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I'm not sure if it's a movie per se but I saw this thing where this girl goes missing around this house and the family can't find her, but then they see she's now inside a painting (that originally did not have her in it). I don't think it was horror either, that's all I can remember from it. Wanna say either 80s or 90s
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Pweller posted:That sounds awfully familiar. I think it was a witch story where the girl is cursed/placed in the painting. You see her move through the painted scene and age with the seasons as depicted...? Now that you bring it up I do remember them saying something about her aging with the seasons (possibly moving around in different locations in the painting). But again that's all I can remember from it. Two more IDs for you lot. Me and my bro were in France (I believe either Nice or Cannes, don't remember) and were watching some french tv. They were playing some dubbed (I believe) hollywood movies from the 80s. First one I believe was a Dolph Lundgren movie, one scene he's shooting up a garage full of perps by rolling on those dolly whatchamacallits and at one of his akimbo pistols runs out and he conveniently picks another up on the side and keeps shooting. Another scene he makes out with his blonde love interest just before the big fight with the final boss (no nudity but it's all filmed skinemax style) and she breaks it up by saying something in french (dubbed of course) Second one I have no idea who it stars, though I'm pretty sure it's 80s. Basically this dude breaks out of prison and for some reason is on some bad dude's bad side. Earlier he subdued some cop so he has his pistol, but bad dude doesn't know it. Bad dude drives up to him in his pickup and is about to give him a beatdown but good guy whips out his pistol and tells him to get back in the car, which he does, and drives off. Later on Bad Dude, having learned to not to bring fists to a gunfight shows up in front of a crowded place where good guy is, and now has a shotgun. The two start struggling with the shotgun and the retarded crowd actually walks closer to them. The shotgun goes off and a douchebag gets hit in the chest. A later scene has good guy walking, literally walking in front of an exploding car. That last one actually reminded me of a Seagal movie, figure I'll throw it in the ring. So Seagal is mixed up with Chinese military/triads for some I don't know wtf. Anyway Seagal is in this restaurant and this triad guy's like "if you don't do what we say we will kill your wife, your blah blah, and your dog!" (literally he emphasized the dog) and Seagal, not one to listen to a stop snitching campaign decides the best course of action is to kick their asses then and there. One guy whips out a pistol and the two struggle with it. It goes off and hits at least 2 (probably 3) bystanders killing em. But it's entirely cool cuz American cop and Chinese female cop later show up and she's all like "rooks rike serf defense (it's cool I'm asian)" I ask cuz this was the most ridiculous Seagal movie I'd ever seen (at last the excerpt I saw) Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at 08:21 on Mar 29, 2007 |
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There was this really lovely comedy they played on either scifi channel or comedy central (wouldn't suprised if it was both). I can't even remember the premise but as far as I can remember it was about this pervy angel guy sent back to look after a chick for some reason or other. She's kinda disgusted with him but at one point is impressed cuz he says he invented the condom or something (one of his "good deeds"). At one point for some reason he rushes into her room while she's changing and freaks her out but he actually has a good reason I think God reads a porno mag while talking to him in a flashback
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ZenMaster posted:All I can find is: Dont think those are it, I think the main character might have been Matthew Modine, even if it wasnt him he definetely had that smartass wiseguy thing going on
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Two movies: I believe there was an early mid-20th century movie about a deserter in Napolean's army, I think, in Russia. He starts seeing some horrific stuff or other. 2nd I think is a Russian movie, they showed a clip of it during the last oscars and its setting is in the snowy woods. The short bit I saw was some woodsmen/hunters run into an Asian looking fellow who's wearing a backpack. In the oscars clip someone gets shot by a rifle. Can't say how old but it was in color, looked like technicolor if I had to venture a guess
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Apr 6, 2007 00:58
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Pweller posted:Sounds like Come and See, follows a kid in WW2 Russia. Kinda hosed. Positive it's not Come and See, I have not seen either but the first one was simply a synopsis I had read (pretty sure it was Napolean's army). There's slight possibilities it was a book or other medium but I think it was a movie Second one I can't say as I haven't seen the movie or read the book.
