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504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Thirsty Girl posted:

ha ha great link today keep it up

Do you know something we don't?

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Why don't we have a new ALOD? Here's one with fundamentalist religion, black Jesus, serpent people, Super Bowl occult ritual concerts, and loads more!
http://revelationnow.net/2013/11/18/rise-of-the-serpent-people/

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Why don't we have a new ALOD?
Because this decade's link isn't yet done, that's why.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Suspicious Dish posted:

What were you trying to convert?

People to the guiding light of Jesus

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

morboweirwood posted:

People to the guiding light of Jesus

even if i have to wait 2 years and 9 months, glad to see someone appreciate my posting

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

This is a lot like Pigsfeet's submission but like whatevs
https://thefourthangelsbowl.wordpress.com/2014/09/02/the-big-headed-scientist-yakub/

Context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub_(Nation_of_Islam)

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

funny link today thanx!

drans
Sep 1, 2016
Ramrod XTreme
So is this ever going to actually happen?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

The Body Politik: The story of Johnny Five Aces' tour of duty in Afghanistan and the Islamophobe it turned him into.

http://trevor-nielson.deviantart.com/

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

super sweet best pal posted:

The Body Politik: The story of Johnny Five Aces' tour of duty in Afghanistan and the Islamophobe it turned him into.

http://trevor-nielson.deviantart.com/

The current alod still has another 6 months to go.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Lowtax, a wise man once said "If you're good at something, never do it for free."

That man? Well, he's my best friend, the Jorkler.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
What if the thing you're good at is "Doing stuff for free"?

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



504 posted:

What if the thing you're good at is "Doing stuff for free"?

poo poo... gently caress......

g spence
Nov 5, 2003

I AM THE SKA BOSS. YES. YES I AM.
spacejam.com is still around for some reason. I don't think it's been updated since '96.

Dr. Fishopolis
Aug 31, 2004

ROBOT
http://hotspot.wirelessdesignmag.com/

please, someone watch all 239 episodes of this sequentially

VERY COOL MAN
Jun 24, 2011

THESE PACKETS ARE... SUMMARILY DEALT WITH
cool, i love longstanding somethingawful front page feature "awful link of the last two-plus years"

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
We are bad parents, we forgot the daily links 2nd birthday.. Happy second birthday for 2 weeks ago!

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Please call us back, ALOtD, we are worried.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Why even bother with Awful Link of the Day anymore? All the stuff that would have had its own Geocities website or tiny forum as recently as five years ago have all migrated to Facebook, Twitter, and Reddit. All the news blogs that regularly hosted bad opinions (now known as "hot takes") have given way to stuff like Breitbart and WNN on the right, or stuff like Buzzfeed and the family of websites owned by HuffPo, Vox, and Univision on what passes for the left.

The internet isn't as uniquely awful as it used to be. It's now awful in a mundane, same-y way. There's no reason to have ALOtD anymore. Give it an official retirement ceremony.

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
The last one should be somethingawful.com

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

get that OUT of my face posted:

Why even bother with Awful Link of the Day anymore?

Their not, its been nearly 2 and a half years.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

504 posted:

Their not, its been nearly 2 and a half years.
Well yeah, but why bother with this thread? It's not coming back even if the internet weren't a homogenized mess.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Well I think not bothering to even delete or close it probably fits "why bother" fairly well.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
gently caress MY oval office BLACK!!

There's a new link!

Water777
Mar 19, 2015
https://www.speakenglishwithvanessa.com/


become what you were born to be:

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
A speaker of English?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.bleedingcool.com/2018/12/20/dow-drops-600-points-marvel-extermination-x-men/

Comic book news site that blends in real-life news stories because apparently comic book nerds have no perception of reality outside of comic books

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BryanAdams
May 31, 2019

Ask no questions, get no answers
https://cow.vg
I just went to the site and it was actually pretty funny. They said that they had a mega milk producing cow and that it made donuts every morning. They then showed a woman's big boobies cleavage while she held freshly baked donuts.

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

Drunkboxer posted:

The Farts

A Japanese geocities site that, as you may have guessed, is about farts. There's a Fart Poems page, Farts BBS, and a kind of instruction manual for farting:

3. How to fart in front of someone's face.

If you have your friends smell your fart completely,
this technique is really effective.
You say to your friends like this.

(At this time you have the big box, bags or something like that
with your both hands. In short, you tell your friends you can't use
both your hands.)

You: Hey, will you pick my key out of my rear pocket?
Friend: O.K.

(Your friend will search the key in your pocket.
but no keys there. It is a lie.)

You: Hey, search harder. It must be.

(The harder your friend look for it,
the closer his face must approach to your hip.)
Don't miss this moment.
You fart with your power full.


Oh and it also features horrifyingly bizarre images like this:


I absolutely adore that there is still a Yahoo Japan 404 page for this

kinda makes me want to play Shadowrun Hong Kong again

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


This ALOD is brought to you by LOWTAX, who posted a new front page article when he should really take a hint and GO AWAY

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

Post his obituary here.

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
https://logological.org/girlfriend

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

By popular demand posted:

This ALOD is brought to you by LOWTAX, who posted a new front page article when he should really take a hint and GO AWAY

wow

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

I am Otis posted:

Post his obituary here.

Yeah you should.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
yo check this out: http://www.google.com

hark
May 10, 2023

I'm sleep

I think the sites down....I'm not seeing anything?

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

hark posted:

I think the sites down....I'm not seeing anything?

Delete your cookies.

hark
May 10, 2023

I'm sleep

ArfJason posted:

Delete your cookies.

No.

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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Then perish.

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