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Flaggy: Jul 6, 2007; Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair; Grimey Drawer

http://darknessfallsparanormalsociety.com/

I think the link speaks for itself. The guidelines and code of conduct section is the best.

# ? Feb 19, 2010 04:28

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# ? May 5, 2024 12:12

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

http://ijpeffwa.friendsofsmash.co.uk/

It's a Jurassic Park erotic fanfiction website with totally '90s features like "Under Construction" .gifs, background .gifs, and .midi music.

# ? Feb 19, 2010 22:38

Facechild: May 26, 2008

http://dungeonwarden.com/
40 something guy named George warden does animation, art, cartoons. Its quite something......
http://dungeonwarden.com/animation.html

# ? Feb 22, 2010 00:08

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

http://enterworld.thecomicseries.com/

I expect a lot from this series! What will these precocious lads get into next?

Edit:

Y-Hat posted:

http://ijpeffwa.friendsofsmash.co.uk/

The ads at the top prove this is fake. A very good try, though.

Just Offscreen fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Feb 26, 2010

# ? Feb 25, 2010 18:21

Dasho: Aug 22, 2009; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Terrible band. posted:

And learn to fly like any bird in the sky.
We must fight for freedom or else we die!

The video was terrible but, the music and writing was the just the worst i've heard in a long time. Theres no way this guy can be trolling, no one is that good.

# ? Feb 28, 2010 03:02

kissekatt: Apr 20, 2005; I have tasted the fruit.

Never mind, already covered.

kissekatt fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Mar 3, 2010

# ? Mar 3, 2010 17:09

Cool Web Paige: Nov 19, 2006

I submit http://kwedit.com/

Teaching the next generation that waiting and saving is for suckers and Debt is Awesome!

# ? Mar 3, 2010 17:37

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com/

When you can't cut it on ED, you go to Uncyclopedia, but when you can't cut it there, you found your own retarded mothball pop-culture wiki.

# ? Mar 7, 2010 20:36

Baby Babbeh: Aug 2, 2005; It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with Turkeys!!

vxskud posted:

I submit http://kwedit.com/

Teaching the next generation that waiting and saving is for suckers and Debt is Awesome!

Apparently they got so much hate mail they will be discontinuing Kwedy the Kwedit Duck.

# ? Mar 16, 2010 07:12

Squirrel Knight: Nov 8, 2004; Lipstick Apathy

Cranes is dangerous http://www.craneaccidents.com/memorial.htm . This is a page remembering those who died in crane accidents. Death by crane is a horrible way to go.

# ? Mar 23, 2010 05:27

Brolita: Mar 23, 2009

http://www.howtoliveforever.net/

quote:

When I started to question everything about life I realised no one knew why people died. What was worse no one knew why we lived. Even the medical profession doesn't know. But strangest of all, people accepted death as certain when they don't even understand why people live. I concluded that if I want to live longer I needed to understand what makes me what I am. I needed a map of the universe that showed the invisible pitfalls, crevices, mountains, waterfalls of life that could take my life. More importantly, I needed to know not only what to avoid, but what to do in life.

How did I work out this map of the universe about life and longevity? I looked at the way other philosophies were put together. I realised there were three questions to ask:

1. How does the universe create and dissolve?

2. Why does life start?

3. What is the range of behaviour of all life (so we can discover why we behave the way we do)?

To a person who is not going to live a long time, it doesn't matter what answer they get to the three questions above. When you are going to die, it doesn't matter how creation and life started because you are going to be dead anyway. However, when you live indefinitely you need to know the answers to those questions. You need to know what makes and breaks the universe so you can travel through it and not get killed. You need to know the lifestyle to follow that helps you achieve an indefinite lifespan. You do that by understanding why and how you were created. This is what the book How to Live Forever addresses in plain English. It is as simple as that.

I didn't create the philosophy from thin air. It comes from a philosophy of at least four to five-thousand years old, based on experience and experimentation. All I have done is work with the philosophy and use logic, reason and deduction based on my experience and the events happening around me that explains the way life works. This means that everyone can learn and understand it without having any big organisations dictating to them what life is about. You can work it out yourself. This gives you empowerment.

Unless you know the answers, you will not know peace of mind. Understanding your nature gives you peace in life. The keys are in the book How to Live Forever.

Ok, it doesn't seem THAT bad, seems like something you could get into as a philosopHOLY poo poo

quote:

How To Live Forever - Book $89.95
Newsletter - one year's subscription $197.00
Infinity Discussion Board - one year's subscription $197.00
Infinity Package $347.00

And some people think :10bux:

to post on a comedy forum is bad...

