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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I used to work on bikes. Now I just run them into things.

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

hot sauce posted:

I've experienced a few people try to close the gap when I lane split here. The "it's not fair, wait your turn!!" attitude is so lame.

I had someone swerve into me last year when I was splitting lanes in vegas because its 110 outside, the bikes fan took a poo poo, and I'm in two tons of gear. gently caress em.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

SquadronROE posted:

Christ. Is splitting legal where you are? Did they have to pay for injuries and stuff?

Its not legal here, but it is in CA. Most bikers still do it here anyway. I usually won't because of inattentive tourists etc.

they didn't hit me. but its times like that people lose car mirrors.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Boat posted:

Tourists in this case almost definitely means other Americans, as Las Vegas is a huge tourist destination due to the gambling and shows at the casinos & such.



This. Most of em are dumbass Americans that stare too hard at the flashy poo poo. I avoided getting rearended last night, and avoided plowing into someone that decided to pull into two lanes of oncoming traffic to STOP and wait for the other two lanes to clear. Dumb oval office got a lot of horns for that.

Its like frogger on a motorcycle.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Slavvy posted:

50/50 on whether she's sitting like that because she's never ridden a motorbike or because she actually rides around with her elbows locked like that.

I hate that it's the first thing I noticed but it drives me crazy.

You'd stroke out then if you noticed the average sportbiker here in the southwest.


E: I've considered making bumperstickers that says bend your arms! with a arrow pointed to an elbow.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

echomadman posted:

we were wearing 100% more gear than any of the locals. The amount of dumbfounded looks we got for having full face helmets on was pretty funny.



I've been passed by squidbikers looking at me like I fell off another planet for wearing a one piece suit on a dirt bike.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

MetaJew posted:

He probably means a sumo, or riding on the street.

My only gear is a set of Blue Power Ranger two piece leathers. On my KTM I got weird looks and thumbs up, but mostly I was completely ignored by minivans and corollas.

I've a sumo suit that I wore on the street. To hell with trying to kick a bike around in a racesuit on trails.



E: I spel gud

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Jan 8, 2015

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Wifeys 5'4". Its hilarious to see him sit on a dirtbike, or anything other than a slammed sportbike.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
He wants to get the new versys next.

this is going to be good.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I'm not short! :colbert:




RC390, should be coming to the US this year. I think I know what my next awful financial decision should be.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Its shockingly cheap for a ktm product. Maintenance intervals don't seem to be as awful as the mx bikes either which is rather nice.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I'm 5'11". I've yet to sit on something I couldn't flat foot. :v: Even 3/4 mile tall mx bikes.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Do they vibrate less than harleys?

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

BlackMK4 posted:

Welcome to how bikes behave at real pace :v:

Or if its a lovely bike, at any pace.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Cheaper than the fzr400 I ran for 3-4 years.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
maintenance on that fucker was a nightmare. I shovelled a yzf600 engine into that little loving frame.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe



Yep. Steel for life.


rode 200mi on that ratty piece of poo poo.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Oh man schadenfreude.


These are exxxxxxcellent.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe


Took my old fairings and made some wall art for the new apartment.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Nitramster posted:

If you didn't get a Kawi in the last 12 months gtfo. We're taking over


I bought a Kawi to fit in but I still get made fun of. :(

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Renaissance Robot posted:

Are those knee level pods under the nose secondary headlights? Cool if so, I've always thought it'd be neat to see whether wider spaced body-mounted headlights could work as a look for bikes.

Yeah they're optional driving lights.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

iwentdoodie posted:

Back off vultures I got first dibs.


Not if I penetrate first.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

iwentdoodie posted:

Even if you're in me I still win.

(Bet you wish you'd heard that before bitch! Oh yeah!)

Wait uh

Actually!! :eng101:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Slavvy posted:

That is an absolutely preposterous lean angle, it's even tilted the camera!

FULL TILT HAS BEEN REACHED.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Deeters posted:

I was pretty set on transferring to New Hampshire in a few years, but now you guys are making me realize I need to check out the other coast.

Come to the best coast. we have normal weather here.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Retarded Pimp posted:

I want to see this thing run.
http://imgur.com/jKa1wka

Oh god drat.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

captainOrbital posted:

Did he have his visor open? I guess he must have.

With shoes like that why would you need to have the visor closed?

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

SquadronROE posted:

Just ride a Blast. No one will steal that.

Or a KLR. :smuggo:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

BitcoinRockefeller posted:

What is that engine, some kind of 4 cylinder boxer?

Looks like an old rear end bmw R60.

Max rode a buell no?

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 02:00 on May 19, 2015

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Slavvy posted:

Diesel power is so in keeping with the spirit of the KLR that I'd look upon it much more favourably if that's what the road bike came with.

agreed.

http://www.dieselmotorcycles.com/technology.html

These fuckers retain some of the original parts.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I like the previous two gens of R1. I'm rather tempted to pick one up and convert it into a bastard dual sport/dirtbike.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Z3n posted:

I sort of want to re-do the headlight on my 1290, but for the love of loving god, the OEM one is so well designed I just can't bring myself to gently caress with it. It has 2 screws that you remove and the entire headlight folds down with neatly coiled wiring harness connectors, easy to replace lightbulb, etc, etc, etc, etc. I want to replace it with something totally absurd and ridiculous, but it's so well engineered I feel like I'd be making GBS threads on some poor KTM employee's life achievement if I hosed with it.


You should poke around my headlight next time we get together. OAK has contacted me a time or two requesting I not ride at night as I'm confusing the aircraft.


BlackMK4 posted:

That's the year of R1 that was sitting in my backyard. :v: Still haven't felt like sorting the carbs out.



hey bebe, I can carb and fab. wanna make a bastard with me? :kimchi:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Slavvy posted:

I think the point is that it's:

4. Familiar to any mechanic anywhere
tractor engine.


Just saying. The guy was actually brilliant, any TSCO (Tractor Supply Co) would have the parts to mend it, and any hillbilly can recognize what is what.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Nice big brake upgrade.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Slim Pickens posted:

Ktm motocross bikes usually don't have linkage, or at least they haven't for a while. Quite a few ducatis don't either. Does linkage help handling a ton?

Its done for packaging to get the shock lower/deeper into the chassis and or more wheel travel.

Baja trucks tend to use the setup a lot. Checkout Mezzanine/cantilever suspension.

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Jun 28, 2015

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

BlackMK4 posted:

Concussions loving suck.

after the third or fourth one they're not so bad.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

M42 posted:

Man, I should probably just watch a stuntfreaks video every morning instead of drinking a gallon of coffee.

Do both.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Holy poo poo you know its bad when the previous generation starts looking good.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Coydog posted:


My dual sport (klr250) only sounded like a boring tractor, even with its FMF can. Is that just klr being klr, or is there something else that gives sumos that glorious sharp BRATATATATATAT and hyper EEEEHHHHNNHEEEEEEHHHNNNNNGGG sounds? Is it the expansion chamber?


yeah, horsepower.

basically head and cams.

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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I've yet to see a rollback beat a camaro.

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