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Witeldram posted:Lol @ the person in the press conference asking if they were gonna try recovering their bodies i'm getting the bucket and net attachment arm for the sub ready
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wet_goods posted:Tbh I’m impressed they found it as fast as they did yeah, I figured it would be hard to find it with the existing Titanic debris field but the ocean floor in front of the bow of the Titanic is clean, and the debris field is shaped like a long comet behind it also speaks to how much tech has improved between "looking for the Titanic in 1986" and "looking for the small imploded bits of a lovely sub in 2023" edit: Cosmik Debris posted:idk. I prolly would have done the same thing, but the sub was 1600 ft from the titanic. That's the "first place anybody should have looked" insofar as its the most likely place for it to be. Klyith fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Jun 22, 2023 |
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Slotducks posted:there's something so hosed about spending so much on resources for search and recovery and forensics on a group of cocky idiots who openly flaunted safety regulations as if it was a challenge. Somebody made the point that there is value in the Coast Guard, Navy, etc. going through the process to conduct a mission like this just to make sure they all had their poo poo together. They do training, but there is no substitute for the real deal. Hopefully this helped prepare them for other, more valuable rescue efforts in the future.
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Wee posted:Said it isn't connected. That it occurred in a different location. It was crabs ringing the dinner bell
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Slotducks posted:there's something so hosed about spending so much on resources for search and recovery and forensics on a group of cocky idiots who openly flaunted safety regulations as if it was a challenge. think of it as the US Navy taking the opportunity to do a practice run for when China loses a critical part of miltech in the deep ocean, or Biden drops the nuclear football off the side of a destroyer.
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The press really wanted there to be a story about the delay in rescue efforts causing their deaths.
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Why does he keep saying "It definitely catastrophically imploded which would be picked up by our receivers. No, we didn't hear any catastrpphic implosions on our receivers." ? Did I miss something?
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drunkill posted:Some engineering professor is writing a second edition copy of his workbook right now to include this sub and the failures of it, including ignoring regulatory compliance and ethics etc. as a cautionary tale for students. Yep. Itll be challenger explosion, voltswagon emission scandal, and now this Oh yeha, and tacoma narrows bridge
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Axel Serenity posted:bro what bodies If five nachos stick together that counts as one nacho
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Hazo posted:Why does he keep saying "It definitely catastrophically imploded which would be picked up by our receivers. No, we didn't hear any catastrpphic implosions on our receivers." ? Did I miss something? As in it happened before they were on scene with listening devices. It very likely happened when communications blipped on day one.
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Kwolok posted:Shame that dipshit didn't install a black box on board, would love to hear their last moments. Why don’t they make the sub out of the black box? 
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Hazo posted:Why does he keep saying "It definitely catastrophically imploded which would be picked up by our receivers. No, we didn't hear any catastrpphic implosions on our receivers." ? Did I miss something? He means it imploded before they started searching.
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Squiggle posted:If five nachos stick together that counts as one nacho And trust me, these nachos? FULLY loaded
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GABA ghoul posted:Still nothing conclusive though. There could be survivors in the debris field. Reports several crabs dodged the debris.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Why don’t they make the sub out of the black box?
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Hazo posted:Why does he keep saying "It definitely catastrophically imploded which would be picked up by our receivers. No, we didn't hear any catastrpphic implosions on our receivers." ? Did I miss something? absence of evidence is not evidence of … bleh pretty sure the us has the ocean mic’d up so hard they can detect if someone farts inland but they’d never use it for this
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Definite "Welp, interesting diversion but we're done." vibes by the end of that press conference. 'No more press conferences, we'll update on twitter maybe?' 
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Next reporter asking “OK BUT CAN WE RECOVER THE BODIES??” needs a can of Campbell’s Chunky thrown at their head.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Metaline posted:He means it imploded before they started searching. Oh I gotcha, so he was heading off the dipshits who wanted the story to be about delays/poor execution of the search causing the deaths of the Job Creators.
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Hazo posted:Why does he keep saying "It definitely catastrophically imploded which would be picked up by our receivers. No, we didn't hear any catastrpphic implosions on our receivers." ? Did I miss something? He’s saying it imploded before the coastguard was notified, to expel that they were down there and imploded while the search was underway. Edit: beaten to it.
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Hazo posted:Why does he keep saying "It definitely catastrophically imploded which would be picked up by our receivers. No, we didn't hear any catastrpphic implosions on our receivers." ? Did I miss something? He also said they had only had sensors in the water for 72hours, which I assumed implied it had imploded days ago.
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Well at least a bunch of naval rescue folks got some official training hours out of this whole thing.
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I'm hearing that the son didn't even want to go but did it for Father's Day. I don't know if this was covered yet or not, but yikes. The kid is the only one of the five I have much sympathy for.
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hemale in pain posted:i'm getting the bucket and net attachment arm for the sub ready Just get Victor 6000 to grab some skeletons from the Titanic. Who’s gonna know?
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Deptfordx posted:Definite "Welp, interesting diversion but we're done." vibes by the end of that press conference. They said they're going to keep mapping the debris field, I imagine there will be updates as that goes. Probably pics. There just likely won't be much to say for a while until it's all stitched together and analyzed. If you'll look to your left you'll see what's left of a logitech controller analog stick very clearly sticking in the muck there.
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SourKraut posted:Implosion event, not an explosive decompression event. Imagine 50 SourKraut av's on the edge of an underengineered sub. 
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Archonex posted:Now we wait for the conspiracy theorists to start screaming about the banging noises being proof of a cover up and/or blaming woke minorities and deliberately ignoring understanding what happens when something implodes. the CEO found information on the titanic that would have led to the arrest of hillary clinton
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I assume this is already been posted here, but this thread moves fast. https://twitter.com/derekwillis/status/1671928642094473216?s=46 Of course.
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Someone ChatGPT an Alex Jones style telling of what really went down with the Titan submersible and crew so we can compare its accuracy against the actual future Infowars broadcast.
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Hazo posted:Why does he keep saying "It definitely catastrophically imploded which would be picked up by our receivers. No, we didn't hear any catastrpphic implosions on our receivers." ? Did I miss something? probably happened when they lost contact
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:so they died like they lived: feeling absolutely nothing at all
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The captain of the surface boat probably had his feet up on the steering wheel, flipping through a playboy, when the comm chatter went out, followed by a bubble rising out of the ocean like a fart in a bathtub, he shrugs and his gaze lowers back to his titty mag
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Drone_Fragger posted:Imploded. Rip. This is why no one uses carbon fibre hulls becsuse its incredibly reckless. With any luck the guy who got fired over raising these concerns years ago is vindicated by this and wins his wrongful termination suit. I don't think there'll be any money left to pay him after the families of the billionaires have settled their lawsuits.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:I'm hearing that the son didn't even want to go but did it for Father's Day. I don't know if this was covered yet or not, but yikes. The kid is the only one of the five I have much sympathy for. Found that here: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/live-blog/missing-titanic-submersible-live-updates-rcna90538 Yeah, big yikes.
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Deptfordx posted:Definite "Welp, interesting diversion but we're done." vibes by the end of that press conference. Why would they need to have more press conferences?
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Bobcats posted:absence of evidence is not evidence of … bleh I mean sort of but also sound starts bouncing around strangely once you factor in pressure and thermoclines. If there were any sensors that might have normally picked it up, they may have missed it because the sound got refracted away.
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