# ? Apr 23, 2010 06:22

Cinnamon Bastard: Dec 15, 2006; But that totally wasn't my fault. You shouldn't even be able to put the car in gear with the bar open.

http://www.rocketraven.ca/company/index.html

I got linked this by a friend, who's currently choking on his own laughter. I actually can't even copy and paste a sample. it's impossible

You know what's great? Seeing someone who's so amazingly proud of what he's doing, when he really, really shouldn't be. This is a website promoting a guy's webdesign company. He's actually completely certain he's THE BEST, and that employers will flock to him. I assume like "rocket ravens", whatever the gently caress those are. He's not a punk 16 year old in his basement either, he's at least 25, and has no idea what he's doing.

You know the 1998 style bad website, with the overly bright colors and the centered font?

This is that for the new millenium. Instead of basic HTML text, the website is made up of giant .jpgs of each page. The "studio" he shows off to impress employers is a photoshop of his bedroom. His references page is blank. Everything is on a red and black carbon fiber background in a nearly unreadable font with dropshadow, except for one page which manages to be even worse.

The header and footer of almost every page is a poorly photoshopped pic of him on a motorcycle, sometimes wearing a skull mask.

This isn't a giant unending supply of stupid, it's just like reading at a bulleted list of all the reasons why this guy is bad at the very thing he's so proud of accomplishing.

ALOD material? not my call. funny/sad as hell? yes.

edit:
oh man I'm still laughing. "CARPE OMINOUS".
here we go:

Click here for the full 1050x201 image.
This will surely get me hired!!!

Cinnamon Bastard fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Apr 27, 2010

# ? Apr 27, 2010 23:11

BiggerJ: May 21, 2007; What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.

Wombania: an ugly, unfunny CGI comic about a bunch of genetically-engineered talking wombats and their human owner.

# ? May 1, 2010 08:43

I Am Crake: Mar 31, 2010; There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

http://www.linkydinky.com/

quote:

What's this all about? Well, our fearless Internauts forage the web, looking for useful, bizarre and fun web sites.

Linky considers himself something of an intellectual, and tends to choose culturally enriching, "brainier" sites to share with us.

Dinky, on the other hand, cannot seem to keep a serious thought in his head, and quite often veers off into the bizarre, grotesque and far-fetched.

Sometimes they bicker, but as long as you get a cool link or two out of the deal, who cares?

L&D's next Breaking Cool Newsletter goes out in
05 Days, 20 Hours, 53 Minutes, and 50 Seconds.

I am baffled by every aspect of this website

# ? May 12, 2010 14:06

Felix Towerpants: Nov 5, 2008; Practically perfect in every way!

CoolLinksDude.com. - an adventure in banality.

http://web.archive.org/web/20031022180246/members.rogers.com/coollinksdude/index.htm

(Archived from 2003)

This is an old site one of my friends in high school made to avoid getting a summer job. It was a pathetic place with just a few generic links to random travel, search, and sports sites that everyone's already heard of.

He even had an "About Me" section written in broken English that almost brought the site up to the standards of your average Geocities page:

quote:

Hello my name is Ivan Totchev, and I am currently living in Mississauga, Ontario (CANADA). To be honest with you it's not bad here maybe little cool but definitely not bad. I happen to be originally from a country of Europe called Bulgaria and it's more warmer there even during winter. My hobbies are playing soccer, learning hockey and showing great links that even a lot of my friends didn't know about. I normally don't have a lot to say, so I hope you enjoy your stay on this website.

THE END.

Somehow, he managed to make money off the drat thing. To this day, I still can't figure out how anyone could have ever found a cool link on CoolLinksDude.com.

Felix Towerpants fucked around with this message at 14:18 on May 13, 2010

# ? May 13, 2010 14:10

HatchetDown: Jan 6, 2007; Jesus, Nemo you alright?! Spaz! .... Stop Smiling!

At The Movies With Madrox!
http://twiztid.psychopathicrecords.com/iframe.php?page_id=madrox_movies

Madrox is the fatter half of the rap duo Twiztid, the second most popular band on Psychopathic Records' line-up behind the Insane Clown Posse. Guess what?! He reviews movies in his off time!

quote:

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (In Theaters)

Mr T! Yeah I said it... Mr. loving T does a voice for a character in this film. If that's not enough to get your rear end off the couch and load up the station wagon with the lil' rydas and hit the multiplex for an evening of Family fun you better check your pulse, cause I think your dead.

