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Athelas
Jan 13, 2006

differences tend to fall by the wayside with proper lubrication
Ever wonder what kind of website would be spawned by the kind of woman that would disown her son and raise her daughter to be just like her?

Well, wonder no more.

Oh yeah, she plays World of Warcraft and purports to be a Buddhist. :rolleyes:

quote:

this one may be a tad long. or not. i’m not sure. it’s all bubbling and spinning around in my head and i have no idea where it wants to go, but i’m turning loose of the reigns and just letting it roll.

today, i heard one of the saddest things i have ever heard in my life. i heard someone tell someone else that there’s really no such thing as altruism because all human beings only do things that bring them things they want or need, so even acts that appear unselfish are rooted in selfishness. when the person they were telling this to disagreed, this little bit of ‘wisdom’ was reinforced with the statement that ‘their therapist had assured them it was true.’

outside of the thought that of COURSE a therapist would say such a thing… if not because it insures a state of mind that keeps their bills paid, then because it fosters a false reliance for ‘truth’, it just made me feel sad. a heavy and somewhat pervasive feeling of something approximating hopelessness hit me… but it’s edges were spiky with anger.

the actual thought of it really pisses me off. it is so patently simple to disprove.

oh yeah, sure, the man who sacrifices his life to pull people out of a burning building is totally into immolation. the person who steps out to push someone from the path of an oncoming truck only to die themselves in the effort was just thinking about the rich load of attention they were going to get from the media. your mother loved you because it made her look good to her friends.

how can ANYONE actually believe such a thing? not only is it untrue, it is an insidious lie that inevitably turns one to jaded disregard for others. and being the kind of person who looks for the ugly in others and really needs to find it there.

which brought me to the realization of why this is something people are willing to believe… people want to believe this because it makes their own choice to be selfish easier to make. after all, if no one can ever do anything good for another because even that good is based on something they’re getting for themselves… then one really doesn’t have to appreciate the good things others do for you… or be humbled by them… or do anything more than use those who have ‘needs’ that coincide with what one wants… right?

good grief. this makes what happened with Dagan make SO much more sense. he just could NOT believe i would do something nice for him without any ulterior motivation. so he looked and looked until he could find SOMETHING to point at and say, “AH HA! SEE? I KNEW YOU WERE A TERRIBLE PERSON!” and then use that to justify his own hurried exit.

he felt so uncomfortable and so out of his element not to be able to find something ‘obvious’ to find flaw with… and was so guilty and self-loathing that he COULD NOT simply savor our friendship…. so he picked and poked until he found something he could blow it up over… and that’s precisely what he did.

actually, now that i think of it… that’s what heath did, too.

i’ve spent so much time feeling hurt for what happened, as if either of them would (or could) ever possibly be willing to just accept a good thing for what it was. impossible. it simply was not possible. wow.

it doesn’t do me much good to think on this kind of thing. i always wind up feeling much of the world and those who live in it are just… no. hah. actually, that is MY problem, now isn’t it? right here. in this set of sentences. the entire pattern revealed. i suppose i’m the opposite of most of the world. i simply will not accept it is impossible.

both because i do it and because, if i accept that, then there is nothing to stop me from becoming just like that. and, frankly, that is the most horrific thing i can imagine - to live a life where i could ever feel that people are ‘always like that’ or that there is some horrible worm in the middle of every beautiful thing someone does.

now that i think of it, i have heard strains of this from my friends off and on. one friend over in the uk has said to me here and there that ‘you do not do these things unselfishly, you do them for how they make you feel.’

i have long since stopped trying to explain otherwise. what’s the point? it could only look like denial. i’m content with my own intentions and motivations and the pensiveness of always having them questioned does not and will not impede.

but i occasionally see or hear this lie being perpetuated, mostly just like the circumstance that spawned this post. and when i do, i am always torn between wanting to jump in and point out how ridiculous the idea IS and understanding that anyone who could or would believe such a thing really isn’t in a place to see it any differently.

people delight in their little sufferings. i do not understand why. i do not think i ever will. but they prefer them often enough and with enough consistency that there is no real way to avoid that this is the case.

the only reason i have ever seen that altruism dies is that a human can only take so much denigration and derision for wanting to bring good into the world before they stop being willing to do so. thankfully, there are those whose spirits were and are strong enough to withstand that tonnage of petty slander and second-guessing. i think about the ones who were like Atlas and i wonder how it is they are so easily forgotten.

i conclude it is a marginalization process. perhaps if humans can break the best intentions from most, it makes it easier for them to ignore the sterling examples that remain untouchable. but i admit, the thought makes me sad…. for how can you ever be other than sad to know humans generally prefer to shatter beauty rather than admit it is so?

