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Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

w1ntermute posted:

God drat, looks like the driver could do that with his eyes closed. Not to mention the car being GLUED to the road. (is this a 325i/e or an ix?)

M3.

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Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

Bear Report posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqsyxuGb_x0

I just uploaded this. Who doesn't love the Ferrari FXX?

It's a good thing he has fast hands to make up for his overly fast foot.

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

oxbrain posted:

http://oxbrain.org/videos/T1inLaSource-2.wmv

Yes, I'd agree that it pushes very well. :mmmhmm: :flashfap:

Information on the uber-van:

http://germancarscene.com/2006/10/20/500-bhp-1962-vw-bus/

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

Vitamin J posted:

Porsche Carerra Cup 1993, hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOxDbYsDAzI

That is one of my favorite videos (mostly for 964 content). I have a lead on a DVD of the entire 1993 Carrera Cup season, but the guy that has it has been too busy to convert it to divx and post it for download :argh:

It's crazy to think that all of those cars are now in private hands, and most are still being raced. There are three or four people that I can think of off the top of my head that race their Cup Cars almost every other weekend.

To contribute, this is a pretty cool in-car video of, if I had to guess, a not so stock RoW 964RS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w0FqC5vTVg

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.
An M5 sticking it to a bunch of Porsche Shitboxes on the Nurburgring :rolleye:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdyakO93Oag&NR

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

deviant. posted:

Wow, what a couple of douchenozzles. What the gently caress is this "BMV" poo poo?

The German pronunciation for BMW is Bay-Em-Vay, the only English speaking people that pronounce it this way are pretentious faggots.

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

Space Gopher posted:

I wonder if that's the Ring Taxi or something. The driver sounds sort of like a tour guide humoring stupid assholes - and the cameraman/narrator definitely qualifies for that in spades. Plus, the "BMV" thing screams "tourist" - it's pretty obvious that he doesn't speak German well if at all, and is trying to fake it.

Did they have M5 ring taxis back in 1996?

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

Chupa posted:

Oh man that incredibly huge doriftu at the end... :fap:

If you like to see Tiff power sliding then this is a must see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7JQvCEOHXo

There are other videos for FWD and AWD, but the RWD one is the best.

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.
One of the best Automotive series ever: Victory by Design

Porsche: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3611075207317469622

Ferrari: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7116413514154143395

Aston Martin: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6362049015503098435

There might be more on there, but these are what I could find.

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

Crenshaw posted:

Gotta love the 962 at the end of the Porsche one.

:psyduck:

That was a RUF Yellowbird at the end.

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

BlackMK4 posted:

VRAlexander's CGT says 'Hi' to Beverly Hills
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MkLjCYjqGDU

That's so much better than the "LOL I have a loud horn" videos.

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.
Tiff driving the E30 M3 and Lancia Delta Integrale around a track:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhVoohekRZw

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

BlackMK4 posted:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-rPpoK3A8aE
Gixxerkart vs Viper :D

Sabine :gizz:

Edit: Zum donuts machen! :neckbeard:

Doctor Grape Ape fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Feb 4, 2007

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4203273885835965860

Sierra Cosworths and E30 M3s in the 1987 Birmingham BTCC race.

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.
Eddie Bello's newest stupid fast Porsche. Capable of 1150hp at the wheels, but driven daily at 14psi making 690hp, which is how much power it's putting down in these two videos.

60-150mph in 7 seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b1SOuObLUI

Pants shittingly quick drive by.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sRzLAYVPJ8

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

BlackMK4 posted:

Holy motherfuck that's quick.

That engine is actually for sale right now, sans transmission, and EMS. Oh, and HKS won't let him sell the turbos, so he'll give you a pair that will produce equal power. It's a bargain at $50,000 :suicide:

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

quote:

gently caress YOU! FF rules!
gently caress FR n MR...

its all about FFs and FAs!!!!

the H22 is the TIGHTEST engine honda makes... not the best engine in the world but the funnest to rebuild...

cold air intake, a small turbo, straight piping, headers, tuning, and a camber/suspension kit is all u need to make this thing luxury...

HONDA LIFE!
preludes kick rear end!!!

YouTube comments will never stop being funny.

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaUrTidXR0s

Oh man the new M3 sounds delicious. :gizz:

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.
Not really automotive related, but James May and Jeremy Clarkson on Gordon Ramsay's show "F-Word." The James May one is really good.

May

Clarkson

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

Simkin posted:

Yuck. Now I remember one of the (many) reasons that I no longer watch 5th gear. VBH is just .... grrr... why don't they have someone competent on hand to actually put the cars through their paces? Like, oh, I don't know, an ex-touring car racer, or maybe that other racer fellow who also happens to host the show? Are you sure that wasn't just 5th gear trying to imitate all the drivers from SIARPC?

She started racing when she was a kid, and as far as I know, still is.

Now, if you were to say that her voice is grating and annoying, that would be a valid complaint.

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

basic360 posted:

Video from our local car club in gainesville, fl. This is their newest video called the vice of bad folks.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4655724358047801465&q=vice+of+bad+folks&total=39&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Also, the rest of their films can be found at imvfilms.com

Well, I now have something to show people when they want to know why I hate Florida.

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.
The most awesome six seconds ever caught on video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iULvrC-GOo

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Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

Aurune posted:

Bonus point for working with electricity and flammable materials without a ABC extinguisher near by.

Dude deserves the 2nd degree burns he received, now he'd like you to help him pay for the medical bills because his work didn't have insurance and, and, and: https://www.crowdtilt.com/campaigns/chevy-350-miata-fire/contributors

"My name is shawn prince and i am 23 years old. I was/am building a Mazda miata drift car powered by a small block Chevy 350. I was super excited to start it.... I could not start with exhaust manifolds because they would not fit. I have to make my own.... But aside from that, I mounted in the car, via modified subframe and hooked a hoist on the rear to keep the engine level.... I hooked up all the fuel lines and gave it a go.... Resulted in a horrendous fire where I got 1st and 2nd degree burns all over my left arm and leg...the reason for the fire is ignition timing was off and fuel pressure at the regulator was too high.... I killed fuel and spark and I kept turning the engine over so it would suck the fire back into the engine therefore extinguishing the fire but that didn't work and I did not have a fire extinguisher so I grabbed the hose....I do not have insurance with my employer so that is why I am creating this.... to help me pay the burn clinic to treat me for my misfortune and for the time I am missing at my job to make money so I can live.Any donations are more than welcome and much appreciated. Thank you."

:bravo:

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