Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
KillingPablo
Apr 5, 2003

WHOO! I am DEFINITELY not afraid of the fucking POLICE right now!
At this moment some guy up in Granby, CO is demolishing the town with an armor plated bulldozer. So far he has taken down the city hall, Excel Energy plant and a newspaper printing office. Police are shooting at him, trying to stop the bulldozer, but so far the armor plating is stopping their efforts.

Link: http://www.9news.com/acm_news.aspx?...47-c589c01ca7bf

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Soviet
Jul 17, 2003

stick it in me
awesome

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


Ahahahahaha, that rules.

Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


I'm about to break!
Holy crap, this is awesome.

Unsound Logic
Jul 12, 2002

"Why don't you mosey along, pardner."

It begins.

Lemele
Nov 19, 2002
I AM A LIAR
sweet, sweet destruction.

EoRaptor
Sep 13, 2003



Excellent, looks like the only people that can stop him now are...
The A-Team!

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

kiiiiilll frenzy!

actionattackgoose
May 4, 2004

by Ozma?
This made my day.

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
Holy poo poo that's cool. Local goons on scene please.

You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag.

The Frito Bandito
May 18, 2004

by Ozma
I want pictures NOW goddammit.

----------------<br><i>This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!</i><br>

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
Its Eric Cartman

Ebjan
Feb 20, 2004

Only in America

L. Ron Hubbard is the world's most translated author

TracerBullet
Apr 26, 2003

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.


Doctor Rope
Really? That's crazy.

What?

Doctor of Bogology
Mar 12, 2003
Ahahahahah, I have found a new idol.

plainclothes goth
Jul 15, 2001
Oh man, he is a true american hero!

Lopside Fundip
Aug 15, 2001
Holy cow.

That's awesome.

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


I'm about to break!
Anyone else think of Blast Corps?

Hardboiled Kid
Jul 27, 2001

This is my club avatar!
Man, they're going to beat the poo poo out of him when he gets caught, but this is :krad:

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
This is awesome.

Takes some balls too.



凸[◣_◢]凸 put this in your sig if you support kwagga凸[◣_◢]凸







cat scratch achiever posted:

im gonna smoke the poo poo out of you[r pole,] kwagga



TAFF IS A oval office

Descendent
Jul 8, 2003

One, Two, Three, Four!
I love America :911:

Diving Buttress
Aug 20, 2002

oh jesus christ
PLEASE let him have a boombox with "Ride of the Valkyries" as he does this.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

What is he going to do when he runs out of gas?

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


I blame the makers of Blast Corps. for the N64. It's been building to this for years I say!

Edit: :(

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

^^^^^^^ mother gently caress.

This photo just in from the scene:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Daddar
Nov 13, 2003

What the fuck is the Internet?
Thats smashing!

Soviet
Jul 17, 2003

stick it in me
Just thinking about the cops pinging away at the bulldozer with their pistols to no avail makes me smile.

"JUST A FEW MORE, WE ALMOST GOT IT"

Pyros
Mar 24, 2003

The Leper Messiah

quote:

He said that the machinery appeared to have been specially rigged to work like an armored vehicle.

So this guy made a tank-like bulldozer and is now taking down a town? That is awesome.

Icedude
Mar 30, 2004

He's only clearing the way for the nuclear missile truck.

Edit: Gah, beaten.

Wiglaf
Apr 2, 2003
I'M A STUPID CAPRICIOUS CUNT WITH NO TESTICLES
P.S. I AM A LIAR, DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING I SAY
where is batman

gibsonisacripple
Feb 24, 2001

CHAMPIONS

quote:

Hot Dog Day #58 came out of the closet to say:
Its Eric Cartman

soon as i seen Denver Colorado i thought of Kenny and Cartman in their go go action bronco.

Science, Tech, Gadgets Blog

sn0w
Oct 6, 2003
Colorado goon reporting. Driven by town before, will try to get pix.

The Frito Bandito
May 18, 2004

by Ozma

quote:

Angry Communist came out of the closet to say:
Anyone else think of Blast Corps?

Heh, yea now that you mention it.

They'll probably find the game and system hooked up to a huge TV, along with layouts of the town and all sorts of goodness.

----------------<br><i>This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!</i><br>

Ebjan
Feb 20, 2004

quote:

Xaizorya came out of the closet to say:
Man, they're going to beat the poo poo out of him when he gets caught, but this is :krad:

He won´t be caught, they´ll shot him in the head like the tank guy

L. Ron Hubbard is the world's most translated author

Sarcasmo
Dec 1, 2003

Il me restait à souhaiter qu'ils m'accueillent avec des cris de haine.
It's probably some video game's fault.

I liked Blast Corps but I hate games where I have to demolish, but with a goal. :(

TedKoppel
Nov 30, 2002

They sure look ripe to me.
I shouldn't be rooting for this man, but I am. I hope he doesn't hurt anyone too badly.

Soviet
Jul 17, 2003

stick it in me

quote:

Ebjan came out of the closet to say:


He won´t be caught, they´ll shot him in the head like the tank guy

I wouldn't be surprised if the guy is packing kevlar and an AK-47 with armor piercing rounds.

Mackin
Jan 14, 2001

quote:

Mayor McCheese came out of the closet to say:
I blame the makers of Blast Corps. for the N64. It's been building to this for years I say!

Edit: :(

It's too bad he didn't choose the dump truck. Then he would have just spent hours harmlessly bouncing off buildings.

Your enemy's you and this is your life.

Morgenstern
Sep 11, 2001
Ich bin allein zur Nacht gegangen
Die späten Vögel nicht mehr sangen
Sah Sonnenkinder im Gewimmel und so
rief ich in den gestirnten Himmel.
Clearly Vice City is to blame.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Tombstone
Nov 2, 2001

Always look on the bright side of life.
So, how long can you run a bulldozer without refuleing?