Stumbled across this a while back while searching the internet trying to see what my biological mother has been up to since she ditched me when I was a child, but haven't had the stomach to read her garbage in any real depth.

Figured you folks would get a kick out of it, anyway.

EDIT/UPDATE: There is a lovely entry today where she talks about what a horrible, horrible person I am for posting a link to her website here, and she's banned my IP from viewing her site (easily skirted with a proxy, but not worth the time here at work).

Athelas fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Oct 26, 2007

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Fenix
Oct 26, 2007

by Fistgrrl

Athelas posted:

Ever wonder what kind of website would be spawned by the kind of woman that would disown her son and raise her daughter to be just like her?

Well, wonder no more.

Oh yeah, she plays World of Warcraft and purports to be a Buddhist. :rolleyes:


Stumbled across this a while back while searching the internet trying to see what my biological mother has been up to since she ditched me when I was a child, but haven't had the stomach to read her garbage in any real depth.

Figured you folks would get a kick out of it, anyway.

EDIT/UPDATE: There is a lovely entry today where she talks about what a horrible, horrible person I am for posting a link to her website here, and she's banned my IP from viewing her site (easily skirted with a proxy, but not worth the time here at work).

Actually, she banned you because it seems the only thing you're capable of is this manner of venom, anger, and bile and she'd rather remain apart from you than continue to be the excuse you use for not taking care of the obvious issues that have resulted from refusing to seek therapy for these anger management problems.

To be accurate, she didn't ban you for coming here to air your psychological dirty laundry, she banned you because anyone who would do this obviously isn't someone deserving of access.

Perhaps you think it is healthy to splash your pathology and angst here. Maybe you even think you think if you can find others to support the behavior, it means it's ok... and if that's what you need to feel good about yourself or to continue to avoid the reality that things are never as black and white as you'd like to think, well you just go for it, m'kay?

Back here in the real world, I'll just remember you're still my son and no matter how angry you get, or how little you listen, or how unwilling you are to hear anything but your own ugly inside, you're still loved.

But love doesn't mean putting up with abuse, and frankly, as may be seen here, abuse seems to be just about all you have to offer right now. I look forward to the day that changes. May it come soon.

Athelas
Jan 13, 2006

differences tend to fall by the wayside with proper lubrication

Fenix posted:

Actually, she banned you because it seems the only thing you're capable of is this manner of venom, anger, and bile and she'd rather remain apart from you than continue to be the excuse you use for not taking care of the obvious issues that have resulted from refusing to seek therapy for these anger management problems.

To be accurate, she didn't ban you for coming here to air your psychological dirty laundry, she banned you because anyone who would do this obviously isn't someone deserving of access.

Perhaps you think it is healthy to splash your pathology and angst here. Maybe you even think you think if you can find others to support the behavior, it means it's ok... and if that's what you need to feel good about yourself or to continue to avoid the reality that things are never as black and white as you'd like to think, well you just go for it, m'kay?

Back here in the real world, I'll just remember you're still my son and no matter how angry you get, or how little you listen, or how unwilling you are to hear anything but your own ugly inside, you're still loved.

But love doesn't mean putting up with abuse, and frankly, as may be seen here, abuse seems to be just about all you have to offer right now. I look forward to the day that changes. May it come soon.

Actually, I posted your website here because the folks on this forum love to read the stupid fanfictions and rantings of self-absorbed World of Warcraft players and deadbeat parents.

