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The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

Oh thank gently caress the archive is back, I had to listen to some episodes multiple times because my stockpile ran out :gonk:

Time to download about 100 episodes in case this ever happens again!

As for good episodes:

-Any episode with Steve-O and Chris Pontius (or any of the Jackass crew because they are always hilarious and incredibly frank, one episode Steve-O actually gets propositioned by a caller and takes her up on the offer)
-Tom Arnold (really interesting, also one of the funniest calls of all time, the holocaust call.)
-Robert Downey Jr. (in one of the episodes his ex-wife calls, also he's really drat funny)
-Dave Attell (just hilarious in general)
-Seth Green (also hilarious)
-Ron Jeremy (for funny Adam rants about pornography and for all the interesting stuff Ron talks about)

The Duke fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Aug 29, 2007

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The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

SLOW AND GO ON THE 405, ZIPPER SCOOTER HAS COLLIDED WITH NUCLEAR ARMAMENT TRUCK

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

I was mixed up about the episode with Robert Downey Jr.'s ex-wife, she's actually the guest and he calls in at some point during the episode. The date is June 2, 2003, Guest Deborah Falconer. Hilarious episode.

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

I'm not really a fan of the Bill Nye episode, I remember he does these annoying voices constantly and it kind of pissed me off since he wouldn't quit. I did like them talking about Beakman's World though.

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

The Patton Oswalt & Brian Posehn episode is one of the most consistently funny episodes I've heard so far, even if the discussion about who they could gently caress at what point in their careers lasts a bit too long. Also, Brian doesn't add much but is pretty funny when he actually says something. Patton is 100% gold though.

Worst episode I've heard: Wes Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd. He rarely says anything and when he does it's something insanely idiotic, Avoid at all costs. If anyone has any other episodes where the guest is terrible please feel free to start listing them.

More good episodes:

-Chris Titus
-Jake Busey
-Jamie Pressley
-John Cho & Kal Penn
-Jason Bateman & Will Arnet ("In order to reach these kids, Hack will have to become...a rapist!")

The Duke fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Aug 30, 2007

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

It's down for me again :(

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

Psimitry posted:

I remember when I was working overnights in 2003, Loveline got me through a lot of nights. Specifically, I remember one episode where Drew wasn't there (I think. He might have, but I seem to remember that he was gone), and a gay caller kept getting the "You're gay" drops from Anderson. I swear to god he must have gone through ten variations on it. Like 3 different "You're gay," a couple of different "He's gay" and a "They're gay" were all thrown in.

I also remember another caller that kept dropping the word "STEPFATHER" in every few seconds. Adam and Drew ripped her a new one, and it was the last soundbite at the end of the show as well.

Good, good times.

I love the Drew drop that sounds like "yergay!" said really quickly. Cracks me up every time.

Also 2002 is up! Includes these good episodes and 1 classic:

Snoop Dogg
Tommy Chong
Ben Stein
Henry Rollins
Tom Arnold & The holocaust call

The Duke fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Aug 31, 2007

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

Anybody have the episode from 5-9-2004 with Andy Richter? I'm listening to the episode from 5-3 with Jack Osbourne and he was supposed to be on that episode too but forgot. Anyway he calls in and they reschedule him, but after he hangs up Adam goes into his hilarious sarcastic rant about how Andy is addicted to drugs and out of control and that's why he forgot to come on the show. I'd love to hear them bust his balls on air but the archives went to 1 year at a time and they only have 2001 up right now :(

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

I'm glad I downloaded a large amount of episodes because this one year at a time crap sucks.

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

TylerDurden posted:

There is always "You're fat" and "You're a heroin addict"

Or "If you had a hizzy you'd be out of the ... house."

I prefer:

"Dr. Drew in the HIZAAAAAAYYYYY"
"Why ain't you get no play, playa?"
"So you ain't hittin da skins..... muthafucka."
"You gotta get out there and get your bitch spunk drunk."
"I'm tellin' you, nigga, that it would put you into the mode where you would have no problem to get that freaky poo poo goin' 24/7 flowin' semen here in your house."
"Look MUTHAFUCKA I'm tellin' you, once you tap her in the rear end you won't be interested in pistol rubbin' no more."

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

WDIIA posted:

The DAG show where they spent the first 30 minutes talking about how his long-time girlfriend was cheating on him (I think that was it) had its moments but it was also rather uncomfortable, and I wanted them to move on with the show.

EDIT: I guess I feel the same way with the Lightning Round, it can produce some good humor but I easily empathize with Drew as he tries to slog through the last segment.

I just tried to listen to this episode again (first heard it probably a year ago) and I didn't even make it 20 minutes in before turning it off. Probably one of the most obnoxious episodes I've ever heard, what with DAG's over exaggerated blubbering and whining.

