LATE BREAKING NEWS: Psycho in Colorado demolishes town with bulldozer

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Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

awesome

# ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:18

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:50

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

Just thinking about the cops pinging away at the bulldozer with their pistols to no avail makes me smile.

"JUST A FEW MORE, WE ALMOST GOT IT"

# ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:22

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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Ebjan came out of the closet to say:

He won�t be caught, they�ll shot him in the head like the tank guy

I wouldn't be surprised if the guy is packing kevlar and an AK-47 with armor piercing rounds.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:24

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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S.Liberace came out of the closet to say:

I pray to god that he levels the whole town then begins to menace other towns and that they have to construct another tank/bulldozer to take him down a la battlebots.

We need to organize some sort of refueling campaign in which we continuously refuel the bulldozer from the air so this brave man can fulfill his destiny and demolish all of Colorado.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:27

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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Many police were responding to the situation, including the Jefferson County SWAT team.

i hope they have awps lol

He hasn't crossed the line until he bulldozes a school or a church, though.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:35

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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Veen came out of the closet to say:
Also, it's a loving homemade armor system. Break out the loving .50BMG sniper rifle and cap him. I'm sure a bit of sheet metal won't stop an armor piercing .50BMG round, but why they haven't fired on him is beyond me.

Since when are police issued .50BMG sniper rifles?

# ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:39

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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Veen came out of the closet to say:

Oh, so they took the sissy route out and called the real experts. Ok, this'll be solved in a couple of rocket launches then. How anticlimatic.

Clearly they should engage the bulldozer in hand-to-hand combat :rolleyes:

# ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:41

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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goferchan came out of the closet to say:
hay guys does this remind anyone of blast corps for the n64? (it's funny because in blast corps you had a bulldozer and you bulldozed)

hay maybe you should read the thread

# ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:42

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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Fallom came out of the closet to say:

He was joking.

poo poo my sarcasm detector is broken

Awaiting pics of riced-out bulldozer.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:47

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

The rebuilt library should be named after him :911:

# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:07

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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Captain1Million came out of the closet to say:

He is just like the guy from Falling Down, except he has his priorities straight, and owns a muffler shop.

Next stop: the local Walmart.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:15

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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Tombstone came out of the closet to say:
So, how long can you run a bulldozer without refuleing?

Forever, it's powered by the spirits of Harris and Klebold.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:21

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

God damnit, it can't end now. :cry:

# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:22

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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Vilas Kraut came out of the closet to say:
'nother pic

Holy poo poo I want one.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:35

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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Junk came out of the closet to say:
Posting again out of urgency, did he break loose from underneath that giant metal sheet thingie, or did they finally nab him?

I think they're still trying to get through the plating.

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Doccers came out of the closet to say:
now channel 9 is saying the guy was killed by SWAT members.

:911:

# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:58

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

God bless this brave and true American, he will live forever within our hearts.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:03

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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getfiscal came out of the closet to say:
ap says that there was a qu'ran in the cab with him

before all you dittoheads start patting eachother on the back, there is NOTHING in the loving qu'ran that says "bulldoze america" or some poo poo. the last thing we need is to turn this into another excuse to clamp down on our rights. how would profiling find this guy?

Did anyone in this thread even mention that the guy could be Muslim?

# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:05

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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Doccers came out of the closet to say:
I think it was called a "Joke", soviet...

I don't think you have ever seen any of getfiscal's other posts, buddy.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:07

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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BattleMaster came out of the closet to say:
There was an episode of Combat! where some American troops were pinned down in a construction site. They welded armour plating to a bulldozer to get past the Germans who were waiting for them. That was cool.

gently caress the Stryker, if the army starts production of Killdozers immediately we can conquer the entire Middle East in less than a decade.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:10

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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Beerbaron came out of the closet to say:
Someone elect this man to be the loving president.

BULLDOZING TERRORISM

# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 02:38

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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abstraxion came out of the closet to say:

The first part is true, you goddamn loving moron. Second part: It's not like he loving cleared out the buildlings before he destroyed them, for all he knew a bus full of nuns was in the library. He's also fired shots at police. Now shut the gently caress up, please, before you embarass yourself anymore.

If anyone here is being embarrassed it's you.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 04:55

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

I hope he remembered to pack lunch.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 05:14

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:50

Soviet: Jul 17, 2003; stick it in me

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eloH came out of the closet to say:
no, it doesn't.

dude its going to be the new :911: it stands for the american love of freedom and cheeseburgers

# ¿ Jun 5, 2004 20:57

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