Awful Link of the Day submission thread!

Lowtax · # ? Aug 15, 2007 14:02

Do you have a link? Is it awful? Would you like to see it mocked on the front page? If so, post it in here! Be sure to include a brief description of what we'll be looking at, as well as any backstory behind it.

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Drunkboxer · # ? Aug 19, 2007 16:27

The Farts

A Japanese geocities site that, as you may have guessed, is about farts. There's a Fart Poems page, Farts BBS, and a kind of instruction manual for farting:

3. How to fart in front of someone's face.

If you have your friends smell your fart completely,
this technique is really effective.
You say to your friends like this.

(At this time you have the big box, bags or something like that
with your both hands. In short, you tell your friends you can't use
both your hands.)

You: Hey, will you pick my key out of my rear pocket?
Friend: O.K.

(Your friend will search the key in your pocket.
but no keys there. It is a lie.)

You: Hey, search harder. It must be.

(The harder your friend look for it,
the closer his face must approach to your hip.)
Don't miss this moment.
You fart with your power full.

Oh and it also features horrifyingly bizarre images like this:

Senior Woodchuck · # ? Aug 20, 2007 03:22

Top Thirty Fictional Characters I would have sex with.

quote:

After seeing a survey question making the rounds--What 10 Fictional Characters Would You Have Sex With?--I decided to construct my own list. I found that 10 wasn't enough spaces to really contain the broad spectrum of appreciation I have for imaginary people, and I expanded it to be a "Top 30" list, in addition to being more in-depth than just a list and including of visual aids where appropriate.

"But wait a second!" you say. "AREN'T YOU ASEXUAL??" Yes. I am not interested in sex. So in reality I wouldn't *actually* have sex with these people if they were real. Key words: IF THEY WERE REAL. Meaning we're talking about fictional characters anyway, so suspension of disbelief was already planning to happen. That said, no I'm not interested in sex but I do know that there have been many characters in whom I have a more-than-passing interest--characters who make the plots they're acting in fall by the wayside. These are fictional people who are just drat sexy, even to ME.

ON TO THE LIST!

This is roughly in "Top 30" format, which means at least in general I'm working my way up from the least to the most desirable. Of course, no one on this list is UNdesirable. Enjoy!

#30: CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD!"

And it just gets worse.

Ludicrous Speed · # ? Aug 21, 2007 09:12

TOON PIMP'S PALACE :nws:

"TOON PIMP'S PALACE" is the home of a very eccentric artist who makes tons of interactive flash games where you molest furry characters from children's cartoons (under the GAMES section). The layout is ugly and the other sections are either down, empty, or link to a different domain. Full of NWS material and riddled with ads.

Ludicrous Speed fucked around with this message at 09:14 on Aug 21, 2007

hello lovesauce · # ? Aug 22, 2007 09:00

rebekah posted:

look at this these hurm less pitt bull and look at what people like u turn them in to people who want to kill pit bull people do this not the dogs its not fair if i could i would kill you if it is worth saving these dogs c this is what people do to these dogs. then tell me if these dogs shound be killed

[gross dog pics]

this dog was in a dog battle because that is what people trianed it to do battle now tell me should you kill abused dogs or should u sentence the owne to death or sholud you be like this now u know that dogs have no choice these r there choices fight or get betten kill or get killed i dont think they have much choice do you.

P.S this dog died because it was beoned help it u r smart enough to c that

dog battles

Andy posted:

I want to propose a hypothetical situation. From it, I would like to know how you would react.

You are on the street, when a woman starts coming towards you with a needle. You do not know what's in the needle. She continues to try to inject you.

Would you hit her, or let her inject you with the needle because it's a woman? Would you hit her and accept being charged with assault yourself as the consequence and having to spend 60 days in jail? This happened to me a while ago and I'm asking to know whether I was in the right.

I forgot to add that she has a team of men trying to put you in a hold.

The owner of a store saw me hitting a plant with a stick, so he sent security after me and then this crazy bitch was trying to give me a needle so I kicked her. I didn't know if it was bad or not because she was trying to attack me. It still bothers me.

because it's a woman?

