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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > LATE BREAKING NEWS: Psycho in Colorado demolishes town with bulldozer
Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


I'm about to break!
Holy crap, this is awesome.

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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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Anyone else think of Blast Corps?

* # ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:20
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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quote:

Tombstone came out of the closet to say:
So, how long can you run a bulldozer without refuleing?

I'd say about an hour or two, considering the sheer mass of that thing

* # ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:26
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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Harper came out of the closet to say:
The cops need to shoot it when the air vent lifts up and flashes red, but only while wearing the special goggles found in the ruins of the old town hall.

But do they have the wizard key?

* # ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:31
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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Veen came out of the closet to say:
satchel

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* # ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:46
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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parthenocarpy came out of the closet to say:
More news. Looks like he hit a library too.

Check out the video posted above - the library was attached to the City Hall, so it was one of the first ones hit.

* # ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:48
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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Veen came out of the closet to say:
Yes. A satchel. Think a mix between a backpack and a duffel bag.

Like, the cartoon dog?

* # ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:50
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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danifestmestny came out of the closet to say:
Is this on CNN (MSNBC, Fox, etc.) yet? I wanna see. I WANT TO SEEEEEEE!!!

Negatory on CNBC, FOX, edit: and CNN.

* # ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:52
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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angerbotSD came out of the closet to say:
I just have this mental image of her shooting a derringer at this giant iron-plated juggernaut.

I don't know, those Civil War gatling guns were pretty strong.

* # ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:55
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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neap0litan came out of the closet to say:
I'm in Colorado watching the Channel Four coverage. A caller from Granby said the guy owned a local business, and he was upset that a concrete factory was built next door. He wrote to the newspaper, and complained to city hall, but nobody did anything. So now he's gone all Killdozer on the city.

Nobody has been killed yet, so that's good. The bulldozer looks super cool--almost like a huge train engine at first glance because of all the armor.

Amazing! The guy's got a Zodiac Vandetta!

* # ¿ Jun 4, 2004 23:57
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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Fallom came out of the closet to say:
Why all the drat praise? He demolished a loving town. While cool, it's not something people are given medals for.

God, are you even an American?

* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:10
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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I SAW IT ON CNN

* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:16
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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Real Rod Hull came out of the closet to say:

When you really think about it, life is one long clipping error.

I'm falling underneath the Earth!!

* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:20
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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:siren::siren::siren::siren: FOX NEWS NOW :siren::siren::siren::siren::siren:

:siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren:


VIDEO

* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:21
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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Manic Shampoo came out of the closet to say:
I hope he didn't committ suicide.

No, no, he had to have an escape pod.

He HAD to.

* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:27
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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slayer548 came out of the closet to say:
Everybody needs to calm down. This isn't a crime rampage, it's just the History Channel's angle on Pimp My Ride.

You shut the hell up and get out of this thread!

KILLDOZER 4 EVER

* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:29
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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Posting my own version of KD

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* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:42
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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It's finally appropriate to show this.
* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 00:47
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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danifestmestny came out of the closet to say:
http://wcco.com/topstories/topstories_story_156192349.htmlAnd its sped up so you can play Yakity Sax along with it. HIIIIlarious!

Wow, it IS

* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:02
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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xdrquinnx came out of the closet to say:


Ok, goons, you heard the man! We're all going to have to go out and buy Qu'rans ASAP!

Being a Christian, I'm SO impressed by Muslim Killdozer Man, that I'm turning terrist.

* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:10
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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Kade came out of the closet to say:
Oh shut up, you just can't grasp getfiscal's subtle satirical humor.

Look, shut the hell up with the drama in Killdozer's thread.

* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:12
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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Doccers came out of the closet to say:
I think he did armor it, and it just blew a hose when it got too hot.

Or because he ran the Killdozer into a lamp-post and some pine trees.

* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 01:17
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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MMAgCh came out of the closet to say:
Anyone got :10bux: x2? :D

I hate those gray boxes around smilies - here's my stab.

Edit: Damnit, pngs! :monocle:

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* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 19:09
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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This smilie is way too hard to see.

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* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 19:12
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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MMAgCh came out of the closet to say:
Unlike mine, yours is over the size limit :v:

It's the same size as :krakken:

* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 19:15
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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MMAgCh came out of the closet to say:
This is true

Make it a small building, and we have a deal.

* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 19:33
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=929

Add more!

* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 20:10
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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:k-doz:

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* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 20:55
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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TheBigBad came out of the closet to say:



THis one is the best... animate this one.

It's not accurate - the treads were covered on the back, and exposed in the front.

Plus, it had a backhoe type thing on the back.

* # ¿ Jun 5, 2004 23:23
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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TheBigBad came out of the closet to say:
They were uncovered completely. That will be corrected in 2.0 plus addition of a skidplate.

The back hoe thing is irrelevant.

I'm just being scrutinous for the good of Killdozer's legacy.

* # ¿ Jun 6, 2004 00:34
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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HPL came out of the closet to say:
This is turning into fiestadozer.

Okay, who's the first to do it? :(

* # ¿ Jun 6, 2004 04:54
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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


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Bob Sapp Please came out of the closet to say:
:killdozer:

KILLDOZER ARMY

:killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer:
:killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer:
:killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer:
:killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer:
:killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer::killdozer:

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Angry Communist
Oct 11, 2003


I'm about to break!
Looking at this incredibly big thread, and looking at how many goons ousted Marv Haters, I can easily say that I'm proud to be part of both this thread, and SA.

:love::killdozer::love:

* # ¿ Jun 7, 2004 21:11
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