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Szarrukin
Sep 29, 2021
If I had a nickel for every dragon that V torn out from the inside, I would have... I guess one and a half nickel?

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goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
lizards don't tend to think about much that isn't "bug"

sfwarlock
Aug 11, 2007
"Ponk" as a sound effect there is killin g me every time I look.

Grogquock
May 2, 2009
Calder you better shut up or stand down. How many times are your imperious threats going to get embarrassingly reversed. It's getting rather undignified.

MarquiseMindfang
Jan 6, 2013

vriska (vriska)
Would a dislocated jaw prevent a dragon from using its fire breath, I wonder.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
This has been a very good arc considering the fact that the high point of this strip was "You're just afraid of a strong sauropod role model"

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.
Theropod. Sauropods are four-legged (which is why they're called lizard-foots). I don't know if this needs to be explained, but birds are technically Theropods too.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Technically he is a Sauropsid, which is a rather big group that contains all birds and reptiles.

I may be spending toomuch time in the GBS thread on extinct creatures.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

Clarste posted:

Theropod. Sauropods are four-legged (which is why they're called lizard-foots). I don't know if this needs to be explained, but birds are technically Theropods too.

Technically?

I guess in the same sense that Humans are technically eutheria.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

A.o.D. posted:

Technically?

I guess in the same sense that Humans are technically eutheria.

Hey, what I pee out of is my own business

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

A.o.D. posted:

Technically?

I guess in the same sense that Humans are technically eutheria.

Everyone knows you're a monotreme, you don't gotta keep lying

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

ikanreed posted:

Everyone knows you're a monotreme, you don't gotta keep lying

Can't find the tweet but it was from way back and goes like:

*Nelly Furtado voice*
I'm like a bird / my poop is mixed with pee / I don't know what my hole is

Szarrukin
Sep 29, 2021

Clarste posted:

Theropod. Sauropods are four-legged (which is why they're called lizard-foots). I don't know if this needs to be explained, but birds are technically Theropods too.

I love how there are saurischian (reptile-hipped) and ornithischian (bird-hipped) dinosaurs, but birds are saurischian not ornithischian.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




ikanreed posted:

Everyone knows you're a monotreme, you don't gotta keep lying

One hole's all I need, baby.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I immediately regret that post but I'm not taking it back.

Curtana
Feb 17, 2011

MikeJF posted:

I immediately regret that post but I'm not taking it back.

You should take it back, and now.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


girl dick energy posted:

Hey, what I pee out of is my own business

Not with that avatar it isnt

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
I hope Rich is okay!

Capfalcon
Apr 6, 2012

No Boots on the Ground,
Puny Mortals!

The X-man cometh posted:

I hope Rich is okay!

At this rate, we may need to go back to... the old ways.

So, what alignment is Batman?

DrakePegasus
Jan 30, 2009

It was Plundersaurus Rex's dream to be the greatest pirate dragon ever.

West, of course.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

DrakePegasus posted:

West, of course.

:discourse:

His player says he's lawful good but keeps playing like he's true neutral

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!
Adam West Batman is Lawful Gay.

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

Nenonen posted:

Adam West Batman is Lawful Gay.

Joker is Chaotic Incel

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Chaotic Boner

Gun Jam
Apr 11, 2015
Apropos of nothing, remember how the oracle next death was to be by a wrathful druid, angry that his wife is cheating on him with his animal companion bear? About 16 years ago?

Capfalcon
Apr 6, 2012

No Boots on the Ground,
Puny Mortals!

And Larian studios didn't even give Rich a writing credit.

Smh.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
The existence of March in ootsverse implies the existence of Mars raising complex questions about the fate of the gods of the East

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


ikanreed posted:

The existence of March in ootsverse implies the existence of Mars raising complex questions about the fate of the gods of the East

They were saying Smarch.

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Lousy Smarch Prophesy

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



ikanreed posted:

The existence of March in ootsverse implies the existence of Mars raising complex questions about the fate of the gods of the East

Months named in memory of long-fallen Gods?

oobey
Nov 19, 2002

Mars, the God, certainly doesn’t exist in OOTSland, but Mars, the candy bar, certainly does, and the month was named in its honor

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

oobey posted:

Mars, the God, certainly doesn’t exist in OOTSland, but Mars, the candy bar, certainly does, and the month was named in its honor

It also existed in the movie theater snack good universe

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Most stuff wasn't even named by people. The world came into being fully formed a little while ago, the ancients don't exist, it's all a lie. People didn't name the month or the candy bar after mars, the gods did.

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NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

Facebook Aunt posted:

Most stuff wasn't even named by people. The world came into being fully formed a little while ago, the ancients don't exist, it's all a lie. People didn't name the month or the candy bar after mars, the gods did.

"WAKE UP, SHEEPLE" I yell fruitlessly at the half-human half-ovine creatures surrounding me, but the level 1 adventuring party keeps advancing, and their wizard smugly quotes the Scriptures at me: "Slapping or wounding awakens an affected creature, but normal noise does not. Awakening a creature is a standard action."

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