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That Yossarian
Apr 9, 2008

by Fistgrrl
http://www.powerfulintentions.org/forum

I want this law of attraction forum to be a weekend web. I really want it.

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text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Do you like superheroines?
Do you like naked women?
Do you like superheroine outfits superimposed over images of naked women?

Great! Then we have this site for you!

Welcome to Batdude's Photomanipulations!

Definitely :nws:

Crazy Dinosaur
Jul 11, 2007

by Fragmaster

YourEvilTw1n posted:

Do you like superheroines?
Do you like naked women?
Do you like superheroine outfits superimposed over images of naked women?

Great! Then we have this site for you!

Welcome to Batdude's Photomanipulations!

Definitely :nws:

http://members.tripod.com/~Web_Shooter/spiderwoman.jpg

I have a feeling I'll be spending a lot of time here.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

You better watch out folks, a new series of movies made by Utah Wolf Productions can have Hollywood running for its money. The hard hitting one that should catch everyones interests is Shikito. Keep in mind that these are previews.

Utah Wolf Productions

From what I hear about this website that the creator of these movies is really serious about his films and his modeling agency

Crazy Dinosaur
Jul 11, 2007

by Fragmaster

Edgar posted:


You better watch out folks, a new series of movies made by Utah Wolf Productions can have Hollywood running for its money. The hard hitting one that should catch everyones interests is Shikito. Keep in mind that these are previews.

Utah Wolf Productions

From what I hear about this website that the creator of these movies is really serious about his films and his modeling agency

ahahahaha that trailer is the greatest thing I have ever seen. What the hell is wrong with the "grandmother"?

e: To contribute:

http://www.thecreationmuseum.org/

The Creation Museum/Taxidermy Hall of Fame/Antique Tool Museum. Be sure to look at the 5 questions an Evolutionist cannot answer: http://www.thecreationmuseum.org/5questions.htm

Crazy Dinosaur fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Jun 21, 2008

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

http://teensagainstporn.com/index.php

A Christian website that helps teens against the evils of pornography. They even use leetspeak in naming their podcast, "Teh Pr0ncast." The discussion board is also worthy of a Weekend Web update.

AlbertHerring
Oct 10, 2003

king of the may more like governor of virginia
http://www.igotthewongdoctor.com/

This guy used to advertise on a car that was parked in my neighborhood; I haven't seen it in a while, so I don't know where he's gotten to. Apparently, he had an issue of some sort with a poorly done operation performed by a local doctor, and now wants to see said doctor shut down and banned from practicing. I'm not really sure, and I don't think I'd trust him, given the "totally crazy loon from next door" vibe being thrown off by his website.

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

http://www.chimpout.com/forum/index.php


yes, an entire forum dedicated to chimping out. is it racist? considering i found out about it from the end of :nws:this video, :nws: i'd wager a "yes"



which brings me to my next link, because if you weren't horrified enough by the earlier video, there's a ton more at WNTube.com, which is White Nationalist Tube dot com. A YouTube for White Nationalists. some truly horrible and :nws: stuff on there so be careful

Crazy Dinosaur
Jul 11, 2007

by Fragmaster

Y-Hat posted:

http://teensagainstporn.com/index.php

A Christian website that helps teens against the evils of pornography. They even use leetspeak in naming their podcast, "Teh Pr0ncast." The discussion board is also worthy of a Weekend Web update.

The poll from their front page:
Which of these snowcone flavors makes your tongue smile and your tummy giggle?

Grape

Cherry

Watermelon

Sour Green Apple

Throat Punch

Hamburger

:aaa:

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Pulp Dallas posted:

The poll from their front page:
Which of these snowcone flavors makes your tongue smile and your tummy giggle?

Grape

Cherry

Watermelon

Sour Green Apple

Throat Punch

Hamburger

:aaa:
I'd rather make myself smile and giggle some other way, if you catch my drift. :awesome:

Crazy Dinosaur
Jul 11, 2007

by Fragmaster
From GBS: http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm

Just...just LOOK at it.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

http://www.brunopow.150m.com/website/

This man is convinced that the housing market in Britain is a better investment than gold or oil. He also writes in huge letters, makes .gifs that look like they're from 1997, and makes his points in a wide variety of colors. Read the entire site even though it's giant.

The Power of Heart
Jan 12, 2007
Cardioriffic
The Historical Archive of Clay Aiken Pins.

