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bakedfurs.org Artwork and discussion of loving furries using drugs.  for drugs, obviously.If you have questions about sticking jimsonweed into your furry tailhole, ask the Urban Fox! On Dec15/07 Anonymous asked: SWIM takes an LSA extract (HBWR source) to help him get in touch with his furry or animal self, but he doesn't like the negative sexual side effects (impotence) that come with taking the extract. Any recommendations to deal with the problem or perhaps any alternative drug recommendation to help SWIM, preferably an ethnobotalical SWIM can legally buy. LSA usually turns this fox into a crazed, perverted bastard - but from what I understand it tends to be a fairly individual thing. For guaranteed results, you should of course be looking for viagra or cialis; for a 'natural' alternative I would suggest looking into yohimbine. - The Urban Fox We wouldn't want to turn a furry into a pervert, oh no! On Sep29/07 Anonymous asked: Cocaine, more effective if dosed via suppository? Theoretically yes, but theoretically large enough doses to get a good buzz on would burn your tailhole, especially the lower the quality. Still, if you give it a shot let us know the outcome. And send pics, please ^.~ - The Urban Fox Thank god pics apparently have not been sent yet.
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http://www.rufskin.com/ I just... *blinks* It's the gayest clothing site I've seen in years. Gayer than American Male. Epic Gay. Like, providing uniforms for the Gay Steelworkers Union gay. Amazing bandana banana hammock gay. Maybe it would be better for fashion swat?
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http://www.amesfanclub.com/ The Ames chain of stores went out of business in 2002, but some doofus decided to make a fan site. It is just really lovely and depressing to look at. They have an entire page dedicated to screenshots of the front of stores. Here is a page about the webmaster. He is insane with his love in all things Ames: http://www.amesfanclub.com/members/chris/index.htm
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http://www.whitepride.tv/ Your typical run-of-the-mill white supremacist website that looks like it's straight out of 1997. Oh, and they're on public access television too. Think of it like an anti-BET. Edit: "A Family Friendly Site" get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Feb 1, 2008 |
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http://www.fishandbear.com/ This link, right there, epitomizes the expression, "bitch crazy." This website is all about the amusing excursions of one "snuggle bear" and one "cuddle fish" who happen to be completely infatuated with eachother, and have stuffed animal children. Not only is there design that looks like it's been done by an 8-year-old, to-do lists, and amusing bloggish posts with revealing photographs, there is a point system in their relationship, called the cuddlefund. See for yourself. http://www.fishandbear.com/cuddlefund.html And it completely frightens me that Cuddle Fish is older than I am. dynendal fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Feb 6, 2008 |
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http://www.projectenterprise.net/ Creepy overweight guy trying to build an interior 3d model of the original star trek enterprise while using crappy 3d software. He used to live on my hall, doesn't know how to spell, and uses comic sans font in his "resume" which is posted on his bare portfolio website http://www.joshuapike.net/ which is also ALOD material in itself. Sad Nerd's Biography posted:I am currently enrolled in my second quarter at the Savannah College of Art and Deign, Majoring in animation. my knolige at this point is modeling, I have exstensive knolige of how to model in rhino, and have some knowlige of how to model in rhino.
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Meet Steve Pecoraro http://www.youtube.com/user/WannaTalk2GOD2 Steve Pecoraro's youtube profile posted:Age: 46 This fat tool basically posts videos of himself spouting off on things like chi energy, offering his "professional" rape counseling services (professional because his office is in a "real doctor's building"), teaching the internet what he learned about the TOUCH OF DEATH from gangster movies (dim mak for you non-saiyans), and posting heartfelt and shirtless appeals to reason. You better not anger him anger him because he'll respond with the incisive wit of an Eastern master. Steve Pecoraro's youtube PM to me posted:Subject: Why dont we meet each other In closing, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXFYLFZbWjk
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http://www.lpsg.org/ Forum > Discussion Forum > Sex With A Large Penis > biggest cock on the forums?? so you can go on there and brag or whatever. definite Weekend Web potential, if it hasn't been done before. blogs section is a bit of a goldmine too.
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http://www.libertyeditions.com/ Limited Print run Ron Paul prints. Has to be seen to be believed. Some of the most horrid tacky "artwork" ever seen by man. Also has what looks like a cropped Ron Paul pasted in (Just look at liberty spears the enemy).
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http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.com/ Seems like your standard conspiracy site. I don't know, I can't look at it for too long.