Peter Pan posted:

If tinkkerbell looked like this what would you do?
I guess I mean to her or with her? I know Gato would say .....

It's a forum for people who live in or are interested in Vancouver at https://www.discovervancouver.com

There's not much about Vancouver in the forums actually...

http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/forum.asp?FORUM_ID=2

pics
https://wi.somethingawful.com/37/3777930aa3003f0f4b12b023097ed19a91857447.png
https://wi.somethingawful.com/a0/a08e24e06639bff83928b4020372d623bd1c5964.png
https://wi.somethingawful.com/7a/7a271d22f3f02d2c6f93709ac9ed7aee1be20a64.png

hello lovesauce fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Aug 22, 2007

blintoh · # ? Aug 24, 2007 01:02

This link is not so much awful in that the site is terribly designed (it is only text and very plain), but that it is the single funniest thing I have read in a while. It is an old AOL group (I think from the late 90's) that is still up. It is called Alternative Original Publications. It reads very much like a front page update (it's pretty scary, actually, and I checked around SA first to try and make sure it wasn't a joke, which I still think it might be). I assume that it may have been updated at one time and featured different writers. The last thing it featured was a writer named "Don Steele" who is clinically insane.

The best article is the description for THE CASE AGAINST HOMOSEXUALITY: THE ANTIDOTE TO POISON

DON STEELE !! (excerpt) posted:

But history proves the Western World has NO INTEREST in the greater Intellectual Thoughts of a black man. Better to suffer the flames and torments of hell than to read and appreciate how Totally Destructive Don Steele is Intellectually. How Totally Superior are his efforts.

This isn't basketball ! A black man isn't supposed to rank superior here. If so, then whites-Jews will recognize him only if he proves in their eyes to be a morally weak Casper Milquetoast looking for whites-Jews to keep him on their payroll and in their good graces. As Don Steele's personal history and blacks' recorded history have proven, such blacks "AINT poo poo."

It gives so much PAIN to whites-Jews to see a strong black man who's their Spiritual, Moral and Intellectual Superior. To such ones, the very existence of such a black man denies the whites-Jews' very Meaning, veritable Understandings, and consummate Beliefs about God!!

Such a thought hits the whites-Jews just that deeply. That PAINFULLY. The PAIN, the Awful, Excruciating PAIN ! PAIN !! PAIN !!! is in their very souls !

Yet, after reading Don Steele, all those supporting homosexuality must come forth with entirely new arguments (lies). But, incredibly, in his last section entitled, "The Final Refutation of All Future Bogus Homosexual Arguments," Don Steele cuts off all possible future arguments. Even arguments presently never formulated nor thought about !

OH GOD THE PAIN OF DON STEELE'S FEROCIOUS ARGUMENTATION I THINK I NEED AN ASPRIN !!!

But always remember,

quote:

There simply is NO RECOVERY from Don Steele's TOTAL DESTRUCTION.

Don Steele !

I found this while searching on Google for "the case against homosexuality" for some reason. I can understand if this doesn't have enough content and the site itself is not egregiously bad enough, but it is still very funny and worth a quick read. I backed up all the pages on my computer in case it ever goes down. I wonder what his actual essays are like...

blintoh fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Aug 29, 2007

wren · # ? Aug 26, 2007 05:57

I really hope this hasn't been done to death. I did a forums search and didn't see anything. If it has. I'm really sorry.

A cosplay site that contains thousands of members from all over the world, each with their own horrifying or humiliating profile and gallery.

http://members.cosplay.com

I saw this: http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d9/LaiRen/Mic/882594.jpg and wound up there.

There are also serious action shots:

And great quotes, most of which I didn't understand:

quote:

What has been your most memorable cosplay experience?

Having a fan girl screaming at us because we were her favourite couple. My friend and I were as Umi and Ascot from MKR. OH and winning at the masquerade and when people kept recognising me and telling me my costume was great !