I'm sure Lowtax thanks you for the $10, Bonnie. Now go back to your little world where you have complete control over everything posted and refuse to allow the people you criticize to respond where everyone else can read it. I can assure you that if you piss off the infamous crew of Internet Detectives here that what you view as such vile hatred and disrespect from me will pale in comparison to what they'll send your way.

Oh yes, and I'm not your son. The only people that have the right to call me that are the ones that raised me. You're just the person that provided the other half of the genetic material that produced me.

Athelas fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Oct 26, 2007

Authentic You
Mar 4, 2007

Listen now this is your
captain calling:
Your captain is dead.
Moving along..

I admin a forum and we have an advertising section for users' own sites that we might as well call 'Look what the cat dragged in!' Terrible Geocites/Freewebs/Invisionfree crap. However, this is the pinnicle of lovely bored-teenage-fantasy-nerd websites:

http://www.awesomefantasybooks.com/

Note that the author letter in the most recent entry is a confirmed fake, and we had a run-in with this kid after he plagiarised content from multiple book sites, including ours. Besides that, it's hideous and the tacky animated smilie gifs are leeched.

And there's more! In recent months, this kid decided to move onto blogging! If you like reading other people's pretentious delusional bullshit, you mustn't miss out:

http://fantasywriter.wordpress.com/

Banano
Jan 10, 2005
Soiled Meat
Thought I had a surefire winner this one - a site dedicated to pictures of men in orthopaedic gear, now celebrating its tenth year on the internet. Make sure you check out the link to Martin's Shoe and Boot Emporium.

http://members.frys.com/~orthofun/index.html.


After seeing the 3 foot ropes of poo and spongebob porn though I'm not so sure.

Insurrectum
Nov 1, 2005

Website:
https://www.savesurge.org

Forum:
http://www.karks.com/surge/phpBB2/

A website that's been running since 2002 that's purpose is to unite all those who share the love of a poorly selling caffeinated beverage. The main page updates frighteningly often with interviews about surge, surge sightings, surge testimonials, etc. They have quite an active forum with forums for pretty much every topic surge and not-surge related, with jewels such as this:

From a tattoo thread:

quote:

well...i will eventually...when im 16 or 18....im gettin a GIR tatoo and a SURGE tattoo...yea im gettin a SURGE tattoo....but which logo?...

quote:

ill have 2, 1 Mario/Nintendo and an ICP 1...

Some guy spending 45 dollars on a 2-liter of surge and drinking it on camera:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4zhJsOE4SQ

OH NO LADY, YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, MY FAVORITE DRINK IS #00FF99 NOT #99FF44 :bahgawd:

quote:

im not sure if every state has this restaurant, but its called : RYANS :
and i havent been there in forever and the soda fountain is kind of in the back where u dont see it, but anyway.. on the drink variety. it said
coke, diet coke, sprite, SURGE, fanta orange, barqs root beer.
when they asked me what i wanted to drink, i said.. surge. and they didnt say anything like.. we dont have that anymore or nothing. but when they gave us the drinks... mine was yellow.. i asked the lady.. i said is this surge? and she said yes. Evil or Very Mad surge isnt yellow i told her. she said it says surge on the fountain, soo... i guess it was mello yello or vault. i think it was mello yello. cause vault has a wierd ending taste from fountain. well, they bamboozled me.. next time i go im gonna ask for the sticker and if they say they cant ill tell him, would you do it for a klondike bar?? RazzRazzRazz


A few Faces of SaveSURGE.org:






Insurrectum fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Nov 11, 2007

Drunken Lullabies
Aug 1, 2006

by Debbie Metallica


:nws: http://www.shannonkringen.com/pride_ride0601.jpg :nws:
:nws: http://www.shannonkringen.com/facepaint03.jpg :nws:
:nws: http://www.shannonkringen.com/prideu.jpg :nws:

http://www.shannonkringen.com/


Goddess Kring Shannon Kringen Namaste Artist Model Shoepainter Multi Media

This is the personal website for some person who runs a show on public access named Shannon Kringen. She is also batshit insane. Her show consisted of her reading bad poetry (which I think may have been about her mother, I couldn't tell) and staring into the camera for long periods of time. Her shows are available on her website via Youtube. There are also nude pictures of her among other things I will never unsee, so you have been warned.

