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My little tribute to bulldozer man and the "Lord of the Rings ON THE GO!" goldmine. I present, the frodozer:
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:01 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 02:07 |
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quote:getfiscal came out of the closet to say: Ok, goons, you heard the man! We're all going to have to go out and buy Qu'rans ASAP!
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:07 |
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At least he went out on top. That 6-star rating is no small accomplishment..
xdrquinnx fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Jun 5, 2004 |
# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:19 |
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quote:KillingPablo came out of the closet to say: We must pray for Killdozer Man and his Killdozing family in this, their hour of need.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:25 |
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Ok, so who's going to make the inevitable Killdozer smiley?
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:32 |
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quote:Vikingman came out of the closet to say: ANYONE could have a gun. Should the cops start shooting random people on the off-chance that they have a gun or a bomb? Oh, wait, you're saying that just because this guy demolished a bunch of buildings with a armor-plated bulldozer, somehow the cops can just ASSUME he's dangerous. Well, my friend, THAT is racial profiling and it's not going to be tolerated.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:35 |
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quote:Yamon Etoch came out of the closet to say: Call in and tell them that the Granby city council was holding Killdozer's wife and daughter hostage.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:44 |
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Killdozer Man needs a tribute song.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:52 |
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quote:essaywhutman came out of the closet to say: More cops should be cool like you.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:57 |
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quote:WombatPredator came out of the closet to say: Everyone should call their local news station and claim that there's an armored bulldozer destroying their town as well. It's a nationwide epidemic! The original killdozer was just a message to all of the killdozer sleeper cells.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:59 |
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quote:Tovarish came out of the closet to say: You're not wanted here.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 02:08 |
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quote:Chewblacca came out of the closet to say: A chicken in every pot and a Killdozer in every garage.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 02:18 |
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quote:JohnnyCanuck came out of the closet to say: You forgot to start with "In a world.."
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 03:06 |
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Someone needs to set up a Killdozer charity (or take Paypal donations on the killdozer.us site). Since he's dead :911:, you could donate the money to other angry small-business owners.. either to help their businesses or to build another killdozer.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 14:11 |
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quote:Scurvy came out of the closet to say: But if he had to die, don't you think he'd want to die inside the coolest machine ever built? He's gone to bulldozer heaven and we here on earth at a little poorer for losing him.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 15:00 |
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quote:Lucifer came out of the closet to say: I suggest you email the Granby Chamber of Commerce (grcoc@rkymtnhi.com) with your idea. I've already emailed them to congratulate them on their county's finest moment.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 15:52 |
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quote:Kaiser Bill came out of the closet to say: Well, I was planning to go tour their town hall and their fine cement factory.. but that's out of the question now.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 15:58 |
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For the next time you're feeling down..
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 17:58 |
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quote:Smoking Kills came out of the closet to say: My proposal..
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 19:13 |
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quote:Angry Communist came out of the closet to say: Good dozer but not enough kill. It should be shaking or something.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 19:14 |
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quote:Spider Jerusalem came out of the closet to say: As per your suggestion..
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 19:27 |
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Wait, I've got one more idea! You can't argue with the classics..
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 19:32 |
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quote:radioactivelego came out of the closet to say: Pictures of goons standing in front of the demolished buildings and giving a big thumbs-up would be nice!
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 20:09 |
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quote:MechaGoofus came out of the closet to say: I like that one. Could you make it wider so the entire killdozer is in the frame at once? Also, I did a lovely job of animating chav's:
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 21:29 |
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quote:TheCatalyst came out of the closet to say: Just a modified version of mechagoofus's original.. now with more wideness!
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 22:15 |
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edit: ^^^ nice workquote:Bonk came out of the closet to say: Yeah, I saw that.. I don't know why it's doing it, though. There's no jump in the original file, but when it renders as a GIF, it's there. Here's the original file.. maybe someone else can figure it out :confused: http://www.flatearthjihad.com/sa/killdozersmilie.psd
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 23:31 |
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quote:Hoggish Greedly came out of the closet to say: I would, but I'm in the UK, so it's not really practical. If someone else wants to make it, I'll make a better quality version of that image..
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2004 01:34 |
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quote:JohnnyCanuck came out of the closet to say: And that's exactly why no one respects you.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2004 15:24 |
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quote:Crusader came out of the closet to say: That's awesome. Mounting big machineguns so he could destroy targets that were out of reach of the killdozer.. that guy thought of everything.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2004 01:33 |
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quote:CliffyB came out of the closet to say: Wow. That's table-breakingly delicious!
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2004 19:03 |
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quote:RichLather came out of the closet to say: Sounds like you need to killdoze your computer's security settings, my friend.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2004 00:00 |
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quote:MonkeyHate came out of the closet to say: Two words: Armored Snowmobile. I think you know what you have to do.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2004 16:10 |
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quote:RichLather came out of the closet to say: Worked fine for me too. Voted DefilerPak.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2004 09:29 |
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quote:Vilas Kraut came out of the closet to say: It shouldn't have gotten in his way!
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2004 18:12 |