Jennifer's Body (Available Now On DVD and Blu-ray)

Ok, there is a story line here. A lovely band wants to become super huge and is willing to perform a satanic ritual to get what they want. The sacrifice has to be a virgin, but they picked Jennifer and let's face it, she's NO virgin. The outcome result is Jennifer becoming a succubus of sorts. When she feeds she's hot and when she don't- she's not.... It's that easy. Toe thumbs plays a good part in this one; It's way better than her performance in Transformers 1 and 2 as Sasha LaBoof's love interest just rubbing cars and running around. Anywho 6 outta 10 and best quote of the flick is- "did you get the make of the car?.....I don't know.... An 89 Rapist!?!". loving hilarious.

# ? May 14, 2010 19:20

Fanged Lawn Wormy: Jan 4, 2008; SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

Port of Danger Bay Minnesota and Our Saint Paul
http://portofdangerbay.com/

I think this is a webcomic. Mostly static images with big blocks of text, and then there's this ongoing story about a pigeon and an eagle?

quote:

�Why not? We�re friends.�

�But��

�It doesn�t matter who wins the election, as long as it�s not Haven.�

�I want you to win. I�m volunteering to work on your campaign.�

�Why?�

�McCoy is too young, Marshal Blackmon is needed in the job she has and you have Sergeant Cloud, who is more than qualified to run the Rez-Police.�

�You�re hired�but what about your sister & Simpson?�

�Who cares? All they�ve ever done is get me in trouble.�

Season V�Chapter 3�Episode 6:

Silverthorn & Swarzkopf continued their conversation until it degenerated into small talk and then with an agreement to meet after Silverthorn was done at Village Hall to plan the campaign, Silverthorn returned to the caf� and Swarzkopf made his way to Millie�s cabin on the South Bluff.

# ? May 30, 2010 17:08

Salmon Season: Aug 16, 2005

http://www.jimvarney.org/
Earnest fan site written by what appears to be a twelve year old Tea Party supporter.

Don't forget the fan art.

# ? Jun 15, 2010 22:06

Judah Maccabeezus: Jul 26, 2006

Meet Eric Doeringer. He's an artist. Eric has many avant garde art projects but the one I am especially moved by is his mole replica tattoo project.

http://www.ericdoeringer.com/moletattoos.html

Apparently, Eric will tattoo a replica of one of his own moles onto your - "the collector's" - body. You also will receive a Polaroid of his original icky mole as a keepsake! Yayyyy! ART!!!

He also kept a blog documenting all of his bowel movements for TWO loving YEARS! With Pictures! Pictures I refuse to post because poop is gross.

http://www.ericdoeringer.com/shitstream.html

I haven't investigated all of his linked art projects yet, but I expect they're all say something very poignant.

# ? Jun 26, 2010 04:01

Angry Avocado: Jun 6, 2010

This saga all started off with this site:

Aspie Affection, a site for people ~~diagnosed with Asperger's~~ self-diagnosed with Asperger's to find fellow social outcasts to date!
Unfortunately the goon-rush broke the site down, but there's plenty of content still saved in this thread.

One of the gems found on this website is a lovely young lady whose profile describes her as

quote:

They call me the recursively enumerated,
insufficiently remunerated, double
data-rated, triple X-rated, psychoactive,
hyperactive, hyperbolic, hypergolic, St.
Vitus' dancin', pull down her pants and
low-class, kiss-my-rear end, underemployed,
overjoyed, masterpiece-makin', masturbatin',
window ledge over-the-edge, screwy, chiral,
downward-spiral, rear end upended,
fair-weather-friended, 'puter girl geek.

Okay, that doesn't sound so bad-

quote:

My favorite things? Oh, WTF. I love second-order predicate calculus, cosmology, string theory, the unitarian church, seeing liars get caught, watching bad people not get away with it, being whipped until I'm semiconscious, being gang-raped, and cats.

mainly do these things: learn more about relativistic hyperbolic geometry, write my blog, be disgusted with the repuglycans, look at BDSM porn, and rub the nub. See my profile.

I enjoy being whipped, raped, and gang-banged until my pussy bleeds. I also like cats!

But who really knew that's only a glimpse of what's down this rabbit hole of batshit insanity.

