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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Stan Taylor posted:

Snipperclips, bitch.

Nintendo Switch: Snipperclips, bitch.

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Bill Barber posted:

Because they've got analog sticks instead.

If im playing Dr Mario i need a d pad

acksplode
May 17, 2004



African AIDS cum posted:

If im playing Dr Mario i need a d pad

Doctor is a profession, so you'll need a Professional Controller for that

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

African AIDS cum posted:

If im playing Dr Mario i need a d pad

Better buy a Pro Controller! Only $69.99!

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

African AIDS cum posted:

If im playing Dr Mario i need a d pad
Luckily the arrow buttons will function as a d-pad for you.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Policenaut posted:

Better buy a Pro Controller! Only $69.99!

What a scam

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

Policenaut posted:

Better buy a Pro Controller! Only $69.99!

Ya I did I'm good to buy Street Fighter 2 for like the 4th time and Super Mario Bros for the 15th

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
And the pro controller is wireless too? Dont all wireless controllers add a bit of lag hmm

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

Cojawfee posted:

There's a day 1 system update that is supposed to fix the problems that people have to try hard to reproduce.

according to who?

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

HyperPuma posted:

according to who?
Me.

Davoren
Aug 14, 2003

The devil you say!

The switch is going to be amazing and Nintendo have never made a bad controller.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Post your Switch preorder list ITT

- Switch
- Pro Controller
- Charging Grip
- Zelda Breasts of the Girls Gone Wild
- Super Bomberman Is Actually Good R

eShop purchases will be
- Snipperclips
- 1-2-Switch

When I pick it up at midnight I might grab the official Nintendo carry case, and a Guardian Amiibo as well.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Snipperclips also confirmed for Aussie launch :woop:

https://twitter.com/NintendoAUNZ/status/835279226152550401

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

Infinitum posted:

Post your Switch preorder list ITT


Switch
Zelda ME & SE
Pro Controller
Official Case
Glass Screen Protector
Snipperclips
Deluxe Guide
BotW Amiibo


RIP wallet.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Cojawfee posted:

There's a day 1 system update that is supposed to fix the problems that people have to try hard to reproduce.

nintendo is gonna get its fans laid finally?

acksplode
May 17, 2004



Infinitum posted:

Post your Switch preorder list ITT
- Switch
- Zelda
- 128 GB SDXC card
- USB ethernet adapter for the dock
- Thats it for now, possessions cause suffering

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Bill Barber posted:

Luckily the arrow buttons will function as a d-pad for you.

pc gaming finally on nintendo

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Zelda physical
Switch Console
Will try and get a pro controller day one at the store. If can't then will wait.
Snipperclips online store.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Infinitum posted:

Post your Switch preorder list ITT

- Switch
- Pro Controller
- Charging Grip
- Zelda Breasts of the Girls Gone Wild
- Super Bomberman Is Actually Good R

eShop purchases will be
- Snipperclips
- 1-2-Switch

When I pick it up at midnight I might grab the official Nintendo carry case, and a Guardian Amiibo as well.

glassyalabolas posted:

Switch
Zelda ME & SE
Pro Controller
Official Case
Glass Screen Protector
Snipperclips
Deluxe Guide
BotW Amiibo


RIP wallet.

acksplode posted:

- Switch
- Zelda
- 128 GB SDXC card
- USB ethernet adapter for the dock
- Thats it for now, possessions cause suffering

The switch is affordable, more so the other consoles

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

HyperPuma posted:

according to who?

According to nobody. Its been decided by people who can't fathom such an error as controllers not working. Nintendo has said nothing.

It may be as simple as upping the blutooth strength and lowering the vaunted battery life.

It might not.

All we know is there's a lot of press. Non Nintendo hating press like retronauts include. That are having problems.

It is not fine. It is also not confirmed to be an unfixable problem. We have zero idea.

Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



Alfalfa The Roach posted:

Alright, the people have spoken. I'll see you all in a week's time

Post it on Wednesday, it'll be after the Indies Showcase on Tuesday and gives a day for people to get the majority of the obligatory new thread poo poo posting out of their system.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
So this time next week, how many hours will you have been playing Zelda? Me, assuming it's a quick set up and update process, probably around 2 hours, maybe a little bit more because my body works where I have to poop after coming back home from work

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

Bombadilillo posted:

According to nobody. Its been decided by people who can't fathom such an error as controllers not working. Nintendo has said nothing.

It may be as simple as upping the blutooth strength and lowering the vaunted battery life.

It might not.

All we know is there's a lot of press. Non Nintendo hating press like retronauts include. That are having problems.

It is not fine. It is also not confirmed to be an unfixable problem. We have zero idea.
They already fixed it, actually.

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs
I foresee the new switch thread having a strong shitposting game for years to come

And man, what game

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I am buying supplies Thursday morning because on Friday I am not leaving my house for 48 hours.

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


What was that site that listed whether preorders are or aren't available at a bunch of retailers?

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Is Shovel Knight a launch game?

Ciaphas posted:

What was that site that listed whether preorders are or aren't available at a bunch of retailers?

nowinstock.net

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
I plan to bring my switch into work in my office , my phone is USB C so I already have a charger, and play all day. So 2 hours or so before I sleep, 4-5 hours total at work then 8 or so hours after work.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Bill Barber posted:

They already fixed it, actually.

Source?

Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



Calaveron posted:

So this time next week, how many hours will you have been playing Zelda? Me, assuming it's a quick set up and update process, probably around 2 hours, maybe a little bit more because my body works where I have to poop after coming back home from work

0 because it's being sent one day shipping, so Bomberman will tide me over for that dark 24 hours where everyone but me has Zelda.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I will charge my switch at work by leaving my car running in the parking lot and using the car charger

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Policenaut posted:

Is Shovel Knight a launch game?


nowinstock.net

Thanks awfully. I hope I can grab one before my hospital stay on the 31st.

tsob
Sep 26, 2006

Chalalala~

Policenaut posted:

Is Shovel Knight a launch game?

It is according to the info I'm finding on a few sites. Launch day lineup details for the eShop are annoyingly scarce though. Still, hopefully the thing on Tuesday will clarify things.

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

Calaveron posted:

So this time next week, how many hours will you have been playing Zelda? Me, assuming it's a quick set up and update process, probably around 2 hours, maybe a little bit more because my body works where I have to poop after coming back home from work

didnt the wiiu have a big clusterfuck around trying to get a day one update?

should be fine though, nintendos got that new online service that will be finished in 6 months

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

I preordered Zelda now so I guess it wasn't sold out after all, is there more footage of Snipperclips yet?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Policenaut posted:

Is Shovel Knight a launch game?

Via the eshop yeah

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I'm going to head to Toys R Us and see if I can get a Zelda Master Edition. Maybe even a pro controller. If not, whatever, I'll just go home.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

HyperPuma posted:

didnt the wiiu have a big clusterfuck around trying to get a day one update?

Yeah, Wii U had an awful day one update. The wi-fi on that thing in my house was terrible and it took 6 hours of babysitting the Wii U, just making sure the download was progressing because it kept dropping connection.

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3769601&perpage=40&pagenumber=995#post469751146

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Infinitum posted:

Post your Switch preorder list ITT

Switch (boring gray)
Zelda US special edition for the sweet case
Pro Controller
$50 Eshop card for buying day 1 snipperclips
Memory card
Zelda Amiibo

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