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Aegri Somnia: Sep 19, 2006; by Fragmaster

I know this is a "humor" thread, but I don't want to make a new thread for this:

1969 Chevelle - Does that sound like a good deal?

# ¿ Mar 3, 2008 17:36

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 19:46

Aegri Somnia: Sep 19, 2006; by Fragmaster

Sexy Santorum posted:

bought and shipping to MN as we speak

It does sound like a pretty decent deal. If I were from that area, I'd check it out in person.

Yeah, it's too late. Some bastard dealer bought it and now they're trying to sell it for $14,000 :laffo:

# ¿ Mar 3, 2008 22:43

Aegri Somnia: Sep 19, 2006; by Fragmaster

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/car/602729239.html

Nice picture taking there...

:downsbravo:

# ¿ Mar 30, 2008 17:44

Aegri Somnia: Sep 19, 2006; by Fragmaster

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/car/709758009.html

THROW SOME D ON IT..CADILLAC DEVILLE BALLER

quote:

I am sure ya can throw some D on it since nothing wrong wit this car. And i am sellin low price. Took the car to shop to have everything fix up and run strong. Drove this car everywhere I go and also for my jobs transportation. I aint taken to foul on ya. This real deal.

Make: Cadillac
Model: Denville
Year: 1990
Mileage: 130,xxx
Color Outside: Red
Color Inside: Grey/Black/green
Good car: Yes, Have everything fix up on the engine and tran.
Bad Car: 1)Seat kinda wear out and tear on driver side
2) 2 front window need new motor. Will going down.
3) AC need an freon
4) Car need some paint jobs ( few dent. Cost me 1200 for fix and paint)
That about it. So all the bad car are cheaper to buy and fix. I could do this myself but did not have time.. Got to pack up to move.

Car without feature will cost $1500 cuz i fix up the engine and everything.

Car with everything attact to them will cost me $6500 cuz I have 3.4 indash DVD player, 12" flip down montior, 20'' star rims, 1500 watts amp, 150 watts amp, two 12" subwoofer, 2 rear alpine speaker, 3 fuse & wire kits, under roof replace, and playstation 2.

So check out the car and let me know what you interest. I have all the receipt & title for you. Email me and we can talkin about it and make some offer.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2008 19:54

Aegri Somnia: Sep 19, 2006; by Fragmaster

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/car/717338910.html

YO FELLAS - Women Have Dropped Their Panties To Get Into This Car

You have no idea how much cooch I�ve nailed because of this car. Girls have literally pulled off their panties once they got in. I think it�s the white on white that makes you seem like a common day night in shining armor on a white horse.
The awesome Pioneer, six speaker sound system pumps music loud and clear pulsating through every inch of your body. Girls just can�t help to take off their clothes.
I�ve had more sex with this car in the last 2 years, than all the years before it COMBINED.
I even nailed my mechanics daughter with this car. UNBELIEVABLE A chick magnet.
I�m getting married now and need to slow it down. But by no means should this sex-on-wheels go unused. You can take over where I left off.
$3500 gets you all the booty you can ask for.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2008 04:22

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