'Grindhouse' Classy Movies

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Mr. Bill: Jan 18, 2007; Bourgeoisie Pig

ibroxmassive posted:

Anyone know a good way of putting more realistic looking edges on it? Mine always look poo poo.

That is hilarious misspelling, right there.

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Jikes: Dec 18, 2005; candy of the ocean

Yeah, yeah, she was Austrian. Shut up, history major.

Jikes fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Apr 21, 2007

# ? Apr 20, 2007 02:46

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Billjacko posted:

That is hilarious misspelling, right there.

~~Huh? What's misspelt?~~ Woops. Better change that. drat.

Total Meatlove fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Apr 20, 2007

# ? Apr 20, 2007 02:48

blairerickson: May 18, 2002; by Eris Is Goddess

esc posted:

I really like this one, but I don't know if I'm feeling the font for the title. The unfilled bubble font looks a little weird.

Try it now and tell me if that works for ya.

# ? Apr 20, 2007 02:49

Weremacht: Nov 4, 2002; THE ONLY THING THAT TURNS ME ON MORE THAN A MONKEY IN A FURRY SUIT IS SPOILING PLOTS

ibroxmassive posted:

Huh? What's misspelt?

Grizzly is a kind of bear. Grisly what you were shooting for.

# ? Apr 20, 2007 02:52

Mr. Bill: Jan 18, 2007; Bourgeoisie Pig

ibroxmassive posted:

Huh? What's misspelt?

I believe you meant to say "Watch the world come to it's grisly end", as in gruesome. But given the recent GBS fixation with bears, I'm not too sure anymore. :v:

e:f;b, Kaijin!

# ? Apr 20, 2007 02:52

The Plant Guy: Nov 8, 2004; What the fuck happened to my picture?

blairerickson posted:

Try it now and tell me if that works for ya.

Much better, blair.

# ? Apr 20, 2007 02:52

wren: Feb 9, 2007; requiescat in pace et in amore

# ? Apr 20, 2007 02:56

Saint Sputnik: Apr 1, 2007; Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

e: hosed around with it a bit, resized.

Saint Sputnik fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Apr 20, 2007

# ? Apr 20, 2007 02:58

Johnny B. Goode: Apr 5, 2004; by Ozma

Jesus. Mine really sucks in comparison with some of the ones in this thread. I'd love to figure out how to make the grainy effects. I may update this later if it turns into a Phriday contender, but here we go...

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:05

LOO: Mar 5, 2004

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:05

mrkillboy: May 13, 2003; "Something witty."

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:07

Bi Barbarian: Dec 9, 2003; quack quack

Saint Sputnik posted:

e: hosed around with it a bit, resized.

Rough around the edges, but the tagline is pure gold.

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:10

Sumo: Jun 17, 2005

I wish I knew how to make this more "grungy." As it is, it's less Grindhouse, more Beach Blanket Bingo.

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:10

mrkillboy: May 13, 2003; "Something witty."

Jonathan Dramatica posted:

I wish I knew how to make this more "grungy." As it is, it's less Grindhouse, more Beach Blanket Bingo.

Now this, this is art. I love it.

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:13

Saint Sputnik: Apr 1, 2007; Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Jonathan Dramatica posted:

I wish I knew how to make this more "grungy." As it is, it's less Grindhouse, more Beach Blanket Bingo.

Bada boom indeed. I mean holy crap, did you find or make those graphics?!

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:13

JBrowning82: Feb 16, 2007; Tar Heel born and bred.

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:20

Yzerman: Jul 2, 2004; Huked on Fonics werked for me.

This thread delivers!

God bless every one of you!

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:21

Sumo: Jun 17, 2005

Saint Sputnik posted:

Bada boom indeed. I mean holy crap, did you find or make those graphics?!

I've had the artwork saved on my computer for so long I don't remember who I got them from. I actually used the pop-art one for a "Make Criterion DVD covers" thread a long time ago.

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:23

Tronno: Nov 11, 2005

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:26

esc: Jun 13, 2006; Don't hit me

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:26

Lump Sum: Mar 22, 2006; by Fistgrrl

Edit: changed to the "upgraded" version.

Lump Sum fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Apr 22, 2007

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:27

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

Wow, there are some really great ones in here, folks! Good stuff.

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:33

DUKE GRANDPARENT: Feb 24, 2006

This is a great thread. Awesome entries so far!

Thanks to COL. BUTTERCHEEKS for help with the idea:

edit: added credits at the bottom

DUKE GRANDPARENT fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Apr 20, 2007

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:37

Of Tangible Words: Jul 30, 2006

I've just realised that 90% of the voiceovers for movie trailers are suitable text for a Grindhouse poster.

Grindhouse advertisement hasn't gone away, it's just shifted mediums. :v:

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:40

Varchar: Feb 16, 2007; Don't make me laugh ... bitterly.

He said she wouldn't live .. and with this kind of genre ... he's right.

# ? Apr 20, 2007 03:57

JBrowning82: Feb 16, 2007; Tar Heel born and bred.

# ? Apr 20, 2007 04:00

Stepping_Razor: Aug 3, 2002

esc posted:

Color the green guy's chin red and it'll look like he's biting off the red guy's dick. That would be painful but funny. Right now, there's nohumor to it.

Stepping_Razor fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Apr 20, 2007

# ? Apr 20, 2007 04:01

WE DOIN IT NOW: Jun 18, 2005; Never compromise, not even in the face of Armageddon.

Jonathan Dramatica posted:

I wish I knew how to make this more "grungy." As it is, it's less Grindhouse, more Beach Blanket Bingo.

Jesus man, that is incredibly well done.

# ? Apr 20, 2007 04:03

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Extra_Thumbs posted:

This is how you make a thread people
Kudos to you, spacemountain!

Also, content!

It's spelled "rescue". You've got an extra s in there.

Brilliant thread all around, folks.

# ? Apr 20, 2007 04:05

COL. BUTTERCHEEKS: May 10, 2005; a-ten-hut!
Awaiting orders, sir!
Salute the Colonel, maggot!

Varchar posted:

are you serious?

actual poster

# ? Apr 20, 2007 04:06

Rocky Top Hennessy: Mar 29, 2007; And the football descended like a dove upon him, and a voice came from the Great Romo which said, "You are my beloved Tight End; in you I am well pleased."