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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > LATE BREAKING NEWS: Psycho in Colorado demolishes town with bulldozer
Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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This is awesome.

Takes some balls too.



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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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quote:

LLJKSoviet came out of the closet to say:


We need to organize some sort of refueling campaign in which we continuously refuel the bulldozer from the air so this brave man can fulfill his destiny and demolish all of Colorado.

I'll go warm up Airwolf.



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* # ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:28
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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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there's video now on the original news link

edit : drat looks just like eyewitness bullshit instead of video of the beast



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* # ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:53
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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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news report says he's trapped

edit : further in says he's taking off again WOOOO



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* # ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:57
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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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quote:

Intel&Sebastian came out of the closet to say:
I've got 5 bucks riding on the chance that the man they pull from the killdozer is actually just an elaborate android dummy and once they realize it the dozer transforms into a bi-pedal mechanized destructo-con

Edit: That picture is awesome.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD PRAYING FOR GUNDAM PRAYING FOR GUNDAM



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* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:07
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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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RichLather came out of the closet to say:
How much you wanna bet the guy's commited suicide in there?

If he hasn't rigged the whole thing to blow with plastique, I'm going to be pissed.



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* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:11
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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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so how long till this gets on Cops?



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* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:15
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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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quote:

WombatPredator came out of the closet to say:
Why did they kill the killdozer man?

Apparently many sources were quoted as saying he was armed and firing at authorities. Although the claims were never substantiated, it was enough to warrant the pigs to protect themselves.

edit : \/\/\/ no idea, actually



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* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:23
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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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quote:

vanbags came out of the closet to say:

drat those "pigs," trying to protect themselves and all.

Untangle your panties, it's a joke.



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* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:27
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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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quote:

jscolon2.0 came out of the closet to say:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulldozer

God, I hope this lasts.


:laffo:

awesome



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* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 03:14
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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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quote:

abstraxion came out of the closet to say:
He's also fired shots at police.

This was never substantiated. Also, witnesses were quoted as saying that it looked like he went out of his way not to hurt anyone.

Looks like maybe you should read the thread before you embarrass yourself further.



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* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 04:53
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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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quote:

MechaGoofus came out of the closet to say:
Actually, it's me, because I just poo poo my pants.

Ohhh, that's what that was...



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* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 04:58
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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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Saint came out of the closet to say:
Heh. I'd be more concerned about his gas tank. It's gotta run out sometime...

Doesn't matter now. He's been stopped for a while.



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* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 05:00
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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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quote:

Doccers came out of the closet to say:
Channel 4 just showed video, they tried twice to "blow up" the bulldozer (?) but weren't able to penetrate the armor.

YAY GO KILLDOZER



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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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caldrax came out of the closet to say:
imagine if this turned out to be some kind of Metroid type thing where they open it up and it's actually a woman inside?

I'd marry her.



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* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 05:26
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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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quote:

Marvin Heemyer came out of the closet to say:
Hay guys, does anyone know how to fix a radiator. Im in a bit of a rush. kthxbye.

BAHAHAHA I just collapsed in laughter.

gg



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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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Doccers came out of the closet to say:
Update: The first two blasts failed because they're trying to use the minimum force possible to just pop the welds, not to destroy or damage the killdozer. They're afraid of using too large a charge, so they're trying to find a new point of attack to get into it without hurting our beloved hero.

That's actually good to hear. I'd like to see him walk out of there in one piece.



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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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quote:

velocityJE came out of the closet to say:
oh so your e-penis is bigger than his

well i'm impressed

seriously though, let's all just drop the loving drama already
i took part in it earlier myself and it got old real quick



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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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Misterphisty came out of the closet to say:
Holy poo poo! I work at a caterpillar warehouse. I'll be the one shipping out a new radiator for that thing on monday.

I smell an opportunity for KILLDOZER 2.0



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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

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quote:

MMAgCh came out of the closet to say:
This is true

I take exception to it being shown actually killing a human. Part of the charm of the story was how this man expressed his frustration without physically hurting anyone.



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