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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Fred Phelps:Gays :: Carol AS Thompson:People who don't smoke.

http://smokershistory.com is full of gems like:

"anti-smokers deserve to be prosecuted for crimes against humanity, and hanged like the loathsome criminals that they are."

and "(S)mokers should have turned to violence long ago! Violence against those phony, nazi "public health" pretenders and their media sluts as well, to teach them that we will submit to their vicious lies no more!"

and "(W)e should exterminate these vermin, genocide their children, and smash their putrid culture to rubble"

and "We loathe you! We despise you! We hate your guts and we want you to die! We should be supporting al-Qaida, and help to wipe your corrupt, lying government off the face of the earth!"

and "The annihilation of these psychopathic lie-spewers is the solution to humanity's problems!"

and "We must have REVENGE! REVENGE! REVENGE! for everything they've done to us! Never forgive and never forget their crimes!"

These are obviously the frothing-at-the-mouth rants of a paranoid schizophrenic. Does that make this site too much of a fish in a barrel?

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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

http://www.ranting-gryphon.com

You know the "angry" type of comedian? Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, etc? Well, take that stereotypical "angry comedian" image...

...and make him into a furry.

In fact, make him into a gryphon furry.

That's 2 the Ranting Gryphon, and he's available to do routines at a furrycon near you! Or listen to his LSD Rants on mp3!

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

What could be worse than the blog of a schizophrenic self-proclaimed messiah?

How about the blog of a schizophrenic self-proclaimed messiah who grabbed a little girl off the street and held her prisoner for 18 years?

http://voicesrevealed.blogspot.com/

If you write, I will make it better.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

http://www.lennonmurdertruth.com/

I usually feel bad about making fun of schizophrenics, and then they go and do poo poo like this. Gary Lightfoot's careful analysis of article headlines in Time, Newsweek, and US News and World Report from the months before John Lennon was killed 'reveals' that it was actually a sinister plot by Nixon, Reagan, and -- of all people -- Stephen King. Chapman was a patsy who was made to give a false confession, and also King was being manipulated by Chinese intelligence agencies. "Firestarter" was all an allusion to King standing there in a raincoat, shooting at Lennon, just like a giant cigarette lighter, and on and on and on. To support Lightfoot's crusade against Beatle-murdering novelists, buy his book!

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