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The Dentist: Dec 23, 2008; we're un-hello now.

This guy is precious

http://www.kurtsaxon.com/

Bigoted backwoods ex-nazi who now writes self-help/conspiracy/survivalist crap on his terrible website that uses frames

# ? Jan 14, 2009 20:29

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:09

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

What is wrong with Chewbacca???

Spice Girls, Wookies, and bacterial infections.

A lame gimmick for a school of pharmacy, but the idea of a Wookie with diarrhea is a pretty horrifying thought.

# ? Jan 15, 2009 10:32

whos this guy: Sep 9, 2008; by Fistgrrl

Exuberant posted:

K&K Mime

http://kkmime.com/main.html

If you can sit through the massively long load screen, you're treated to a psychedelic Jesus-freakout of a website. Click on any link to learn about this dynamic duo of gospel-mimes, and you're treated to an epileptic seizure!

"Put you hands together!"

I used to go to a small, private Christian school. These guys, or possibly another Jesus Mime group, came and performed for us.

It was a hell of a thing.

# ? Jan 19, 2009 23:52

Ari from Chicago: Aug 21, 2003; by Fistgrrl

Petey posted:

http://www.reborn-baby.com/

this link

it is terrible

I'm tempted to buy a couple of these and just start chucking them down overpasses, tossing them into oncoming traffic, and feeding them to dogs just to reap the hilarious reactions of people.

# ? Feb 3, 2009 04:08

Ari from Chicago: Aug 21, 2003; by Fistgrrl

Madlad posted:

http://www.thomaskinkade.com/

Thomas Kinkade is a person who creates terrible art

Didn't Kinkaide once have beef with SA, and apparently we had to sic Leonard J. Crabs on him? I seem to recall this, because when I was at a friend's house from my church congregation, they had a bunch of Kinkaide stuff everywhere, and that was the only thing that was on my mind as I was looking through all of it. As I seem to recall he started a protracted series of hilarious letter and e-mail exchanges with Lowtax, Granted, I have no idea why, but do these sorts of things ever need a reason?

# ? Feb 3, 2009 04:11

Your Mom: Dec 17, 2008

Madlad posted:

http://www.thomaskinkade.com/

Thomas Kinkade is a person who creates terrible art

who is notorius for mass marketing posters brushed up by licenced painters under his name, and is found at such establishments as QVC and hallmark.

but, what really makes him special is that some of his works are, not just an affront to god (according to wikipedia), but, also comically kitsch.

Thomas Kinkade prints truly are the croc shoes of the art world.
(oh, and he scammed people too)

Dude i went to school with his nephew in the 5th grade, his uncle would come and give "art" lessons to us and try to pawn off his ugly rear end paintings to are parents.

# ? Feb 4, 2009 03:25

boopbeebop: Feb 4, 2009

The Banana Pee posted:

http://www.rockabilly.us/

I don't know which is worse, the site design, the almost defensive self-defeating promoting, the fact that "bargain" tickets cost $18, or the show itself. This site is for a 50s and 60s variety show now showing around central Florida, in yet another attempt to turn Orlando into Branson.

This is the kind of sad strange musical production they perform on cruise ships in order to get everybody out of the dining rooms in order to clean them. I'm surprised to know anyone under the age of 60 was involved.

i see cliffard the big red dog in the background.
why?

# ? Feb 9, 2009 17:15

boopbeebop: Feb 4, 2009

Esplanade posted:

Ghosts? In my vagina?
Just part of a larger paranormal site, but I found this page especially entertaining.

"I'm Old Gregg!"

lol.
i didn't realize my uterus was located just above my kneecaps.
very informative.

# ? Feb 9, 2009 17:22

sarsbar: Oct 16, 2007; GA: Yes Your Shout Pole Is Like A Tower Broadcasting Your Fear Across The Ring And You Are Right To Be Afraid

I didn't see it in the archives on the main site, but I'd be pretty surprised if no one's suggested this site yet...

Animated Lust: Pretty much a huge gathering of disgusting retards who secretly think they're married to Kuzco or Frollo or something

Blerf. Then again, maybe this was buried deep within the buttcrack of the Internet for a good reason. :gonk:

EDIT: gently caress, beaten? I just found it in Weekend Web, but still! This place is a swirling, endless cesspool of vomit-inducing delusion and escapism. Or more specifically, fat-girl escapism.

sarsbar fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Feb 10, 2009

# ? Feb 10, 2009 06:53

Cat Morita: Dec 20, 2006; What matter, Spidey-san? You a girl or something?

