LATE BREAKING NEWS: Psycho in Colorado demolishes town with bulldozer

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deebo: Jan 21, 2004

Nice video.

Morbo demands more tributes

# ? Jun 9, 2004 14:06

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# ? May 15, 2024 01:30

NextWish: Sep 19, 2002

http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/Killdozer/insidekilldozer.wmv

# ? Jun 9, 2004 14:13

Light-Jedi: Feb 14, 2003; Mew ^_^

Nice Archive Nexty.

Marv is an inspiration for all

# ? Jun 9, 2004 14:22

RichLather: Mar 5, 2003; Just your average Civil War reenacting, video editing, anime watching, badfilm loving goon.

Nice one, NextWish. I got some of that video, as my tribute showed, but not all of it. Obviously Channel 9 didn't feed all of what they had to CBS.

It boggles my mind he was able to use three monitors for his primary source of vision. I'm really surprised the cameras didn't get thrashed during the rampage. Perhaps at the end they did, and he just chose to line up on one last building and keep chugging forward until the engine seized.

"Everyone has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege." --Josef Stalin

# ? Jun 9, 2004 14:33

Piglips: Oct 9, 2003

If only near the end he popped out in a knight's armour and brandishing a sword. :(

# ? Jun 9, 2004 15:43

Mr-Spain: Aug 27, 2003; Bullshit... you can be mine.

quote:

NextWish came out of the closet to say:
http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/Killdozer/insidekilldozer.wmv

holy gently caress is that cool. I'm sure it's been asked, but he didn't shoot anyone, did he?

# ? Jun 9, 2004 15:49

MonkeyHate: Oct 11, 2002; Dance, monkey, dance!; Taco Defender

Woah, just found out my GF's dad used to go snowmobiling with Marv up until a year ago.

I'm loving the spawn of a Marvfriend!

# ? Jun 9, 2004 16:06

xdrquinnx: May 5, 2002

quote:

MonkeyHate came out of the closet to say:
Woah, just found out my GF's dad used to go snowmobiling with Marv up until a year ago.

I'm loving the spawn of a Marvfriend!

Two words: Armored Snowmobile.

I think you know what you have to do.

# ? Jun 9, 2004 16:10

RichLather: Mar 5, 2003; Just your average Civil War reenacting, video editing, anime watching, badfilm loving goon.

Rich Lather's Killdozer Tribute

50MB, MPEG-1. Reposting the torrent tracker for the dayside crew. I'll leave it seeded until about 9pm EST.

"Everyone has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege." --Josef Stalin

# ? Jun 9, 2004 18:31

TheBigBad: Feb 28, 2004; Madness is rare in individuals, but in groups, parties, nations and ages it is the rule.

quote:

MonkeyHate came out of the closet to say:
Woah, just found out my GF's dad used to go snowmobiling with Marv up until a year ago.

I'm loving the spawn of a Marvfriend!

Get a loving picture of Marv so we can vector and imortalize him.

# ? Jun 9, 2004 18:34

ZetsurinPower: Dec 14, 2003; I looooove leftovers!

quote:

NextWish came out of the closet to say:
http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/Killdozer/insidekilldozer.wmv

This just gets better and better. This guy really was awesome.

EDIT: can somebody post a direct link to Rich Lather's tribute video? Some of us dont have access to bit torrent.

TheClaw posted:

I would so use this for parties if it ran on linux. I even have a touchscreen doing nothing right now that would be awesome for it.

Any chance of a port?

ZetsurinPower fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Jun 9, 2004

# ? Jun 9, 2004 18:39

isnoop: Jan 9, 2001; I used to be an admin,
but then I took an arrow
to the knee.

quote:

NextWish came out of the closet to say:
Mirrored:

code:
-rw-r--r-- 1 65534 nobody 24971 Jun 7 23:24 0605dozerg.gif -rw-r--r-- 1 65534 nobody 38962 Jun 7 23:32 GoodTimes.jpg -rw-r--r-- 1 65534 nobody 15056896 Jun 7 23:24 KillDozer.avi -rw-r--r-- 1 65534 nobody 24473966 Jun 7 23:24 Killdozer.wmv -rw-r--r-- 1 65534 nobody 2206886 Jun 7 23:24 Killdozer_Tribute.WMV -rw-r--r-- 1 65534 nobody 2736882 Jun 7 23:24 Marv.wmv -rw-r--r-- 1 65534 nobody 3780898 Jun 7 23:24 dozertribute.wmv -rw-r--r-- 1 65534 nobody 6119534 Jun 7 23:32 killdozer-SwampFancy.WMV -rw-r--r-- 1 65534 nobody 186614 Jun 7 23:32 killdozercopy.jpg -rw-r--r-- 1 65534 nobody 66920 Jun 7 23:32 killdozermotivational.jpg -rw-r--r-- 1 65534 nobody 101805 Jun 7 23:32 killdozerneveroforget.jpg
http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/Killdozer

If there's anything missing, send me a PM.