Said by this beautiful woman:

Dr. VooDoo · # ? Aug 27, 2007 15:43

https://www.foxx.furvect.com/
I know that posting Furry sites are like beating a dead horse, but this guy has all his "art" archived into the years he drew them. You can actually see him lose his mind as he gets into weirder and weirder fetishes. He goes from being a male fox furry to being a fat, pregnant female lemur furry. Most furry websites are like looking at a train wreck, this site is like watching one as it happens.
Edit: Oh, and he has a Minnie Mouse Obsession too

Dr. VooDoo fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Aug 29, 2007

Mapocho · # ? Aug 27, 2007 20:40

looking for a grafitti artist on google I came acoss this strange site of the Michigan State Police that contains sculptures of unidentified human remains.

http://members.aol.com/stevenkl/remainsn.htm

It contains such images as this poor woman who was found 4 years after her death.

enjoy.

Eleanor Pwnsevelt · # ? Aug 29, 2007 23:24

Any news, story, picture, cartoon, or media clip that has anything remotely involving the act of spanking can be found here. Here's some of the latest news in the world of spanking.

quote:

Following this recent story where a woman who was spanked at work received a 1.7 million dollar settlement, here is a new poll

http://www.thespankingnews.com/ :nws:

I guess it's supposed to be erotic but I can't really tell. :confused:

Eleanor Pwnsevelt fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Aug 29, 2007

Ferrule · # ? Aug 30, 2007 18:37

http://community.livejournal.com/mcgriddlefanfic/

Livejournal fanfiction.

About a McDonald's breakfast food.

Nothing more can be said.

google THIS · # ? Aug 30, 2007 23:38

Posted this in BYOB recently, but decided it might have greater potential than a mere thread.

http://www.phoenixgamesgroup.com/uk/index.html

This is a collection of the worst European knockoff games I've ever seen. The titles range from the vaguely familiar...

...to the borderline copyright-infringement with hilarious subtle changes (whether to dodge a lawsuit or to be politically correct I'm not sure)...

...to the, um...this...

There are scads of other Disney knockoffs, as well as games that look suspiciously like "real" games right down to the design of the title logo. And a surprisingly large portion of the "games" are described as "cartoon films" with accompanying activities like puzzles and coloring books, so they aren't so much games as they are (presumably) crappy little cartoon movies with interactive special features.

To find out what REALLY makes Phoenix Games different, you can go straight to the source:

quote:

With a small elite team of 6 people specializing in licensing, marketing and publishing of value priced games, development and manufacturing are bundled through outsourcing and collaboration. This approach suppresses our fixed costs and enables a revolutionary low price strategy.

We boast the shortest time required from development to product release in the industry. Ordinarily the average development period for a game is 18 months, whereas Phoenix need a mere 3-5 months. With integrated standards in production and packaging it is now possible to realize low costs through stabilization of variable costs and suppression of fixed costs. In the case of fixed costs we are suppressing development costs per product unit by maximizing the sales volume through a low cost strategy and also both diminishing advertising and promotional costs and maximizing operating profits by securing a dependable fan base through an identifying packaging of a series.

I posted this in the ALOD thread because I don't see any other feature article suggestion threads around, but I have this crazy pipe dream that it'll be worthy of a Fashion S.W.A.T. Ah well, use it however.

catpunch 2006 · # ? Aug 31, 2007 17:43

http://www.hospitalgowns.com/
It's a medical clothing supplier, but instead of boring old pale blue or green they offer designs such as these.

And of course this, because nothing inspires patient confidence quite like Mexico's celebration of death.

Unbootable · # ? Sep 5, 2007 06:21

http://dustinsdementedcartoons.com/

Easily some of the worst flash animations on the internet.

This kid temporarily lived with my friend and I for around 2 weeks, in an abandoned room upstairs and would constantly wake us up in the morning by playing downloaded episodes of ren and stimpy at full volume right next to us, so i'd end up throwing a jar of pennies at him. I also remember him downloading a pirated version of flash and making terrible animations like this and being proud of it. Also, I think the flash animations link off the site because he hates paying for hosting or something, I dunno, but if you can find the clip of him talking to his webcam about how he hopes the animations take off and make him money, it's absolutely awesome. I can't even do justice as to how terrible these animations are.