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Fatties are always easy pickings for comedy, but this just isn't funny. I have nothing against them personally, but these whales became intolerable when they started proclaiming to be my equal and simultaneously suggested an anti-fat conspiracy.  This is the site of an organization who has nobly stepped up to the task of stopping discrimination against fat people. The site features a newsletter, events (read: press releases), as well as pamphlets that clear up common myths about being fat such as: NAAFA posted:MYTH: "It's not healthy to be fat." The site also features a hall of fame. Instead of showcasing anyone who has gotten off their fat rear end to make a difference in fat society however, this portion of the site is nothing more than pictures of fat celebrities (John Candy, Benjamin Franklin, Orson Welles, and so on). Lastly, there is the Fat Activist Task Force. NAAFA posted:What is the Fat Activist Task Force? Woo! Task Force! Let's be activists... while sitting on computer chairs drowning ourselves in greasy snacks.
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I somehow found this as an external link from Wikipedia. LoveSponge: The Anikan Skywalker/Dorme Portal A site dedicated to a large collection of fan fiction about a forbidden love between Anikan Skywalker (Episode II era) and Dorme, one of Padme's handmaidens who gets approximately 15 seconds of screen time. What makes this site hilarious isn't so much the fan fiction (I haven't dared to look at it) but the content surrounding the fan fiction: Each story has a detailed analysis of the characters and an intimate probe into the structure of their relationship and invent a detailed personality profile for a character that I'm pretty sure never had any real lines in the movie. There's also a canon page that gives proof to their claims, or in other words, three movie stills of Dorme standing there with a context free explanitory caption under each one. quote:Vader and Dormé is not such a ‘crack’ pairing as you might believe…In fact, next to Obi-Wan and Sabé, this is very logical and realistic pairing. There's much more, but I think this quote says it all. This site's a doozy, boys. Have fun. OilSlick fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Feb 27, 2008 |
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I think I found the best website ever made. http://woots.homestead.com/ It's about 5 pages of animated gifs of terrible bass guitar-related garbage, and it's still updated continuously, as is his eye-searing Myspace. Also contains numerous 9/11 tributes and simultaneous war protests, all in gif form.
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http://www.fredandsharonsmovies.com/
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http://www.cotcross.com/ Mission Statement Making Disciples of Jesus (Mat 28:19) throughout Azuroth, focusing on the Bible, while having Christian fellowship, developing a close community and enjoying the game together with people from all playing styles (PvP, Raiding, Casual). Goals, and plans to accomplish them 1) Make Disciples of Jesus - Encourage players to read the Bible - Constantly bring up Bible topics for discussion - Exort those who are living in sin, especially for those that call themselves Christians - Be loving, and gentle as we counsel those who are admittedly struggling with sin
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http://www.geocities.com/expagan4christ/ If you can be bothered to read through the pages this is either the uncovering of a satanic coven in the UK...or the deluded ranting of a mentally unstable God-botherer. quote:And lastly, remember THE BATTLE IS ALREADY WON!!! So why the gently caress are you fighting it?
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http://www.christvertising.com/ It's a site that is christian advertising. But it doesn't do any work, it's all about how your business will succeced if you pray.
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Edit: Never mind, it was. here, have a list of gay or allegedly gay bands: http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands Action Carl fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Apr 6, 2008 |
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I didn't see this one mentioned here: http://starman.com/ Not to be confused with popular EarthBound fansite Starmen.net, Starman.com appears to be one man's poorly designed attempt at getting his software out there. Except his software is mostly useless, and his page is one animated GIF and MIDI file away from being Geocities quality. Yet he puts his full name and contact information on the page, indicating that this is his idea of professional. Includes the amazing Take-the-Deal program that calculates the probability of a deal being good on the game show Deal or No Deal!