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Another movie: Saw this back in the early 90s, I'd date around there too. So it's this sort of military movie type deal. A unit of soldiers for some reason or other are being held in a camp, only I got the impression they were American soldiers being held by American soldiers. The camp is run by a sadistic bald man (who I believe is the same baldy who plays the principle in Back to the Future who always yells "slacker!"). For some reason or other he likes to have them in states of undress and he rapes one of the female soldiers at one point. When one of the protagonists finds out (he has a beard I think) he's dragged away by either guards or other guys in his unit while he screams "YOU RAPED HER"
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Apr 7, 2007 05:16
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I know this is from one of the Nerds movies, but I was wondering about the one where Ogre gets kicked out of the jock crew and eventually adopted by the nerds. What was it that Ogre said that got him kicked out (I believe it was a beach scene, the jocks toss him into the ocean) Also back in the late 80s/early 90s I saw a movie or tv show where a black ninja (literally a black dude dressed like a ninja) comes into a room and throws ninja stars at guys. I think it was just a regular house, might've had an aquarium. The ninja after kicking rear end takes his mask off
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Apr 15, 2007 09:53
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cptInsane0 posted:Im not sure about the nerds one, but as far as the bottom, it's one of the best cheesy kung fu movies ever,"Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon." WHO'S THE MASTER?!! SHO 'NUFF! Are you positive? I remember there being a fully costumed ninja but from the youtube trailer it looks more like barechested kung fu
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Apr 16, 2007 00:06
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I know the movie, it's called I Come in Peace starring Dolph Lundgren, but I never watched the whole thing. Can someone explain why an alien would come in peace while sticking a USB port between a woman's boobs? Or is it a play on words like "To Serve Man"
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Apr 19, 2007 06:09
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Ape Agitator posted:The whole deal was that he was collecting human endorphins, which were a drug for aliens. He'd shoot the victims up with a high dose of cocaine (the tube in the chest) and then ram a spike through their head to collect the endorphins. loving lame. It might as well have been called "I Have Not Come To Harvest Your Endorphins, Killing you in the Process"
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Apr 19, 2007 22:59
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Pweller posted:"I Come in Peace" is almost like a stereotypical alien phrase. I'm actually kind of surprised you don't seem to have heard it before. Oh I've heard it, but it makes as much sense as "Take me to your leader! (kill)" "Live long and prosper! (kill)" though I suppose neither of those two can be table-turned one liner wise
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I dont even know why I want to know the name but I saw bits of a really bad movie on premium cable. It had Shannon Doherty as this chick who thinks she's being stalked, and Colm Fiore as an FBI agent or something helping her. It turns out her best friend set her up to hire a fake bodyguard and the fake stalker fake kills the fake bodyguard and the FBI then fake sets up a payoff and Colm Fiore fake dies but turns out his partner faked them out and she really actually killed him with a pistol. Instead of fake blood its real! Fake FBI partner then Fakes faking and actually wants money to herself so starts killing other conspiracy members Fake
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Apr 22, 2007 10:22
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FitFortDanga posted:For gently caress's sake, you know TWO of the actors and you still need help? iMDB has a rather robust search feature, you know?
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Apr 22, 2007 22:16
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gingersmurf posted:UPDATE! I found the title of the movie (and my bad, it WAS made for TV). Now for the big question - I NEED A COPY! Any leads? I already checked amazon and half.com, no luck. http://dvd.search.ebay.com/if-tomorrow-comes_DVDs-Movies_W0QQcatrefZC12QQfromZR40QQsacatZ11232 Spensive as gently caress though http://cgi.ebay.com/Rare-IF-TOMORROW-COMES-vhs-1971-PATTY-DUKE-ANNE-BAXTER_W0QQitemZ220040255600QQcmdZViewItem cdunivserse apparently has a compilation http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=6988936 It looks suspiciously cheap though so make sure it's the full monty.
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Speaking of spaghetti Westerns and the French, which movie had Clint Eastwood dodging French troops and teaming up with a nun?
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Ape Agitator posted:I haven't seen it for a long time, but wouldn't that be Two Mules for Sister Sara? Im not sure when the movie itself was made (anywhere from 70s to 90s, I honestly can't say). It's a historical piece I want to say it takes place during 1700s or so (think 3 musketeers). So this monarchy/political figure roles through the city in his carriage and people are kinda ho hum, one guy isn't clapping so a gendarme hits him and the guy starts clapping.