Here is her homepage which is extremely :nms:

and

http://www.drtonymroberts.com/faye/nakedex.htm
Featuring naked pictures of her, and links to video's where she gets raped by various people

Here's her blog, which mostly consists of links to her Myspace (which has over 5000 entries of hosed-upness) and :nws:

pictures
http://www.drtonymroberts.com/faye/blogdex.htm

Thank God she put this disclaimer at the top of the page. It makes me feel so much better about Dr. Tony Roberts's character

quote:

NOTE:I'm not Dr. Tony Roberts. He let me put this on his server so I won't have to pay for website hosting.

And yes, he DID get to gently caress me.

Faye's also a creative mastermind, did you know?
Here's some of her "art":

Here's one of her Myspace entries titled :nms:

"Things my Husband will do for me if he really loves me" :nms:

quote:

Cut off my vulval lips because he wants faster access to the little hole, tan them like leather, hang them from his rear-view mirror, and comb the pubic hair for good luck.

Cut off my arms and legs, keep me upright with a two-foot post in my rear end in the living room next to his sofa, and use me as a suck-job machine at parties.

Have a cookout with his friends, cut my vocal cords, amputate my leg, cook it on his grill and serve it with BBQ sauce, then keep me stored blindfolded and hanging in the garden shed by hooks deep in my tits until he wants to have another party to eat my other leg, then my arms, etc. When there's nothing much left to eat, lovingly strangle me while three of his friends gently caress me, gently caress my dead body himself, remove my hairy oval office and rear end in a top hat, and hang them in a frame on his living room wall, mount my head on a post next to his bed with the mouth open, feed the rest to his dog, throw what's left in a gas station dumpster, and find a new girlfriend who uses the head as an ashtray.

So I think that gets the point across about Faye.
But what about the kind gentleman who lets her host her webpage on his private host?

Meet Dr. Tony Michael Roberts, an outstanding member of society:

First thing I went to check out is his vision. Why he became a psychologist and what his view is on the world and the human mind.
http://drtonymroberts.com/creative_imagination.html

... Okay. So it's a webpage with disturbing text leading to disturbing images. Let's try another one.

One of the other links on his homepage is "What kind of Psychologist am I?"
Expecting to find information about... well, what kind of psychologist he is I guess (I should've known better by now), I get this:

WHAT THE gently caress :tinfoil:

There are a couple of seizureiffic images below that, but they're too big for Waffleimages. Believe me when I say you're not missing out on anything.

# ? Jul 4, 2010 12:03

chardish: May 15, 2008

AuraMan

Seems to be a wannabe Burning Man event, with the stipulation that Burning Man just isn't naked or new-agey enough. The disclaimer actually warns about "nipple-gazing" and "moon-grabbing."

The site is littered with double entendres that may or may not be intentional.

Schedule posted:

Friday

Help erect The Man.

Schedule posted:

10:00 AM Continental Breakfast
Join Mystiiic Jim and Mary Jane at the ashes of
The Man for coffee cake, coffee, and juice.

Because nothing says "radical self-expression" like a continental breakfast!

Witness the trainwreck yourself: http://www.auraman.com/AuraMan/Welcome.html
Photo sections are, obviously, :nws:

. Even though they say cameras aren't permitted and will be confiscated. Whatever.

# ? Jul 5, 2010 23:59

Dynastocles: May 29, 2009; "If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

Elven Realities 1998, one of several hubs of the late 90s/early 00s "Elenari" community. That is, otherkin who, via dreams and feelings, are/were convinced they were reincarnated elves from another solar system.

Both a monument to late 90s web design and the ghostly, forgotten ruins of a community that seems to have evaporated from the internet.

# ? Jul 20, 2010 09:33

Lovable Luciferian: Jul 10, 2007; Flashing my onyx masonic ring at 5 cent wing n trivia night at Dinglers Sports Bar - Ozma

http://www.wow-tng.org/

World of Warcraft is an awful game in and of itself, we all know that all too well. This website is a forum for people who "role play" in World of Warcraft. All of the creepy and hilarious things you would expect to go along with it are there.

Shining examples:
http://www.wow-tng.org/showpost.php?p=351456&postcount=96 :nws:

http://www.wow-tng.org/showthread.php?t=17341

Lovable Luciferian fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Jul 20, 2010

# ? Jul 20, 2010 23:06

Crash BandiCute: Nov 8, 2004; Dona Nobis Pacem

http://www.love-shy.com/lsbb/viewforum.php?f=1
for the 'dating challenged'.

Example:

"Let's cut the poo poo. WE are not the problem. It is WOMEN. The stupid bitches who make their choice in men WITH JUST THEIR loving EYES.