It's exactly what it sounds like. Obsessed fans have these lapel pins designed and actually made. And it's the Historical Archive so if your Clay Aiken pin isn't in here, it's not legit. :colbert:

And there are over one thousand.

gotterfunk
May 24, 2008
http://www.mercykennels.com/index.htm

These folks raise pit bulls not only because they love animals, but because they also love Jesus. By this I mean they apparently use their pit bulls to attract people they can proselytize to. There isn't a terrible amount of religious content, but they make up for it with a complete wreck of a site layout. Their main banner, for instance, includes disembodied Pit Bull heads floating over Golgotha.

Crazy Dinosaur
Jul 11, 2007

by Fragmaster
Hey moms, is your little boy getting into trouble again? Don't worry, the fine ladies at Petticoat Discipline Quarterly are here for you!

:nms:http://www.petticoated.com/:nms:

"Petticoat discipline and baby discipline have been used by sensible mothers, wives and others for over a century, and have always proved to be very effective at deflating any members of the male sex who are getting too big for their boots. At Petticoat Discipline Quarterly we believe that if it were more widely employed, then boys and men would be far more docile and respectful with members of the female sex, there would be much less crime, and divorce courts would be empty."

e: And be sure to check out their many fine posters, such as this inspirational masterpiece.

Crazy Dinosaur fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Jul 3, 2008

PiGuy
May 10, 2005
http://www.isoaker.com/

A website dedicated to Super Soakers and water fights in general.

It has a full archive of every Soaker made to date, with each one ranked in terms of Power, Encumbrance, Capacity, and Overall. There are also detailed reviews of each one, and lots of user comments on feed back on the various models.

This would be silly enough, but the "Battle / War Reports" are my main reason for nominating this site.

A detailed writeup of the "Second Battle of Southridge", http://www.isoaker.com/WaterWar/Stories/2008/war20080701.html is full of gems covering this epic battle such as:

"This battle was a trial free-for-all exercise at my condo complex between the core members of the Mizukage Tactical Unit, which included me Sparrow and Seraph. I wore my full ninja uniform and was armed with my trusty Flash Flood..."

"After a brief meditative period to get focused, and a sip of 5-Hour Energy, I donned my ninja mask and set out to find the opponents."

and, quite possibly the most disturbing quote from the battle report,

"I was now presented with a golden opportunity, an opportunity I've been waiting for all season, and one of my big resolutions for this season: to execute Kakashi Hatake's 1000 Years of Death jutsu;

with his back turned, I rushed up to Seraph, rammed my flood nozzle into his rear-end and unloaded an entire chamber of water up his (god I wish I could swear here, makes it sound much better lol). With a massive wet spot in the back of his pants that looks like an "accident," Seraph charged at me with mad rage, while I hastily ran away laughing."

Gaybraham Lincoln
Aug 10, 2007

ugh
lolcats for Obama. I'm finished with the internet now.

http://yeswecanhas.com/

I'm off to a cabin in the woods to begin work on my manifesto. Anybody got a typewriter?

lemonlime
May 1, 2008

Sorry, beaten to the punch.

lemonlime fucked around with this message at 11:12 on Dec 2, 2009

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Gaybraham Lincoln posted:

lolcats for Obama. I'm finished with the internet now.

http://yeswecanhas.com/

I'm off to a cabin in the woods to begin work on my manifesto. Anybody got a typewriter?
Strange, cats are more of a Hillary Clinton animal to me, considering the age and gender of her strongest supporters.

http://www.gaychubbydating.com/

The name says it all, both in content and in horror.

Bob Quixote
Jul 7, 2006

This post has been inspected and certified by the Dino-Sorcerer



Grimey Drawer
I know otherkin are a soft target, but this site is beyond pathetic -- its an otherkin forum dedicated to wolves, with animated wolf sprite avatars in the chatrooms.

http://www.wolfhome.com/

One look at its front page says it all.

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
One Moment After The End

An unspeakably bad 3D-rendered (well, sometimes - there's a period of bad 2D art as well) furry webcomic about a bureaucratic non-religious afterlife that still manages to feature naked angels.

lee hazlewood
Mar 8, 2007

HOME CRAP HOME
Like screwing truckers but hate having to hang around truck stops waiting to have sex with one? The web has solved your problem.

http://lotlizardchatline.com/

Idle Conquest
Jun 11, 2008

by Fragmaster

BiggerJ posted:

One Moment After The End

An unspeakably bad 3D-rendered (well, sometimes - there's a period of bad 2D art as well) furry webcomic about a bureaucratic non-religious afterlife that still manages to feature naked angels.

This comic is pretty terrible

BAM!
Jun 23, 2007
http://www.monkeyphonecall.com/

I think this sample call pretty much sums it up.

