at the end of every video. I now have a Pavlovian response that involves scrambling for the mouse seconds before a short is about to end.
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Vicissitude posted:I'm okay with it over the credits, but not during the movie. Also during the sex scenes in The Room. I'm sorry, but it was a wonderful distraction from the Wiseau-rear end.
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Oct 19, 2011 20:53
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bobservo posted:At least they got rid of the deafening guitar chord that used to be at the end of every video. I now have a Pavlovian response that involves scrambling for the mouse seconds before a short is about to end. This is me every time. I thought I had a broken file the first time I didn't hear it. Sometimes I watch shorts when I'm falling asleep at night. Almost to the edge of sleep then BAM - guitar riff into wakefulness.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Also during the sex scenes in The Room. I'm sorry, but it was a wonderful distraction from the Wiseau-rear end. And in 300. Poor mama Disembaudio comes in and sees the boys watching this filth. So disappointed and ashamed.
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Vicissitude posted:And in 300. Poor mama Disembaudio comes in and sees the boys watching this filth. So disappointed and ashamed. I dunno, she kinda got off lucky compared to Nana Disembaudio.
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Rifftrax is going to try live streaming again: http://www.rifftrax.com/live They're showing the first 10 minutes of their next VOD title tomorrow along with a vodka tasting, and in a week they'll have a Halloween marathon showing of "Maniac" and "House on Haunted Hill", plus shorts (all previously released stuff, but still, if you haven't seen these, its a $2 ticket for three hours of great riffing).
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Robert Denby posted:Rifftrax is going to try live streaming again: Pretty cheap, if it even works this time.
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Gavok posted:Laser Mission, much like Abraxas, is a movie where the basic description makes it sound like one of the most awesomely bad movies of all time, but the movie itself doesn't match up to how great it should be. Not only is Borgnine only in the movie for like 10 minutes total, but there's not a single laser in it at all. None. What exists of the plot is hard to even understand because half of the time, you can't even hear the actors. I found it interesting that Laser Mission and Abraxas (or Abraxus according to its DVD menu) were riffed around the same time. I own both movies via an official double feature DVD I got a few years ago, I'm sure this is why.  . It sits proudly next to my McBain and Bulletproof VHSes.
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I will never not love Harry Potter riffs. Every single one of them is my favorite. Half an hour into Half Blood Prince and I've already forgotten why I was in such a sour mood earlier today. Who wants to see me do this shot off Ginny's stomach??! Ron? No? edit: Parodying Alan Rickman's voice is also never not funny. Drrrrrrragonnn. Balllllls? Locutus of Bald fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Oct 21, 2011 |
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Gavok posted:Laser Mission, much like Abraxas, is a movie where the basic description makes it sound like one of the most awesomely bad movies of all time, but the movie itself doesn't match up to how great it should be. Not only is Borgnine only in the movie for like 10 minutes total, but there's not a single laser in it at all. None. What exists of the plot is hard to even understand because half of the time, you can't even hear the actors. The problem with the Laser Mission riff is that Laser Mission is less of a goofy bad action movie and more of a painfully, painfully bad Cold War comedy. You just can't turn good jokes out of bad "Boris and Natasha" shtick, no matter how hard you try.
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Holy crap, I just found out via Cracked that Shake Hands with Danger is actually twenty-five minutes long instead of the 13 and a half we were treated to. Mike, Kevin, Bill, on behalf of the internet, I hereby demand that you release an uncut version of the riff!
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Oct 24, 2011 01:07
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Holy crap, I just found out via Cracked that Shake Hands with Danger is actually twenty-five minutes long instead of the 13 and a half we were treated to. Isn't the full version supposed to be kind of gross? I'm assuming they just used a version that cut out the explicit gore.
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They did indeed cut it, but all the gore is present in the Rifftrax version. The full short is on YouTube, and they cut two chunks out of it, which start here and here if you're interested. Nothing terribly interesting was removed, though it is weird to hear "get this poo poo out of here" in a safety film.
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Robert Denby posted:[...] though it is weird to hear "get this poo poo out of here" in a safety film. "Get this machine out of here" 
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Dissapointed Owl posted:"Get this machine out of here" "NOW!" 
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