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dentedsanity posted:-A black guy (American) wanders off/gets left behind during crazed combat) and is found dead with what appears to be the tip of his skinned, cut-off penis neatly tucked into his mouth. speaking of the Blob remake how did that one end? I think in the original they freeze it as they can't destroy it, only contain it (communism anyone?) And speaking of Vietnam, I saw this bad movie/tv movie in a High School English class about this ditzy blonde chick who wants to know more about her Vietnam vet dad (not sure if he died or survived). It has scenes of her reading his letters by a campfire and cuts to flashbacks of him as a young guy doing VO narration. She likes to jog a lot to Bruce Springsteen's "I'm on Fire" (really awkwardly) and later sleeps with some dude who's connected to her dad somehow
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May 11, 2007 08:24
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JamesieAB posted:Emily Loyd in In Country perhaps? You know what? It just might be, I totally didn't recall Bruce Willis in it but I feel like he might have been...
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I remember seeing an old ninja movie (I'd date it 80s, early 90s) on tv, basically first scene I started from was this little asian kid and he fights with this blonde white woman for some reason (I think she was wearing red). Later they are captured by big boss man and she's apparently his protector now because she's distraught when they put him in a pool/spa thing and shoot water jets at him. Another scene the kid fights some dumb thug and at one point points outside a window and goes "look superman!" and the guy looks, and he hits him The climactic scene is the hero ninja fighting a bad ninja on the roof. I may or may not be mixing this with some other American Ninja movie but I think the bad ninja has a metal mask on and one of them uses a chain weapon at some point, and one of them loving shoots fire out of his hands
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I believe on Comedy Central they had this movie on, I'd say 80s. Anyway the main character is talking about all the martians around them, and he's in a mental institute. I don't remember if the institute people could see the martians but he could. Basically he talks about how they were making GBS threads everything up. One scene he's loving his girlfriend and the martians pop up out of nowhere to watch. I think the martians were dressed sort of like blue man group only not blue and with tinfoil hats or something. At the end he figures out how to get rid of em, by playing a song on the piano or something Second ID is for a commercial. A guy says to a woman something to the effect of "He wants you for your money!" and she replies "he wants me for my body!"
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May 18, 2007 08:32
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Is there a movie where a guy put his fingers to his head mimicking blowing his brains out but he actually does (with just his fingers)? I didn't see any but I wanna say it's from some Cronenberg movie
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May 23, 2007 10:36
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I remember reading about a movie, think it's 70s era and French, about an apocalyptic turn of events and at the end a wife character winds up killing her husband and joining the anarchy
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May 30, 2007 06:35
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Cornflake posted:My high school teacher told me about a movie a while back and I was interested as gently caress but I couldn't remember the name for the life of me. Hmm, was it an Asian guy? Could be Better Luck Tommorow http://imdb.com/title/tt0280477/ I don't remember he feeds the fish coke but though it could have been in it. Basically while studying he takes coke to help him stay up late and at one point his nose starts bleeding.
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Im not a martial arts movie buff but do you know what era? Martial arts movies from the 70s look a lot different than the 80s and 90s (the older ones have this technicolor thing going on) Now for my ID: so I caught the last leg of this movie, basically there's a flashback sequence where a woman is at a soiree with a masked don juan type who she sorta falls for. Later in present day masked don juan turns out to be a badly scarred (facial burns and so forth) psycopath. He kidnaps her and takes her on a boat ride down a river, sending our good guy down another boat which explodes (though good guy gets off in time). She doesn't know this and freaks out, psycho asks her to marry him and she feins interest but then gives him like a gently caress-off slap. Now he's into "I will have you by force!" mode but good guy shows up in time to shoot him with a flare gun. It was a tv version so i think they cut out him actually getting shot Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Jun 19, 2007 |
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The Duke posted:Sounds like Dead Calm - http://imdb.com/title/tt0097162/ That reminds me of another movie I caught a glimpse of. So a yuppie type couple are on a yacht and they are hijacked by some gun toting thugs, one of whom is sorta perverted and likes hitting on the wife in states of sort of scantily cladness, and the other who seems to have this code of honor. At one point the husband goes overboard and one the bad guys is mad at him and yells something to the effect of "your wife's a slut!" (questionable). Anyway the wife at one point is bathing herself on the deck by pouring water on herself topless and pervey bad guy sorta watches from the galley or whatever. Good bad guy comes along and is like "wtf you doing?" Later husband is adrift on a raft and fires a flare in the air. Wife is a brunette I believe. Wondering how this one ends if you know the title as well
