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icicle bob
Mar 14, 2008

My name is Gato/I have metal joints/Beat me up/And earn fifteen silver points!
http://www.artgoddess.com/purses.htm

I don't know how I found this page, but god drat. Apologies if it's been seen before.

The Velvet Vulva specialises in all your vagina shaped purse needs, and purports to be "A line of fine purses and magickal bags."

The page looks fresh from '97 and is peppered with lacy and tasteful vagina shaped purses, and for those worried about the integrity of their vaginal satchels, don't worry because "Each has sumptuous fabric labia and a beautiful button clitoris." Although I'm not quite sure I can afford to shell out $175 a pop for a pussy-purse, I'm sure the envious looks on all my friends' faces will be more than worth it.

The site is also a purveyor of valentine's gift vulvas, pocket vulvas and other such niceties. I am keen to shell out $350 for a vagina hat, too.

Slightly NWS, as I'm sure you understand. I'd much rather my boss caught me looking at porn rather than vaginal purses, though.

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