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Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

http://southbend.craigslist.org/car/555810550.html

Holy poo poo, where's my checkbook?

http://jxn.craigslist.org/car/552870192.html

1. Chicken do do
2. Voila?

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Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

1992 Ford Explorer, only $495,000

http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/car/557800839.html

I know he probably just forgot the decimal, but $4,950 is still way too much money. God drat.

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

This would be pretty drat cool once put back together.


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Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007


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This is the one of the most ridiculous prices for a lovely civic I have ever seen. I just seriously hope he added an extra zero on the end by mistake, because otherwise holy poo poo.

edit: nevermind

Sex Weirdo fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Jan 12, 2009

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007


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This guy is quite the salesman.

"IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PAY 2.5 TIMES MARKET VALUE FOR AN ABUSIVELY DRIVEN JEEP THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE!"

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007


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I've decided this one must just be a joke since it appears the comma and decimal are in their intended places. Sometimes I just don't know....:(

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

Doesn't seem very practical...

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

madattheinternet posted:

What the hell is this guy talking about?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/1386157137.html



I honestly can't figure out what "litter fix" is supposed to mean.

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

^^^ I've got your turbo right here....

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

kimbo305 posted:

At this point you might as well take any clapped out H2 or H4 CRX that's been beat on for season after season of track racing over anything left on the street. Bound to be a better starting bound.

Of course, this one isn't perfect by any means, but it would be tempting to just put it in storage for like 15 years (especially if it's a real Si):

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007


Steel rims?

I would totally pay $11 for that car.

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

kimbo305 posted:

what a ridiculous swap:

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/cto/1587747308.html e: bad url
It could be all sorts of ratty, but of course the sheer car-nerdiness of this bucket is still tempting.

I've seen people do this before and I don't get it; "$2500 obo no lower than $2000". SO YOUR ASKING PRICE IS $2000 THEN? Just say $2000 firm, god drat.

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

I can't tell what's going on here. Either he just rolled the Dubs in front of the normal wheels, or those shits are like 2 feet wide.

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

Craigslist posted:

this is why vehicle prices are so high - $200 (all over )
Date: 2010-04-30, 8:04PM EDT
Reply to: sale-86uge-1718640551@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

the reason vehicle prices are so high is because of cash for clunkers it tok 750000 good used vehicles off the road and well think about it thats almost one million so there are not very many to go around so people who cant finance one are forced to pay the cost and eaven if you can finance one you still have to pay the high price because no one really wants to sell low when everyone is looking for a car they see the high prices and well BLUE BOOK vales means nothing something is only worth what some one is willing to pay so if the cars worth 500 blue book but they are selling for 1500 then well more than likely the seller will want his piece of the pie especially whaen he went out and bought a slightly newer car than the one hes selling and he got raped for it

I mean, I agree with him that beater car prices have been ridiculous lately, but I just assumed it was because of the recent massive influx of dealers + illiterate hillbillies.

As a corollary, does anyone know of a better alternative to craigslist, or has nothing materialized yet? Searching for cars and parts recently has been hellacious to say the least.



LITTO BIT ROST AND LITTO DAMAGE



$1800 for a JGC with a bad trans, bad front axle, and no title? :suicide:

Sex Weirdo fucked around with this message at 02:09 on May 1, 2010

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007



Actual gold, I just have nowhere to put it :(

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

Comradephate posted:

Holy poo poo that's where I live I want it

E: but I also have nowhere to put it. :(

I've been emailing all night trying to unload a different project to make room for this one, and might be going to look at it tomorrow. I need to stop checking craigslist so much....

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

:siren: Actual gold alert! :siren:

I already have one but I guess I could buy and re-sell it. :/



http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/cto/1856063342.html

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

VideoTapir posted:



The rear brakes look really strange, like almost photoshopped or something.

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

destructo posted:



Holy shiiiiiit I can't stop laughing, this has to be a joke.

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007


God drat that is one sweet vw

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

Well I just found out the "Astroghini" is for sale just down the street from me. I've seen it sitting out in front of their house for a few weeks now, but i only just noticed it posted to craigslist this morning. The price seems pretty good




Also here is a blog post someone made about it:

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2011/08/found-in-kalamazoo-the-astroghini-tales-of-americas-industrial-past/

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

If this is real, it's guaranteed gold:
(And I'm dying to know what the car is)

Sex Weirdo fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Oct 29, 2011

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

Armyman25 posted:

Why not call the number and ask if they'll e-mail pictures or give you a VIN number?

