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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
I've read the book several times and I must say this movie is high in the running for worst movie I have ever seen. Read the books, but don't quite remember it all? Confused that you don't recognize much besides the characters and general locales? That's because NONE of the dialogue or humor or even the poo poo that happens in the movie, save the Hitchhiker's Guide clips, maybe three lines of dialogue and the deal with the sperm whale, are truly from the book at all. All the funny dialogue and narration has been gutted and replaced with cheap laughs and poppy filth. It's like the book was given a witectomy and shat out with a twist of lemon. If Douglas Adams had actually written it like the movie, none of us would have read it. Because it's garbage.

The Hitchhiker's Guide clips, which are very well done, and the few (like 2) moments that escaped from the book unscathed are as a pinch of sugar on a giant steaming turd.

I had low expectations to begin with, but GOD drat. As Marvin said: "It's incredible, it's worse than I expected."

0.5/5

It only takes an hour longer to read the book, I suggest you do that. And stay far, far away from this film.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 fucked around with this message at 03:32 on May 11, 2005

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