Space Poodle
Nov 11, 2007
JackMalebranche.com

Why is it an awful link?

Jack Malebranche (yes, really) is an author seeking to establish True Gay Manliness through the power of Manly Gay Satanism.

Really.

He's a gay dude that hates... gay dudes.

quote:

Androphlia is a manifesto full of truly dangerous ideas: that men can have sex with men and retain their manhood, that homosexuality can be about championing a masculine ideal rather than attacking it, and that the wicked, oppressive ‘construct of masculinity’ despised by the gay community could actually enrich and improve the lives of homosexual and bisexual men. Androphilia is for those men who never really bought what the gay community was selling; it’s a challenge to leave the gay world completely behind and to rejoin the world of men, unapologetically, as androphliles, but more importantly, as men.

He paints portraits of Anton LaVey and Vincent Price on velvet. (Actually, the art portion of the domain could be it's own awful link.)

He insists on intense rugged manliness, whilst maintaining delightfully whimsical facial hair.

He's a douche. He deserves mocking.

Mr. Britt
Apr 17, 2007
Learn like a champion!!!
Just...listen.
I really can't explain it. Well, I'll try.
It's a sweet old asian lady who sells albums featuring HORRIBLE tracks of her "singing" to what I assume are karaoke tracks of beloved American classic rock songs.
I present, Wing.
http://www.wingtunes.com/listen.html

"Wing Han Tsang (???), the singer popularly known as Wing, has in a few short years achieved world-wide fame and a cult following that transcends borders and languages. When Wing sings, you cannot miss her sincerity and the pure joy she has for singing. With her unique voice and determined spirit, she has achieved what many singers can only dream of doing."

Sorry if Wing is already an internet meme I'm just not privy to at this stage in my life, and I'm tampering with things I shouldn't.

Edit: A friend just informed me she was on South Park already, so...never mind. Sorry. I'm a douche.

Mr. Britt fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Nov 14, 2007

speakerknee
Mar 15, 2007

INJURY OUCH
Male Intuition

It's a small site, but it's filled with advice about girls for the poor clueless guys out there. As an added bonus, there's a heartbreaking and deep poem. This site is great for learning why girls get mad when guys leave up the toilet seat and also why all girls buy brand name clothing.

TacticalHoodie
May 7, 2007

I present The Kent County Kages:

http://kent-kages.piczo.com/?cr=1&rfm=y

Cosplayers who felt that if dressing up as anime characters was not bad enough, they decided to make up their own group, develop "unique characters" in the Nautro univerise and devoted a terrible piczo website about this.


They are a deadly assassin force that must disband when Dad comes home to park his truck. Also one of these mutants is a woman.

They have a whole lot of photos doing....I have no idea but it makes no sense at all. It's a Photo Bucket treasure trove with pictures and videos that ensure that they will never reproduce: http://s57.photobucket.com/albums/g220/Donut_Neko/


They encourage artists to help fill a empty fan art page:

quote:

To any artists out there!!!

We encourage you to either draw or write your creations to us. With the pics that we have on the gallery and your imagination, you have enough material to get creative! Ladies and Gentlemen, start you pencils and Draw!

They are appearing at a con I am going to with some friends next March. :suicide:

Deviled penis
Mar 29, 2006
I'd Rape the Blondes of Prussian Blue
http://www.kittyapocalypse.com/kittyaid/about.htm

just go there.

Deviled penis
Mar 29, 2006
I'd Rape the Blondes of Prussian Blue
AHAHAHA

contact info on her page.

