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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
The Farts

A Japanese geocities site that, as you may have guessed, is about farts. There's a Fart Poems page, Farts BBS, and a kind of instruction manual for farting:

3. How to fart in front of someone's face.

If you have your friends smell your fart completely,
this technique is really effective.
You say to your friends like this.

(At this time you have the big box, bags or something like that
with your both hands. In short, you tell your friends you can't use
both your hands.)

You: Hey, will you pick my key out of my rear pocket?
Friend: O.K.

(Your friend will search the key in your pocket.
but no keys there. It is a lie.)

You: Hey, search harder. It must be.

(The harder your friend look for it,
the closer his face must approach to your hip.)
Don't miss this moment.
You fart with your power full.


Oh and it also features horrifyingly bizarre images like this:

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