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I haven't read that spoiler, but whatever it is, an injury was pretty much inevitable on that boat.Toucan Sam posted:
I despise Keith as much as any other right thinking person, but unless I'm missing some important context, he's not the one that comes out badly from that repugnant story.
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# ¿ May 14, 2012 16:53 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 17:33 |
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Early seasons of Deadliest Catch had a much lower level of blatant 'reality' scripting. It's fairly tiresome nowadays because they've decided the actual day to day isn't really interesting enough any more.
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# ¿ May 23, 2012 00:29 |
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IRQ posted:It was also because it encouraged the fishermen to behave extremely dangerously. Like the Northwestern at the end of the first season.
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# ¿ May 23, 2012 23:39 |
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I was getting a weirdly obsessive vibe from Elliot during the whole series. I dunno, I could see her being justified in thinking he would do something stupid (he's Elliot).
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2012 13:25 |
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Crazy Ted posted:I missed the episode of Deadliest Catch where Elliot visits his kids. What exactly did he do? There was something about the exchange Elliot: "It's good to be home." Ex: "This isn't your home." that made my ears prick up. That and his constant calling her, and jeopardising his how-the-gently caress-did-he-get-that job by just abandoning the crew to fly home mid-season. Also he's just so obviously a piece of poo poo from what we've seen on the programme and heard about from behind the scenes that I can see him being 'that' ex-boyfriend.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2012 14:12 |
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Firing a gun the way he was, on the deck of a ship covered in ice isn't a bit reckless. It's loving stupid. The man shouldn't be allowed to own firearms.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2012 04:56 |
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Jake always struck me as a weasely little poo poo.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2012 17:44 |
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kefkafloyd posted:
I don't think they mentioned DB Cooper at all in the UK Channel 4 broadcast. It seemed odd when they used "f*****" in the subtitles but didn't alter the guy saying "hosed" in the audio, but I wasn't really thinking about it being shown anywhere else. And the post-crash analysis seemed fairly informative. Interesting, I wonder how much is different between the US and UK versions.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2012 12:54 |
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Elliot calling himself the big dog and then backing down as soon as his idiocy started to cost him was hilarious.
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# ¿ May 12, 2013 04:55 |
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Yes.
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# ¿ May 12, 2013 19:54 |
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It was inevitable that someone was going to get seriously hurt on the Time Bandit because of that boat's culture of moronic messing about. Allowing, let alone encouraging, employees to be playing with a blowtorch and high power fireworks on a shifting surface should be enough to get their captain's licences revoked. loving idiots.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2013 15:45 |
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I wouldn't be surprised if Elliot has a massive inferiority complex, it's the only thing I can think of to explain his hilarious superiority complex. Also his hosed up relationship. And the grand gesture of jumping straight down the debt toilet to buy his own boat. Junior seems like a run of the mill dick. Wild Bill is a stereotype of a bullying father. It's no wonder his son shrugs off getting shouted at for serious mistakes, he's constantly getting bollocked and belittled for nothing in his dad's quest to 'make him a man'. And yeah, Jake seems to have needlessly burnt bridges and thrown away what was probably a job for life, and a very well paying one at that, in his desire to prove himself. He gets a lot of leeway from me though because it does seem that his life is some sort of waking nightmare.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2013 01:14 |
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I honestly think Keith is just genuinely mentally ill.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2013 19:09 |
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The ongoing saga of greenhorns being chewed up and spat out on that boat makes so much more sense when you look at it as not just Keith being an unstable prick, but the entire crew being a bunch of abusive shits as well.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2013 20:03 |
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ToastyPotato posted:He's probably one of those guys who believes that every deckhand should learn how to do every job on the boat. He just seems like a classic bully to me.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2013 22:27 |
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There's something really hollow and sad, and cynical, about two entertainers working together for decades and really not caring for each other beyond their own financial success.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 00:01 |
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Wow, Eliot's even more of a oval office than normal in this episode. And that's saying something for the dangerous, loud-mouthed, junkie shitwit.
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# ¿ May 8, 2015 01:34 |
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How does Elliot have insurance to captain a boat? How?
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# ¿ May 13, 2015 20:43 |
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Keith's a demented shitbag though so he was fine. Besides, if a guy doesn't do sufficient witchcraft to ward off injury then he probably deserves it. *taps out repetitions of rhythm on the furniture while spinning counter-clockwise in chair and imitating a female tennis player* *punches cameraman*
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# ¿ May 14, 2015 00:08 |
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Freddie's a loving idiot.
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# ¿ May 14, 2015 19:13 |
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Yeah, goddamn pussy, not giving in to abuse by a gang of thugs who wanted him to radically alter his appearance for no reason other than they are cunts two steps shy of Lord of The Flies.
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# ¿ May 14, 2015 22:43 |
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I find it hilarious that Freddy got fired for the sake of getting drunk in a hotel room. Shitbag.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 01:40 |
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I believe the captain said "he's in the Pelican room" as he set off for the hotel. Which would line up with that theory.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 03:41 |
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There's a shocker, unchecked dangerous idiocy on the Time Bandit leads to a serious hand injury. Again. They are really bad at captaining.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 00:28 |
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I don't care how tough and rough your job is meant to be, it's insane that the management were fine with someone striking a co-worker in the face, on a dangerous shop floor no less. The Health & Safety Exectuive wouldn't just shut that boat down, they would burn it to the ground and fire the captains into the sun. What's even more infuriating is that the poor bastard who got his had buggered also seemed to be by far the most rational member of any crew to appear on the programme. Did his job, gave a poo poo about safety, didn't cower to bullying, and kept his head when he was assaulted. I hope he comes back. And I also hope that he doesn't. Lovely Joe Stalin fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Jun 11, 2015 |
# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 01:53 |
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I'm imagining Keith finally snapping and wearing the cameraman's skin as a onesie for luck, and the crew blaming the gi.... 'female' for causing it.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 12:31 |
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What a mincer. Real men suck it up while telling the camera how tough they are, and how they can't afford to let a bit of pain stop them fishing. And then they have to give up fishing for life because they fished so hard their spine fell off.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 03:29 |
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Wild Bill is a nasty piece of work. Keith is a dangerously unstable crazy person, but Bill comes across as a textbook example of a bully.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 01:34 |
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Bill is a oval office.
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# ¿ May 6, 2016 00:55 |
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Yeah, his overweening ego basically destroyed his spine.
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# ¿ May 19, 2016 04:14 |
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I don't know. I think that if my GP, let alone a Consultant, told me that if I didn't give up my job my spine would explode I would quit immediately. Maybe I would seek a second opinion. But I absolutely wouldn't continue doing the job in the meantime.
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# ¿ May 19, 2016 18:30 |
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Maybe it's not having been in that position, but I hope to god I would prioritise the long-term good of my family over not going bankrupt. Especially in America where there's no NHS and his sort of condition would basically render him a financial blackhole for his family. Really though, the vibe I got from him on the programme was simply one of "I'm the best most badarse, I'll man-up and get through it like a man." Which was just irredeemably stupid.
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# ¿ May 19, 2016 21:34 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 17:33 |
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I finally gave up on Deadliest Catch last year. It's just another indistinguishable manufactured drama for wilfully stupid people now. It's a shame because the formula was perfect as it was.
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