Also moderates LJ community Cat_Macros:
http://community.livejournal.com/cat_macros/


Which has been spammed by a couple goons (her repsonse here:)
http://community.livejournal.com/cat_macros/3305243.html

Her LJ profile here:
http://kittydoom.livejournal.com/

ZippySLC
Jun 3, 2002


~what is art, baby dont post, dont post, no more~

no seriously don't post
http://www.paranormalghostsociety.org

One of my members posted a link to it on my forums. It's probably the worst thing I've ever seen.

quote:

Disclaimer:

By entering this site you agree you will not Sue us, Hold us Liable nor Responsible for what you are about to read about and see if you do we will counter sue since you have violated our privacy rights. All photography, buttons, logos are property of the Paranormal & Ghost Society. If you see something that is yours let us know and will ensure you get proper credit or remove it of course with the fact you provide us official paperwork that it is yours or electronic proof so we know if a mistake occurred due to it possibly being found on a free site etc. If y ou support the NWO, are Against the people or Affiliated with the United States Government please Exit. If you work for any law enforcement agency you are not allowed to enter this site if you do again we will pursue charges against the pending officer and any agencies. By entering this site You Agree to these terms by not following them if you enter this site Without following these terms you will be held liable in return. What you are about to see are REAL investigations of the paranormal and some of the b e s t paranormal photography in the world. What you do with the information and knowledge Cannot be used against us. We are a Legal business and we provide some nonprofit services and some commercial services as well although the profits that are concurred are Very Small in margin and get applied towards travel cost and equipment only as well as the funding for this site. You also agree not to enter this site if you have a Weak Heart some photos are Very shocking. We are Crusaders Of The Truth but we also are believers in the Old Ways and you will too after you take our journey. We Believe in the constitution and refuse to have our freedom of speech taken away. Also If you are a hacker or somebody out to cause us Difficulties we keep multiple copies of this site and our evidence with a Variety of people on CD-Rom and the names are hidden. This Ensures our safety for the site and us So think again. Any hacker attempt will be turned into the FBI and law enforcement agencies and yes I will prosecute you to the fullest extent. Most of our graphics belong to PGS some of them have been transloaded from our members and free sites for use. We claim that the Music is not our own and that we make absolutely make No Money from the music it is on our site for your pleasure if you like it Purchase the CD I have purchased all musical songs which Allows me to use it on my site for nonprofit use only.

If you pertain to any government, public authorities or any other related group or you are formally a worker of one you cannot enter this Internet page, You cannot hold us liable for any files or photos you see on this page some are submitted and all are used for educational purposes only. All the information the Internet page contains is private property and are not meant for viewing on any other purposes than said above. If you enter this Internet page without agreement to these terms you are violating clause 31.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act signed by Bill Clinton in 1995 and that involves your being not entitled to threaten our ISP(s), Site, Organization, or any person(s) , cannot prosecute any person(s) affiliated with this page which includes family, friends, the founder or individuals who run or enter this Internet page. You also understand that we do not damage property and any trespassing cannot be held against us since the photos on this page are only meant for viewing and do not constitute any physical proof that we were there. By continuing to view this Internet page, you are expressly, unconditionally and impliedly agreeing to all the terms set above.

IF YOU DISAGREE TO ALL THE TERMS SET ABOVE YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO ENTER THIS INTERNET PAGE AND (OR) ACCESS THE CONTENTS OF THIS INTERNET PAGE BY ANY OTHER METHODS AS A WHOLE OR IN ANY PART!!! IF YOU DISAGREE TO ALL THE TERMS SET ABOVE YOU MUST LEAVE THIS INTERNET PAGE IMMEDIATELY!!!

Recommended System Requirements to view this site would be a 56k/Broadband connection and better, 256 Ram, Pentium 2 Processor or better, and most important your display settings on your monitor (screen) must be set at 1280 X 1024/16million colors since our site is VERY graphics intense.

Delrith Ur
Apr 26, 2006

by angerbeet
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ILC-VTZ-XG4&feature=dir

Here is an amazingly in-depth and accurate description of the exact steps required to buff your mustache using the proper levels of facial hair wax at specific intervals.

Be advised that this is ten and a half minutes of mustache.

Captain Q
Nov 30, 2005

I CONJURE THIS INTREPID FANTASYSCAPE WITH TEARS BLED FROM THE WISDOM-WEARY EYES OF FIFTY THOUSAND IMAGINARY MAGICIANS
https://www.ryanweather.org

Weekly Weather forceasts from Ryan the Weather Geek, broadcasted straight from scenic "Ryan's Basement" somewhere in Louisville KY. Check out his Videos section for his stint on the local news, "Shadowing" a real live meteorologist, Mr. John Belski.

