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Watched This: Early 90's maybe Genre: Action/Adventure I guess. Maybe some mystery type stuff. Remember: The hero guy gets partnered up with some girl (by accident probably), and there is this running joke where the guy will demonstrate some crazy skill like being able to speak french or something, and she will say "Hey, you never said you knew how to speak french!". Then he would respond with "I never said I didnt know how to speak french!  I think it was some adventure type movie where the whole time they are trying to find some artifact and give it to a museum or whatever. And at the end the girl is all mad or something because she finds out some rich guy just bought said artifact for like 10 million dollars or whatever. Surprise, surprise, turns out it was the hero.  "You never told me you were rich!" "I never said I wasn't rich" 
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IGotDConch posted:I really think it's "Year of the Comet" Yep thats it. I totally remember the wine now. The whole movie was them trying to find a bottle of wine from Napoleon.
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This was a documentary about skinheads or the kkk or something. I watched it once on TV when I was younger and I remember it being kinda funny. There was a part where all these rednecks were sitting around watching old WWII films and they saw this little kid playing the drums in a hitler parade. They then spent a good 5 minutes talking about the boy and how he "really has his poo poo together" and how they all wished they could be him. I just remember thinking "uh... dude. Its just a kid playing a drum. Are you people retarded?" Oh yeah and there was a part where they were trying to explain why skinheads shave their head and it was something like "the skinhead shaves his head because the whiteman is constantly being shitted on by jews and we have to cleanse ourselves by removing our hair". Rodney Munch fucked around with this message at 11:01 on Feb 20, 2007 |
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Feb 20, 2007 10:16
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FitFortDanga posted:Blood in the Face? Nah thats not it. But I looked around for it and I actually found it: Skinheads USA: Soldiers of the Race War It was a sort of interesting documentary. Had a lot of unintentional comedy in it as well. I also read that a few years after it was filmed one of the main skin head guys in the movie was arrested for molesting young boys  I guess thats what you get when you run your neo-nazi organization out of a tailor park.
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Feb 28, 2007 06:48
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Scrot Eel posted:Pump Up the Volume - starring Christian Slater and Samantha Mathis's tits. I remember when I saw that back when I was like 10 years old, and I thought her titties were totally strange, inhuman looking. They freaked me the hell out. I just saw this movie again a few months ago and her boobs looked totally normal. I have no idea what freaked me out so much back then.
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Mar 6, 2007 02:07
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I asked this question a long time ago in one of these threads and no one was able to get it, so I'll try one more time. In the Simpsons episode Marge vs the Monorail, Marge travels to North Haverbrook or Ogdenville or whatever, to check out the effects of the monorail that was built there. What she finds is a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Then some dude comes out of no where and scares the poo poo out of her. This dude has crazy eyes or glasses on or something (sorry, its been a while since ive seen this episode). I think he also has a brown jedi-robe thing on as well. I swear to god that was a parody of some movie I saw when I was a kid. A town thats totally empty. The pavement is all cracked up and broken. There is no life to be found. Except cockroaches, or maybe worms. I remember a bunch of bugs. Then eventually this crazy looking dude with hosed up eyes/goggles/glasses comes out. What movie is this? Its possible it might have been a TV show like Twilight Zone, although I know for sure it was in color. Outer Limits perhaps? Rodney Munch fucked around with this message at 09:37 on Mar 14, 2007 |
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Mar 14, 2007 09:35
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Secks posted:I can't identify the reference but here is a screengrab of the guy: I think in that episode when he first reveals himself to Marge he says a word or a phrase. Do you know what it is by chance? It might have been a quote from the movie its referencing.
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Mar 15, 2007 01:51
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JoeNotCharles posted:The ridiculously complete trivia list at http://www.snpp.com/episodes/9F10.html has nothing. I think the look was just made up to seem eerie. (It always reminded me of The Omega Man in tone.) holy jesus that website is painful to read. Who in the gently caress has time to devote their lives to the Simpsons like that? I picture a bunch of OCD inmates with huge beards, serving life in a mental institution. So yeah I guess if those nerds didnt pick up on the reference then it must have just been coincidence. I probably just saw some lovely B-Movie with a "generic creepy looking man" and by coincidence he ended up looking like the "generic creepy looking man" the Simpsons came up with. oh well 
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Mar 16, 2007 03:39
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vertov posted:'Damnation Alley' maybe? Thats very possible. I wont know for sure though unless I watch it and see that one scene. Its really the only part of the movie that I can remember.
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Mar 16, 2007 04:26
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ecna posted:Wizards? Was that the inspiration for the arcade game Joust?
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Mar 18, 2007 08:04
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What is the movie with Corey Feldmen where at one point he breaks the 4th wall and looks at the audience and says something like "Hey man, I dont have to take this poo poo. I was in Goonies!"
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Apr 4, 2007 22:57
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Secks posted:Meatballs 4? Yeah that must have been it. I'm pretty sure he was sitting on a jet ski or something when he said it so it would make sense if the movie was about watersking out at a lake.