This site is new, so I doubt most anyone's found how awful he is yet.

http://www.rodenburgfilms.com/ is the site of one Paul Rodenburg, upcoming internet comedian, animator, and sketch comic. In his own words:

"Rodenburg Films Ltd. was formed in the middle of 2008 by Paul Rodenburg. It is the goal of Rodenburg Films Ltd. to create and distribute quality educational entertainment for children, and not so quality funny entertainment for adults."

His animated series Bird and Cactus is 6th grader quality, his Crappits(a play on muppets) are exactly what you'd expect, and Jake the Overlord really lets Rodenburg's comic genius shine.

one of his laugh-out-loud comix

# ? Feb 10, 2009 20:47

Clockwork Sputnik: Nov 6, 2004; 24 Hour Party Monster

Submitting our soon to be best pal Joe Wardmack.

http://www.joeedwardmack.com/

I found him via this craigslist ad in the "barter" section:

quote:

I WILL WRITE COLUMN, (or anything else) FOR FOOD. - $1 (Southern CA)

If you need someone to ad a little, "spice" to your prose, check me out.

Why yes, Joe! I'd love to see some of your, "spice" that you can add to my, prose!

Why what's this? A website!

http://www.joeedwardmack.com/

Well the first thing we see is Joe's image. You'll have to take a look yourself.

Next to Joe's image is a Donate button! "Wanna buy me a cup of coffee?" We'll see,Joe... We'll see...

The first quarter mile of the page is an assortment of quotes from Bert Russell and Oscar Wilde.

It's a little closer to the mile mark where things get good, containing such gems as where he does a side by side of Barack Obama and Ayn Rand!

quote:

BARAK OBAMA:

'We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK'...

AYN RAND

'When ever you hear a government official ask for, sacrifice, RUN! Because that means he's looking around for sacrificial-animals. (sheeple)'

God drat does he, Love, Commas!

quote:

And remember...

People who say, "Power to the people!" mostly, ALWAYS MEAN...Power to the people who, say,

"Power to the people!"

He LOVES the newsmodels!

quote:

I LOVE the outfits Laure Dhue wears...those FOX-NEWS guys really know how to make me watch! Joe

He would like us to STOP THANKING SOLDIERS FOR OUR FREEDOM because:

quote:

thanking the poor G.I. struggling and dying in foreign lands is tantamount to thanking a white-child, (recently raped at an inner-city school), for promoting and joining the Army-of-DIVERSITY!

And then, out of nowhere:

quote:

I loathe the day women stopped wearing hose...and I pray stockings one day, again, become fashionable!

Joe

PS: I don't sit around thinking about politics all day!

Well thank my sheeplegod for that!

And of COURSE Joe is a truther!

quote:

9/11 Conspiracy Theory

Bingham called his mother early Tuesday morning from Flight-93.
He began their conversation with the words, "Hi Mom. This is Mark Bingham,"
I can not imagine a situation where I would call my own mother and say,
"Hi, Mom. This is Joe Mack." Can, you?

Joe says Ann Coulter is the Poor Man's Ayn Rand!

quote:

I have been making fun of Ann Coulter (scroll down my site) going so far as to call her a "poor-man's" Ayn Rand.
However...after hearing her talk recently, I am certain that should me meet, I would only momentarily be distracted by the boobs-and-legs, and soon thereafter listen to her every word! Joe

And we're offered this tidbit:

quote:

Commander and Chief
(a critical review)

Sure, I still like the show, especially Geena Davis' big lips. However, lately she's been wearing too many pant-suits. I prefer her in skirts and
high-heels. Joe

and finally, he leaves us with this Deep Thought:

quote:

As you know, I attend Weight Watchers.
I'm only one of two or three guys, subsequently I have lots of time to observe the female members.
Have you noticed...women, when not smiling and nodding encourgment, seem ready( at any moment) to burst into tears? It's what I see when I look into their eyes.

Joe

And OH so much more. Puppy pictures, poems, self-written letters from 'columnists', and a GUESTBOOK full of comments from adoring fans that all... follow, the SAME... sentence "structure!"

Yes, Joe. Please WRITE, my "prose"!