MonkeyPhoneCall.com operator: Could I speak to (your name) please?

You: That's me!

MonkeyPhoneCall.com operator: Great! I'm with monkeyphonecall.com and you're about to get a Monkey Phone Call for you!

You: Great! Let's hear it!

MonkeyPhoneCall.com operator: Just a second while I get the monkey! (A short delay.) Eeeee ooooo eeeeee whoooo eeeeee oooooo eeeeeeeeeeee whooooo eeeeeeeee oooooooooooo eeeeeeee! (Our Monkey Phone Call operators take great pride in their monkey calls. They are trained for many weeks before being allowed to do a MonkeyPhoneCall.com Monkey Phone Call for you. Don't forget with MonkeyPhoneCall.com you get a professional call, not a cheap imitation!)

You: Hahahaha, I love the Monkey Phone Call it is fantastic!

MonkeyPhoneCall.com operator: Thanks for ordering from MonkeyPhoneCall.com. We hope to hear from you again!

You: Believe me you will! A Monkey Phone Call for me would be a great way to start the day every day!

gra
Feb 21, 2006
The Romantic, Passionate Japanese in Anime

http://www.mit.edu/people/rei/manga-romanticism.html

Ahem, *clears throat* "Perhaps one of the best examples of the romantic anime production is Final Fantasy III, originally released as Final Fantasy VI in Japan. Final Fantasy III is a video game (a Super Nintendo game, to be exact) that contains the classic elements of..."

For people who like their academic anime essays well referenced.

digitaldorkism
Dec 16, 2003

by Fistgrrl
Damon Zex in Ohio. He use to be on public access TV.

http://www.damonzex.com/

This is a guy who ate a bloody tampon out of a girl on one of his shows.

digitaldorkism fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Jan 9, 2009

That Yossarian
Apr 9, 2008

by Fistgrrl
Anime Female Wrestling
http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/

with a name like that, its gotta be made for the ALotD

lets get some quotes up in this bitch:

quote:

Me and Tai tried to keep it as uncomplicated as possible, but I've found it hard because it was too simplistic... So I've added a little more depth to the points.

Now basically its 1 point for all single fall normal, hentai (single climax) and hardcore matches... 3 points for sex wars specific matches (POW match, dominant sex match etc.) and 2 points for all else

quote:

moderator:"Wellcome to AFW thursday-talkout. I will have a talk tonight with one of our new wrestlers , Sasha Brenshov, the Cossack Kid."
camera turns in on Sasha , bad temper writen in her face.A black eye and fresh bruises on her left cheeck even so the match with Marie has passed since a week already.Her eyes seeming empty and a bit cold.
She sits down, after greeting the showmaster in an almost militaristic manner.
mod:"Hello,Sasha, wellcome at AFW thursday"
Sasha:"Evening, Sir"
mod:"So you come from Russia?"

Sasha:serious and polite"Positive Sir"
mod:"You seem to be someone very direct so I will ask two thing directly to,things fan asked us via mail.
First question:Why do you wear your hair this short?"
Sasha:"Sir, Becasue I need free vision, but no aditional weekpoint . Also it's some kind of tradition,Sir"
mod:"Aha.Well the second question..May I ask you where these scars come from?"
Sasha:"Sir, negative Sir, you may ask but I won't answer"
mod:"How do you feel after two defeats in a row?Not a big show"
Sasha eyes change as she glarres at the interviewer with pure anger,they are burning again.She grabs the poor guy by his tie and pulls his head closer.
Sasha:"What? One defeat you stupid luguny! One defeat and one bloody cheating!I will find out who helped this bloody c*#~t
Marie to steal my chance from me and he or she will wish it would have never happenend,for I will rip some heads off to pee into some necks!"
Sasha shouts at the guy and rihgt into the camera.She pushed the interviewer away and turned toward the camera.
She strikes her taunt pose number two, leaning forward with a grin and one hand on her knee,saluting with her right as she sticked out her tongue.
Finally she went out of the studio still in rage kicking around a small table with drinks and snacks.
Sasha:"You are all against mne but be ready to reap the whirlwind"
the young girl hissed ,venting both her hurt pride and her paranoia.

(ooc:this is no whinning or ment bad irl against anyone,just my charas somewhat pasionate and helpless reaction to a lill intrigue,hope you like it)

quote:

I'm going to go ahead an assume all the guy characters will want to get in on this, so I'm looking specifically for female characters at this moment. I am guessing that i will either arrange a tournament, or hopefully maybe a shorts "League" in which each female opponent has to face each male opponent at least once and vice versa.