Or check out his store, featuring such appealing Merch as the RYAN WEATHER WALL CLOCK or the RYAN WEATHER TOTE BAG

Weather forecasts the way GOD intended it to be.

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
A friend sent me this link, it's from my home state, the great state of Iowa, and features some of the web's best boudoir photography!

http://www.dennyscottphoto.com/boudoirsamplesctrl.html

Enjoy.

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
StumbleUpon presents:

http://www.sissykiss.com/

Website about guys dressing up as little babies or girls in really retarded pink frilly poo poo. Includes forum, where most of the stuff's to be found.

Probably prime material for WeekendWeb, too.

G. Hosafat
Apr 16, 2003

:m10:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uHIVS7O7Z70

The UK Grappling Club. It's a club for people who like to grapple... in an "erotic" manner.

http://www.ukgrappling.co.uk/

MudHoney
Jan 15, 2007

by elpintogrande
http://www.ronpaulblimp.com/


I'll let the website do the talking


"Imagine.. the mainstream media is mesmerized as the image of the Ron Paul blimp is shown to tens of millions of Americans throughout the day (and throughout the month).

As GPS coordinates stream to the website a map shows the Ron Paul blimp's location in real time. The local television stations broadcast its every move. The curious flock together and make a trip to see history in the making. Emails with pictures are sent, then forwarded, then forwarded again. Youtube videos go viral and reach tens of millions of views. Ron Paul becomes the first presidential candidate in history to have his very own blimp. The PR stunt generates millions upon millions of dollars worth in free publicity, and captures the imagination of America."

LostCause
Jun 27, 2003

by Peatpot
I just found this looking for ASCII art.

http://woofaboomus.ngender.net/

Good loving lord.

I originally landed on this page at first. :nws: obviously.

I bet this is a goons website.


Edit: Jesus loving Christ

LostCause fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Dec 14, 2007

unixbeard
Dec 29, 2004

Obsessive fashion people

17 Different Ways To Tie Shoelaces - This guy has a lot of information on shoelaces and shoelace knots.

quote:

Don't be put off by this daunting collection of traditional and alternative shoe tying methods. The first two knots are all that most people will ever need. Grab some shoelaces or a piece of rope, get comfortable and give them a try. They really aren't that hard to learn!

quote:

I guess the main aspect of my character that comes through as a common theme is that I'm passionate about efficiency. Much of my web site deals with different forms of efficiency, and having efficient ways of tying shoelaces is just one area that I figure most people could benefit from. I'm pretty easy-going, so if you figure this stuff is not for you, then that's cool too.

There is also What are you wearing today. This guy meticulously takes pictures of the clothes he is wearing that day and posts them on his blog. No commentary, just pictures of his clothes. He's been at it over a year and a half.

Drillionaire
Dec 20, 2007

:nws:http://goddessmine.livejournal.com/:nws:

A Dominatrix who convinces her "piggies" over the internet to send her massive amounts of gifts that she then photographs and puts up on her live journal. She requires $500 USD to join her slaves and will make it nearly impossible to leave their ranks once you join. She expects financial submission constantly from all her slaves.

An example of one of her slaves:


quote:

Nintendo Wii Recharge Station $30 and some flash memory card a pindick included for Me - thanks, I guess?
Not much to say other than it does its job - just like the mindless pricks I'm dealing with daily!

Drillionaire fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Dec 24, 2007

Beardless Woman
May 5, 2004

M for Mysterious
:nws:Make Me Heal:nws:

A forum for women to get on and take pictures of their pre and post-op liposuctions and breast implants/reductions. They also discuss in great detail awful, awful things.

They reach out with such questions and topics as:
"forgot to take antibiotic last night, is that bad"
"did you have gooey stuff all over eyes when wheeled out??"
"Is it normal- breasts warped, & flat from benelli. new P"

But the pictures.... oh god.
:nws: :nms: https://wi.somethingawful.com/95/956f5856c6892188319fccdc9f57036e5e48b793.jpg :nms: :nws:

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

:nms: http://www.bkgirls.net/frameset.html :nms:

Are you a mother? Do you love your daughter? No, I mean, really LOVE your daughter? Like, love her so much you want to teach her how to eat you out? Well then...


poo poo, I can't go on, you get the idea.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

http://www.niggermania.org

name says it all

Stumbled across this while reading the comments on an article on the drudge report.

