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http://www.monkeyphonecall.com/ I think this sample call pretty much sums it up. MonkeyPhoneCall.com operator: Could I speak to (your name) please? You: That's me! MonkeyPhoneCall.com operator: Great! I'm with monkeyphonecall.com and you're about to get a Monkey Phone Call for you! You: Great! Let's hear it! MonkeyPhoneCall.com operator: Just a second while I get the monkey! (A short delay.) Eeeee ooooo eeeeee whoooo eeeeee oooooo eeeeeeeeeeee whooooo eeeeeeeee oooooooooooo eeeeeeee! (Our Monkey Phone Call operators take great pride in their monkey calls. They are trained for many weeks before being allowed to do a MonkeyPhoneCall.com Monkey Phone Call for you. Don't forget with MonkeyPhoneCall.com you get a professional call, not a cheap imitation!) You: Hahahaha, I love the Monkey Phone Call it is fantastic! MonkeyPhoneCall.com operator: Thanks for ordering from MonkeyPhoneCall.com. We hope to hear from you again! You: Believe me you will! A Monkey Phone Call for me would be a great way to start the day every day!
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I don't know if you guys still do this, or if this link is too well known, but I came across this gem of a website today: http://objectiveministries.org/ At first they seem like run-of-the-mill crazies, blah blah, but every once in awhile you find a truly enlightening statement like this: The Pretribulation Rapture of the Church, who will be taken bodily into the air to be in the presence of Christ (Parousia), will be followed by the Seven Year Tribulation culminating in the Premillennial Second Coming of Christ, Who will appear resplendent with white woolly hair. (Portrayals of the post-Tribulation Christ with long straight hair are in error and may cause the ignorant who are left behind during the Rapture to mistakenly seek out and follow rock musicians aligned with the Anti-Christ.) Also, there's this: http://objectiveministries.org/creation/sciencefair.html It's like science fair SWAT but the jokes write themselves. can't tell whether this is serious or a joke, but I'm leaning toward the former.
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