Mirror mirrored:
http://isnoop.net/av/killdozer/

# ? Jun 9, 2004 20:57

Mr-Spain: Aug 27, 2003; Bullshit... you can be mine.

I hope the put it on ebay.

# ? Jun 9, 2004 21:03

ComputerRestart: May 9, 2004; by Lowtax

quote:

RichLather came out of the closet to say:
I knew the choice of music would get you all!

I'll be seeding throughout the night and up till about noon--if the seeding could continue without me after that for a few hours, I'd be grateful.

Totally awesome :killdozer: tribute!!!

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# ? Jun 9, 2004 21:18

ComputerRestart: May 9, 2004; by Lowtax

quote:

NextWish came out of the closet to say:
Mirrored:
http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/Killdozer

If there's anything missing, send me a PM.

You forgot killdozer_wallpaper.jpg

I think it's around the 18th page or so. Pretty nifty, I actually use it as wallpaper! NEVER FORGET

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# ? Jun 9, 2004 21:34

RichLather: Mar 5, 2003; Just your average Civil War reenacting, video editing, anime watching, badfilm loving goon.

Should I make a smaller WMV or XviD copy of my tribute for inclusion in the mirrors, or is everyone okay with the MPEG-1?

"Everyone has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege." --Josef Stalin

# ? Jun 9, 2004 21:46

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

quote:

RichLather came out of the closet to say:
Should I make a smaller WMV or XviD copy of my tribute for inclusion in the mirrors, or is everyone okay with the MPEG-1?

I'd love a direct link to a wmv version.

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# ? Jun 9, 2004 22:42

hayduke.: Sep 5, 2003; forums roboflorist.

quote:

RichLather came out of the closet to say:
Rich Lather's Killdozer Tribute

50MB, MPEG-1. Reposting the torrent tracker for the dayside crew. I'll leave it seeded until about 9pm EST.

Holyhell that was the fastest torrent I have ever witnessed. 260-270kb/ps down despite my being on 3 other torrents.

Great editing work and you had alot of footage that I hadn't seen yet.
Thanks.

This is added to my shrine folder for Marv.

# ? Jun 9, 2004 23:01

ComputerRestart: May 9, 2004; by Lowtax

Yes, I was quite amazed at the speed of the torrent too. Could it have been Marv looking down upon us, blessing us with his angelic technical skill?

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# ? Jun 10, 2004 02:38

RichLather: Mar 5, 2003; Just your average Civil War reenacting, video editing, anime watching, badfilm loving goon.

Maybe. My homebuilt computer is in an Antec SOHO server case... maybe he gazed down upon its slate grey heavy steel construction and smiled.

"Everyone has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege." --Josef Stalin

# ? Jun 10, 2004 04:48

ZetsurinPower: Dec 14, 2003; I looooove leftovers!

Is anyone having problems with the videos? They are only playing the first 5 seconds or so, then the video freezes but the sound continues.

TheClaw posted:

I would so use this for parties if it ran on linux. I even have a touchscreen doing nothing right now that would be awesome for it.

Any chance of a port?

# ? Jun 10, 2004 06:15

RichLather: Mar 5, 2003; Just your average Civil War reenacting, video editing, anime watching, badfilm loving goon.

Maybe check your codecs? DefilerPak perhaps?

"Everyone has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege." --Josef Stalin

# ? Jun 10, 2004 06:29

DiverTwig: Jul 23, 2003; I ignore all NWS Tags, my Boss's like porn

Holy gently caress that was in credibly fast. There was one seed that i want to say thank you to, i was getting 800+ from... so... thank you.

# ? Jun 10, 2004 09:23

xdrquinnx: May 5, 2002

quote:

RichLather came out of the closet to say:
Maybe check your codecs? DefilerPak perhaps?