It actually make me feel physically ill. Especially the Ni**er hunting video's

same
Mar 31, 2004

Seriously
http://kittywigs.com/wigindex.html

Cotton B. Gross
Jun 21, 2006

by Fragmaster
http://www.aspieaffection.com/

Fun fact: Forums user Ferretball has an account on this site, but I forget what name he uses there.

Critizen
Jun 26, 2007

http://www.clair-ascension.com/

Mystical new-age babble. For example, were you aware that

clair ascension posted:

DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid) is the blueprint containing encoded information for our physical, emotional, mental and spiritual make-up. According to reliable Spiritual sources, the medical model for DNA is incomplete. There are actually 12 physical and 12 spiritual strands, a total of 24 strands. When we are born, usually only 1 of those 24 strands are activated. As we evolve, more become activated. However, even the highly evolved, such as lightworkers, have only up to the 11th or 12th strands self-activated. In order to have 22 out of 24 strands activated, we are offering a King Salomon 22 strand DNA Activation, a very sacred, ancient ritual. It is performed by one who has been trained, initiated, and authorized to do so by the Brotherhood/Sisterhood of Light.


You may pay by credit card, money order, or by personal check.


Along the same lines, let Gudni Gudnason, head of the Rocky Mountain Mystery School stare deep into your eyes while he tells you all about himself.

Gudni posted:

[I]was born in northern 'Viking lands' of Iceland and was initiated into the lineage of King Salomon with priesthood powers from high Priest Melchizedek, (this was done in the Great Pyramid of Giza) Guardian of the Secret of the Holy Grail and authorized to do the work by the HIERARCHY of LIGHT in all manner with the highest powers given to a human.



***Welcome Travlerz to *Mawelulu's Time Space Continuum***
I'm not too sure what exactly that site is for, but it contains this

and this

so I know it's something special and worth checking out.

Downtown Abey
Feb 14, 2002
Just wanted to give everyone in this thread my thanks for posting some good ALODs - I've used quite a few of them so far & already I've received some excellent feedback. Some quick pointers:

  • If the website is terrible and popular, there's a good chance we've already covered it in the past. I always backcheck the best that I can, so don't worry too much about sending in duplicate links.

  • Don't even bother with a Geocities page - an ALOD generates a lot of traffic, and it's no fun if people can't see the website.

  • The same usually goes for blogs that can easily be made private, or forums that require registration. If they are INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE, we can make an exception & I'll put some extra effort in taking screencaps of what is so wrong for everyone.

  • Please do not email me about bonsaikitten.com . That site is older than Something Awful, everyone knows about it, everyone knows its a fake, and there's no use in beating dead cats.

Thank you very much for the help!

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

http://www.bernardrhodes.com/

The personal website of Bernie Rhodes, the man who is most famous for being the manager of The Clash (and the man who hosed up the band and led to their breakup).

The site itself is an odd collection of rambling quasi-Marxist rhetoric mixed with what he considers to be shocking revelations about the nature of society, not to mention how many times he has to tell everyone how awesome and revolutionary he is. The site also sells t-shirts and hosts fake positive reviews of the album "Cut the Crap", the Clash album that Bernie produced (he also blames the media as the reason that no one liked it). Add these things together with a bad use of text size and color and a very amateurish site design, and you have one very awful website.

Happy Go Lumpy
Sep 17, 2007

Yes, very wondering.

Drunkboxer posted:

:words: about farts.

wow, you were not kidding.



One of my all time favorites is Joan Ocean, who posts her conversations with whales, dolphins, fish, extra terrestrials and sasquatch.
http://www.joanocean.com/sasquatch.html

Happy Go Lumpy fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Jan 7, 2008

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

:nws:EROTIC DEEP STOMACH PUNCHES:nws:

Third rate porn actresses wailing on each other's stomachs with fists and feet. The way they describe the videos is both hilarious, sad, and ultimately disturbing when you think that someone, somewhere, got wood from reading them.