I just tried looking for the clip and it wasn't where it used to be so maybe he deleted it, I dunno, anyways I had it try to open a popup for drivecleaner when I was watching one of his flashes, so be careful or something.

Hoyt · # ? Sep 5, 2007 16:23

http://www.eunuch.org/ :nws:

First of all, I found this as a reference on the wiki site about castration, and thought it might actually have more interesting and terrifying facts about castration. Boy was I right! But all these facts and pieces of information are in the form of castration fan fiction, and a lovely message board with horrible questions, such as this gem...

:nws:

http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=84993#post84993 :nws:

quote:

Would a doctor believe that a man's ex-wife or ex-girlfriend banded him while drunk? Would the same doctor believe the man if he refused to press charges if the man said it was his fault, that he had abused his ex and deserved to be banded? Would a doctor believe that the man didn't wake up in extreme pain because he was drunk? Would the doctor be obligated to call the police?

Would an ER doctor believe a man who said his wife or ex cut off his testicles in a fight and flushed them down the toilet? Would this keep the man from the psyhchiatrist and embarrassment?

I just want to add that the post after that is made by a guy with the forum handle of "nonuts". Who comes up with that haha! Ball less guys who cut there own balls off. Thats who.

So how about a taste of the fantasy castration porn stories.

:nws:

http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/U/ea_110900the_ulti.htm :nws:

quote:

She said that she would give me the ultimate and best cum by slicing my balls off at the point they were about to shoot their load. It is the critical point where the paint mingles with ejaculative pleasure to give the ultimate climax, one that will satisfy a man for life...

With that she got a rubber band and stretched it over my balls, pushing them tight against the sack as the base squeezed tight.

�Tonight you are going to get you very finest and very last cum� I�m going to slice those filthy loving useless balls off at the very point they want to shoot.�

Demeters Poppy · # ? Sep 5, 2007 18:06

http://www.fortunecity.com/marina/trinidad/1487/directory.htm

Hey, Trek fans, remember Orion slave girls? Grab your fill here. Not just any Orion slave girls, either... check out faves (??) like:

Alicia Silverstone
Angelins Jolie
Christina Ricci
Reese Witherspoon
Elizabeth Hurley
Cindy Crawford
Heather Graham
Salma Hayek

...and more! All tinted Orion slave green (sort of) for your amazing self-gratifying late-at-night pleasure.

Snickeringshadow · # ? Sep 8, 2007 02:46

edit: site has been removed

Snickeringshadow fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Sep 8, 2007

Roichlem · # ? Sep 9, 2007 00:10

http://www.samsloan.com/

Sam Sloan -- I'm not real sure what's going on here. There is tons of information, generally in the form of archives of usenet posts, but almost everything is bizarre and worthless. Not particularly hilarious, but amazingly awful.

Dustin1986 · # ? Sep 9, 2007 00:26

Roichlem posted:

http://www.samsloan.com/

Sam Sloan -- I'm not real sure what's going on here. There is tons of information, generally in the form of archives of usenet posts, but almost everything is bizarre and worthless. Not particularly hilarious, but amazingly awful.

Shamema Honzagool Sloan? That's his daughter's name? My God this man is crazy. :psyduck:

McBastard · # ? Sep 9, 2007 09:43

http://www.blessedherbs.com/

You must look at the pictures. Oh dear sweet loving christ, the pictures.

If you're not willing to risk it, then imagine looking at what appears to be parts of someone's rotted intestine, excreted with the help of these fantastic medicines. Yay 'science'!

I referenced this site in a fake SA ad I made some time ago, and as far as I know it's never been submitted before. I have no idea if it's genuine or a hoax, and I'm not sure I want to know.