Worked fine for me too. Voted DefilerPak.

# ? Jun 10, 2004 09:29

Atom1klad: Dec 17, 2002

Colorado goon representin'. I haven't been up to Granby, but Killdozer is locked away in a Jeffco impound yard away from prying eyes and fans. The Rocky Mountain News and Denver Post have thorough news on the aftermath, and "rampage" seems to be the buzzword :) I've read only one columist piece along the lines of "he went to far, but.." I can't wait for the fan/hate mail to show up in the opinion section :)

# ? Jun 10, 2004 09:51

Kamakazi: May 7, 2002

quote:

ZetsurinPower came out of the closet to say:
Is anyone having problems with the videos? They are only playing the first 5 seconds or so, then the video freezes but the sound continues.

Yeah, sounds like a codec problem. Have you tried running it in DivxPlayer? That always seems to fix that problem for me.

# ? Jun 10, 2004 10:04

ComputerRestart: May 9, 2004; by Lowtax

All of you Colorado goons, please keep Updating! My :killdozer: archive must continue to grow!! GROW I SAY, GROW!!!!!!

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# ? Jun 10, 2004 21:18

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

We must all go to Granby and free the Killdozer!

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# ? Jun 11, 2004 06:32

shoplifter: May 23, 2001; bored before I even began

quote:

hayduke. came out of the closet to say:
Holyhell that was the fastest torrent I have ever witnessed. 260-270kb/ps down despite my being on 3 other torrents.

You weren't kidding. 300+Kb/s. Praise be to Marv.

# ? Jun 11, 2004 12:44

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

quote:

shoplifter came out of the closet to say:

You weren't kidding. 300+Kb/s. Praise be to Marv.

I just get "You don't have permission to download this file." :confused:

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# ? Jun 11, 2004 13:15

radioactivelego: Jun 1, 2004; only in the CPT

Okay guys KD.US is looking to be up by tomorrow at around noon. I am strapped for bandwith as it already is. I need to know what mirror is ready for an rear end beating of bandwith usage.

# ? Jun 12, 2004 05:13

Argento: Feb 19, 2004; Ladies, I'm back; Lipstick Apathy

killer bulldozer? more like killdozer, am i rite? :q:

Argento fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Jun 13, 2004

# ? Jun 12, 2004 05:15

Zogo: Jul 29, 2003

quote:

Maldoror came out of the closet to say:

I just get "You don't have permission to download this file." :confused:

that means you have a firewall that's blocking referrers..need to give permission in the program to make contact with the tracker..or disable it temporarily.

# ? Jun 12, 2004 05:27

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

quote:

Zogo came out of the closet to say:

that means you have a firewall that's blocking referrers..need to give permission in the program to make contact with the tracker..or disable it temporarily.

oops, it was "forumsnew" in the referrer :p

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# ? Jun 12, 2004 14:22

Elotana: Dec 12, 2003; and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account

They released the notes he left behind.

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/US/Central/06/09/bulldozer.rampage.ap/

quote:

Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.

:patriot::killdozer::patriot:

# ? Jun 12, 2004 21:14

Shii: Feb 18, 2004; by elpintogrande

quote:

Elotana came out of the closet to say:
They released the notes he left behind.

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/US/Central/06/09/bulldozer.rampage.ap/

:patriot::killdozer::patriot:

There was a thread for that

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1084038

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# ? Jun 12, 2004 22:29

JohnnyCanuck: May 28, 2004; Strong And/Or Free

Now rest ye children of Granby
Let nothing you dismay
Remember Marv our saviour
Killdozed upon this day

To save us all from Greed and Graft
Corruption will not win this day

Oh, justice will smash right through this zone
Right through this zone
Oh, Justice will smash right through this zone.

Not the best filk in the world, but it'll do for a candlelight vigil.

Smash on, Marvin Heemeyer. Smash on.

# ? Jun 15, 2004 04:57

Cougar337: May 20, 2002

I have some pictures to post. Was on my way to a car show in Steamboat Springs and Grandby just happened to be on the way.

Most of the town is cleaned up and the buildings he hit were borded up but there were a few to be seen These are of the Library. It seems like the city left this building the way it was just for people to see the destruction. I didnt get any pics of the Cement Factory, but half of it was demolished.