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(except, of course,

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. It was regrettable

# ¿ Sep 19, 2011 21:49

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the sandwich factory

# ¿ Sep 19, 2011 22:27

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sporting unorthodox haircuts

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are kinda chewy

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, a rogue agent

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...is just what

# ¿ Sep 23, 2011 20:09

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slashing, piercing, severing

# ¿ Oct 1, 2011 17:39

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, almost as though

# ¿ Oct 5, 2011 23:32

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COUNTRY FOR OLD

# ¿ Oct 7, 2011 17:34

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something of a

# ¿ Oct 21, 2011 19:15

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activity in many

# ¿ Oct 22, 2011 14:26

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is the least

# ¿ Oct 25, 2011 02:29

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roost! Everyone knows

# ¿ Oct 27, 2011 02:27

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possess the uncanny

# ¿ Oct 30, 2011 00:43

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the terrifying eyes

# ¿ Oct 31, 2011 21:07

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than a puddle

# ¿ Nov 5, 2011 00:48

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- vomit composed primarily

# ¿ Nov 5, 2011 16:41

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three distinctly unemployed

# ¿ Nov 9, 2011 15:32

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for those of

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, and the like.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2011 15:20

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FOR SHAKING THAT

# ¿ Nov 11, 2011 16:52

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seemed a natural

# ¿ Nov 13, 2011 01:30

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behave unnaturally. Secondly,

# ¿ Nov 16, 2011 01:54

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Just don't dissect

# ¿ Nov 17, 2011 20:37

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Instead, focus all

# ¿ Nov 23, 2011 01:57

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Or at least

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of many horrifying

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Maybe the reason

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encountered a problem

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around to another

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my special area.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2011 01:32

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and such is

# ¿ Nov 28, 2011 15:12

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from, say, Shakespeare

# ¿ Nov 29, 2011 02:06

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or, alternatively, didn't.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2011 02:00

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gently massage their

# ¿ Dec 1, 2011 00:31

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and delicate toes.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2011 00:58

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members of parliament

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members of parliament!

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And more than

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