Well, I've done with being a 'nice guy'."

and

"My lack of meaningful fulfilling contact with women is badly showing. I think the last time I hugged a non-family girl was at least 2-3 years ago. Today, a girl told me "goodbye, [Scorpius]" after lab and it felt so good. It felt so good to be acknowledged by a girl."

and

"A friend pointed me to an anime series called Chobits once that was about a world where all computers were essentially attractive robot servants to their owners, mostly female, willing to do whatever you asked. They were sexy and adorable and easy to fall in love with. This obviously made some of the human female characters have relationship issues and feel obsolete but oh well. I think some form of that needs to happen."

Crash BandiCute fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Jul 28, 2010

# ? Jul 27, 2010 23:36

HatchetDown: Jan 6, 2007; Jesus, Nemo you alright?! Spaz! .... Stop Smiling!

Hi! My name is Oblivious!

HatchetDown fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Jul 31, 2010

# ? Jul 30, 2010 11:13

garbage day: Jun 13, 2008; im lollin at you're trollin

HatchetDown posted:

There's not a whole lot I can say to sell this person up except for her examples of exactly what magical things she can do to your own boring pictures. And all for the low low price of $150 for every 8.5 by 11 inches and $250 for a 13 by 19 inch piece!

Celestial Soul Portraits by Erial Ali

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/celestial-soul-portraits.php

definitely one of my "favorite" bad sites from the past year or so.

# ? Jul 30, 2010 22:10

HatchetDown: Jan 6, 2007; Jesus, Nemo you alright?! Spaz! .... Stop Smiling!

Well poo poo.

# ? Jul 31, 2010 00:02

Combat Pretzel: Jun 23, 2004; No, seriously... what kurds?!

Not sure if this qualifies, since it requires registering with their VBulletin board to view poo poo, maybe it's a nice target for Weekend Web or an article:

http://www.renderotica.com/

The WTF category in particular...

# ? Aug 2, 2010 13:18

Unmistakeable Fire: Oct 1, 2006

Lately I have been fascinated by the stupidity and insanity of the Reddit Pick Up Artists community, and humbly submit it to be mocked for its many failures. Imagining the typical Redditor insulting his way to the imagined promised land of pussy (I'm sure they have some strange abbreviation for it) tickles me to no end, and I hope it tickles y'all too! Half of these must be trolls though.

http://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/

# ? Aug 20, 2010 11:34

goodbyebluesky: Sep 14, 2007

http://www.silverts.com/

I found this site while trying to find a good picture of what my mother in law wears around her house to show my friend. We ended up laughing so hard we were in tears and then feeling really sad about getting old someday. This site has everything you might need if you are wheelchair bound and old as hell. Also has creepy "dressing tutorials".

# ? Aug 21, 2010 06:29

Lareous: Feb 19, 2008

http://www.woab1049.net/

I'm not sure this page is large enough to warrant a full link submission but this is apparently the website of a local radio station. If I had to hazard a guess they designed the entire thing on a CGA display and some BBS coding utility. This one is special because even when I was tooling around on BBS's, it still would have gravely offended my eyes.

It's worth looking at just to see what could, in 20 or so years, be considered one of the first internet entries in the National Register of Historic Places.

# ? Sep 3, 2010 17:26

Dilkington: Aug 6, 2010; "Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"

Fetish site:

http://ticklishmalecelebrities.blogspot.com/

Found while looking for pictures of Ryan Gigg's feet. Contains pictures of male celebrities photoshopped to look as though they were being forcedly tickled.

Some pics:

http://ticklishmalecelebrities.blogspot.com/2008/11/ticklish-celeb-of-month-new-collages.html

# ? Sep 8, 2010 23:25

Leinator: Jun 29, 2008; And on the lazy days
The dogs dissolve and drain away
The world it goes
And all awaits
The day we are awaiting

Today's AlotD, http://www.lonenutcomics.com/, is the worst thing ever.

Are the characters with sock puppets supposed to be pedophiles? Are alligators black people? Why is there a comic against inter-racial adoption? He claims it's making fun of celebrity adoption, but the comic implies the parent is just a regular person. Apparently black babies also eat white women that adopt them.

# ? Sep 15, 2010 23:21

garbage day: Jun 13, 2008; im lollin at you're trollin

Leinator posted:

Today's AlotD, http://www.lonenutcomics.com/, is the worst thing ever.

Are the characters with sock puppets supposed to be pedophiles? Are alligators black people? Why is there a comic against inter-racial adoption? He claims it's making fun of celebrity adoption, but the comic implies the parent is just a regular person. Apparently black babies also eat white women that adopt them.