Clockwork Sputnik fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Feb 11, 2009

# ? Feb 11, 2009 00:31

Hellequin: Feb 26, 2008; You Scream! You open your TORN, ROTTED, DECOMPOSED MOUTH AND SCREAM!

I stumbled across this http://www.musclewomen.com/port-to-shasheer.html while looking for Boris Vallejo art (for unspecified reasons). The site is all kinds of crazy, weird drawings of muscle women and incredible quotes like this:

"Certain consistencies always came through in the pictures and stories. Of course, there are the muscle women. But in addition: There were two races of amazons; a "Chinese looking" race I called Betaqh, and the larger race of blond-brown-and-other-hair-color types I called Taqh. I just made up those terms."

"In January of 1999, I began undergoing a series of hypnotic regressions. After a few preliminary sessions where the Hypnotist got a fix on my "baseline" behavior under hypnosis, the explorations began. A past life in China, a life among early 1800s southwest Indian nations, a life in 1700s Polynesian islands and a very long ago incarnation in Scotland did not uncover the source of this imagination."

Seriously.....crazy.

# ? Feb 17, 2009 07:35

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

http://www.petticoatpunishmentart.com/docs/cjart015.1.html

Ever want to be badly photoshopped into a horrible pretty pretty princess? This is most definitely the place for you.

And if this is the place for you, then I never want to meet you in person.

# ? Feb 26, 2009 05:15

Farseer 14: Apr 1, 2005; I teach Insight.

http://didvp.com/

This is some modeling site where they just photograph girls in "distressing" situations. But it turns out that most of these situations only involve pits of mud.

# ? Mar 5, 2009 05:43

Vulture Culture: Jul 14, 2003; I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

http://1111angels.com/

Have you ever looked at the clock, and over and over, found it to contain a quirky or numerically coincidental time like 11:11, 12:34 and so forth? This site attempts to explain the 11:11 clock phenomenon with angels. Angels that warn of danger with dire consequences!

quote:

All throughout my teenage years, I received countless prompts from these beings, and because of the positive advice these prompts contained, I renamed my friends the Spirit Guides. And although I saw them less often, their valuable guidance had a highly positive impact on my life�in my studies for business management and industrial psychology, in my work, and even in my decision to leave Europe to settle in Australia as a lone migrant at age eighteen. They especially helped me in new business ventures.

From the time I was twenty until I turned thirty-two, as I cared for my young family, my contact with these spirit friends was sporadic. I seldom heard their voices, and yet their subliminal input about the future was an almost daily event. I understood their input to be pure intuition on my part, and all who knew me well pictured me as a talented psychic, capable of hitting the nail on the head when it came to predicting future events.

That conception was about to change-drastically.

When my seven-year-old daughter�at the insistence of her own �spirit playmate��saved our entire family from certain demise, it became vital for me to urgently reacquaint myself with the Spirit Guides who, in fact, had never deserted me. Over-committed to both business and clinical work and chronically fatigued, I had utterly failed to notice their persistent 11:11 time-prompt warnings about a grave danger to our young family of five.

It took our daughter�s ability to pick up the message of her unseen playmate for me to realize that I had lost contact with something that was precious to me and that I wanted back. The urgency I felt to rediscover my spirit friends prompted an intensive search to find out where these childhood acquaintances could possibly be in time and space.

I had long assumed there was a simple genetic reason for my extended family�s closeness with these Spirit Guides. My mother often conversed with unseen celestial beings, and her father was widely respected for his having been �a great dowser� in his younger years.

When I finally faced the Spirit Guides myself and looked them in the eyes for the first time, a powerful bond was established, and a remarkable Celestial-Mortal Alliance evolved. I began to count on them for assistance more often, and they more frequently depended on my doing their bidding. As they led me out of danger on a number of occasions, I renamed them the 11:11 Spirit Guardians.

These new spirit friends guarded me closely, and we soon became much more involved with the welfare of those around us. We were, and still are, a Celestial- Mortal Alliance for Progress simply called the unit, or the emergency platoon.

But they were still just my old childhood friends-revisited.

As my contact with the 11:11 Spirit Guardians grew closer, my business ventures picked up even more, and on occasion we boldly took on the task of troubleshooting and breathing new life into near-bankrupt companies. My celestial friends regularly advised me about my personal life and assisted me in countless emergencies that involved many of my patients. They even helped me to design specific therapies for clients in great need.

