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404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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This is probably a stupid question, but I stopped reading around 362 or so and just started again, so... does anyone happen to have a cipher for Haley's gibberish?

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404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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rantmo posted:

I love OOTS, in fact, I've abandoned my old Achewood avatar in favor of this brand-new one. Let's all hop on the Bandwagon!!

If I had any image skills, I would gladly make one of the mighty Banjo.

...or maybe Leprechaun Thog.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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the_steve posted:

You mean like this?



Wow. Next payday that's mine. Thanks.

But drat, what to put as the title?

what's a "fenix"?
how thog's pants turn purple?
thog believe he can fly
thog get in touch with inner greenness. and outer grenness too.
thog arrived.
yay! now ice cream!
group hug!

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Well, I'm off to buy that Banjo avatar Guardian made (sorry, no Banjuhlu :shobon: ). Any suggestions for a title, or just a nice short ALL HAIL BANJO!?



EDIT: Oops, F5'ed too late.

404GoonNotFound fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Feb 2, 2007

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Yeroc2 posted:

Good guess. New strip is up for Monday

I do believe you meant:

:siren: NEW STRIP IS UP :siren:

Chaotic Good Heaven: Sure beats True Neutral Limbo.

404GoonNotFound fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Feb 6, 2007

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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The first rule every GM learns: when in doubt, ninjas!

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Murky & Lurky live inside all our hearts :frogbon:

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Sergeant Rock posted:

Um... I missed that one... me dumb?

"We kicked their shiny metal rear endes!" :fry:

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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:frogsiren: New Strip Is Up :frogsiren:

If you ask me, not enough skeletons have goatees.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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:frogsiren: NEW STRIP IS UP :frogsiren:

And another dangling plot thread bites the dust.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Registered Corn Owner posted:

What is the Inverse Ninja Law?

20 ninjas are little more than drooling idiots. One ninja is an unstoppable force of nature.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Gassire posted:

We always pronounced the "TH" as fitz the "AC" as bun and the "O" as wallah

So it's pronounced Dinglebert Slaptyback?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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bgaesop posted:

It's spelled Dinglebert Slaptyback, but it's pronounced Raymond Luxury Yacht.
That was actually what I was going to say before going the Eddie Izzard route.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Gassire posted:

Just have one solar show up and hit him with an arrow, most anti-climatic ending ever.

But that all depends on how big the Stunt bonus would be.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Actually I've heard that Bards are going to be in the Forgotten Realms book with that new Swordmages class. So we only have until what, August? September?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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xenosauridae posted:

You're right. My bad. Monks come out with barbarians, druids and sorcerors.

And Psions :suicide:

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Mister Burke posted:

So, Bards come out pretty soon for Fourth Edition and one of the players in my group went all suicidal this week with his thief/wizard just so he could be a bard, apparently. When I asked him why, he said he wants to be a bard like Elan, and I said, you know you'll die real quick if you're that clueless...

Bard multiclassed with Trickster Rogue, Daring Acrobat Prestige Path... it might just work :aaaaa:

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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So the sum total of V's accomplishments this arc are:
-Losing his soul for, oh, let's say 3 hours to three demons whenever the hell they feel like it.
-Letting loose two epic-level evil ghosts.
-Getting Xykon off his rear end and back in world-conquering mode.
-Freeing O-chul (okay, 1 out of 4 isn't bad).

Nice.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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ConfusedUs posted:

Three. Three epic-level ghosts.

Though the IFCC did say they'd go round Haerta back up. I assume they'd do the same for the other two.

Oh yeah, I assumed he just got sucked back to the lower planes when V failed the Will roll, compared to the other two getting intentionally severed.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Geshtal posted:

Assuming they can take hi over while alive, is there any reason to assume the twenty minutes have to be consecutive? Those twenty minutes could really be stretched out if they only used it up a few key actions at a time.

Or just keep using that Time Stop. 20 minutes for each fiend, 6 second increments... that's a good 600 hijacks right there.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Skulljoke posted:

When they were buying supplies at the last city they were in, Durkon mentioned that the desert winds were too strong to use Wind Walk safely

AKA "The GM rolled up these combat encounters and you're not taking any shortcuts around them dammit!"

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Mylan posted:

Uh oh. Looks like Belkar may be dying in a big climactic match.

Sadly yes. The presence of sandals disqualifies him from being the Sexy Shoeless God of War.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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"Oh look, 20 new posts since I checked yesterday! There's gotta be a new com-nope, more alignment discussion. gently caress."

:suicide:

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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TampaTango posted:

If you accept the 4.0 License, you can't also put out a 3.5 product. It is certainly not an open gaming license.

This is why, among other things, Iron Kingdoms support has almost completely dried up while Privateer Press works on the next edition in-house.

Dammit I just wanna roll a proper Gun Mage :arghfist::smith:

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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I don't think I've ever seen a kobold go un-murdered for so long.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Yeah, the sorcerer was that half-elf prick they picked up during their recruitment drive.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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An army made up entirely of flumphs saves the day.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Cabbit posted:

Well, poo poo, now I have to track this down.

What are the other counterparts anyway? For some reason I could definitely see V as a Star or Vestige Pact Warlock. And I assume this was before PHB2, so I have no loving idea what Elan would be.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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crime fighting hog posted:

Elan would be a bard in 4e, because theyre amazing in it. V would probably still be a wizard for the utility.

Yes, but like I said, this was early 4e, wasn't it? Bards weren't included for like a year.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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True Neutral: Truly, the most evil of all Alignments.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Well if they're the most popular color, there's gonna be more of them on the road, so of course there's gonna be more of them pulled over, but because of sheer probability instead of any bias. So it's true and an urban legend at the same time.

...and yet, this is still more interesting than an alignment discussion.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Cuchulain posted:

V's gender should be the very last thing in the last panel of the comic.

"Now I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife."

But they adopted, that doesn't answer anything! :eng101:

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Are we counting Keychain of Creation among these copies?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Yeah Man posted:

I thought it was good :ohdear:

The first mention of keyblades should have sent up a red flag in your head, even if the tiny overly-cutesy goth girl didn't.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Isn't there that old D&D urban legend about some attorney who played actually coming up with a perfect Wish for immortality, even fitting it into one sentence to fit within the spell's rules?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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DrakePegasus posted:

4th Edition doesn't have Caster Supremacy. Only Warlords. Warlords as far as the eye can see.

Martial Power: The least subtlely named metaphor for social revolution. But drat is it fun.

I believe you mean Fighter Supremacy. Between 2H Weaponmasters, Brawlers, Battleragers, Knights, and Slayers, they have pretty much everything you'd ever want. Hell, a properly-built Brawler even has a fair amount of Controller built in.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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All this "oh god spellcasters :stonk:" chat is once again reminding me of my confusion over why anyone would hate 4e for trying to be more balanced.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Who What Now posted:

This can't be quoted enough. I don't even like 4e but PLEASE don't bitch about it in this thread. No one cares, and no one understands just how big your 4e dick is, either for attacking or defending it. Let's talk about some OotS, maybe?

Can we all just agree that the Dragon strip with 4e Roy as a Tactical Warlord was awesome?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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ZearothK posted:

I love the fact that Tarquin keeps talking even though everyone who can hear him is either deaf or unconscious.

One cannot let minor inconveniences like that get in the way of proper style.

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404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Please, no edition wars.
But yes, 4th is better.

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