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http://www.heatherfirth.com/ Photographs of rocks looking like dicks and tits, called "Earth Erotica". When George Bernard Shaw described the pathetic fallacy he was referring to pathos mis-projected onto inanimate objects. I don't think he could have imagined the misunderstanding of the word pathetic and how the laughable depths to which this site stoops only furthers that misunderstanding. Equally pathetic is the "endorsement" on the front by none other than intellectual luminary, Kim Cattrall. Although above all is how utterly churlish and childish these pictures are. I can't help but look at them and think the photographer tittered like a goon and said "heh heh heh...DONGES" as she snapped the pics. EDIT: This site has also seemingly offended some furry on Stumbleupon (who also hilariously censors his own swearing). Yes, a rock that by happenstance has been bore through to look vaguely like a vagina is an abomination onto man, but a man dressing as a porcupine porking a person of unknown gender in a sheep suit is perfectly natural. BridgeBurner fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Apr 12, 2008 |
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Gangster Sims/Urban Gangstas: Look, your Sims' hair just isn't ethnic enough. Vita Noble can help you with that. Their wall art isn't hood enough either, so download a collage of MLK, an eagle, and a flag. Or, if a cat on a surfboard is your brand of gangsta, he's got that poo poo covered. Bored with watching your extremely gangster Sims just standing around, not hustling, not keeping it real in any way? Vita Noble has devised a game you can play all by yourself to test just how strong their simulated flow is. Vita Noble posted:I've written a number of things but never a Sim Challenge. Who is this Vita Noble? How could one man make my Sims so much more urban? Why doesn't he showcase his doubtlessly mind-blowing other talents? BAM urbangangstas.com Vita Noble is a man with a lot to say. So much to say that he needs to employ non-traditional methods of saying it, such as political cartoons consisting of a Sims screenshot and a caption. How can you argue with clarity and eloquence like Vita Noble posted:drat, they tell us to say no to using drugs or selling them 'cause we're broke. How about our leaders looking at each other and saying no to another war because now they're broke? His literary pursuits extend into prose. Once you start reading it, you won't be able to stop. Vita Noble posted:My children looked at me solemnly. The short stories, thank God, are also illustrated with Sims screenshots, or as Mr. Noble calls them, "art illustrations I created to accompany it". And you know, it's all real. Not like really real, but real. Vita Noble posted:Note: The characters are a compilation of true attitudes and/or situations I've encountered in my life, family, and work as a black helping professional, but are not about specific people. The story is about the subculture of crime and drugs in black urban neighborhoods, but could be anywhere, from sea to shining sea. In memory to all my people lost to the lunacy. Jesus there's so much more I'm not going to shove it into one post.
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Pizza Delivery Discussion Board I was looking for the new Dominoes commercial and I found this. The main page is basically "be nice to your delivery guy", but their forums are some major Delivery Is Serious Business. Dominoes 4-4-4 Commecial quote:I'm yet to see it...If its true they blow up the driver's car in it, thats a total disgrace...Their marketing department have a total warped sense of humor, this is NOT funny...There are impressionable people out there, especially the lame ducks they seem to target in their commericals... These young teenagers, immature types that order for delivery, alot of them don't even have the sense to tip the driver, who knows what ridiculous thing they'd be influenced by...You notice the type of delivery customer in their commericals? The less desireable ones they market to... "Yo brah, lets make a movie where we deliver pizza and clock pussy on the beach, it'll totally be realistic" quote:While I was reading some of your posts and some emails from my fiancee' in Myrtle Beach, I came up with an idea for a movie, set at a Pizza Delivery Drivers Convention in Myrtle Beach, where, "Sex on the Beach", does NOT refer to a mixed drink. The movie would give the audience a realistic look at our profession and all the wierd hookups that would occur at such a convention. Who would these wierd hookups be and how would they develop? Any thoughts? Any ideas for the story line? Guys if I google my username I get hits for this forum ohshitohshitohshit quote:I'm a very paranoid person by nature, so it freaks me out a little bit when I noticed this today. When I type in "Sandwich Delivery Guy" on google, I get a ton of hits for Tipthepizzaguy.com threads. It's a little freaky. Mainly because of all the crap I talk about on here. It is even more scary that above and below the hits are Jimmy Johns ad's. You can drat well bet it's only a matter of time before my threads appear when someone types "Jimmy John's Sandwich Delivery" or something close.
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http://www.pactcanada.ca/ A bunch of NIMBYs crying that cell towers are killing our children, that the companies putting them up are tricking us, and "this tower might negatively impact your health, property values, and lifestyle?". There are also hilarious stock images of parents shielding their children from evil cell phone radiation and a photo gallery of misinformed suburbanites protesting not only the cell tower but the gas station that it is located on. The pictures with misguided protest signs alone warrants an ALoD. 
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http://www.artgoddess.com/purses.htm I don't know how I found this page, but god drat. Apologies if it's been seen before. The Velvet Vulva specialises in all your vagina shaped purse needs, and purports to be "A line of fine purses and magickal bags." The page looks fresh from '97 and is peppered with lacy and tasteful vagina shaped purses, and for those worried about the integrity of their vaginal satchels, don't worry because "Each has sumptuous fabric labia and a beautiful button clitoris." Although I'm not quite sure I can afford to shell out $175 a pop for a pussy-purse, I'm sure the envious looks on all my friends' faces will be more than worth it. The site is also a purveyor of valentine's gift vulvas, pocket vulvas and other such niceties. I am keen to shell out $350 for a vagina hat, too. Slightly NWS, as I'm sure you understand. I'd much rather my boss caught me looking at porn rather than vaginal purses, though.
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http://havenworks.com/ Havenworks can best be described as CNN on acid. It's a news site that is packed to infinity with as many stories, icons, and colored text as possible. The top part of the front page may as well be a geocities page from 1997, and it's barrage of colors and tiny font makes it almost impossible to read easily. Every link to an article has at least six icons that tell you what it's about, and in many cases outright steal the spotlight away from the news. At the bottom of the page they even proudly display "!-! Nominated for Most Poorly Designed Website in the World by Digg.com".
