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garbage day
Jun 13, 2008

im lollin at you're trollin

Misogynist posted:

http://1111angels.com/

Have you ever looked at the clock, and over and over, found it to contain a quirky or numerically coincidental time like 11:11, 12:34 and so forth? This site attempts to explain the 11:11 clock phenomenon with angels. Angels that warn of danger with dire consequences!


Edit: Looks like a similar AloD made it up in 2006. Oh well.

While an AloD on this site did indeed run in 2006, several people have been requesting it, so I'll go ahead and schedule a revisit for November 11, 2009.

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garbage day
Jun 13, 2008

im lollin at you're trollin

HatchetDown posted:

There's not a whole lot I can say to sell this person up except for her examples of exactly what magical things she can do to your own boring pictures. And all for the low low price of $150 for every 8.5 by 11 inches and $250 for a 13 by 19 inch piece!

Celestial Soul Portraits by Erial Ali

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/celestial-soul-portraits.php

definitely one of my "favorite" bad sites from the past year or so.

garbage day
Jun 13, 2008

im lollin at you're trollin

Leinator posted:

Today's AlotD, http://www.lonenutcomics.com/, is the worst thing ever.

Are the characters with sock puppets supposed to be pedophiles? Are alligators black people? Why is there a comic against inter-racial adoption? He claims it's making fun of celebrity adoption, but the comic implies the parent is just a regular person. Apparently black babies also eat white women that adopt them.

Yeah, I also thought the inter-racial adoption one was the most offensive of the batch. Regarding your first two questions, in the 'Who Screens The Screeners?' strip, the alligator-black-guy boards with money and a sock puppet, and this is supposed to be bad, and i know you can carry money on a plane so the sock puppet must be the bad thing? And the strip below that certainly implies that sock puppet means pedophile. The text for "Screeners" says "This isn't even a joke, it's practically a documentary," and at least half of that sentence is demonstrably true, so be on the lookout for Arabian airport employees in Canada waving cash-flashing pedophile alligators through the line unimpeded.

Aptly, my search for the answer to the question "can pedophile alligators board a plane?" led to the article "Pedophiles on a Plane," which referred to a British Airways policy that prohibited adult male passengers from sitting next to unaccompanied minors. "Everyone knows molesters are always men -- and that all men are molesters," writes the (female) journalist mocking the policy. ARRGH Males Being Oppressed at Every Turn!

garbage day
Jun 13, 2008

im lollin at you're trollin

Raymondo Person posted:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/ultimate-surrender-wrestling.php Thought it was kind of funny how this very generic porn site got featured in a place normally reserved for Pokemon face sitting galleries.

Next update: "PornTube.com - a place where people masturbate to videos of actors in sexual situations. WHAT THE gently caress INTERNET, NOW I NEED BRAIN BLEACH."

yeah, that was definitely one of the tamer sites we've been sent. i guess i was just pretty amused by the incongruous appearance of the live studio audience. like, the content was standard sex-wrestling or whatever, but those weren't the people i'd expect to show up for the spectacle. but don't worry, there are like 4,795 Pokemon face-sitting galleries laying in wait.

garbage day
Jun 13, 2008

im lollin at you're trollin

Ken loving Burns posted:

Sadly (well, thankfully), that one has been done before: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/yvette-bridal.php

i guess yvette knows how to keep things fresh on that site, though. for example, i clicked the link in the ALOD write-up that used to direct me to a poem about trolls, and the link is still http://yvettesbridalformal.com/troll.html, but now it's a recipe for chocolate caramel bars.

garbage day
Jun 13, 2008

im lollin at you're trollin

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:

Are you an amateur enthusiast rapist or perhaps thinking about taking it up as a hobby? Perhaps you've been raped in the past and would like to try it again, or maybe you're considering trying it for the first time? Maybe you're looking for potential victims/rapists in your area or just a friendly place on the internet where you can swap rape tips with likeminded individuals? Then why not drop on in at http://www.rapemeplease.com/forums.html :nws: and meet our friendly bunch of rape afficianadoes!

looks like rapemeplease might soon be Under New Management! seller name: 'the_geek_meister'

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garbage day
Jun 13, 2008

im lollin at you're trollin

Onkel Hedwig posted:

That's a good one.

About the actual update: can we please have screenshots that fit in a normal browser window? That one is 1868px wide!


ok cleaned up those screenshots for you. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/jashinist-temple.php

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