Mr Ice Cream Glove · # ? Sep 9, 2007 23:36

Ever wonder how you can deal with the conflicting love of furry and the Lord Jesus Christ? Do not fear for their is a safe place for you!

http://www.furrsfurchrist.com/

The front page says it all

Welcome to the Christian Furry Haven

From the nonsensical

To the awe inspiring

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Sep 9, 2007

pantsfish · # ? Sep 10, 2007 05:46

The Overflowing Bra: http://www.overflowingbra.com/index.htm

While the stuff featured on the site is nothing groundbreaking (mind control/breast expansion porn has been mocked several times on the ALOD already), this site actively encourages members to give constructive criticism to aspiring breast expansion authors. For instance:

quote:

this was really great. your ideas here were excellent. The main thing i'd offer is that your physical descriptions are a bit confusing, so i'm not sure exactly what's happening sometimes. With a shrunken man story, (which i love) it's important to be clear about exactly the guy is in relation to the woman, since the situation is so outside our everyday experience (at least for most guys i know)

Might be good Weekend Web fodder

FORUMS USER 1135 · # ? Sep 15, 2007 07:30

The Siamese-Human Knot:
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/2517/

quote:

Introduction for the Uninitiated
A web site devoted to a few scenes, lasting about four and a half minutes, of one episode out of 120 of a 38+ year-old TV series? Yes, because ever since I first saw the episode Nora Clavicle and the Ladies' Crime Club on the Batman TV show, I have been obsessed with the Siamese Human Knot. If you are intrigued by what Batman called, "torture, at its most bizarre and terrible," then this is the website for you!

What do I find so compelling about the Siamese Human Knot? First, I find the concept of a torture, using only the victims' bodies, where, in Nora Clavicle's words, "The slightest move by any one of you will only draw the Human Knot tighter, crush your bones and strangle you!" fascinating - no ropes, no unbelievable machinery, just the ordeal of absolute motionlessness.

Next, Batgirl and Robin both look great! Yvonne Craig's costume was never shown off to better advantage. Additionally, all the actors and actresses involved did an excellent job.

Then there are the mysteries surrounding the Human Knot. Why did the actors move a couple of times? Where were the limbs we cannot see? How were the hands held together? I have had one person write and tell me that there really is such a torture. Do you think this is true? I would be very interested in your thoughts on these topics.

Need I say more?

snorlaxzzz · # ? Sep 15, 2007 15:44

I don't know if any of you have seen this poo poo (with the publicity that it has gotten lately I unfortunately find that hard to believe) but this... thing is one of the most popular video creators on youtube/myspace.

I think I can do the most damage here by just posting his (her?) most popular and latest video... a horrible whiny torturous video about how wonderful Britney Spears is and how we should all leave her alone... You NEED to see this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

Here is Jimmy Kimmel making fun of it in a video interview he did with the creator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZAr9E8i3ng

Finally, here is a link to his myspace page.
http://www.myspace.com/itschriscrocker

have fun!

ScudAwful · # ? Sep 15, 2007 23:11

First up, we have some insane guy who thinks that having a web site makes him a presidential candidate: http://www.truthusa.org/
This site takes the form of just about every raving schizophrenic who has allowed their brain to take a dump on the internet, taking on topics such as the IRS, the JFK assassination, abortion, and homosexuals with giant red text and zero coherence. Oh, and it's also all apparently related to The Matrix somehow.

Next up, here's Draconic, which by their own description is "the largest community of otherkin dragons on the internet, serving 274 unique members this past month alone." There's a forum, section for horrible dragon poetry, artwork copied from other sites, and a FAQ that answers questions that no one cares about like

quote:

1.3 Who runs Draconic, and why is it free?
Draconic was started by KaniS (aka Chris Dragon) as a personal project to help other dragons, because he knew how horrible it felt to think he was alone. Today, years later, he remains happy to pay the cost of servers and internet connection for the site.

Redrum and Coke · # ? Sep 19, 2007 01:47

gently caress MY PREVIOUS LINK

This is BY FAR THE MOST hosed UP LINK EVER!

