Toilet EVE: its butt, bring dps, weve got logi and a bubble buttered butt

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OniPanda: May 13, 2004; OH GOD BEAR

A spy named.....Kris Wolfe

# ? Dec 11, 2020 07:00

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 21:04

Touchdown Boy: Apr 1, 2007; I saw my friend there out on the field today, I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way."

Thats where his exit scam is taking him!

# ? Dec 11, 2020 12:02

Aramoro: Jun 1, 2012

OniPanda posted:

A spy named.....Kris Wolfe

# ? Dec 11, 2020 12:19

Virigoth: Apr 28, 2009; Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......

Aramoro posted:

The goose crown needs to turn into a discord emoji.

# ? Dec 11, 2020 13:27

esto es malo: Aug 3, 2006; Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Virigoth posted:

The goose crown needs to turn into a discord emoji.

# ? Dec 11, 2020 14:33

Go RV!: Jun 19, 2008; Uglier on the inside.

get me a good version of crowngoose and i will super add it to the discord

# ? Dec 11, 2020 19:34

Kaysette: Jan 5, 2009; ~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

my army or sycophants or harem

# ? Dec 11, 2020 20:04

Eox: Jun 20, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

harem heroes is the codename for a secret elite squad of ~~flyboys~~ flaifus

# ? Dec 11, 2020 20:08

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Top goose confirmed to be cute anime girls that are literally goosegirl-space ships like ~my anime~ panzergirls

# ? Dec 11, 2020 21:35

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

jeez dad they're called programming socks and they~~'re cute~~ help me think ok

# ? Dec 11, 2020 23:26

Kaysette: Jan 5, 2009; ~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

Slaan posted:

Top goose confirmed to be cute anime girls that are literally goosegirl-space ships like ~my anime~ panzergirls

sarmhan is kawaii af

# ? Dec 11, 2020 23:43

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Radio Free Kobold posted:

jeez dad they're called programming socks and they~~'re cute~~ help me think ok

Why are they full of poop?

# ? Dec 12, 2020 00:49

Hello Sailor: May 3, 2006; we're all mad here

pixaal posted:

Why are they full of poop?

Waifu socks? That is not what they are full of. Not at all. Probably.

# ? Dec 12, 2020 01:04

Traveller: Jan 6, 2012; WHIM AND FOPPERY

Aha! So this is why they call this "Toilet" EVE!

:negative:

# ? Dec 12, 2020 01:36

MaliciousOnion: Sep 23, 2009; Ignorance, the root of all evil

Go RV! posted:

get me a good version of crowngoose and i will super add it to the discord

# ? Dec 12, 2020 08:55

illBilliam: Jan 8, 2006

Regal af

# ? Dec 12, 2020 17:13

catspleen: Sep 12, 2003; I orphaned his children. I widowed his wife.

Kaysette posted:

you all need to change your names to your in game names this is too confusing

I will never change this awful username.

# ? Dec 12, 2020 17:55

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

apparently these HAPPY BEES fellows, the goons without SA, think we're now a bunch of goonfuckers because we're defending an ally against them. is everyone okay? are y'all getting goonfucked? speak up now.

# ? Dec 12, 2020 20:50

Kaysette: Jan 5, 2009; ~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

Would you goonfuck me? I�d goonfuck me.

# ? Dec 12, 2020 21:12

Colin Mockery: Jun 24, 2007; Rawr

maybe they should talk to mittens about it

# ? Dec 12, 2020 21:15

1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Radio Free Kobold posted:

apparently these HAPPY BEES fellows, the goons without SA, think we're now a bunch of goonfuckers because we're defending an ally against them. is everyone okay? are y'all getting goonfucked? speak up now.

i remember when there was a ton of goon drama at launch, good to see it's still going strong

# ? Dec 12, 2020 21:29

Eox: Jun 20, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Those bees don't sound very happy at all.

# ? Dec 12, 2020 21:34

Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

# ? Dec 12, 2020 21:38

Touchdown Boy: Apr 1, 2007; I saw my friend there out on the field today, I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way."

People sure do love throwing Succubuses at you!

# ? Dec 12, 2020 22:30

Skex: Feb 22, 2012; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Radio Free Kobold posted:

apparently these HAPPY BEES fellows, the goons without SA, think we're now a bunch of goonfuckers because we're defending an ally against them. is everyone okay? are y'all getting goonfucked? speak up now.

They aren't Goons, they are pubbies with delusions of gander.

# ? Dec 13, 2020 00:59

Digital Prophet: Apr 16, 2006; "..and then came the black crow, herald of doom, who foretold the coming of death."

Skex posted:

delusions of gander.

# ? Dec 13, 2020 01:09

Quickpull: Mar 1, 2003; We're all mad here.

For your listening pleasure, Honk in Local :yarg:

# ? Dec 13, 2020 02:59

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

Was nice to see you all blue to me again earlier now I'm no longer in SHH
<3

# ? Dec 13, 2020 03:11

Kaysette: Jan 5, 2009; ~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

guess the 30 day ban didn't stick?

# ? Dec 13, 2020 04:51

Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

well the mods are obviously goons and biased when goons get banned

# ? Dec 13, 2020 06:04

Gods_Butthole: Aug 9, 2020; Can't post for 8 years!

Eox posted:

Trotskyists

# ? Dec 13, 2020 07:51

Mistaken Identity: Oct 21, 2020

Well, HAPPY BEES also have a really interesting botting policy:

�If you think you found an alliance/Corp member botting don�t make these claims public. Forward it to leadership and we�ll take it from there.� (Paraphrased)

Presumably that also means not reporting cases until they are Leadership-approved.

# ? Dec 13, 2020 07:58

OniPanda: May 13, 2004; OH GOD BEAR

The only moral botting is MY botting

# ? Dec 13, 2020 09:26

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

Kaysette posted:

guess the 30 day ban didn't stick?

30day was overturned a day or so later. Still no explanation or apology.
On the plus side, even though that was a strike against my account and should stop me from being able to use the auto ship replacement system, it is still working and I had a harbinger proto hull reimbursed.

# ? Dec 13, 2020 10:22