Atimo
Feb 21, 2007
Lurking since '03
Fun Shoe
I was going to write up something, but the video on the first page says far more then I ever could.

http://www.totaltestament.com/

Click the "New Idea" link for extra jesus goodness!

Happy Go Lumpy
Sep 17, 2007

Yes, very wondering.
edit: gently caress my link. GO THERE ^^^^^^^^
MANY MANY TREATS FOR JESUS!
Quick links to hot stuff!:
ROCK AND RO-u-OLL (for jesus)

RAPPIN' OUT! (for jesus)

Happy Go Lumpy fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Jan 18, 2008

BobbyThompson
Mar 23, 2001
http://www.xollabinc.com/

"See through thick colthing even more see people completly naked"

DIGI Eye X-Ray glasses are a breakthrough new tri-performance X-Ray lens material unique in delivering a combination of superior optics and impact resistance in an ultra lightweight lens. DIGI Eye lens material is uniquely powered by sunlight absorbed through delicate tiny pair of solar panels, addition to superior optics in a thin and lightweight lens.

Last Sep, the Xollabinc Director, Dr.Gerald Vandergrif, announced the formation of the Revolutionary Technology (CXG) X-Ray glasses. Technology that allows to see through thick clothing and materials.

Ever since NFA awarded Xollabinc the contract back in 1988, they have developed numerous space optical lens Technologies working site by site with NFA "Teamwork really comes into play when you have BIG gals."Dr. Gerald (Gerry) Vandergrif ” announced the Revolutionary technology “DIGI Eye X-Ray glasses" In last september, sense the announcement Dr. Vandergrif has been awarded four scientific high nominations and a NFA awards.Until the and of 2008 most of the World security agencies will use the DIGI Eay X-Ray glasses against terrorists to eliminate dangers consequences...



Whois says it was registered on the 12th Jan, didn't come up in any searches, I seriously haven't got a loving clue if it is real or not!

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




http://www.dillonsbaths.com/

Apparently Dillons Russian Steam Baths is a legend in the Boston area. Maybe the place is great, but it looks sketchy as all get go. Their website does little to encourage me.

Filled with animated gifs of trees blooming, nuns running, and peppered with blinking text, this site would make 1997 embarrassed.


Be sure to take a tour of their amazing facilities! Here's a sneak peak!


I used to live by this place, and by far the creepiest thing is the one thing they don't have on their website: their sign.

Space Poodle
Nov 11, 2007
There is something sadder than pretending that you live in the Star Trek universe. And, that this is pretending that you live in the Gorean Universe.

And, so we have:

http://www.goreanwhispers.com/home.html

It's basically everything that can go wrong with a "homepage" and then some, lovely graphics, "effects" menus, poetry. Plus, "meaningful" conversation about pretending that you actually live in that movie Outlaw from MST3K. Plus, it somehow manages to be about lifestyle bdsmers, without including a ton of porn.

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
http://theflatearthsociety.org/

a site full of flat earth theory supporters complete with "scientific" evidence. Hang on to your hats the crazy is just a click away. This probably would be better included on the weekend web though since the only clickable item points to the forums.

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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Fred Phelps:Gays :: Carol AS Thompson:People who don't smoke.

http://smokershistory.com is full of gems like:

"anti-smokers deserve to be prosecuted for crimes against humanity, and hanged like the loathsome criminals that they are."

and "(S)mokers should have turned to violence long ago! Violence against those phony, nazi "public health" pretenders and their media sluts as well, to teach them that we will submit to their vicious lies no more!"

and "(W)e should exterminate these vermin, genocide their children, and smash their putrid culture to rubble"

and "We loathe you! We despise you! We hate your guts and we want you to die! We should be supporting al-Qaida, and help to wipe your corrupt, lying government off the face of the earth!"

and "The annihilation of these psychopathic lie-spewers is the solution to humanity's problems!"

and "We must have REVENGE! REVENGE! REVENGE! for everything they've done to us! Never forgive and never forget their crimes!"

These are obviously the frothing-at-the-mouth rants of a paranoid schizophrenic. Does that make this site too much of a fish in a barrel?

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