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

Just came across a pretty classic episode: 9-29-2002, Jimmy Kimmel subs for Adam because the night before Adam got married. The whole episode Jimmy and Drew rag on Adam because he cried at his wedding, and Anderson plays this hilarious drop of Adam sobbing at least 10 times. Another funny thing is that Jimmy gets fed up with several boring callers and just hangs up on them mid call without the caller even getting to their question sometimes. Jimmy also requests that callers call in the following day when Adam returns and make fun of him for crying. I haven't heard the following episode yet but I have high hopes that the callers actually do, I can only imagine Adam getting more and more pissed as each caller makes fun of him.

edit: just looked up the 9-30-2002 episode, Kathy Griffin :barf:

The Duke fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Aug 22, 2008

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

Judakel posted:

They don't make fun of him during this episode. Drew and guest mention it early on and he dismisses it fairly quickly. Not nearly as much amusement as we wish comes from the entire situation.

drat, I was hoping Adam would actually get butthurt when they questioned his masculinity :(

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

Try to get these two particular bits:

-Adam asks a female caller how tall her door is, gets enraged after she can't give him a straight answer
-Male caller describes himself as "5'12, almost 6 foot"

I can't remember which episodes these are from, but I think the tallness question was during a Seth Green episode.

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

EnsGDT posted:



"You gotta get out there and get your bitch spunk drunk."

Alternatively:

"Why you ain't gettin no play playa??"

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

I just listened to the 9-11-09 podcast with Dr. Drew today on a whim and holy poo poo is Dr. Drew getting ENRAGED by his kid's school having to transport the students to San Diego for a football game loving hilarious. I don't think I've ever heard him basically going into Adam rant mode and screaming into the mic before, and I've listened to a few hundred Loveline episodes over the years. Are there any other clips of Drew being this crazily mad out there?

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

Hey yeah Adam, let's defend a dude that stole his job back and soured the career of a better, more deserving comedian, is horribly unfunny and idolized by the exact network blowhards you've ranted about many a time, and is completely up his own rear end about how awesome he is. But hey, he's got a garage filled with classic cars and he probably lets you drive a few around every once in awhile, so that negates everything!

What a loving hypocrite.

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

Rack posted:

Depends on your definition of 'well'.

This guy knew how to roll with it, and was a great sport. I'd even go so far to say that he's most likely not an idiot like most, which is bordering on atypical for Loveline callers. 1 time in 25+ years isn't a great record.

More to your point, there was a great caller I wish I could find again. He was some younger guy in the navy, living on an aircraft carrier. Adam got talking to him about what the carrier ran on fuel-wise and this exchange came up...

Adam: Is it a nuclear engine?
Caller: Huh?
Adam: Does it run on nuclear power? Is it coal, steam, solar, what powers it?
Caller: Oh, it runs on steam.
Adam: Right, but what generates that heat?
Caller: Fire.
Adam: Look retard, I know fire is hot. Where does the fire come from?
Caller: A flame, we just light it like a match.
Adam: WHAT DO YOU LIGHT WITH A MATCH???
Caller: The fire. It burns and makes steam out of the water to power....
Adam: STOP. STOP. STOP. Now listen. I understand the mechanics of how fire burns and water and steam and turbines and all that. All I want to know is where the fire comes from. What is burning to make the fire that runs your ship? Don't say fire, don't say steam, don't say a flame, now what is it???
Caller: Fuel.
Adam: :suicide:
Drew: Adam, you should have seen this coming. You know how hard it is for our callers.

edit - To answer your other question, I remember the guy you're talking about, but don't remember when it was. I'll see if I can find it though.

God I just listened to this episode a week ago and I wish I could be more certain but I think its:

6-14-2001 - Patton Oswalt & Brian Posehn

KING OF BLOGOSPHERE posted:

The last really brilliant episode I remember is Steel Panther on May 20th. They're a semi-satirical metal band but they aren't playing characters or anything, they're just incredibly funny and quick witted. The last 20 minutes of this episode where they play "who the gently caress sells this poo poo" is probably the funniest bit that's ever been on the podcast.

This really is the best episode of the podcast. Every single time they launched into Kiss' "Lick it Up" I was rolling. The best by far is their Bob Dylan version of "Lick it Up".

The Duke fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Sep 1, 2010

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

SLOW AND GO ON THE 405, ZIPPER SCOOTER HAS COLLIDED WITH A NUCLEAR ARMAMENT TRUCK

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

RightClickSaveAs posted:

I always wondered where he got "refractory period", which I had never heard until I started listening to Loveline. It's kind of his thing.

It's not like he made it up:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refractory_period_%28physiology%29

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

Instrumedley posted:

Don't know if anyone watched the show, but someone from Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab died today:




This is pretty creepy because they just showed a marathon of the first couple episodes of the season this dude was on like 3 days ago (I hadn't seen it before) and I watched all of them. Dude was pretty hosed up.

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

masonjar.net

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

soufflehumor.com
helmetnotachair.com
passionateman.com

^these are the best

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

^Does your uncle work for Nintendo?

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

Drunk Badger posted:

Reminds me of a Loveline recording I just listened to where Drew brought his kids into the studio. I'm surprised Adam didn't screw them up for life.

The one with Andy Milonakis where Anderson plays those drops at the start of the episode of Dr. Drew saying "I'm a rapist!" and Adam shouting "NIIIIGGER!" or is there another one with Drew's kids? Either way, one of the funniest Loveline moments ever.

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The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

Gotta get your bitch SPUNK DRUNK

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