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quote:Ebjan came out of the closet to say:
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quote:Many police were responding to the situation, including the Jefferson County SWAT team. i hope they have awps lol He hasn't crossed the line until he bulldozes a school or a church, though.
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Jun 4, 2004 23:35
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It's a loving bulldozer. It doesn't exactly have automated turrets on the outside. Some explosives in the treads would gently caress it up and render it immobile. Just go to a gun store somewhere, or any hobby store, requisition a bag of black powder and some metal piping from Home Depot, and you're set. At that point you have a sniper on a roof aiming at the hatch. When it opens, you pop off a round. Also, it's a loving homemade armor system. Break out the loving .50BMG sniper rifle and cap him. I'm sure a bit of sheet metal won't stop an armor piercing .50BMG round, but why they haven't fired on him is beyond me. I'll also be sorely dissapointed if the bulldozer has actual wheels and tires that they just decided to not run up and slash with a machete. Seriously, why have they not made a couple of pipebombs and blown this guy to gently caress yet, or just shot through the viewport?
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Jun 4, 2004 23:35
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The real question is, are we honestly going to miss that town? VVV :laffo:12.5 hours, thats a hell of a rampage. brains fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Jun 4, 2004 |
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Jun 4, 2004 23:35
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quote:Tombstone came out of the closet to say: Depending on the size and make it could have about a 250 gallon tank, and they burn roughly 20 gallons of diesel per hour. So at the most 12.5 hours.
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Jun 4, 2004 23:36
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quote:Mayor Wilkins came out of the closet to say: When it´s time to refuel, he could get out and do it if he is wearing that firesuit from Lethal Weapon. L. Ron Hubbard is the world's most translated author
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Jun 4, 2004 23:36
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loving Rock!
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Jun 4, 2004 23:36
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In this day and age In this big ol' world Where the little guy doesn't have a chance There's only one thing I can think of that would make a difference If I had a bulldozer The world would be so very fine I would never have to move it over Never have to stand in line. If I had a bulldozer There'd be no lack of parking places I'd just look for that brand new Corvette The one that's taking up two spaces. If I had a diesel rig With a big ol' blade Treads just like a tank I would have it made Courtesy would reign Arguments would cease! Cause Everyone Would Know! I'D SQUASH 'EM LIKE A CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
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Jun 4, 2004 23:37
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There is no actaul video footage in the clip. Also "Warning - Due to conflicts between Windows Media and the Netscape 6 family of browsers, Netscape 6+ users are unable to play video on this site at this time." Bah.
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Jun 4, 2004 23:38
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Holy crap
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Jun 4, 2004 23:38
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I just moved out of Colorado 18 months ago! drat my bad timing!!
Hay dood good going
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Jun 4, 2004 23:38
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quote:ucka came out of the closet to say: I hope he packed some food. I can just see this guy, a sandwich in one hand and his other hand steering the bulldozer while it crashes into an apartment building, merrily chewing away and grinning as the building crumbles around him and the people in the background scream and scream and scream and cry. quote:Ebjan came out of the closet to say: If that happened, that would be one of the most beautiful things ever. If this guy gets caught instead of getting shot by the police, I think he's going to get a LOT of letters in prison. Edit - they updated the story on the news site. ----------------
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Jun 4, 2004 23:38
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quote:Ebjan came out of the closet to say: That or drop a heavy satchel on the ground, hold up a joystick with a big red button, and begin fueling. The three minutes it'd take would be more than enough for him to fill up, pick his satchel back up, hang the gas nozzle back up, and secure himself in his bulldozer again. You wouldn't even need armor at that point, as if they shot him he may blow the bomb, and who knows how big it is, especially with a huge satchel that makes a big "clunk." Due to everyone being so paranoid about dirty bombs and whatnot, you wouldn't even need a real detonator or bomb, just a large chunk of metal and a menacing grin. If he's thought of this, he could go for hours.
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Jun 4, 2004 23:39
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quote:Veen came out of the closet to say: In any case, the national guard is on its way in, so they'll handle it far better than the Granby police.
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Jun 4, 2004 23:39
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quote:Pawn 17 came out of the closet to say: Fixed.