In 1992, I promised the celestials I would begin the big task of documenting our nearly countless combined endeavors, in order to reveal to others the exciting opportunities for cooperating with these hard-working planetary helpers. They wanted as many people as possible to read about the successes that can be achieved, the wondrous healings that take place with their aid, and the fascinating revelations about our planet and life in the greater cosmos�as well as about the spiritual advancement an association with them has to offer.

Unlike us �temporary� mortals, who live on Earth for such a short span, the 11:11 Spirit Guardians are the permanent citizens of this planet. They are capable of causing�through you and me�many small and grand events for the benefit of all, today and into the planet�s distant future.

If you yearn for a more rewarding, more spiritual existence, be aware of their 11:11 and other double-digit time-prompts on your clocks, VCRs, microwave ovens. The brilliantly minded 11:11 Spirit Guardians are seeking worldwide human involvement for their task of promoting planetary progress and greater spiritual awareness.

Perhaps you too will join a Celestial-Mortal Alliance for the benefit of all.

Edit: Looks like a similar AloD made it up in 2006. Oh well.

Vulture Culture fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Mar 12, 2009

# ? Mar 12, 2009 05:51

Pax Technica: Oct 18, 2006; A very technical peace.

http://www.whatsaiththescripture.com/index.html

I hope Jesus likes ham because I'm not changing the menu.

Deciphering "The Big Chart" is enough to make me long for the apocalypse.

# ? Mar 17, 2009 20:09

whos this guy: Sep 9, 2008; by Fistgrrl

http://forum.shochan.org/ :nws:

Oingo Boingo plays softly in the background...

# ? Mar 22, 2009 22:07

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

http://www.humanslinky.com/

They got an octopus with 4 legs, blinking lights, David Letterman. Everything, basically.

# ? Mar 26, 2009 20:18

Brolita: Mar 23, 2009

I.C. posted:

http://www.humanslinky.com/

They got an octopus with 4 legs, blinking lights, David Letterman. Everything, basically.

It's suddenly 1996 again...

# ? Mar 26, 2009 21:20

IcedPee: Jan 11, 2008; Yarrrr! I be here to plunder the fun outta me workplace! Avast!

FREE DECAHEDRON!

I was looking into buying a new cell phone, and I found this company:

http://www.vertu.com/

Wanna see what an $8000 cell phone looks like? You know that retarded "phone bling" that Paris Hilton wannabe girls were putting on their pink razrs? Ever wanted to buy a cell phone that came with actual diamonds on it? They actually sell this poo poo.

I'm not even going to comment on the pretentiousness of the site (the phones are listed under the "collections" tab as if they were a line of clothing). Let's just talk about the phones themselves, shall we?

They offer such useful features as the "Ceramic Pillow" which, apparently, is to make sure the phone isn't cold when you put it to your ear. They also offer OMG JAMES BOND features! Taken from a vendor site:

quote:

Vertu Ascent Ti includes vertu fortress which is exclusively developed by Vertu, Vertu Fortress wirelessly backs up your phone's contact and calendar information. From anywhere in the world, a single click backs up your data to ultra-secure servers maintained in an ex-military underground bunker in England.

For such an expensive phone, they must offer lots of other cool tech, right?

quote:

Ringtones
N/A
Memory
Card Slot: Internal
Internal Memory: 4GB
Connectivity
GPRS: No
HSDPA: No
Edge: No
WiFi: No
3G: No
Bluetooth: Yes
A2DP: No
USB: Yes

Video
No
Flashlight
Yes
Camera resolution
3MP
Battery
Stand-by-time: Up to 300 hours
Talk-time: Up to 5 hours
Other
Messaging: SMS, MMS
FM radio: No
Games: No
Speaker phone: Yes
Operating System:no
Touch-screen: No

Nope. But they do have this:

quote:

Every Vertu handset connects directly to the exclusive Vertu Concierge Service. At the touch of a dedicated button, personal assistance is on hand, 24 hours a day.

With expert advice on travel, entertainment, accomodation, restauraunts, and events, Vertu Conscierge is available in several languages.

Just wow.

# ? Apr 3, 2009 18:27

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

http://tessmage.com/ :nws:

What began as a simple Anti-Blizzard (the creators of World of Warcraft) site quickly devolved into a compendium of nude video game mods, many of which created by the owner of the site, Tessera.