LOL I just called the number in the ad and it went to voicemail. It said "If you're calling about the craigslist ad this is the wrong number. Can you please email the person that posted the ad and tell them it's a wrong number, my phone's been ringing off the hook. Thanks, this is Eric."

God drat, I knew it was too good to be true.

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

I'd never seen one of these before, but now I want it. Mid-engined, RWD, looks awesome. The only way it could possibly be better is with a 5-speed.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/RARE...=item4ab06fabcc

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

Truly a God among bros:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1978...eba4a2678#v4-43

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

I laughed.



Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

gpw11 posted:

But seriously, I really wish this wasn't getting flagged so much and if anyone has any suggestions for small alterations I'd really appreciate it.

If I had to guess, it's probably getting flagged for having so many swears in it.

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

thegasman2000 posted:

Its not on craiglist but a customer for my IT business recently offered me a "project" car. Its a 1986 Lancia Delta HF Turbo. Its has an original mileage of 30,000 (UK here so Miles not Km). The engine runs fine as does the gearbox. The only issue it that it has been sat for 3 years outside so the bosy needs the work hence the project bit. Its for sale at £300... am I retarded biting her hand off? Its almost my dream ride (want the integrale obviously!)

Does it look anything like this?



If so, I'd buy that motherfucker in a heartbeat. 300 pounds is what, like $500? That seems pretty cheap for what I'd consider to be a cool car. Of course I don't think I've ever seen one for sale in the US, and I don't know poo poo about them. At the very least it would be something to keep in the garage to dick around with from time to time.

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

Baller Status!

I couldn't help but chuckle at the thought of someone spending untold thousands of dollars on an Oldsmobile goddamned Alero.



http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/ctd/3271195827.html

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

Powershift posted:

God i want this, it seems like the perfect car to roadkill the gently caress out of. drop my powerstroke into it, and smoke off into the sunset.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/calgary/1964-ford-galaxie-500-xl-coupe/584603318?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true





It just has so much character

Jupiters cyclops winks at me. Yeah, he knows who's driving.

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

KingFisher posted:


goons If I were to buy, what would you put in this?

twincharged ZZ4 with the turbo remotely located in place of the muffler?

Personally I'd try to figure out how to do a 440/727 just to be a poo poo.

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

Geirskogul posted:

Someone has offered me a 1990 Mitsubishi Montero for around $1000 because he needs quick cash. Normally a good guy, I think it has around 240k on it, with a new motor at 200k but original tranny. 3.0 V6, looks like the same V6 used in the Plymouth Acclaim.

I've been looking for a beater SUV. How crazy am I?

Here's his listing for $1400, which is what I told him to do in the meantime while I'm deciding.

http://boise.craigslist.org/cto/4805833709.html

Some of them came with a badass inclinometer, like so:


Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

This car looks awesome and fun, wish I had money to burn



http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mazda-Other-/252108192456?forcerrptr=true&hash=item3ab2d1bac8&item=252108192456

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

If I had some extra money I'd strongly consider buying this

http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/cto/5302594296.html

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007


I could be way off, but it seems like a fairly normal price to me.

Gotta say I'm a little put off by the walmart fog lights and hoonigan stickers though.

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

ftfy

Also, wtf is a proto plate / protecto plate / drive anywhere?

I had to look it up myself because I figured he meant a skid plate, but apparently it is the vehicle ID badge that came with the car:

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

Human Grand Prix posted:

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/autos/enthusiasts/forgotten-720-mile-2009-corvette-z06-emerges-from-storage/ar-BBJawiS?li=AA8hc8&ocid=spartanntp


"What you are looking at is a slightly scratched, but otherwise complete and never registered 2009 Z06. In all respects it's treated as an abandoned vehicle, and the Duluth-based seller says the VIN doesn't show it to be a stolen car. There's no paperwork, and obtaining a title will take a while; the seller mainly wants to turn the Z06 into money quickly and has therefore posted it for sale as a no-title car."


UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

holy poo poo current bid is 56,700. I wouldn't have expected it to go above 15k

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

what will be the next cars to skyrocket in price? Someone on a different forum suggested AMGs

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1991-Volks...b90b2%7Ciid%3A1



freakin' ragtop sunroof:

Sex Weirdo fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Apr 9, 2018

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Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

The car is awesome but after doing some online searching it appears the seller has been trying to sell it for a year and a half for $50k

https://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/cars-for-sale/volkswagen/unspecified/1904102.html?refer=blog

https://bringatrailer.com/2016/12/27/chrome-country-1991-volkswagen-golf-4x4-in-new-jersey/

So buyer beware if you are thinking of bidding on this car, I wouldn't expect the seller to honor his no reserve auction

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