MARRY YOUR PET!

http://www.marryyourpet.com/

quote:

So you've found your partner for life, only thing is - he's an animal. Not just that he leaves hair in the bath and has abominable table manners, but that really he's an animal, i.e. with feathers, scales or whatnot.

But forget his facial hair. So what if he has an overabundance of legs, or must hibernate each winter? All that matters is that you adore him.

So go on, if you really love him and you're in this for life, isn't it time you married your pet?

No, it isn't. You sick gently caress.

EDIT: You can also divorce your pet. Here's the image they use as link

Redrum and Coke fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Sep 19, 2007

The Codfather · # ? Sep 20, 2007 02:10

Foogle Business

A godawful eyesore of a site on...I don't know. Business, health, science, all with animated .gifs and embedded sound. Strange, rambling, and in broken english. The apparent focus seems to be on africa, and the sahara. Warning: Travelers may die in an intellectual desert. :nws:

http://www.thesahara.net/ May contain graphic images.

Cable Guy · # ? Sep 22, 2007 16:51

What is the worst thing you could want to rent?

The site posted:

No Commitments. Cancel Anytime.

edited to make the quoter name a little more work safe.
Edit 2: Sorry.... It looks like a fake on closer inspection.

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Sep 22, 2007

Nuevo · # ? Sep 23, 2007 04:36

http://www.omdurman.org/

omdurman.org posted:

Omdurman.org takes the unapologetic stance that Western (Euro-American) culture is far superior to the cultures of militant "Islamic" and other Third World nations. Euro-American culture upholds the natural human rights of all citizens regardless of race, sex, religion, and ethnicity. Life in militant "Islamic" cultures is, to quote Thomas Hobbes' Leviathan, "nasty, brutish, and short."

What makes this any different from your run-of-the-mill WE HATE TERRISTS site? The graphics mostly:

The useful acronyms section is goddamn hilarious. Oh, also, MoveOn.org is apparently some kind of insidious arab plot. I don't loving know either.

Useful Acronyms posted:

CAD = Christian Arab for Dhimmitude (the Christian analogue of a JudenRAT). "Many leaders of the Palestine Solidarity Movement are CADs."
DHIMMI = Dupe, Helpful Idiot, and Misguided Moron for Islamofascism. "The Presbyterian Church USA, Tikkun.org, and A Jewish Voice for Peace are DHIMMIs."
JED = Jihadist Exclusion Device (or Jihadist Exclusion Door). The armored security door between the airplane's passenger section and the cockpit.
Kumbaya-Singer = a head-in-the-clouds pacifist who thinks that all people are really good inside and they won't cut our throats if only we would sit down and sing "Kumbaya" with them.
JudenRAT = Jews for Rapproachment and Appeasement of Terrorism. "Tikkun.org and A Jewish Voice for Peace are also JudenRATs."
NAM = Non-Assimilable Muslim. An Islamofascist that wants to transform the society it infests into an Islamofascist hell-hole complete with Sharia law and autonomous enclaves in which women can be forced into marriages and perhaps even stoned to death for "adultery."
RBP = Ruined By Palestinians. "The greenhouses that were purchased as gifts for the Palestinians were RBP as soon as the Palestinians took control of Gaza."
SOG = the (George) Soros-Occupied Government. Most of what anti-Semites say about ZOG (Zionist Occupied Government) is true if applied to SOG instead. Soros' loyalty to the United States, which he calls a "danger to world peace," is highly questionable and his shadowy network of organizations that include MoveOn.org has its tentacles in many parts of our government.
TPB = Typical Palestinian Behavior. "Women and gays under the jurisdiction of the Palestinian Authority, as well as Israelis, are often killed or maimed by TPB."

Nuevo fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Sep 23, 2007

change my name · # ? Sep 25, 2007 23:01

This is just about the worst site on the internet and you can guess why from the name.
:nms:

http://www.disneyxxxcartoons.com/spongebob :nms:

Looks like the main page is down though.