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Speaking of scifi from way back, I caught a clip of a movie on Starz years ago, I would say it's about 70s/early 80s. Anyway so this guy's on a spaceship, he's got the crazy oldschool hair and looking out a window, I think he was in a kitchen, and you see a big ol American flag draped on the side which kinda suprised me because I can't recall any scifi space shows that suggest the USA still exists as a nation rather than becoming some consolidated Federation or United Earth Something or Other 2nd ID: So I saw this on a bus I would say late 90s, a tour bus in europe (but it's an American movie). So it goes like this. The main character is this young boy, he lives in a typical nuclear family but his dad dies (believe it's cuz of cancer) so it's his single mom trying to raise him and his older brother. I think they move to Baltimore (or she suggests they should). She meets a guy who plays weird music in an orchestra of sorts. At one point they are making out and her nose bleeds and she goes home and the older brother is like "what did he do?!? I'll beat him up!!!" Later the little brother is being a jackass and when the older brother gets on the elevator he presses all the buttons, and this girl comes along the elevator so the older brother feels like an rear end and apologizes to her and she's like "why do you care what I think" and they basically hook up (I think she takes weird pictures of him, like an x-ray almost and she's like "well if still like each other we can make love") The little brother has this "best" friend whom they both buy lottery tickets together. The best friend wins the lottery and our boy is like "but you said we'd split it!" and the "friend" is all like "no dude we said we'd split tickets" (yeah that makes a lot of loving sense, I'll get 1 of hundred-millionth chance of winning and you get the other!) so basically he's stuck being middle class boo hoo. The movie ends with the whole lot at a public pool and the mom is trying to put on her life vest and the older brother's gf gestures that she put it on backwards.
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I remember some horror movie covers freaking me out as a kid though in reality they were probably cheesy. One had a broken window (I think it was broken) and a dude in a tuxedo with roses, only this dude was bleeding (I don't remember if it was cuz he was shot in the chest or bleeding from the face/eyes but he was bleeding). The other was a cover that showed a monster hand ringing a doorbell, and the tagline was this "Dying dong, your dead" And a third ID, I remember seeing a relatively recent movie in which a child (black) is shown playing Sim Themepark (the newest 3D one) on the computer and I remember thinking "Oh whoa Sim Themepark" I think the kid (might've been a girl) had a dad played by either Samuel L Jackson (not positive) or Jamie Fox (in which case it was probably Bait but again not sure about this either)
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Jun 28, 2007 20:54
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Man, you motherlovers are fast. It's funny, cuz as a kid you have no concept of horror comedy, it's just an evil box you should look away from lest it come home with you...
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Jun 29, 2007 06:47
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2 movies 1) Movie about 2 city cops, both black guys who are partners. I'm not too sure which city but I would guess east coast, maybe Chicago or Detroit, MAYBE New York. So anyway one cop at one point has a bad dream about getting shot in the middle of the street in broad daylight and people just walk over his body like it's nothing, he wakes up in a cold sweat. Later he and his partner respond to a call, apparently they show this drug dealer type and some dude who's pissed him off, and he starts chasing him with a pistol (I think the soundtrack is like "you gotta run real fast!"), the dream dude's partner winds up in a staircase, sees the drug dealer and yells at him, sort of slow motiony. The drug dealer caps him in the stairwell (he's on a higher position) and moves on. His partner finds him and starts bawling while holding him. 2) Comedy Central used to play this. I don't remember anyone who starred in it or even who's the hero but anyway, the setting is like a beachhouse belonging to a loaded guy. One scene a rich guy shows up to his house and the cops search him for some reason. They find condoms in his wallet and his trophy wife/girlfriend gets pissed and slaps him. Another scene: Dude is making it with a chick in a bathtub when someone comes in and disturbs their action. The chick's back is towards the camera so you can't see anything, plus she covers up by doing the X with her arms (she's on top) Later scene: Bad guy/hitman type is trying to kill the rich loaded guy OR the guy in the bathtub (I think they were different characters) using a remote controlled helicopter. How he planned to actually kill him I don't know. I think the hero of the movie is trying to stop him
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Jul 4, 2007 05:21