# ? Apr 4, 2009 16:30

SpookyTurtle: Jun 13, 2003; Top of the food chain, Ma!

http://www.jennyreviews.com/

Jenny, the living embodiment of generic suburban soccer-mom Americana, buys and reviews tons of infomercial crap, and offers her unflinching opinion on the products. Despite having reviewed over a hundred items, not a single one of them has scored less than four stars out of five in any category.

It's obviously a flimsy shill site to drive sales, and I'm fairly certain all the comments are contrived, or at least aggressively moderated to prevent anything unfavorable from appearing.

ORDER NOW.

# ? Apr 10, 2009 15:35

pr0k: Jan 16, 2001; "Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

I found a horrible place.

http://www.1111spiritguardians.com/

Their message board:
http://board.1111angels.com/

I mean, come on. You have to be pretty hosed up to look for meaning in a digital clock. OTher than, say, the current time.

quote:

hi all,

After browsing the net for a while to find out the meaning of the 11:11 prompts, I would say that I still don't understand the meaning of these numbers.
I just joined here, so hopefully somebody can help me now.

Does somebody in this forum knows the meaning of these numbers:
12:12
10:01 << this is very often
xx:01
11:44
xx:44 << this is very often
xx:33
xx:55 << right when I was typing this message
10:10
9:11 << this is often
xx:11 << this is often

and of course the one which drove me to start browsing the web: 11:11

many thanks to all

Apparently there is a whole community of idiots with OCD that think angels are communicating with them by making them notice the clock when it's at 11:11. Or 10:10. Or pretty much anytime they notice a clock or a number or a shadow that looks like a clock or a number or if they're eating a mayonaise sandwich and happen to think of a number or someone cracks them upside the head with a loving clock...wait I was dreaming that part. IS IT A SIGN????

quote:

When I get home after work I usually flip on CBNC and see what the business news.

This is the channel with the stocks of the days, and scrolling ticker on the bottom of the screen.

I will just be sitting on the couch, reading a magazine, looking up at the tv from time to time... Only to lock on certain numbers. This happens over and over and over again,,, each day for weeks and weeks. Whenever I have CNBC stock watch on.

1.11, 1.23, 4.44, 11.11, 4.56, 3.45, 9.11, ect.

So after months of this, I have came to the conclusion the midwayers love all these numbers that appear on the screen, I think it opens a HUGE window of oppertunity for them to rise to the occasion,,, needless to say I reply with a Hi Guys,,, Thats just incredible guys,,,or just shake my head in awe.

So if your into business , you might want to check out CNBC sometime,,, I think its thier little playground of oppertunity........hehehe Razz

# ? Apr 14, 2009 14:17

Lance Criminal: Apr 2, 2007; There's no sand in space, right?

https://www.mastasia.com :nws:

For the guys who LOVE tits.

# ? Apr 14, 2009 22:44

Hydronium: Oct 23, 2008

http://www.spy.th.com/glasses.html

I came across this while browsing the Wikipedia article for those old x-ray glasses sold in comic books, and for a lack of better words, it's really loving creepy. They apparently sell actual x-ray glasses for a paltry $2400.

Without having to go out of doors!

quote:

Some materials completely blocks the naked eye from seeing through it.

But with these Glasses , you can see through it.

With your purchase. We will include a piece of clothing material that you can test the X-RAY effect for yourself without having to go out doors to test it in public.

And it even

quote:

Plugs right into the Palm Size Portable DVR. for portable and concealed see through operations.

However...

quote:

It is the consumer's responsibility to check if such products are allowed in the consumer's country.

There's even a page with sample shots.
:nws:

http://www.spy.th.com/through.html :nws:

# ? Apr 15, 2009 23:42

BAM!: Jun 23, 2007

I don't know if you guys still do this, or if this link is too well known, but I came across this gem of a website today: http://objectiveministries.org/

At first they seem like run-of-the-mill crazies, blah blah, but every once in awhile you find a truly enlightening statement like this:

The Pretribulation Rapture of the Church, who will be taken bodily into the air to be in the presence of Christ (Parousia), will be followed by the Seven Year Tribulation culminating in the Premillennial Second Coming of Christ, Who will appear resplendent with white woolly hair. (Portrayals of the post-Tribulation Christ with long straight hair are in error and may cause the ignorant who are left behind during the Rapture to mistakenly seek out and follow rock musicians aligned with the Anti-Christ.)