Also here's the safest picture I could find there.

change my name fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Sep 26, 2007

The Banana Pee · # ? Sep 29, 2007 17:00

http://www.rockabilly.us/

I don't know which is worse, the site design, the almost defensive self-defeating promoting, the fact that "bargain" tickets cost $18, or the show itself. This site is for a 50s and 60s variety show now showing around central Florida, in yet another attempt to turn Orlando into Branson.

quote:

Our Elvis segment of our shows (that segment is only in the full-length shows... not in matinees) is NOT an 'impersonation' of Elvis! We do not in ANY way attempt to impersonate him. There was only ONE Elvis, and no one else can come even close! The suits and other aspects of the costume are ONLY for nostalgia's sake. Elvis' music is done with great care and effort, in an attempt to honor the "KING OF ROCK AND ROLL". We use the same high impact arrangements that Elvis used, and all performers attempt to get the sound as close as possible to Elvis' live performances in the 1970s. The Elvis Tribute even starts and ends very much like the Elvis shows of the 1970s. Performers do NOT parody nor in any way make fun of any aspect of Elvis or his music. We DO have some things we do which are exclusively our own (Elvis did not do), such as tossing the embroidered 'Elvis-type' scarves out to the audience wrapped around the necks of little soft Teddy Bears. That is a very popular aspect of our show which the audiences love!

This is the kind of sad strange musical production they perform on cruise ships in order to get everybody out of the dining rooms in order to clean them. I'm surprised to know anyone under the age of 60 was involved.

The Banana Pee fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Dec 31, 2007

Delicate Stranger · # ? Sep 30, 2007 17:59

This site is the

This site is for a presidential candidate. The copy is indescribably awesome, here is his stance on current issues:

OUR CONCERN OF CIRCUMSTANCES

There are some concern about how we do our concerns of circumstances.

Delicate Stranger · # ? Sep 30, 2007 18:00

This site is for a presidential candidate. The copy is indescribably awesome, here is his stance on current issues:

OUR CONCERN OF CIRCUMSTANCES

There are some concern about how we do our concerns of circumstances.

trumpy303 · # ? Oct 4, 2007 05:26

http://www.libertarianpassions.com/

"A free online dating & social networking site specifically for Libertarian singles. If you believe in free will, individual liberty, and personal responsibility, Libertarian Passions is the site for you."

mundane haircut · # ? Oct 4, 2007 15:10

http://www.sydneypartyshop.com.au/

The website doesn't quite create a "party" atmosphere for the viewer, but you do get the urge to throw up into their potted plant. It's not so much the flashing graphics and the odd spelling mistake that makes this site remarkable, it's the attention to detail. Most of the pages have different designs and they are all terrible.

Etnies · # ? Oct 4, 2007 22:42

http://www.roflcat.com

I was searching for a Magic Eye, and found a picture that led me to this site.

It's basically a bunch of pictures that completely slander what dignity internet lingo had... with cats in each picture.

The Admiral · # ? Oct 10, 2007 00:37

Kharis Institute:

Remember the Jediism Weekend Web?

Well, one of the members of that forum started an institute. Not a mental institute, but a Jediism institute. Think of a college, only for people who want to follow Jediism.

From the main page:

quote:

Certification is the second part of this site. When a teacher graduates from Kharis Institute they will then be capable of applying for Jedi Teacher Certification, which will be recognized at a number of sites. Please click on Certification in the navigation bar to find out more information.

http://www.kijw.org/

Treytor · # ? Oct 11, 2007 15:48

The correct answer is obviously the Official Darlene Cates Website.

She is a shining star.

We hope that so far you
have been having a blessed 2006!

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Risita · Risita Dec 8, 2005

Anyone who likes our buddy Kim Jong Il would probably enjoy this website:

http://kcna.co.jp/

It's the website of the Korean Central News Agency, official news source of North Korea. It's got some of the most ridiculous propaganda ever. Most of the articles are attacks on the US and Japan ("U.S. Reckless Arms Buildup under Fire!") sprinkled with really irrelevant North Korean happenings ("Polish Sports Poster Exhibition Held"). Also note that the official *North Korean* news site is hosted in *Japan*...I guess the Dear Leader couldn't find any servers in his own country...