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Apr 5, 2007 00:55
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Horror movie from the 80's or possibly real early 90s. Well maybe not a "horror" movie since we watch this in gradeschool for Halloween. So it must have been pretty drat tame. A scary movie but also suitable for kids. Possibly even made by Disney. Anyways what I remember is some scary old guy who must have been the main villian. I think a lot of the movie takes place at a fair or a carnival or something. I remember this haunted carousal or fariswheel or something. Maybe it was a haunted circus. I dont really remember.
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Jun 21, 2007 21:13
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This one might be rough since I really remember jack poo poo, but i'll give it a go anyways. It's a thriller or maybe a murder mystery type movie that came out somewhere in the early to mid 90's. The only part I really remember was the ending. It had one of those surprise twist endings where the bad guy is finally revealed. Turns out that one of the main characters who you thought was a good guy ends up being the badguy/killer/traitor or whatever. I'm also pretty positive he was black, possibly Morgan Freeman or Laurence Fishburne although I guess it could have been anyone. I think the main protagonist might have been female but I could be wrong there too. Oh yeah the one part I do remember is that this final scene with the big reveal takes place at night in a swamp. Probably New Orleans although I guess it could be Florida too.
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Jul 6, 2007 21:42
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Ape Agitator posted:Could be Just Cause perhaps. Oh poo poo I bet thats it. The swamp thing is too money. Anyone know if this movie has "big reveal"?
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Jul 7, 2007 10:17
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I just watched The Program last night on On Demand. First time I've seen the movie since I saw it in the theater like 15 years ago or whatever. Now I swear to god this movie had a scene in it where they all laid down in the middle of the freeway and watched the cars wizz by them. Well I watched the whole movie and this was not in there. Am I thinking of a different movie or did I maybe watch the edited for TV version or something? Do they even offer edited movies on On Demand? Anyways next one is kinda vague. Movie from the 80's or early 90's I saw as a kid. Only part I really remember is a uniformed police officer banging some girl in his squad car. No it wasnt a softcore porn or anything because the plot had something to do with the police officer being a bad guy. A homicidal mass murderer or something maybe even.
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Sep 26, 2007 02:48
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Wait, so they had the freeway lay down thing in the movie but they cut it right after because some tards tried to copy it? Is it possible to get the original cut at all? Not that "The Program" is a fantastic movie or anything. Im just curious if its possible to see the uncut. They are seriously burying that part of the movie forever?
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Sep 26, 2007 09:14
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Shonagon posted:I have very little hope for this, but if anywhere can give me the answer it's here. Well it could maybe be from the Mad Hatter skit on Saturday Night Live. "I'm so mad, I make race cars out of my own poop!"
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Oct 16, 2007 01:26
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Ok this is a hosed up one. I saw this movie when I was like 7 and its scared me for life. Its an animated cartoon movie from the 80's or maybe even 70's. I don't really think its Japanese although I guess it could be. Its clearly R rated too. Its a sci-fi post-apocalyptic type of deal. I think basically the earth has been conquered by a bunch of space bugs or something. I vaguely remember 2 scenes from the movie. Scene 1: A little boy and an old lady watch in the distance as a bunch of massive alien bug creatures approach. The bugs are like 500 feet tall or something and look like big worms/larva. The boy looks over at the woman and says "does it hurt when you die?" Scene 2: There is a chick in this skin tight spandex jumpsuit, except there are 2 holes in the chest so that her titties are just hanging out, flopping around constantly. She runs over to this bug larva on the ground, picks it up and starts breastfeeding it  Yeah I watched this poo poo when I was 7. It was loving nuts.
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Nov 6, 2007 03:04
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I'm thinking of a movie from the early 90's with this big white guy. I think hes bald and might have a goatee. At one point he picks up some hot chick (possibly a stripper) and starts bench pressing her in front of a bunch of people so he can show off how strong he is. I'm thinking the dude might be a bouncer (at the strip club?) or maybe a body guard for some crime boss, or maybe just some random mafia thug type guy. I'm 90% sure hes one of the bad guys though. I have no idea who plays the good guy in the movie. I think there might also be some strange part where he refuses to eat food with a fork because "its made of metal" and he "hates metal", so instead he must eat everything with chopsticks or his hands or something. I know that sounds pretty retarded so I'm guessing I left out some details here, but hopefully its enough info to guess by.
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Apr 24, 2008 01:36
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Ape Agitator posted:This is the remake of Kiss of Death and the big white guy is Nicolas Cage! Oh poo poo, I had no idea that was Nick Cage. I thought it might be like Keven Nash from WWF or something. Wait... is this also the movie where Miss Veronica Vaughn from Billy Madison gets naked? I swear to got she got naked in a movie once but none of my friends believe me.
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Ok I really want to say this is a Disney movie or some other "for kids" type of deal. Basically a family moves into a new house and the house turns out to be haunted. The dad is some retarded joke salesman. Like he sells those chattering teeth things or whatever. Anyway his house gets haunted and at one point his daughter gets nearly raped by a ghost man and the only thing left in her room is these green slime footprints up on the walls. The dad laughs and says "hey we can totally sell these! Stick on green foot prints LOL LOL LOL "
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