Also, there's this:

http://objectiveministries.org/creation/sciencefair.html

It's like science fair SWAT but the jokes write themselves.

can't tell whether this is serious or a joke, but I'm leaning toward the former.

# ? Apr 16, 2009 01:48

garbage day: Jun 13, 2008; im lollin at you're trollin

Misogynist posted:

http://1111angels.com/

Have you ever looked at the clock, and over and over, found it to contain a quirky or numerically coincidental time like 11:11, 12:34 and so forth? This site attempts to explain the 11:11 clock phenomenon with angels. Angels that warn of danger with dire consequences!

Edit: Looks like a similar AloD made it up in 2006. Oh well.

While an AloD on this site did indeed run in 2006, several people have been requesting it, so I'll go ahead and schedule a revisit for November 11, 2009.

# ? Apr 17, 2009 23:04

Blerick: Apr 13, 2009

I have seen a number of awful things on this here internet, but http://www.extremehaircut.com(NSW) has affected me the most. Behold:

quote:

"New chick arrived again. She has inferiority complex and a very strong urge to be different from the others. She planed if her hair style will different so she desired something very extreme style. We gave it to her. I enjoyed the cut because she was absolutely permissive and servile. When we finished to shaving her nape and she touched her smooth skin at the first time I saw her thought in her eyes: she regretted if she wanted to be different."

This disgusts me.

edit for nsw

# ? Apr 25, 2009 00:49

Zodberg: May 22, 2008; by Fistgrrl

Today at my local comic book store, I met the artist of a wonderful independant comic book "Pride Junkie". Although there is an art college in town with a wonderful reputation (Sheridan) he is, actually, a difference case.

I picked up an issue of his comic "Return to Cancland" which he gladly signed - while he seemed like a reasonably cognitive individual and had high-quality art supplies and knowledge of artists, somehow his end product seemed like some kind of cross between Law Far Kids. Finally, a comic about trucking!

I'm torn between giving him every piece of advice I have, but the simple bulk of pointers I would need to e-mail him would just seem insulting even if I was trying not to outright belittle him. On the upside, if he can get this stuff printed, I've really overestimated the challenge of self-publishing.

http://www.pridejunkie.ca/

Zodberg fucked around with this message at 01:16 on May 3, 2009

# ? May 3, 2009 01:02

Delicate Stranger: Nov 16, 2006

http://www.rstolley.com/

I was googling for images of "Mother Goddess Kali" and found this. There is an image of Kali on the page (a pretty cool one, actually), but there is so much more than that.

I can hardly read the page, Firefox chokes on it's amazing length. The man put his entire website on one page. There is like a five second lag between using my scroll wheel and the page actually moving, so I'm sure I'm totally missing treasures as I skip through parts to preview the site.

What I have been able to see is pretty awesome though:

rstolley posted:

"I HAVE THIS PORTRAIT AS A BACKGROUND FOR MY COMPUTER!!!!!" [a picture of some bearded dude who I think writes the page].

"NOW!!!!!!!!!............I AM TRYING TO GET ADVERTISING IN THE BRITISH U. K. Mensa BULLETIN!!!!!!!!!"

"THE YOU TUBE SOUND ON MY COMPUTER NO LONGER: WORKS"

"WHO.: ARE THE REAL 'idiots'."

"ENJOY MY LIFE'S WORK.........FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"DON'T THAT MAKE THE SEARCH-ENGINES: AND DER JEWS: LOOK-LIKE-'creeps'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

...etc. Schizophrenia is my guess.

Lots of "Nazi" and "Jew" thrown into sentences in there. I don't know which side he favors, if any.

Delicate Stranger fucked around with this message at 01:45 on May 4, 2009

# ? May 3, 2009 20:49

Hottt Banjee: Jul 15, 2007; You sure you want to be free?

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/

I'm sure this thread gets a lot of these, but here goes...

Me and a few friends are having a hard time deciding whether or not this is real or fake, though the sheer amount of content hints at very, very real.

Basically, some whacked out evangelical or something and has composed a canon of paranoid religious doctrine, hating on everything from any and all forms of music to feminism to evolution to fascism to the practices of medicine to literally anything you can think of, it seems. If it's progressive and cool, it's the work of the devil. If it's legitimately wrong or lovely, it's also the work of the devil. Essentially, every facet of our reality is doomed to sin, and this lovely web-page with a pixelated space backdrop is the only answer!

Repent now or forever taste hellfire!