Because of the larger male to female ratio, I will allow these matches to take place at the same time as regular matches and will allow the controllers of female characters to enter more then one of their characters.

If you have female characters that will be interested in the title, please leave their names here
wow more creepy guys than creepy guys pretending to be girls thats a first

Crazy Dinosaur
Jul 11, 2007

by Fragmaster
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/dinosaurs/fun/

DINOSAUR JOKES!!!!!!

Q: What was T. rex's favorite number?

A: Eight! (ate)

Q: Why did the dinosaur get in the bed ?

A: Because he was tired!

Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?

A: When it's not raining!

NotJust4Breakfast
Feb 13, 2002

Sweet but Crude
http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

NotJust4Breakfast posted:

http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/
I swear to God (no pun intended) that this was an Awful Link a while ago.

Edit: It sure was. But now it's an Awful Link twice!

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/awful-link-4035.php

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Aug 12, 2008

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Not sure if it's too "technical" for an ALOD. Some script kiddies putting up a hilariously useless and silly hacker site.

http://www.hackncrap.com/

It's no parody. I've encountered one of these fuckwads on another forum and they're really as retarded as the content suggests.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

http://www.white-history.com/

A free online book called "March of the Titans," which is about the history of the "white race." Obviously it's racist, but it gets ridiculous at Chapter 67, where it calls the birth control pill the "White Suicide Tablet."

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
:nws: The Zen and the Damaged: Slash fiction about Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart. :gonk:

So much fun. Youtube fanvids. An analysis of the Colbert character showing that he has Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. Lots of Slash Fiction.

The fanart is not on the site itself but links to a Livejournal and Deviantart, including gems such as:
http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs31/f/2008/213/a/b/Stressful_Day_in_Fake_News_by_LeonaOkami.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/fakenews_fanart/90711.html#cutid1

By the way: To fall down this rabbit hole all I did was search Deivantart for "Stephen Colbert." Every page had at least one image related to this theme. Try it yourself; it's everywhere! ...on second thought, don't try it. Ever.

Ema Nymton fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Aug 18, 2008

Adolescence
May 8, 2005

Dustin1986 posted:

Shamema Honzagool Sloan? That's his daughter's name? My God this man is crazy. :psyduck:

That site has also been around since the dawn of the internet.
He used to write accounts of child prostitutes he had in southeast asia and all this crazy stuff.

that guy's brain is seriously broken

Happy Go Lumpy
Sep 17, 2007

Yes, very wondering.
http://www.livingdinos.com/

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
http://www.prideofia.com/

Nothing scary here. Just plain awful web design. For an actual business, no less.

P78M
Sep 1, 2004

tropical hot dog night
http://www.nnjpr.org/home.htm

North New Jersey Paranormal Research

In a few weeks, scientists from around the world are going to smash proton particles together at the Large Hadron Collider, uncovering answers to the universe. They will literally recreate the big bang for fractions of a moment and study it. I'm not sure it is getting enough press, but it took over twenty years to get everything together to do this, and some have called it "the moon landing of quantum physics". They could make black holes or discover other dimensions. So far, the preliminary tests have been sucessful.

This link is not about that. Elsewhere in the world, a group of people who call themselves researchers take pictures in a New Jersey graveyard and call dust spots on their photographs "orbs" and "ectoplasm". I saw them advertise on Craigslist twice this week, looking for more people to participate with them. It's all kind of sad in many different ways.

They are very serious about their work:

NNJPR posted:

Mark attempts to communicate with the spirit of the little boy who is standing right in front of him. Although Amee could see him clearly, Mark could not see him.


Oook...

Oatmeal Surprise
Aug 6, 2008

Swift lipping, ego tripping, and body snatching!
Chilly Willy Tattoo Gallery
http://monyscurry.com/tattoo.htm

quote:

Next a beautiful Chilly-tattoo which can be found on Brian in Minnesota.
Notice that this tatto can not be copied, itīs Brianīs exclusive work! Thanks Brian!

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Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
http://milkshakefan.com/index.htm

It's a site that reviews milkshakes.

quote:

I recently split up with my girlfriend and i thought my life was over untill Skelly introduced me to this milkshake. It has turned my life around, i am always happy with a bottle of choc fudge in my pocket. Whenever i feel alone i will whip it out and occasionally penetrate the bottle to remind me of the good times.

Do not doubt the seriousness with which these guys take their milkshakes.

quote:

skelly is a frijj god- thank you. although he is a friend i have to say he is mad its all he drinks. however i do not penetrate the bottle just 2 clear that up. lol

quote:

Corrected *i do not penetrate the bottles anymore*

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