Yeah, I also thought the inter-racial adoption one was the most offensive of the batch. Regarding your first two questions, in the 'Who Screens The Screeners?' strip, the alligator-black-guy boards with money and a sock puppet, and this is supposed to be bad, and i know you can carry money on a plane so the sock puppet must be the bad thing? And the strip below that certainly implies that sock puppet means pedophile. The text for "Screeners" says "This isn't even a joke, it's practically a documentary," and at least half of that sentence is demonstrably true, so be on the lookout for Arabian airport employees in Canada waving cash-flashing pedophile alligators through the line unimpeded.

Aptly, my search for the answer to the question "can pedophile alligators board a plane?" led to the article "Pedophiles on a Plane," which referred to a British Airways policy that prohibited adult male passengers from sitting next to unaccompanied minors. "Everyone knows molesters are always men -- and that all men are molesters," writes the (female) journalist mocking the policy. ARRGH Males Being Oppressed at Every Turn!

# ? Sep 16, 2010 22:12

Daryl Fucking Hall: Feb 27, 2007; Daryl ohhhhhhhh Daryl

I have a special followup surprise for you guys coming up tomorrow!

Sincerely,
Daryl Hall
Vice President
AwfulBucks Asset Management, LLC

# ? Sep 16, 2010 23:25

Felix Towerpants: Nov 5, 2008; Practically perfect in every way!

Dear Hall posted:

I have a special followup surprise for you guys coming up tomorrow!

Sincerely,
Daryl Hall
Vice President
AwfulBucks Asset Management, LLC

Thank you. I sincerely want to agree you that made me laughed extra hard. I too share your resolve.
Sincerely,
L. Internet

# ? Sep 19, 2010 09:29

Daryl Fucking Hall: Feb 27, 2007; Daryl ohhhhhhhh Daryl

Glad to hear you enjoyed the piece. I'm beginning to think English isn't his first language, because there seem to be grammatical things he just doesn't get, though he did notice he made some typos (he's back in touch!)

# ? Sep 19, 2010 21:02

Burnin Yinky: Sep 11, 2010; "Oh, it's YOU that's causing my suffering! Then if I tear you to pieces, the pain will stop!"

http://rachidna.deviantart.com/

Furries are easy pickings but this particular gentlemen has taken a step beyond delusional. I'm sure the picture below will tell you more than enough about this fellow.

His gallery is full of bad 3D recolors and he photoshops himself next to his creations

Burnin Yinky fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Sep 21, 2010

# ? Sep 21, 2010 00:12

Aeryl: Mar 7, 2009

http://www.alexchiu.com/

Want to live forever? We've got your immortality devices! Not just a magnet in a ring. Alex Chiu's magnet in a ring! http://www.alexchiu.com/eternallife/index.html It must work, since he's been interviewed on many shows, like the Daily Show and the Rosanne Show.

By extending human life, he's going to save the world!
"The biggest enemy of mother nature is human. We humans reached the top of the food chain and kept multiplying until no end.

More humans means more pollution; More trees cut down for wood, more forest burned for living space, and more slaughtering of innocent animals.

Stopping humans from multiphying is the only feasible way of saving mother nature."

How do we stop it?
"So people who take Gorgeouspil don't want kids. (You still can have kids. But you just don't want one.) A person who takes Gorgeouspil likes to concentrate his soul within his own body and does not wish to scatter his soul on to other bodies. So making babies is not desirable for people who take Gorgeouspil. Gorgeouspil allows a person to achieve unlimited beauty and unlimited youth. Meanwhile, it stops humans from unnecessary reproductions of more human beings."

Not only is he tackling the environmental issues, he also plans to:
Explain Darwinism! (With lovely pictures) http://www.alexchiu.com/cell/frame.htm

Build a space station! http://www.alexchiu.com/spacestation/spacemainmenu.htm

And even heal the disabled! http://www.alexchiu.com/philosophy/cure.htm

There is an non-mod board http://chiu.19.forumer.com/index.php but to join to post, you have to agree to distribute his miraculous device! For only $60!

# ? Sep 21, 2010 04:19

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# ? May 5, 2024 12:12

Zalb: Oct 12, 2009; Who do you think you ARE?
The greatest poster to ever grace the internet with your PRESENCE?!

Hey, you know Dexter Holland? The guy from The Offsprings? Well he has a hotsauce!
http://www.gringobandito.com/

# ? Sep 23, 2010 11:54

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