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xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

My little tribute to bulldozer man and the "Lord of the Rings ON THE GO!" goldmine.

I present, the frodozer:

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xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

quote:

getfiscal came out of the closet to say:
ap says that there was a qu'ran in the cab with him

Ok, goons, you heard the man! We're all going to have to go out and buy Qu'rans ASAP!

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

At least he went out on top. That 6-star rating is no small accomplishment..

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xdrquinnx fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Jun 5, 2004

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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KillingPablo came out of the closet to say:


Not verified yet.

We must pray for Killdozer Man and his Killdozing family in this, their hour of need.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

Ok, so who's going to make the inevitable Killdozer smiley?

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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Vikingman came out of the closet to say:
As much as I hate the brady people, I dont think it was there fault. The police had no clue what this guy had. He could have had guns, a bomb, who knows. All they saw was that there was a madman in a bulldozer and he had to be taken down.

ANYONE could have a gun. Should the cops start shooting random people on the off-chance that they have a gun or a bomb?

Oh, wait, you're saying that just because this guy demolished a bunch of buildings with a armor-plated bulldozer, somehow the cops can just ASSUME he's dangerous. Well, my friend, THAT is racial profiling and it's not going to be tolerated.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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Yamon Etoch came out of the closet to say:


well dont back down just yet. we need to inform the press about the wonderful american hero weve made sweeping assumptions of him to be

Call in and tell them that the Granby city council was holding Killdozer's wife and daughter hostage.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

Killdozer Man needs a tribute song.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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essaywhutman came out of the closet to say:
poo poo...just got another one.


From: "Strain, Kristine M" <kmstrain@cbs.com> Add to Address Book
To: "'Johnny Nitro'" <biffcoindustries@yahoo.com>
Subject: RE: Marvin Hemyer photo
Date: Fri, 4 Jun 2004 20:33:08 -0400


Can you call the newsroom asap.... 303- 830- 6464.. Kristine




I am now trapped in a international web of intrigue. :(

More cops should be cool like you.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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WombatPredator came out of the closet to say:
One of us must call.

It's what the Killdozer man would want us to do.

Everyone should call their local news station and claim that there's an armored bulldozer destroying their town as well. It's a nationwide epidemic! The original killdozer was just a message to all of the killdozer sleeper cells.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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Tovarish came out of the closet to say:
If he killed someone I hope they shoot this idiot.

You're not wanted here.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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Chewblacca came out of the closet to say:
I want my own Killdozer, goddammit! It's time to start welding.

A chicken in every pot and a Killdozer in every garage.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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JohnnyCanuck came out of the closet to say:


THIS SUMMER...

City Council Pushed Too Far.

-Bulldozer Guy-

Push Comes To Shove 06/14/05

You forgot to start with "In a world.."

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

Someone needs to set up a Killdozer charity (or take Paypal donations on the killdozer.us site). Since he's dead :911:, you could donate the money to other angry small-business owners.. either to help their businesses or to build another killdozer.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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Scurvy came out of the closet to say:
When I went to bed last night, there was still some hope for Bulldozer Man being alive in there... this is a sad thing to wake up to :(

But if he had to die, don't you think he'd want to die inside the coolest machine ever built? He's gone to bulldozer heaven and we here on earth at a little poorer for losing him.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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Lucifer came out of the closet to say:
Someone find an email address or something so we can suggest a killdozer memorial park.

I suggest you email the Granby Chamber of Commerce (grcoc@rkymtnhi.com) with your idea. I've already emailed them to congratulate them on their county's finest moment.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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Kaiser Bill came out of the closet to say:


I bet they will, but if the townspeople of granby had any brains at all they'd put it in a museum and attract tourism. It's not like they have anything else to offer.

Well, I was planning to go tour their town hall and their fine cement factory.. but that's out of the question now.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

For the next time you're feeling down..

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xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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Smoking Kills came out of the closet to say:
Not sure if this is addressed but if someone makes a good looking Killdozer tshirt I'd buy it along with probably a lot of other goons.

My proposal..

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xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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Angry Communist came out of the closet to say:
This smilie is way too hard to see.

Good dozer but not enough kill. It should be shaking or something.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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Spider Jerusalem came out of the closet to say:
It needs to have a date and a time. Maybe something like this:

6/4/04
Granby Colorado
KILLDOZER

As per your suggestion..

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xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

Wait, I've got one more idea! You can't argue with the classics..

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xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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radioactivelego came out of the closet to say:
Alright, it's obvious that we need to get some actual insighters or CO goonies to go down there and get a status report. If anyone lives near that area I think SA would highly appreciate you to grab your camera and drive to Gransby.

Pictures of goons standing in front of the demolished buildings and giving a big thumbs-up would be nice!

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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MechaGoofus came out of the closet to say:
...

I like that one. Could you make it wider so the entire killdozer is in the frame at once?

Also, I did a lovely job of animating chav's:

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xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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TheCatalyst came out of the closet to say:


I think it should knock down the brick wall from :bang: ala :tbear:.

Just a modified version of mechagoofus's original.. now with more wideness!

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xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

edit: ^^^ nice work

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Bonk came out of the closet to say:
Fix that little frame jump on the back of the Killdozer right after it knocks the wall down, and we've got ourselves a winner.

Yeah, I saw that.. I don't know why it's doing it, though. There's no jump in the original file, but when it renders as a GIF, it's there. Here's the original file.. maybe someone else can figure it out :confused:

http://www.flatearthjihad.com/sa/killdozersmilie.psd

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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Hoggish Greedly came out of the closet to say:


is anyone considering making this tshirt? I would definately buy one.

I would, but I'm in the UK, so it's not really practical. If someone else wants to make it, I'll make a better quality version of that image..

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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JohnnyCanuck came out of the closet to say:


You crazy? We have twice the amount of bulldozers per capita than you have! We just don't use them!

And that's exactly why no one respects you.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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Crusader came out of the closet to say:
More details on the death machine:

That's awesome. Mounting big machineguns so he could destroy targets that were out of reach of the killdozer.. that guy thought of everything.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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CliffyB came out of the closet to say:
Hey check out the spam I just got.

[enormous loving image]

Wow. That's table-breakingly delicious!

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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RichLather came out of the closet to say:


Torrenting at work is verboten. I can't install the torrent software without admin privileges.

Sounds like you need to killdoze your computer's security settings, my friend.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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MonkeyHate came out of the closet to say:
Woah, just found out my GF's dad used to go snowmobiling with Marv up until a year ago.

I'm loving the spawn of a Marvfriend!

Two words: Armored Snowmobile.

I think you know what you have to do.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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RichLather came out of the closet to say:
Maybe check your codecs? DefilerPak perhaps?

Worked fine for me too. Voted DefilerPak.

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xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002

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Vilas Kraut came out of the closet to say:
He sure showed that library!

It shouldn't have gotten in his way!