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Jun 4, 2004 23:39
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I hope they have this as a disaster option in the next SimCity game.
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Jun 4, 2004 23:39
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quote:Veen came out of the closet to say: Since when are police issued .50BMG sniper rifles?
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Jun 4, 2004 23:39
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:lol: armor-piercing bullets aren't penetrating
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Jun 4, 2004 23:39
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If you're going to go crazy, go ALL OUT! quote:Punch The Monkey came out of the closet to say: Haha, I read the article and thought the same thing. "Oh poo poo, Bushman is out of control this time."
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Jun 4, 2004 23:40
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"Come off it, Mr Dent,", he said, "you can't win you know. You can't lie in front of the bulldozer indefinitely." He tried to make his eyes blaze fiercely but they just wouldn't do it.
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Jun 4, 2004 23:40
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OMG steam tank cheese :mad: :mad: gg loser
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Jun 4, 2004 23:40
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I can't wait to buy the Tonka action-dozer that results from this.
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Jun 4, 2004 23:40
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quote:Kamakazi came out of the closet to say: Oh, so they took the sissy route out and called the real experts. Ok, this'll be solved in a couple of rocket launches then. How anticlimatic.
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Jun 4, 2004 23:40
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quote:ucka came out of the closet to say: If I was going to commission a huge hollywood movie about this guy's horrendous path of destruction and the formerly laughable robotic engineer who takes him down in the end, I would want it to have the dramatic scale of Independence Day and I would name it "12.5 Hours" ----------------
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Jun 4, 2004 23:40
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I was thinking this would be great if when they finally kill his bulldozer, he gets out and is attired in the same fashion as the nutbar at the start of Lethal Weapon 4. But I was beaten apparantly.
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Jun 4, 2004 23:41
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quote:LLJKSoviet came out of the closet to say: The SWAT team wouldn't have something like this? Or be able to requisition one from a gun store?
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Jun 4, 2004 23:41
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My roommate and I are watching this on TV. I guess he got stuck in a hardware store? They keep talking about how this is so well-thought out, but the guy just welded some metal to a Caterpiller. YES, THIS IS VERY WELL-THOUGHT OUT INDEED. edit: Veen - it's a very small town, but apparently the Jefferson county Swat team has been called in.
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Jun 4, 2004 23:41
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quote:Veen came out of the closet to say: Clearly they should engage the bulldozer in hand-to-hand combat :rolleyes:
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Jun 4, 2004 23:41
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even the SWAT team can't stop him with armor piercing bullets, hahaha!
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Jun 4, 2004 23:41
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hay guys does this remind anyone of blast corps for the n64? (it's funny because in blast corps you had a bulldozer and you bulldozed)
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Jun 4, 2004 23:41
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quote:Veen came out of the closet to say: edit: A BULLDOZER
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Jun 4, 2004 23:41
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God I'm laughing so loving hard at the mental image of this guy running around in an armor plated bulldozer just leisurely destroying a whole town while police shoot at his super-vehicle. Sounds like something out of a really crazy videogame. I like the cut of his jib.
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Jun 4, 2004 23:42
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quote:Fillerbunny came out of the closet to say: EDIT: The entire county police department is taking on the bulldozer!!
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Jun 4, 2004 23:42
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quote:Creamy Banana came out of the closet to say: You DO have a point, good sir. It's been awhile since RPGs have been used to bring down a maniac. I retract my statement about it being anticlimatic.
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Jun 4, 2004 23:42
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I bet that will teach them.
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Jun 4, 2004 23:42
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quote:V-Men came out of the closet to say: Ba-zing! This makes me think of the musical episode of Rocko's Modern Life. Lord I miss that show.
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Jun 4, 2004 23:42
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quote:goferchan came out of the closet to say: hay maybe you should read the thread
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Jun 4, 2004 23:42
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quote:Fillerbunny came out of the closet to say:
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Jun 4, 2004 23:43
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quote:Veen came out of the closet to say: I'm not too surprised since the sissy police in Granby are apparently too afraid to bust out the home-made pipe bombs and police-issue .50BMG sniper rifles.
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drat it, when is this gonna make cnn.com?
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