Also, most of the content is in subheading links at the top of the first page. Feel free to explore, because each level's subheadings and links go on forever.

# ? May 11, 2009 22:35

Pax Technica: Oct 18, 2006; A very technical peace.

Hottt Banjee posted:

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/

Web hosting has become way too affordable.

# ? May 12, 2009 19:06

Pax Technica: Oct 18, 2006; A very technical peace.

http://en.boywiki.org/wiki/Main_Page

I stumbled upon this while I was looking for RapeWiki (please don't let there actually be a rape wiki.)

The front page looks basically work-safe (except that it's an encyclopedia created for pedophiles), but I didn't follow any of the links so explore at your own peril.

# ? May 13, 2009 18:50

Twelve Beers: Nov 29, 2008; Oh yeah, what a great fucking ideeeeeeeea.

http://www.bornsleeping.com/

and the gallery:

http://www.bornsleeping.com/gallery.htm

It's a website that celebrates stillborn babies. Some mothers have gone so far as to send Christmas cards of the their dead stillborn a year after their dead birth.

This was discovered by another goon while talking about dead babies in Dan Lirette thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3121857&pagenumber=135

# ? May 16, 2009 03:44

Knightbus: Mar 20, 2006; Who wants to ride the Knightbus?

I didn't see this one posted.

http://animefeet.blogspot.com/

I know it's a blog... but it delivers what it promises.

# ? May 25, 2009 18:13

Joe: Dec 2, 2002; Sit perfectly still. Only I may dance.

http://tacogaywolf.com/ :nws:

Welcome to the wonderful world of Taco Gaywolf and his (horribly drawn) comic adventures with TACO CUM BUTT!

# ? Jun 6, 2009 19:47

King Doom: Dec 1, 2004; I am on the Internet.

You know what TV tropes is, right? random clicking on that site led me to a category for furry webcomics. Hidden among them was this:

'Dreamwalk Journal: Most people probably wouldn't associate insects with erotica, but in this poser webcomic two young women from Earth find themselves in the strange world of Cyeatea where insects and arachnids are not only human-sized but have human characteristics, including prominent genitalia and Non Mammal Mammaries. And did I mention that they're all naked, and horny, and very curious about the "ooman" newcomers who also happen to be naked and horny? Another key point about Cyeatea's insect society is that nobody ever harms anybody else because all disputes are settled with sex. True, some of the insects and spiders have stings, but they are used to inflict pleasure, not pain. Now all this may sound stupid (certainly Portal of Evil thinks so) but it's actually quite well-written and designed, and it's clear that the creators have put a lot of thought into the way Cyeatean culture actually works.'

I don't have the words to describe that one. I'm not sure anyone does. It's just that bad. It's like they managed to combine Poser, tits, insects and the expressions on the faces of the nazi's right after they opened the ark of the covenant and started melting.

http://www.klinefx.com/DreamwalkJourn.html

Very much not work safe, unless your boss likes giant humanoid spiders with big floppy tits.

# ? Jun 17, 2009 20:26

Bob Quixote: Jul 7, 2006; This post has been inspected and certified by the Dino-Sorcerer; Grimey Drawer

I'm going to nominate Tahiti's Hot Sauce. The site design is wretched, the colors are obnoxious and under their "Wild Products" catalog they list things like "BUTTPLUG RELIEF HOT SAUCE X OFFICIAL STOOL SOFTNER OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM!".

The entire site looks like one of the Fake SA's.

http://www.tahitijoeshotsauces.com/

# ? Jun 26, 2009 19:49

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Twelve Beers posted:

http://www.bornsleeping.com/

and the gallery:

http://www.bornsleeping.com/gallery.htm

It's a website that celebrates stillborn babies. Some mothers have gone so far as to send Christmas cards of the their dead stillborn a year after their dead birth.

If you're reading the latest in the GBS Zombaby saga, then you'll know that it's fake pregnancy scam artist approved!

To contribute:

http://www.pitbullarmory.com/

Don't let the name fool you: this site doesn't just sell dog armor, but armor for men, women, horses, and squirrels.

Yes, you read right: squirrel armor. Cat owners will have to wait.

# ? Jul 4, 2009 01:31

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:09

Fagus: Apr 1, 2005; The Gay

http://www.reallivetalkingcat.com/

It's a man playing ventriloquist with his cat.

# ? Jul 5, 2009 18:54

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