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Brolita
Mar 23, 2009

I.C. posted:

http://www.humanslinky.com/

They got an octopus with 4 legs, blinking lights, David Letterman. Everything, basically.



It's suddenly 1996 again...

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Brolita
Mar 23, 2009
http://www.howtoliveforever.net/

quote:

When I started to question everything about life I realised no one knew why people died. What was worse no one knew why we lived. Even the medical profession doesn't know. But strangest of all, people accepted death as certain when they don't even understand why people live. I concluded that if I want to live longer I needed to understand what makes me what I am. I needed a map of the universe that showed the invisible pitfalls, crevices, mountains, waterfalls of life that could take my life. More importantly, I needed to know not only what to avoid, but what to do in life.

How did I work out this map of the universe about life and longevity? I looked at the way other philosophies were put together. I realised there were three questions to ask:

1. How does the universe create and dissolve?

2. Why does life start?

3. What is the range of behaviour of all life (so we can discover why we behave the way we do)?



To a person who is not going to live a long time, it doesn't matter what answer they get to the three questions above. When you are going to die, it doesn't matter how creation and life started because you are going to be dead anyway. However, when you live indefinitely you need to know the answers to those questions. You need to know what makes and breaks the universe so you can travel through it and not get killed. You need to know the lifestyle to follow that helps you achieve an indefinite lifespan. You do that by understanding why and how you were created. This is what the book How to Live Forever addresses in plain English. It is as simple as that.

I didn't create the philosophy from thin air. It comes from a philosophy of at least four to five-thousand years old, based on experience and experimentation. All I have done is work with the philosophy and use logic, reason and deduction based on my experience and the events happening around me that explains the way life works. This means that everyone can learn and understand it without having any big organisations dictating to them what life is about. You can work it out yourself. This gives you empowerment.

Unless you know the answers, you will not know peace of mind. Understanding your nature gives you peace in life. The keys are in the book How to Live Forever.

Ok, it doesn't seem THAT bad, seems like something you could get into as a philosopHOLY poo poo

quote:

How To Live Forever - Book $89.95
Newsletter - one year's subscription $197.00
Infinity Discussion Board - one year's subscription $197.00
Infinity Package $347.00

And some people think :10bux: to post on a comedy forum is bad...

Brolita
Mar 23, 2009
efoodsdirect.com

quote:

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For the rest of you visit eFoodsDirect.com or call 800-409-5633.
Not sure what you need? 800-409-5633.

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But we've found some more people that we don't what to have our food.
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For the rest of you visit eFoodsDirect.com or call 800-409-5633.
Not sure what food you need. Call 800-409-5633.

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They have radio commercials too. Never before have I seen the business model of gently caress YOU DON'T BUY OUR PRODUCT.

Brolita fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Dec 18, 2010

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