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Rhizoid posted:http://www.pactcanada.ca/ quote:• That this tower might negatively impact your health, property values, and lifestyle?
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http://www.pornfortheblind.org/ Wow. My friend just sent me this. There is not much text on here, but there are plenty of audio files which consist of people reading out intricate descriptions of what is going on in various pornos. Quite funny if you ask me.
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http://www.ranting-gryphon.com You know the "angry" type of comedian? Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, etc? Well, take that stereotypical "angry comedian" image... ...and make him into a furry. In fact, make him into a gryphon furry. That's 2 the Ranting Gryphon, and he's available to do routines at a furrycon near you! Or listen to his LSD Rants on mp3!
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http://www.christianet.com/christianecards/ This site has a lot of stuff on it, but I find the e-card section to be especially funny. The cards are really, really atrociously drawn and animated, and it looks like all of them were made in Paint. There are gospel tract e-cards, with different sections, including e-cards about why evolution isn't real, how a wife should serve her husband, why all Jews are going to hell, why everyone else is going to hell, etc. Each e-card can be accompanied by a Bible quiz if the sender chooses. A lot of the cards have really poor quality voice acting as well.      
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http://www.oilwars.com/ A site purely dedicated to ranting against the war in Iraq that also manages to sneak in Paulite-style attacks on the Federal Reserve Board and the value of the dollar. Instead of having multiple pages, the entire contents of the site takes up one long, massive, and poorly-designed page. Under each angry topic, there is a long graphic of blood dripping, which seems alright when it's under the counter of dead American soldiers, but just becomes too strange when placed under the historical quote in favor of the gold standard. The two things that represent the site best are:  and OilWars posted:Public Law 829 (77th Congress) Sec. 4(a) : zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 07:31 on May 19, 2008 |
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I bet a lot of furry sites are posted... ...but just look at the warning before you can enter. "This site contains adult content which includes, but may not be limited to, same sex and multi-sex relations, interspecies sex, vore (Where one creature is swallowing another whole and alive AND getting off on it!), and other, possibly, offensive materials. If this offends you, or you are too young to view such materials, I suggest you leave now! If your own morbid sense of curiosity beckons you in, it is not my problem. If this is your kind of site, however, Come in and enjoy! I know I do!" Me too, me too. http://www.dragonspot.net/dragonspot
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http://otakubooty.com/ So it's craigslist "casual encounters" meets anime lovers, apparently. Is any more explanation really needed? Sounds like a double   with cheese to me.
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Uhhh... http://niggermania.ws/newforum/index.php I really can't tell if they are some sort of FYAD-esque satirists or this is real. Either way it probably belongs in weekend web or ALOD. Wow, just came across http://www.niggerobama.com so this is a joke, right? Racism can't be that rampant anymore can it? Advanced society right guys? Ha ha? 
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http://www.asexuality.org/en/ an asexual's webforum. a message board for asexuals. if not fit for weekend web, then it's at least an ALoD. edit: also, trucking forum http://www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/?gclid=CL7b6ePmxZMCFQsiIgodvHdqCw dorkasaurus_rex fucked around with this message at 05:07 on May 27, 2008 |
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I'm not sure if it's been done before but the Dolcett Archives are a fountain of insane poo poo  http://www.necrobabes.org/dolcett/
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http://www.i-doser.com/ They sell mediocre Bed Bath and Beyond-caliber ambient music while passing it off as some kind of awesome mind drug. The threads on users' experiences taking the "doses" on the site forums are hilarious.
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http://www.geyerman.com/gencon/index.htm The home of gen-con enthusiasts. Always worth a good laugh.
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http://www.planetfeedback.com/ Basically a site where people go to post complaints for other people to read rather than just talking to the company. haha this one is great http://www.planetfeedback.com/hbo+direct+inc/programming/bill+maher+fired/308435 LeafHouse fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Jun 3, 2008 |
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Warp My Mind An online repository for hypnosis mp3's, that are supposed to do fantastic things such as turn you into a woman, a furry, or even a baby. They also have "premium memberships." Might make a good double-feature with i-doser.
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http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/ A British Sega fan site. We're not merely talking about fans of the Sonic franchise, oh no: these people are still angry that Sega is out of the console business for good, so they just trash the XBox 360, the Playstation 3, and the Wii in every way possible. An example of such stupidity is this article. Basically the author says that contrary to what Miyamoto said, Super Mario World could have been pulled off on the NES. He then points to an NES version of the game created by Asian hackers as proof that Miyamoto is wrong, never mind that it's buggy and has areas where you can get stuck and be forced to reset. The comments on the article are numerous and stupid, and they accuse the author of being a hack. It's like seeing a bunch of people who are still living in 1991.
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