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At this moment some guy up in Granby, CO is demolishing the town with an armor plated bulldozer. So far he has taken down the city hall, Excel Energy plant and a newspaper printing office. Police are shooting at him, trying to stop the bulldozer, but so far the armor plating is stopping their efforts. Link: http://www.9news.com/acm_news.aspx?...47-c589c01ca7bf
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:18 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:15 |
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Witnesses are saying that he is driving a Catepillar D9R bulldozer and with a full tank of gas should be able to keep going for another few hours.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:34 |
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Sounds like he is currently stuck in a hardware store. Sounds like SWAT has surrounded him. EDIT: Sounds like he did this because they built a concrete plant next door to him and it pissed him off. He took out the plant first. :lol:
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:45 |
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THEY'RE SHOWING FOOTAGE! Colorado goons, tune into Channel 4 STAT!
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:50 |
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loving Wang keeps trying to defend the "land use" decision, as if he and the town council did something wrong. OMG, I SMELL CONSPIRACY!
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:25 |
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quote:Jhonas came out of the closet to say: Goonmeet?
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:54 |
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Guy confirmed as Marvin Hemyer/Nemyer EDIT: poo poo, they think he is dead.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:57 |
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quote:Yodal came out of the closet to say: Not verified yet.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:23 |
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quote:Doccers came out of the closet to say: Silly Doccers, channel 4 is obviously superior to your channel 9.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:33 |
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I would like to take this oppurtunity to apologize for the thread title; I was obviously in error to call this brave, brave man a psycho. My thoughts and prayers are with you Marvin: a real American hero.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:39 |
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quote:essaywhutman came out of the closet to say: Send it to channel 4, since they're still reporting. True, true... \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:51 |
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quote:essaywhutman came out of the closet to say: PLEASE PLEASE CALL THEM! I need to see Cliff's face on local television.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:56 |
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quote:Stick_Fig came out of the closet to say: Considering this is channel 9, probably.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 02:06 |
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quote:grom4000 came out of the closet to say: You know, after watching the coverage, I thought that it looked as if he hand enclosed himself. Does this mean he plans to commit suicide, or was planning to die by outside (polices, accidental) forces?
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 03:56 |
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GOOD NEWS! For all those concerned, it is CONFIRMED that killdozer man is alive and "negotiating" with police.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 04:04 |
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As for the explosion, it is coming from Fox 31. News is pending as to if our savior yet lives.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 04:50 |
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quote:abstraxion came out of the closet to say: Are you even a CO goon, watching the news? Eyewitnesses have said they "thought" shots were fired, but the police have not commented on it. That means THEY didn't believe that shots were fired. No one has reported to have been hurt. No bombs have gone off. Coming from someone who has been watching the coverage since 3 o'clock, this man intended to hurt no one. Only make a statement.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 04:59 |
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The first two attempts to use explosives to open the armor plating have failed.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 05:11 |
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quote:Doccers came out of the closet to say: And one of them (Lopez) looks like a young Yablonski.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 05:21 |
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quote:Tokaii came out of the closet to say: I know your reg date speaks for itself but... gently caress off. EDIT: I will be more than happy to pay the taxes, so long as I get the chance to visit him in prison (so we can plan his breakout of course).
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 05:28 |
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quote:Hammer came out of the closet to say: Alright.... obviously he hasn't been around long enough to learn what it means to be a goon. Clear enough? (And in case that isn't clear enough, then you can gently caress off as well. All hail killdozer and killdozer man!)
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 05:33 |
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quote:Tokaii came out of the closet to say: Jesus Christ you are an idiot.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 05:42 |
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quote:velocityJE came out of the closet to say: Are you quite finished? Alright. And as for the home in question, it was the former home of the former Mayor. The home in question is now owned by Excel Energy.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 05:49 |
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quote:Malek came out of the closet to say: Gods need not blankets for cold.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 06:34 |
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Jesus. Just woke up and behold, he has shot himself. Godamn.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 16:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:15 |
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I feel bad for killdozer man. Since I first posted this he has gone from loon, to internet god to the next fiestacat.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2004 19:30 |