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Not sure if this is an ID per se, but I'm wondering if there have been any movies (action/horror) where a guy kills another person with a motorcycle, primarily by front tire to the face
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Sep 7, 2007 21:52
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Secks posted:I haven't seen the movie but I know that happened in Stephen King's book The Tommyknockers. I remember seeing a commercial for it as a kid, how does this one end? (spoiler please)
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Ape Agitator posted:Spitballing, but could it be Plain Clothes Speaking of school movies, there was this one where I saw the end of it, basically there's hero guy and a chick (I would say Shannon Doherty) and psycho guy. All of them are really young. So hero guy is carrying a big rock and there's a pool of some substance on the floor. Hero guy threatens to throw the rock at psycho's feet and then when he does, both he and girl dive to the floor. Psycho guy laughs it off and goes "That wasn't (such and such substance), IT WAS JUST A ROCK!" Anyway hero guy finds himself in a compromising situation in a metal/wood shop type place and the girl (who psycho seems to have a thing for) is implying she'll let him have her before he kills her and pretends she's gonna unbutton her shirt. She tells him to close his eyes (I said he was psycho not smart), and when he does she takes a metal object (like a hammer or something) and embeds it into his head. He falls back onto a lathe type thing and there's blood everywhere. As they leave she apologizes to this old janitor for the mess and he lecherously replies "anything for you missy" or something. So later hero guy and girl are driving along the road when a guy rolls down the hillside and it turns out to be her father. I assume psycho guy attacked him and left him for dead but I can't say as I only watched the end
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There was a French movie I'd say is about 3-4 years old, it was about a couple who witnesses a prostitute getting beaten up by her pimp (I think) and the woman vows to help her. Also, there was a recent British horror movie that was sort of like a slapstick Hostel only it was a team-building camp for employees, and one scene a guy fires a missile only to have it fly back at him
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So there was this one movie synopsis I read about, it was about an English dude who lives with his mother and this French woman moves in next door, and he becomes obsessed with her, I think she played a musical instrument. Don't know how old 2nd Id, I think I saw this on premium cable, I'd say probably 80s, no earlier than 70s, no later than 90s. This kid is imagining he's fighting these sexy female vampires in this attic, I think they were wearing white. Anyway he's flashing a crucifix at them and they recoil, but then one throws a bag of flour or something at him and knocks his crucifix away, thus leaving him vulnerable. I think before they do him he wakes up
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There was a comedy on Comedy Central (I believe) where Tim Curry plays a supervillain who has his base on an island. At one point he's walking around and some guy is trying to persuade him and says he's a reasonable man, to which TC replies "I am not a reasonable man!" one of his henchman also says something like "thank you sir for not killing my family!"
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Oct 16, 2007 09:10
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Two things, this isn''t specific but I was wondering if there was ever a movie where a shooter, either a sniper or otherwise fires at a target but then another person thwarts them by shooting their bullet in transit and deflecting its trajectory. Also, recently there was an English horror movie that came out that I already forgot the name of. It was kind of tongue in cheek Shaun of the Dead style and plot was a bunch of employees go to a camp retreat and they start getting offed. One scene in the trailer was a guy shooting a rocket launcher but having the rocket come right back at him
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There was a Denzel Washington movie which takes place during World War II, sort of like Glory for WWII I think, I only saw one scene in which he's being drilled in an all black unit, and the sgt (also black) makes a crack about them coming from Africa and Denzel says like "and where you from, England?"
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Nov 13, 2007 03:04
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Pweller posted:Haven't actually sat down and watched any of these but I bet it's one of them: Sounds about right but Philip Glass is not classical, he's minimalist (a mistake on the other poster's part not yours) My question. I hope I haven't asked already but is there a movie where someone (I want to say a woman) who was originally conspiring with others to swindle money shoots another conspirator and says, "It's easier to divide by one"
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I remember there being an Oscar nominated short film (dont think it won) several years back, probably early 2000s. Anyway so there's this guy I think he works at a supermarket or something and imagines all these women coming in naked. I know I know, but I'm positive it was oscar nominated. I think this was around the time iTunes began selling Oscar nominated shorts
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